Kevin Bacon - Has A Few Hilarious Anecdotes - 7/8 Visits In chronological Order

you know the penniless mr. t the velvet rope Nalla Verde people get along that's exactly like my day please welcome a big-time movie star Kevin Bacon [Applause] thank you sir how are you pal I'm very well very well great I like the look know who you playing in the movie that you're not playing Nixon clearly no I play a guy named Jack Brennan who was Nixon's right-hand man when he resigned the White House I went to a San Clemente to live so I'm the movie is a it almost feels a little bit like a fight movie and I'm kind of like his corner man right okay Nixon remind me what what did he do president W red states oh yeah he got very interested in what the competition were doing that's that's true and burgled then they did send some guys and uh entered the hotel room without a key ah that's in fact illegal it is yes it is I find that after my cost how are you have you been are you been with the band yeah we yeah my brother and I and the guys in the band we did a new record and we had a good time doing it all the guys in the band produced some tracks on the on the record the other night yeah and we yeah we it was interesting cuz we did a lot at home studios and then we would send the tracks to FTP sites and we'd down the line I don't know what an FTP site well it's like a real big site has a lot information you can you can lost space and you can you can send huge files up there and pull them off and put them up the point is is that we could really made the record and never looked at each other for the whole core that's a lot of bands that will work very well for them I would have man yeah well you'll be seeing us later so you can judge now when you go on tour gooo hang a boat and a bus and everything we do sometimes yeah yeah yeah we do I love the bus I'm just I just love it it's my favorite place you have this rule on the bus a lot of the musicians absolutely know the ideas no number two is on the bus true yeah that's true really yeah so you hope you're not on there for too long yeah yeah he's gonna say maybe take a plane yeah now how do you manage with the sleep when you're on the bus are you alright I said great you know you have to you have to sleep with your your feet forward in the bunk otherwise if you get into an accident your head smashes against the front so that's one little detail and also you have to oh yeah definitely definitely definitely you have to be careful not to drink too much fluid water or whatever before bed because is this kind of a subtle vibration so you're gonna be up a lot oh yeah but I I just I it's it's my favorite place that'd be as the guys will tell you I once I get on it's hard to get me off oh we're still talking about the bus I I was gonna go to Australia this Christmas and then I looked at the ticket prices and we decided to stay at home you don't want to go Australia for Christmas it's summertime everything's topsy-turvy down is up up is down summertime at Christmas time you know we live in New York so a little bit of warm weather during Christmas is okay yeah what were you doing in Sydney I was on my way to doing a film down in New Zealand and I just stopped there for a little while to check it out whose tram I know still you know I said because they've got creatures like that in a spell yeah yeah yeah no I mean I I I love Sydney I met some some guys and you know what I find actually I find the one thing that's really refreshing is I find the Australian women very aggressive yeah yeah yeah you walk up the street you know you're used to New York and women in New York Knicks through them avoid your eyes yeah a mr. construction workers and that kind of thing they're protective in Australia they just walk up and it's like no those guys whoa lock the look at your ass and these Jade's my and the women are even worse no good posture yeah it's coming up I had a birthday this year yeah I had a big lie III had one this year who didn't well people who were born after the something of December November I was waiting for the headlines Kevin Bacon's turn turns 50 America weeps yeah yeah you certainly do look favela don't thank you looks like but yeah but you're doing you don't look older I'm 50 what did you do did you have a party you know what I my wife was throwing a surprise party and I really can't stand surprise parties and then I blew the surprise somehow and but very night was just gonna be a small thing just my family I've got a big family six six of us and the kids in the family and they went out and got me the most beautiful terracotta pig-shaped barbecue oh that's adorable I I can't wait to be 50 much less I treasure it I really do you do I love the barbecue I like the barbecue especially in the snow I just think it's great too it's not to me so much doesn't even need to be a summer thing I like to go out in the deep snow and this isn't any way connected to your last name okay it is I have a lot of pigs people give me a lot of pigs because they think it's funny cuz your name I got keychains and your statues and even when we play the show we have a pig that I put on the mic stand or I don't actually put it on myself yeah yeah he's very he's very diligent about it - I know when you're gonna come back in and play it with the bank we are okay sure bacon bros goodbye Kevin Bacon everybody my my next guests are here performing go my way from the RAL boom new year's day it's available now on the iTunes please welcome back the bacon brothers everybody the big [Applause] [Music] Oh [Music] [Music] [Music] by the way [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] my