Michael Caine - Goes On About Camels, Hilarity Ensues - 3/4 Visits In Chronological Order

[Music] you still got it then yeah good welcome [Applause] it's good to thank you so much for being on the show Michael it's all need actually sure what's very nice to see you I didn't think you were in LA anymore you already are doing the film promoting oh I live it I live in England oh yeah I was just here promoting I'm just here promoting this film we open it here right and then we go to New York and open it then I go back to England is that you play a magician in this model a magician I actually play what they call it used to called it's set in Victorian England it's called it the Arjun you're the engineer right I play the old guy who actually makes these enormous tricks I mean it's not like little card tricks right these are enormous great things that he makes for these two young magicians so you're the wise older and wiser older man I do a lot of that looks the same in specific yeah yeah ah I've been specializing in wisdom for about three years the money's not as good as specialized did girls yeah yeah could you do that when you're younger and then you get older and then you specialize in wisdom that's all right you're still working come hard still work I'm gonna go what have you done there nothing I've played the lead in about 75 or 76 with visas [Applause] [Music] but but when I was young I had a lot of struggle trying to get into movie so I was always playing one-day parts you know a big Butler will come in at the end and say dinner is served or do detective who come at the end and say come along with me you'll take the criminal out I have one line you know on the first who takes I usually forgot any right you know so if you look up on Google or some look me up and there's about a hundred and fifty titles and you think this because I must be a hundred yeah but it's not it's just that I I did all these movies where I said one line right and they put the titles in like they would sort of begin well yeah they said well no the movie is big and important because your energy oh yes we had Michael Caine in a film it's funny Google I looked on there and you don't know what people write about it because and then there are seven million items on me on Google yeah heaven million yeah and you go have you read them all i standed it now I'm up to 156 thank you you watch the you could do or go on the internet you do all that give a myspace page I go no I go on Google because I I'm an information but I said I don't go Google look look things up on me cuz I know all about you know yeah I don't things are not whatever people but I did but Google's extraordinary as never anything that you can think of that you go on there and there's something quite obscure and you go on you shall never heard of that wonder when you're gone and there's three quarters of a million bigoted oh you only want to know anything you want to know they know everything they know yeah they let my mom yeah yeah I could do that yeah so a listen you've done 100 and Islands or 77 877 FM where you're the leader and you ever do a film you thought I wish I hadn't done that 100 you do it afterwards you wish you'd had it all right yeah if you can remember a movie is a collaborative thing right so you so you can go home to eat a vegetable in the world you know and then suddenly after about a week ago Oh however am I going to finish this movie yeah did you you know you make mistakes in here we all do but I mean but if ever a movie is successful that's the miracle right that's what it is we're certainly glad without writing it because there's so many people involved every everyone you know you've got 150 people who can all screw up yeah asteroid a whole bloody thing yeah unlike here where we have about 20 people who can all screw up and frequently do yeah yeah no but you have one person who doesn't have to screw up and it's you ya know what and then it's great yeah if I screw up that's where they go always dude okay yeah it's grew up you'll be looking for a career in movies yeah I'll be the one Canada which is like come with Jay or dinner it's down younger and we do what you did the movie the only movie you then Scotland was kidnapped when I drew him.this yeah that wasn't that one that you got a problem well what the kidnapped was we got an end they ran out of money and nobody got paid that would make me a little cross yeah but I had already I had an agent I my money was in escrow right so I got paid but then I had to give it all back to the crew you know we go we all shared we have to take a break we have to take a break we'll be right back with Michael Caine everybody [Music] listen when you were making Alfie and back in the day because you're not from like I always thought actors when I was growing up were like from the upper classes they were all kind of you know well when I was growing up they were right yeah they all talk you know so terribly like there are very interesting in your newspaper yeah and I when I was watching movies I always liked American movies right because they're about working class people right it's like it's like it British war films were always about offices right American war films you're about privates right nah they make some of those go over in the valley yeah they make those things well yeah yeah what I mean about Sean I like those films but yeah these days of films about soldiers who hadn't any rank right rank list so dramatically as opposed to ranking of ranking officer further and I know here the final exact say if you find yourself with a hole stop digging yeah I thought about the eye but because you come from the Elephant and Castle right and one to the elephant Picasa