god where did you get that body and what she gives her hips [Music] babies seemed to go my way [Music] you back at home you back in bed you all along visit they can hear you close your eyes as a son chemistry like it's some evil curse the truth we drink there she is just stop here do walk up [Music] my god baby where did you get that body baby what you get it on your iPod the kids you hits that sweet yo your ever-lovin laughing double-oh-seven girl take every day [Music] might be going my way and tell me buddy oh you go my way [Music] don't say to go home man my first guest tonight is a great big movie star but no he's bigger even bigger than that no he's about that he's bigger than Tom Cruise who's about that size you're gonna have to narrow it down Craig he's bigger than Tom Cruise what most of us over the age of 12 are bigger than Tom Cruise oh boy gee I don't know I like to better when we had music anyway he said that HBO film very good film era called taking chance which is available on DVD now please welcome the very lovely Kevin Bacon everybody go [Applause] [Applause] welcome Kevin well lovely to see you very nice to be seen well it's good to see you and how me I see how tall you look very bright it's the lifts hi I this movie taking chance was on HBO a while back and I saw the posters up for around town and I got a phone call it's very patriotic film they're moving but patriotic right you know that probably because you're in it yeah but the but I got a phone call from Sheila Casey do you know miss Sheila Casey yes Sheila Casey's might gentleman called George Casey who's a general in the United States Army he's the chief of staff of the United States Army and Sheila Casey and George Casey went to a screening of this it was fantastic he said it was absolutely fantastic and I thought if the chief of staff of the US Army thinks that your patriotic army movie is good it's probably pretty good yeah congratulations on though that's fantastic what is the what is the story of this this is about a true story about a guy named Lieutenant Colonel Mike Strobel who actually wrote a an article that the movie was based on and then ended up Co writing the script and he volunteered for escort duty which is the duty of returning the remains of fallen soldiers Marines the Air Force military back to their final resting place Ryan he had this experience taking this this this this young kid the private first class the chance Phelps back to his hometown in in in Wyoming and and just you know I just had this amazing experience and wrote this story and HPI picked it up to turn it into a film it's very yeah it's it's it's a difficult it's a difficult subject for a lot of people but but I feel a necessary one we didn't see any of that during the law of the Iraq conflict did we and of course it was a reality of what was going on yeah well I think what's interesting about the movie is that about probably a month or so after the film came out the policy of not photographing flag-draped coffins coming back from any war was changed and I was national policy had been in place I think since 1991 and I thought to myself gosh do we have anything to do with that I mean that that could be really amazing and it turns out the Secretary of Defense actually came out and said that bit part of the reason why they they lifted the ban was because of the film so actually do be in something that has you know maybe a difference yeah I mean I don't think the tremors I'm sure you are very patriotic are you very involved with the military do you get involved and stuff of that or did this come up to you when you when you go to the movie no I played I've played a couple of Marines but but but no I mean just have you ever been on a USO tour I never have no no you want to do that yeah yeah I would like to yeah yeah we've certainly talked about it and I've made some you guys can get you a number dad yeah your number tonight I can get you in the Middle East in about two weeks no I'm actually going out to Kosovo all right yeah yeah and in a couple of weeks time that I yeah I'm hoping that Kosovo is no way dangerous I don't know no I don't know why find out by the way did you hear that they're remaking Footloose it's a musical I did hear that are you upset anyway no why would I be upset well because you're the Footloose guy with the loose food you mean I mean the only thing it was a little strange is like you know I don't wake up in the morning look in the mirror and see a guy who would be in a movie that it was time to remake let's put it that way oh it's just the idea that you're actually in something that but you know truth is a movie so I don't know what 25 years older we make good movies Kevin why why do you're in Hollywood you're connected and Schewel business why I don't know I mean I think that you know there's there's certain kind of thematic stories that need to be told again if people like that they like a sort of you know brand familiarity wouldn't that be be like ass alright no I think they should you should do Tarzan Tarzan yeah [Applause] the old timey Tarzan when he you know he lived in the hut and but the hunt was kind of modern looking yeah you know it was like really like a host but made of and then microwave and stay yeah yeah you'd be great at that yeah hey about this website that you're on cuz I wanted to see if I was on it they were telling me about it earlier that man who looked like old lesbians yes a Navy SEAL well you know here's the thing I mean how many how many people will admit to actually googling themselves oh yeah nobody's even raising their hand I don't believe that most people have master googled in their lives right so in order to avoid the embarrassment of that I signed myself up for Google Alerts Oh a convenient way to Google yourself without time right and that way you just got a little taste every day they send you and they say what's being said about your written about you online and that way you can kind of see you don't want to click on it because it kind of goes Kevin Bacon isn't dot dot dot and then you don't click on that because you know that it's probably not gonna go into a big place it's not gonna get I'm just kidding he should play Tarzan then then exactly exactly so that one I just couldn't resist men who look like old lesbians company first off I mean how fabulous is it I mean that's one of the great things about the internet that you can actually have a website that's so because I think I look a bit like Liza Minnelli who of course is not a lesbian so right there I didn't think you have to look like a famous lesbian oh you just have to look like an old lesbian do you have any tips for the folks at home if they want to look like those lesbians maybe do [Applause] just Lina lead a clean lifestyle enjoyed there are things back in New York with you and your lovely wife good star on she did today don't really go to star on the wall and you know they said we got great news because we're actually gonna put you right next to cabins alright so you wouldn't seem all that thrilled about that idea I think she was kind of like oh great yeah you know ma you know and like you know I got a B on him next to his star but anyway she was okay by that mean the good news is is that we don't actually plan on being buried so you don't get buried under your star but this will kind of become a Hollywood tombstone for us where we'll sort of always be together you know in purpose you what a Hollywood tombstone present a late-night talk this is it this is my this is my little cave of the eternal this is my little tomb but do you have you have myself a store right even the guest list the chuck-e-cheese not too long you think everybody's in how long have you been in this game since you were two uh well the first movie I did was Animal House that was I think thirty years ago I was is that thirty years ago yeah yeah yeah I was about nineteen at the time and it was great it's great that was like it may have been a fun time well you know it was okay except that I was kind of a loser on the set because the the guys who were in the Animal House were really the cool ones right and they all hung out together and then those of us who weren't in the Animal House they sort of you know didn't really want to hang out with us so there were a lot of parties that I wasn't invited to and stuff like that but other than that it was okay no it's alright no really yeah wait-wait-wait-wait room don't all him he just got his star or the Hollywood Walk of Fame and next to his waist are the only would walk of fame oh by the way um did you really lose a lot of money and that Madoff thank did that really have to I read about that in there yeah yeah you should be in that Footloose remade that Tarzan [Applause] I was so excited because we were driving I think he was drifting off to sleep and I went Pismo Beach you were driving yeah I always driving I do the drive really yeah that's interesting there's always you that doesn't drive in because like with when I'm with my wife I do the driving I'm the driver I know I know guys have a thing about that no but he loves it when I do I love to drive and he's so happy to have me drive that's a very healthy sign in your relationship you know he trusts you yes I know that he fought my in the time that I'll be married the time I've known my wife which is like five years i-i-i think she's driven me twice oh really and and I I not fallen asleep both times well then you must trust her it's like that great song what song baby you can't sleep while Hydra [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that is pretty exciting that's a pretty exciting movie you got for yourself so your monologue you're just talking about how your head hates superhero movie x-men or superheroes really it's their roots their mutant eyes who you know they're they don't fit in that kind of I identify with them a little bit did you get to keep the Hat no I don't have that it's I don't have it I wish I did but you know to tell you the truth I don't think I looked that great in it no Mike Michael Fassbender's in the movie he looks really good in it yeah it's kind of like a thing where we he takes it from me at the end of the movie he puts it on I looked at him I went damn I wish I was very tough on yourself but you look awesome in that January Jones is in the movie with me and she says yeah hot no hot she's fine you know whatever yeah exactly and there's a scene where I put the Hat on for the first time but we actually call the helmet oh yeah anything I want to get over that's okay yeah yeah they had guys on the set that would polish my helmet well you're a big movie star you get all that kind of in the rider yeah yeah yeah got it in your contract right now leave my helmet polisher need my well other thing other so is this kind of big reveal where I put it on for the first time and I say the Russians gave me this and I turn around and I look at her and she's just burst out laughing right and I said what's going on she says look oh you look good in a hat man come on you know we should do is like when you and your brother go out playing with a band you should wear the hat mess with him yeah like when he's singing harmonies and stuff just like yeah it might be