which is a very rough district is a bit less actually and they tell is about roughly also it's very rough yeah yeah I mean it's it's rougher than when I was there really because they knocked it all down that they nothing all down and and then they put it all up again right and then the people who lived there they not killed so they're putting it all up again yeah but it's a very rough place is it the place is called the Elephant and Castle because is great big pub there of them didn't up you know called the Elephant and Castle but it wasn't originally called it where I'm a cockney with companies with this accent like mine and and we the Prince child king charles ii had a spanish mistress called the Infanta de Castille uh-huh and they opened a pub there when she died and they called it the Infanta de Castille and companies couldn't pronounce it so they called it the yellow of the car that yeah that's where the name comes even go back as you have in London knows you ever go back there and have a look around I don't like sometimes I tell you who came from near me is Charlie Chaplin and I remember once I went back and I'm looking around you know the old streets and everything under me and there was Charlie Chaplin doing the same thing really yeah booklet and walk around that yeah we were both walking around on the same day of quite extraordinary as we imagined some bloke coming out of the Elephant and Castle after a few drinks now you can guy at many cities what you know are sorta like Charlie Chaplin and Michael Caine seasick you bloody drunk me around the unit they do me a lot of resistance coming up as an actor because you weren't from the upper class because Breton III think the real feeling is Britain has a real serious flaw is that class system thing was the whole thing the whole class system is a serious flaw yeah but I mean you really had to be posh shall we say we to be an actor and when I was young and like and also when when I told my my father that I wanted to be an actor he naturally assumed I was gay yeah because all the accents draw various and all nice guys I got out there all gay and and but what happened I was very fortunate because the the English working class writers came along you know John Osborne raging anger and Arnold Wesker in the kitchen and they started writing about people like me as a because everybody was coming in in tennis shorts through French window same bunty's having a party let's all go out with a hunter there's nothing gay about that no we're all sitting there going I don't know what's going on yeah I don't having a party but he's having a party but I never ever had to say who mix with that say no no cause I mean they must swore there is a sort of lovely set you know they did sort of actors who loser hello darling hello is one actor always cause me heart yeah hot hot yeah I don't know why but he just does that that might be movie actors are not like that because movie actors are sort of more common yeah yeah yeah they're crass really attract right yeah we were trying to track you ate out the trailer let's take a break you and Avery we were right back with my cocaine [Applause] the human project gives us great beginning all the scientists and centers in the world were tossing around theories about the ultimate mystery why are women prefer why can't any babies some of them say it's genetic experiments gamma rays pollution same old same arc anyway in corner Salish Michigan L instead of work is just sucking in this dinner but I've exercised I asked him they say well why do you think we can't make babies anymore and he looks up an enormous quite big wing and he says I haven't the faintest idea he said but this stalk is quite tasty [Laughter] [Applause] welcome back everybody I'm here with Michael Caine that was a clip with Clybourn you were working with me yeah that's right that's a movie called children of men yeah yeah that's a very very dark movie we made in England look we with Clive Owen he's one of the reasons I did it I think he's a wonderful I was going to ask you who do you who do you like is the the new English actors coming out no do you like Jude Law Jude Law the doctor well Jude Law I I once made a movie called sleuth with Laurence Olivier yeah I'm about to do a remake of it with with with Jude Law really yeah you know and everybody does a Michael Caine impersonation you know that as well and they are all right everybody I am the I've been known to even do on the show you know ya know but number yeah but you know I'm not the easiest person to impersonate everybody can do me I know I think but not well I what we do is oh no they're usually they're not very good no no I I usually if I put spin on it I do Michael Caine in space really yeah Corsi one yes going alright it's Michael Caine in space what do you call a lesbian and space alien DeGeneres come on that's what we that's what we uh yeah I'm sorry that's what you do behind my back behind your back it's not trusted no no I know I I thought I do Sean as well because you and Sean Connery are still great man yeah yeah how did it say you do Sean well I talk so but like but she's just an shillings with Ben shillings the pipe measure McLennan not that kind of that's romantic you did that the man who would be king which I think's one of the best movies of all time yeah I did it was Sean yeah yeah don't hosted directed it yeah that was a long story to get that movie together wasn't I was like he was trying and trying all right yeah yeah it was very funny it's funny how you get movie parts I was in Paris with my wife staying in a hotel and then the phone went and I said hello and I said microtainer suggested this is John Huston and our way all right who is it I thought he's one of my friends taking the piss yeah but it is John Huston I could ask you know and I said who is it heard it coming it you see it's you is it nice Johnston so awful Southside John who's a.m. rebellion as I said well no was like against it he said he said can you meet me and talk about a film I said yeah I said when you want to meet meet he said what are you doing now you know the way John talked he said what are you doing now and I said well I'm with my wife in the Georges sank Hotel in Paris I said where he said I'm in the bar next door and then I went and he said come down so I went down there and he said he said you know the man who would be king by Roger Kipling I suggest I do he said I'm going to make a movie film of it so I said said I want you to play PG carnahan he said I've been trying to make this film for years sydney city it was originally going to make it with Humphrey Bogart and Clark Gable yes I heard Bogart was my favorite actor yeah and here I was I was replacing Humphrey Bogart ads fantastic and it was great and then Sean Connery was cast in the Clark Gable yeah he's a he's quite a powerful figure Sean as well that must have been oh yeah I met Sean I'm a Sean he was he was a Terry story they were doing South Pacific right and they had all these sort of big tough American sailors exert to see there is nothing like a dame nothing in this and and so disappear do so he said we'll go with will audition some chorus boys you know an English chorus boys at that time we're not very butch sure yeah but I don't think I'm much more now I was going on so don't get is nothing like a time can't you see and so he said and what he did he sent round to all the gymnasiums to get all these guys like the big weightlifter so they could be like big sailors with t-shirts and bets on and Sean was trying to be mr. universe he was like non-response Nick yeah and it was enormous and and he got part in the chorus at South Pacific and on the very first night very first Saturday open on the Thursday and on to Saturday I went to a party with two girls right uh-huh and Shawn came in right and he looked round the party and he spotted me with two girls and I became instant new best friend yeah and it's like the donors in like an audition like oh it's been a joy cocky I wish we had more time it's an honour that you came on as a Michael Caine everybody welcome back by our first guest tonight is the Hollywood icon I mean under icon I every time he comes to the show I think why is he coming to the show he doesn't have to be the show I mean he's really you know he's like whoa I mean when he comes out you'll be like what I'll be like yeah and you be like yeah you're getting doubling up no good he's in the new movies cold is anybody there send thiers and Freddie please welcome the legend that is Michael Caine everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] welcome Bible welcome very nice to see you again great to see you yes I'm always delighted when you come on the show a little surprised but delighted you're surprised I come on are you a little bit yeah I would be if I were you so it's nice that you're doing I do yeah it's from the old country I think it's an old codger the old country and you're in a foreign land and I'm you anymore are you a real American I became a citizen yes how are you yeah did you didn't no no I'm a tourist I'm a fan of America though oh well that's that's good yeah I'm big fact well I've been working here for years yeah yeah yeah before you were born oh no no oh yeah yeah you got you got married I here I did get married yeah yeah um well it's one of the ones with the dual cab and I never ever you don't worry about don't welcome no I never I never wore a ring ever ever carry in there I don't know my wife trust me I think I've we've been married 38 years how you know [Applause] and I'm quite old now so she doesn't worry about the ring yeah I don't know I I think you should give up passing saw from yeah I'm I'll buy thin one yeah it's a good girl what then ring yeah thin ring we of yours is thick you see your newly weds your 0-2 oh yeah all sort of cream and stuff I mean you've got married in the winter I then define the winner in diamant deep snow leaves wearing a kilt very dangerous yeah yeah you get very down you going down we would get well the snow rises oh no it's dope good lots of snow you don't have to go out you have to sleep in on the honeymoon yeah okay I don't have to go out it's okay let's say this knows too deep darling to go for a walk especially if you can't go everyone can't just no no no it's not right Michael no I got married I got married in Las Vegas really yeah you know a record then for the longest marriage that yeah yeah people in Las Vegas yeah I don't know what happened I mean I did I got married in the little chapel under green which turned out to be 4 square feet of astroturf yeah yeah I thought I was going to get like village green legally what you know and I know that's here and and the place was famous because Tony Curtis had got married dear oh we got the time yeah yeah yeah I'd you know and it was just it was very quick and and with the dilute sauce I had to get back into L ate it when we were shooting and we went to a restaurant across the road and if we someone you might remember Louis Prima you either really favorite yeah stay with a cabaret and we went in this restaurant and we got on an airplane and went back we went back to the Beverly Wilshire where they had my wife is Kashmiri Indian and they had an Indian sweet in there oh that's nice and they gave us it for our first night of our honeymoon and I didn't know that in India they put bells on the bed to make sure [Applause] and not just in India makes now nothing in Fairmont - in Vermont it was what about Christmas look whatever fall builds on this page right and so I spent the first couple of hours of my honeymoon with a pen dive trying to get the bells of the face yeah if they have to be true because you can't make this now you got thinking well your wife must have known that bells were traditional she would have sadly oh you can leave the bells on the bell but we didn't think they'd be traditionally the beverlywood no no you don't it was like we didn't know how far they would carry it yeah they carried a belt info about one Bell - well well you're not the one build a bridge - Barbara - yeah eh - para was it yeah yeah we with you that's a good girl you ever done a film you thought I wish I hadn't done that yeah I'd done several but you don't know at the time no we people so I'm very good did you suddenly realize that no one else's it's good you can say it we know I'm old enough to say that yeah yeah well no one takes any notice that when you say no no daughters in this in this film you've just done a well you're good than anyone else good to know everybody is brilliant as a matter of fact when I play with a little boy ten and he is the best boy actor I've ever come across because he's he's had no training and he's just a small boy right and he's like a real boy and he doesn't have one of those you know when you see could you again pain and they day you can see they've been trained to do know that people never do and and he doesn't do any of those things and he doesn't had one of those what we call stage mothers who are trying to sort project the fact that they didn't do anything into the child and they wanted child to become a star his mother is an ordinary very nice woman and he's a wonderful boy's name is bill Milner and the name of the movie is is anybody there and he did what he's the co-star of it with me and dizzy I was in the movie then does well he cut this very short he's is he lives in an old people's home old folks home you do no not yet I've got it no no no I got a derrick karr I haven't got there yet in the story alright okay don't let me get this all right the little boy lives in an old folks home because his mother and father owned it all right and every time he makes a friend of course they die so he goes looking for their spirits with it with the tape recorder and a torch and a camera and he can never find him and an old magician me comes in basically to die right and he makes friends with him and he helps him find his ghosts that's fantastic yeah that sounds like a fantastic film I'm not supposed to say that because it sounds conceited but it is an extraordinary film no it's so nice although he hasn't seen it I've seen it it's bloody good yeah one died so you'll love it when you say no I tell you why because it will make you really really la laugh and then you were burst out crying and I'll do both of those things who one after the other I bet yeah I don't know I tell you what when I when I when I was reading the script it's produced by David Heyman who makes a Harry Potter phone yeah this is not a Bigfoot this is a little tiny film and he loved the script he said it would be and I was reading it and halfway through I rang him and I said I said I'll do this movie said you'd like the script I said well I haven't finished it yet he said well why are you finding me before you finished I said because I've had a break I thought I'd found you during this break because I'm crying oh yeah it was the only script I've ever read that made me cry and I don't cry easily believe me I'm very tough I'm really I'm tough you know and I'd I'd never cry and I was all on my own so I cried and I rang him and I said I'll do it and then he got me cheap he said yeah now forty because if he felt I was vulnerable well I won't you play a magician in the film a magician videos you learn any tricks dude yeah I learned luckily it was very funny because I decided it's part of my character I thought I've got to part my hair in the middle I don't know why though and then the real magician turned up to teach me you know the technical adviser and he had his hair parted in the middle and I thought I've not even started a movie and I've got something right yeah and and I said to him I said I said I've seen magicians before with their hair parted in the middle I said a lot of you seem to do that he says yes he said I said why is that he said Houdini Harry Houdini the greatest magician of all he had his hair parted in the middle and all the young magicians parted their hair in the middle or also did I what happens of their bulb you where if you're a magician you can't be bold there's gotta be a long magician's oh no no they sell wigs parted in the positive but forever I don't let me go what you showed you their secret compartments in them magicians have secret compartments everywhere everywhere yeah I had you know idubbbz coming out like nothing yet I just governor why don't you go to Jason a dub come down everybody jumps yeah yeah to you or away from you uh-oh arms what number one away from you what hub comes out right just in case yeah yeah be honest be honest do you like working with kids really yes I like wait yeah I do um there's this old adage about do you know never work with kids or animals yeah well I love working with them because they're so ingenuity and I'm a bit of a kid myself in a funny yeah yeah yeah animals though you know have another area no not mad about I'm not mad about horses and camels because I'm not very good rider and and camels camels when they throw you up they don't throw you off they suddenly lie down and try to roll on your leg goes faster horses