its own little built-in echo chamber yeah is it huh not too bad not too bad it was actually custom-built so that it would be you know comfortable and Wow yeah man you live in the dream that man which is why I don't understand why I don't have it because it's not really meant to fit any well then you know I've in case there's another x-men movie they might want to give the hat to another eye the helmet to another actor you know probably what gonna happen now man you've mile all right you'll be frying it with a like that it's they want you back you to the movies done great what is it like a gazillion dollars don't okay it's yeah it's a great movie too you know as you pointed out what's what's cool about it is that the x-men even though they're very mutants they all have these special powers every human at the same time they you know they they love each other they get jealous and they fight and they get drunk and have sex it was great wait wait wait I've seen all of the x-men movies no one got drunk and had sex in you gotta see this really they do it in this movie absolutely I'm so enter hey did you ever make a movie in saskatoon in Canada I made in movies in a lot of places but that's not ringing a bell yeah no I was there was a a guy from a crew up there was I wonder and they he was you know he was going to do porn yeah you probably must stay away from that even with your helm on people gonna know it's you that's when you get the Polish and you probably cut that out yeah probably so what's been going on you've been playing music do Nathan doing some music here and there yeah we had some shows the summer and some coming up in the fall we were in Germany we did a tour of Germany that was Fontana but he really yeah do you sing in German no no no no sing sing in English you know the Germans speak English very well as well they speak hasselhoff English but they don't speak no it was actually a lot of fun I mean you know it's it's it's interesting though because it's you know it's rock and roll and everything feels very rock and roll you know you got the you know the tour manager looks just like an American tour manager and the roadies you know dressed in black with the long hair and the whole thing except that everything is like unbelievably on time yeah I mean you know if you're to be scheduled like okay drug taking is it's four o'clock so all she will commence and then it will finish that's exactly right hey man you that's living the dream too if only that was our band yeah we're kind of more about a couple of games of backgammon and some Tylenol PM I mean it's like hotel rooms are often cleaner after we leave them than when we go in that's that's not good man that's not good for your Emmys you can't go in there and go you know I'll just spruce the place up before you like that you neat and your brother's untidy that would be a great sitcom well you know you could be able to eat he'd be alright now it's garbage it's awesome it's been done I think now come on it would work out I think I am I think I am neater but we're really different in a lot of ways yeah I mean pretty much pretty much everything except for like the big issues we differ on you know music a lot of times we don't agree music movies a lot of times if we can go to a restaurant and I can look on a menu and know exactly what he's gonna order because it's gonna be the last thing in the world that I would ever get but you do hang out I don't hang out with my brother I'm like oh hey hi man no yeah no we hang out all the time we get along great it's just that you know you go to vacation mmm once in a while yeah man that's kind of creepy yeah dingus maybe a little she's a little creepy going on vacation I don't know maybe it maybe I'm cold you know maybe I'm just that I don't know I where is your brother he's he's in the Middle East right now huh yeah he's a spy huh do you go on vacation why I can he's a spy he can't he can't tell me exactly where he is anything I don't think he's really a spy I think that he just tells me he's a spy so I'll leave him alone I'm a spy leave me alone exactly he's coming out here for vacation this summer the first time we'll be vacationing together except he'll be vacationing at my house with his four kids really yeah no no your talk are they gonna bug your house no dad they're gonna clean my house yeah they're there they'll clean it up now I'm gonna try and teach them the bacon brothers way you clean the place up make it look nicer we must have a big house no man tiny little eyes I got I got my eyes it's too small yeah I got me and my wife and two kids and three dogs I'm a low man on the totem pole of mine you have a brand-new bear new baby yeah I got a little tight oh yes one half months right now for you yeah yeah yeah thanks man you're a little older no no uh yeah my son's about to graduate from college what yeah and my daughter is a freshman in college oh and yeah that's sorry about I should find any guns resin oh yeah I mean it's like you don't want to become that guy but we went out to dinner the other night and it's it's just such a cliche but you came out and I said where's the rest of the outfit yeah yeah that can't be everything that goes to that look yeah I mean it's just the natural place that you end up as a father you know it's just scary to a daughter you know I wouldn't go I got two boys but you know the for the four-month-old comes out I'm like where's the rest of the I mean if you poo now it's gonna go everywhere yeah on your door see how that place Abbi bad I see probably wouldn't like that it's tough stuff hey we're out of time you want to awkward pause or mouth