yeah and I did and then they won't go they won't go where you want them to go I know there's a scene in the man who would be king where Sean Connery and I and there's a long shot Campbell thing and we're in the desert and they're saying then we went to Khartoum or somewhere and it's on so we left we left the trail and went off on our own but we couldn't get the camels to leave the trail we kept getting the John who's in the directories and we're now you move turn left a whip turning left and the cameras went straight on so they cut to a long shot and Sean Connery and I leaving the trail directly to Arab camel people oh really who could get them to do what they like well they also spit in your face they will they spit the spit at you but there is a camel a Somali camel which is the most gentle of all camels are very very soft taste true story death will evoke a business tomorrow all right the man they had they had blue eyes a very long eyelashes and adorable yeah and all the male cameras look gay delivery well they've got long I'll a little I got mascara on now when did you run across a Somali camel then I was doing a movie in Kenya right and they brought some across the border to Somalia's next to Kenya right under Kenyan camel Depina cameras they roll over on you though and I did one day but you know I was in the film I go wait a minute that's a Somali camel again you see the blue eyes in the island yeah yeah and and I I had a one sequence where we forgot and this Arab is teaching me to ride a camel and I said well what we're sitting on the camels going along and I said well what's the what's the one from making the camel stop and sit down and he said goof or a goof and of course the camera stopped and sat down with me all right sound L said what's it what's the Arabic get up what is it Z Z and then with Z and in India cam comes up again but that's all I know or want to know about cam fair enough thank you sir where's my food [Applause] there are two movie stars in the world Sean Connery and Michael Caine my next guest is the one of them is new memoir the elephant to Hollywood is in stores now please welcome the legendary sir Michael Caine everyone [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Oh Michael oh yeah look at that how about that that's lovely there's you got the book code and the hardcover I like those but not so much the front cover which is great yes but the back cover that was before it was gay to do that yeah yeah that was big cheerful yeah they don't that they turn you into gay later but that does look like no nowadays if you look at that you'd think oh no attention guys okay but we didn't bother in those days we're not posed for that I didn't know what gay was it's true all right I like to build this thing I don't abuse yeah because he hasn't got one now yes let me don't you two get one either no not anytime soon you know his penis is still in customs is it how are you getting over me all right guys are you there as well we got here yesterday bro i voice goes up tomorrow now this is what the elephant tell them what the elephant has been called the elephant to Hollywood the elephant is a very very tough district of London in South London named after a pub called the Elephant and Castle the pub was originally named when it was built couple hundred years ago it was named after king charles's seconds Spanish mistress called the Infanta de Castille and so they built this in called the Infanta de Castille and the companies couldn't pronounce it so they called it the Elephant and Castle and I think it has hardly any of it left no the only elephant no really no I shot aunty I went back actually and shot a movie called Harry Brown like right exactly where I come from in these projects which are terrible but they were pulling them down and they're all down now they were very sad yeah where I where I was this crap place where I came from life stopped glamourizing that you're becoming the son no no but I mean now is is the highest penthouse in Europe really yeah you would be amazed there's one and a half billion pounds being spent there baby yeah the elephant the elephant okay I've been in London in a long time I know you you sound like it yeah you've been in Scotland oh yeah Oh Sharon doing home so Sean dude have you seen him recently no I haven't seen him but he was 80 about two weeks ago hardly believed that he could use a feed your poke yeah one hand oh yeah yeah but he's he's 80 now and I called him and he was very ill you know really was very very year very early lost 30 pounds well I didn't know what was wrong but he had an infection in the tooth and he said to me said have you got any bridge work Michael so you would you like me to say it like even any bridge work Michael so I said well yeah I've got some Shaunie said what have someone look on the new foot really yeah so cuz stuff was there and he nearly died Shaun I've got some bridge work have you ever looked underneath it I can't I can't right now until the commercial you're all right yeah all right yeah all right I'll be fine aye aye I always imagine you don't live in London though do you I haven't you know I have an apartment in London I live in the country I live out outside like I live about 40 minute drive from London but I have I have an apartment in Chelsea harbour always safer it's nicer yeah yes but I I always imagined you living in some kind of tropical island for some reason I don't know why I imagine you gonna sitting around with you know you just like you know just drinks and girls with bikinis and no other bye to the same woman for 40 no no I didn't think you were doing I did they were just bringing you drink [Applause] no funny you should say that because my wife is from a tropical island she's from British Guiana is it still called that a nice hot there no no what I said is it still cold that and because my accent used it is a cold which I never understood discuss you know no I never understood him but the british guiana is is it called British Guiana British this set this three is near this Dutch French British Guiana she's actual fact she was a parents emigrated she's Kashmiri oh yeah she's a Kashmiri yes that's rather nice yes never given me a pullover now do you have a house in some kind of tropical island dad doing alright I have an apartment in South Beach in Florida well that's for this fairly is a tropical island that's yes what don't Beach South Beach yeah Karen North Cuba yeah yeah it's a bit like that yeah I like South Beach never been to Cuba no you think that Philippe after you've never actually been for several reason that's right I remember once I was I was in Florida I had this I had a restaurant in South Beach long a long time a green yeah what did you cook in it no all right no still I was G owner alright I know how do I own this restaurant in South Beach and I had friend a Cuban friend and I said him I said I'm thinking of going to Cuba right and he said don't I said one night he said they will burn your restaurant down if you go to Cuba really yeah so cold because you know union-friendly to go ahead yeah being friendly to Castro but I don't think it counts anymore no I know I think it's all going to be alright I think when castle pops it will be alright yeah I hope so yeah what you hope you pops are you'll be alright well better both yeah well you know how you do yes yeah are you making a film then this one growing a beard I don't like beards but I'm making a film called mysterious island you know the Jules Verne story yeah yeah a serious side what about the mysterious island yeah yeah and it and it it's great for me because I just become a real 2 years ago I became a real grandfather in real life congratulate and I'm laying your grandfather in this right and that's one first for me and the other first is it's a film in 3d we really made it you're young to be careful the stuff could fly towards you yeah I know yeah I mean you know you've got a big nose no no no no it's alright you know you'll be fine no I've never seen a 3d movie so I'm going to wait till this comes out it's probably just the same acting isn't it you don't have to do special Oh I think they do do a lot yeah yeah yeah yeah oh okay yeah where are you shooting mysterious island in Hawaii Oh lovely I like it down there yeah I don't really know it I'm shooting on an island called Oahu oh that's that's the main but the main figure yeah it's where Honolulu and Waikiki Beach and all that side this sounds good doesn't it Waikiki was he I do pronounce it in I think that's it yeah my father and what might they are meeting in Waikiki Waikiki oh pardon me oh yeah he's still smug yeah yeah sitting in the dark no I think we nice you know and it's a winter in England so it's it's lovely that's why you took the film and know what no I took the film because I had grandchildren now right and I get to ride around on a giant bumblebee oh really and I thought of my grandson when he's only two so I can't go and see it now but eventually he's going to go and it's my grandchildren going to see their grandfather riding around on a giant bumblebee he's going to hate the kids at school could your grandfather's yeah we have to take a break do you mind no no take a break we'll be right back with Mike okay and everybody [Applause] [Music] good luck a bag over it welcome back I'm here with Michael Caine or he's here with me I'm here with you and I really yeah but you're always here I'm not that's true I'm here to make you rot I must be here with you all right enough all right the gym cleaner mouth organ by the way no you want to start no you might want to give it a go no I don't get poison bridgework you won't get poison bridgework but they're perfectly clean is it no dude I've never been blown no effective Charlie Jane I sold out is it vascular buddy I mean do you think people are actors or badly behaved or worse now than they were then or they just get caught more no to get caught more that's right mayor because of yeah back then we didn't have the paparazzi who didn't have all these magazines you didn't have TV shows Entertainment Tonight you could do what you like yeah and then the paparazzi came along a sport it all so you say to me it's conceivable that certain point your life you may have been in the hotel room with a hooker locked in a closet yourself now or something sterilized it something similar yeah yeah not locked in the closet you know loads of the clothes no point putting them in the clothes there would have been no no guys no no no I've never been with hookers I was always so conceited I couldn't pay for it yeah active the very country should be paying me yeah it may not be conceited it may just be frugal you know you come from another unit but your Scotch your frugal I'm pretty frugal I'm cockney we're generous people companies so rich people were generous through now the caucus you're generous because they haven't got anything right so it's nothing to give away so well that's why Scottish people don't go with prostitutes because the frugal is like different I would like to have sex pattern for honesty woman taking it myself exactly that really provably keeper charitably care a little bit yeah yeah so um why you're gonna do any cert phone or anything like that yeah you at Dorothy no no I'm not outdoorsy I joined it did join the army I was dragged screaming into the army and I uh I was in it two years used to have