organ or but trying this new thing touch my glittery ball but we haven't really thought it what what's you mean harmonicas yeah could you play no because you can win the golden mouth organ if you play it's a really good one is worth winning if you could play it's just sucking and blowing right [Music] balanced no it's not on the set of a movie in Saskatoon it's similar all right waiting let's try that all right if you can play you can win the golden armonica if you can play I'm very strict about that's more tight but what's going on all right this is all wrapped up in everybody's yeah it's brand new it's a new organ and take it right out there you go look at that all right does it matter which sides up oh I see right there right there it tells me you're not gonna win the golden [Music] now [Applause] [Music] it's a very strange heart all right one more try let's see one more try play yours my mouse been on it but it that's right you can try mine you want so that's all right up here okay [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] kostik touch things working with that bacon fella you still was a keeper he 23 years yeah you know in Hollywood terms that's like life it was the mind when you were like 5 I did yeah yeah and I was 21 Wow was 21 21 night Kevin Bacon yeah video look Kevin I know he won your your magic harp no my husband is a Google Alert guy mmm do you do that that's like asking for trouble I don't even use that you put your you say if I if anything ever comes up about me on the Internet I want to know oh no god no no Haven does that you raise your waking out rather some crab salutely [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] somebody has actually invented a drinking game where you take a shot every time I have a serious look on my face on the show on the show no no not on my show yeah maybe I was looking at that clip and it's like everything every time you see mama so I have to take a drink no you don't know no knows that would get bad if I hey it's it's good to see you thank you to musician were you at Coachella uh no I didn't go to Coachella no have you ever been I've never been you should take the bacon brothers don't know should I actually have a story for you but the bacon brothers I hope this doesn't bum people out but I hope I'm not bummed out but my brother and I have a band we grew up and Philadelphia I'm the youngest of six our father was a planner in Philadelphia and he was famous in Philadelphia you know well known as my first kind of taste of celebrity ain't he absolutely loved it you know people stopped him on the street and say yeah he was like he was kind of cantankerous and was often sort of in the papers you know raising hell or whatever so cut to many many years later what bacon brothers are playing down in San Diego and we have an opportunity to come up and be on this show I think with you yeah yeah and so on our way there were on the bus and our Father dies yeah yeah that's right and yeah it's okay he was very old he was very hot it doesn't have it's a long time ago violet and and and it was time and the whole thing and so we were kind of had our moment a morning on the bus and then of course the show must go on yeah yeah I'd see I didn't know well here's the thing for those of you they don't really know the difference between Craig and other talk show hosts is that he always kind of throws out anything totally out of the blue whatever you talk about but did I do down my brother 9 the first thing you said so I hear your father's a great guy Oh first board and my brother and I were like yeah it was uh yeah you know and we didn't want to bum everybody out because yeah it would have been terrible but it's great that you came back and said it on the air that's so awesome yeah the good news is I in no way look like a douche in there but here's the thing I could you know I don't know is there a heaven not sure about that but I pictured this hall where like you're lining up to get you know someone's deciding where you're gonna go whatever my father standing there in live television you know any terms of the guy goes look at that I'm on TV yeah and also it's like it's CBS so they'll be like oh they are touched by an angel and you go and you go you'll be fine Hey I was going to tell you this I was not and I was watching the TV the other night and some of it wasn't CBS it was a cable if Jeff cable yeah just amazing you got it and I see an old movie that I haven't seen in a long time old planes trains and automobiles yeah and Ray the very beginning you are douche bag that steals his backseat sets the whole thing in motion yeah yeah well I had done a movie with John Hughes great director right before that before that movie came out Planes Trains automobiles called the she's having a baby I like that movie I saw that movie in rehab it was a movie like use the movie oh can I cheer you up we were like clearly it didn't work out for me but it's a good movie thank you very much but you know III said that John Hughes afterwards I said man I really loved working with you and if you got anything at all in planes trains and automobiles which was the next thing he was shooting and he said well I got this little thing it's you know there's no lines but basically it's you and Steve Martin vying for a cab and and I said yeah sure so I did that that's cool it was a cool little thing you having it was New York City you're running down the street yeah that's that yeah it was fun you can't do that no no no you can't do it no you're too old that's what I'm saying yeah I knew that's what you meant I knew that's but I no way looked like a douche bag again dude why why well actually the reason why I said that what struck me was that must be a while ago and I watch it and I go you look exactly the same man it's the exactly the same is the finest team of Beverly Hills surgeons yeah yeah I'm working around the clock no kale I eat a lot of kale [Music] do you have a weird a weird diet like really now I really don't yeah I really don't cuz you're pretty thin you look like you're in shape no I don't have a weird diet I think my diet is good think everything should be in moderation including you know veganism so sometimes I'll have a vegan fish and this is absolutely true yes yesterday we were at home and my wife said there's not that much for lunch what should we have and we had some veggie burgers in the in the freezer so I said oh that's look good put some bacon on it so we literally had veggie burgers with bake bacon fine that's absolutely fine you get it all all right let's I want to talk to you about about the show but I have to take a commercial break do you have commercial breaks over on Fox yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah there are do you have we don't actually we don't actually film them while we're doing the the series should do that you should act up too and then give little hints like I think it might have been boner pills and then I love that boner Coco and repels a let's not it's one of the things that I'm very excited about getting older well yeah no you know everything in moderation nothing in moderation we were right back with Kevin be [Applause] [Music] I just call my kids welcome back every day I'm here with Kevin Bacon we don't get along so this this show where you're the guy and then those the guys out there all know yeah well it's he's a killer right and then you were the cop yeah he's a serial killer and played the great actor James Purefoy please English you know he's English yeah I noticed from his accent and by the way I can't wait to hear your band yeah yeah yeah the scandals yeah [Applause] he's kind of like you see isn't that kind of like the birth of a star right yeah I know I was just thinking eyes I was thinking wow I was there yeah things like five years from never on YouTube people like yeah he doesn't talk to anybody now but back to my show yeah yeah bye to the show yeah yeah anyway yeah James plays the bad guy he's a killer he's gotten out of jail at the beginning of the season and and I didn't let him up oh he escaped and I have left the FBI and I'm kind of a mess I'm drinking and I'm unhappy and and they called me back to track him down and and we're almost 2 we only have one episode left on the air and you go you gonna get him or is that you know I can't really say all right yeah it is and you know what I tell you it's people take the whole spoiler thing really really serious yeah they do you know I went to as they do I'm recently on you know Twitter and I i retweeted a compliment that someone had said people don't like that one Twitter Kevin what the hell man that's humble bragging right there I guess humble brag that's a humble brag exactly so I but the problem was is that I hadn't thought about the people in overseas that hadn't seen the show yeah and I think and the people that you know DVR and I figure well the West Coast episode would already read so I had to you know do like a real big maiya called per Justin I'm so sorry people are furious they get mad yet really mad but here's the thing you must ignore that okay okay love your life might be like that dude that goes to catch and he's like yeah I'm just got a guy over here now something might happen it might not I don't care no your life I admire that I really you know I I'm it's that my own did you ever live like that a little bit just like out what the hell I'm just gonna go over in and see what happens no well that means you're gonna do it no I was so like I was just so you know eye on the prize well you are very successful very nice thing about Shakespeare Shakespeare's birthday happy birthday Shakespeare yeah oh but you know people have often said to me I've said I've never done Shakespeare you know mostly because I'm just I'm just not one of those actors so you want to see in tights necessarily yeah and I was but I was thinking backstage that the truth is is at the very first play that I ever did was a Midsummer's Night's Dream not exactly because it was only the play within the play I was like 11 years old right and the script was taken from I don't know if you probably didn't have these in Scotland there's a great of thing called golden key classic comics where they would take like great works of literature like Moby Dick no we didn't have live cover and then you make him into comic books right oh they're like really just I had something like eight or nine pages and whatever so they taken Shakespeare and had done that and then they took the play with any play and adapted it that was the very first play that I ever did and I'll never forget there was this kid named a-team elrod who was literally we were like 8 or 10 years old and he was the the wall he was the Chinkin in the wall which is an actual park and he had one line which was I the wall my part thus done away from this queer place I do run and okay it's not that good so he could not remember this line his life and we drilled and then we drilled them we drill them Danny come on I the wall my part that's done away from this queer place I do run I the wall we just went over it over a week after week after week and finally the big production and I remember him going but sit seen him backstage he's like I don't want my partner's