national service in England and I never did too much exercise in my life I was walking miles and run out mountains with 86 pound packs on my back and I was in the infantry alright and I thought if I ever get out of this alive I'm never going to do another bit of exercises and I got out just alive and I've never done any exercise I said really don't do any exercise well no I won't 4 or 5 miles a day but that's that you know I was an in-between so it's easy right yeah we're just with no no backpack on or Anthon or just walking no no don't carry a pack no like people to do that for me I have a man with an ADC compact behind behind me well you Michael Caine you know emoticon yeah you don't ya know so what you're going to do that in a way that apart from shooting that's the Satan is this giant bumblebee what you going to do apart from that I don't know why are you on a bumblebee in the film anyway what happens though because it's it's you've one of those thing yeah it's our friends and the bumblebees come and help us when the dinosaur comes oh yeah they would wouldn't they weren't they were the dinosaurs come to bout bumblebees come and help you who will help us know that the dinosaurs are here yeah thank God the bumblebee okay so it'll be fun you know it sounds like a real real nail-biter this one day and then after that I think probably did Batman Oh another Batman [Applause] Christian Bale again yes I like Christian Bale I like fish I think Christian Bale is great remember when that they had that thing where they release the tapes of him being all angry on a film set yeah and he got in trouble and I went bad I was like you pay this guy to be unstable and crazy right and then when he's unstable and crazy you go oh that's disgraceful I mean you've had to be unstable and crazy but I wasn't surprised that that are told that I used to have a very bad temper I don't now right but I used to and I mean what Christian did was quite pale to what I would do sometimes you eat at about ten minutes I want once did 45 minutes please but there was no one recording it well I think they started and run out of tape I think what hands or if you ask an actor to be all kind of you know keyed up and tense and you've been waiting around all day to be a certain way and then you can have you know you're not worried be about that well that was a big special effects picture right right it takes ages for it to come out right they recorded this during shooting and the record never came on the television and the radio till the week it was being released yeah isn't that suspicious it aired and I felt is there it's almost as if the studio in some way Jack yeah you know what they like no idea why mean it's a lovely boy yes thanks Chris I've never met but I've decided he's nice my god jeez I know I know I'm very well take my work yeah I'll be fat long I look out I brought a boy yeah yeah you did good for you wait wait he didn't really make McCain he's fooled you with his acting I'm gay look could you ever hang out would you ever stop actin indirect or something like that no no you're not interested no your directors have to turn up every day and you know actors are like that you give them a script and they say first thing you see is a pop bit a little oh yes lovely a big and then the next thing you look at how many days have I got off yeah that's the way we look at it yeah yeah I would you look at it that yeah exactly we have any days off Oh blimey many bumble bees that I have to raise yes a rider bumble boot for two days but I do get a day off well in your days off what sins your days off in Hawaii then what will you do you wouldn't do anything too loud I'll go round the walk on the beach with my wife and there's laws behind you carry their backside this point I told you about that cover all right you see that cover this was taken boat I went to pose for the cover but this is really rather like life I was thinking the other day I went to pose for the cover and for 2 hours Terry O'Neill my friend and I wish and I'm posing he's got all the lights you know kind of a burn and in the end I said to him no more photos and he took the picture my lovely princess but looks like they did you try to do something it doesn't work and then suddenly out of the blue Thank You happen that's what that's what the sewers bump did I know I've seen them telling you I like these four grow some great photographs of you look at that the man who would be king look at that yeah you shall be insured yeah that's a great movie that my little man it will be king yay I love them in house came again yeah we're at time no no I'm just looking at the book now oh yeah we're done you're done it's only you know like snow yet are we finished tire is it the promotion no the commercials haven't started the one we're just over start a bit it yeah don't go intimate yeah well is there anything unique you something you want no no I'm going get yeah ShamWow alright the world a sham boy Sammy Sammy yeah with me never quite but I am well now this gem well yeah for the digital generate the camel is a sham well it's a transvestite camel two bumps I know it's kind of [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's my favorite one now let's see if you two come up to me in 1985 and said hey I'd be like ah ah but you just said hey Greg you know what's going to happen to you is in a while you're going to get your own talk show in America and you'll be able to set for 20 minutes and I cannot make okay I just said you were insane but I just so whenever Michael Caine for trying [Applause]

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Length: 48min 27sec (2907 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 13 2017