done with him and we got there and boom it was his time and he stuff and he said hi the wall my part that's done I run away from this queer place [Applause] that the type of show that you would want to be an audience for great show Kevin Bacon everybody all right everybody all right what about I owe you an apology you owe me an apology many people don't realize that when you go on these talk shows oftentimes the host gives you a gift like a really nice bottle of champagne or some luggage or something like that this doesn't sound like you're going to be the apologizer here I don't know but on on on The Late Late Show you get a really really nice coffee cup a Late Late Show coffee cup yes and the last one you gave me was actually autographed but by you and I could tell that you you know spend a lot of time with the cassette all the best Craig Ferguson yeah and cool boy I must have really worked on that one yeah yeah and so I was feeding the dog and I realized that somehow inadvertently it had become the dog food scoop and I feel I'm mortified I'm mortified heads were rolling all over the house and I I wanted you wait what happened to you man we were friends once you're using my cop to scoop your dog's marijuana you believe that I don't believe it hi dog yeah I like the fact that you'd put that in my head that dogs always look hi who else but somebody hi would go like this yeah that's what I do when I'm high yeah then you scratch my tummy when I'm high they're high and you know they poop facing north did you hear that so I did not know that there's a study that's recently be done that that they have an idea about the gravitational pull or the whatever that would be yeah and they and and they'll and I think about it and if you look almost all the time they are I think it's north they're pointing in a northerly DC north well so well the other end being sent all right well well I so if you were like lost in the desert with your dog all you have to do is wait for it to poop as long as you have some dog food and a dog scooper well who would go into the desert without that now a thousand or one uses yeah you must smoke a lot of marijuana man you in time for the Golden Globes yeah they were awesome one day I watched them last night yeah they were really funny you know I watched I never usually watched my watch that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler very funny and nice and it was like a real show see that's the kind of show you should go and sing though they were great and our daughter was Miss Golden Globe she had a lot of fun with it io ever had the the on the red carpet had the challenge of two trains to step on and that is I mean you know you don't want to complain too much about being it that something like that but I live in complete fear because I almost every time step on Kyra's train and she's not happy about it and the great carpet was wet yeah I saw there's some poop spilled on it in Selma I don't know it was poop yeah it was poop but it was like there was some North facing dog no yeah I think there was some kind of sewage leak and it went onto the red carpet and everyone was going Alec RA yeah I guess you do you did that word he said could he say no I kiss you man you have ears like a bat I knew you would ever been in Paris yeah ever trained in the art of mime I've done a little bit of mine yeah yeah when I was in acting school there was a little bit of mime training yeah no one beat you up when you were doing it no no but you know it's funny I remember one of the first things we had to learn was just making your hand go like this and I don't really know whether it was I know what it was you made your hand go like this and then you made it go like like this without touching the table and that's all I remember from acting school you wait and the rest as they say is history yeah Matt from there to fit loose that was late the date that was that so they probably taught you to do it with your food - deadly swine Oh from that young beautiful fresh-faced boy that were doing that no all the parts you do are scary dark and evil men well I'm not a fresh-faced boy anymore no you look kind of fresh-faced to me you look kind of cheerful and I promise I don't know you know I think that I like to I like to explore the dark side sometimes I mean sexually yes sure yeah should we should we choose a safety word okay cuz suddenly I may just come on you know yeah what's our safety word how about giraffe good good idea giraffe break if you're freaking me out you're freaking me out yeah why do you like to explore the dark side what's wrong with man I don't know man you know it's just uh you know my mother didn't like my hair oh hold on yeah you know as a lad she really wished that I had curly hair my brother had curly hair and she loved his hair Mike came out straight what about what about your brother's hair now what is it curly though it's still curly in mind still straight you seem to be very adamant that you're straight why why did you insist on this word if it weren't important to you yeah what's wrong with being curly I don't know yeah I'm the worst therapist in the world not good no you're not good although I may take this away and think about it and come back and talk to you tomorrow well I tell you what we'll take a commercial break and they can come back in two minutes depending on your region Kevin Bacon we'll be right back you [Music] yeah that was a short commercial break depending on your region we can't talk about what we were talking about there which was the golden globes right because that would give away holy wood secrets so let's talk about your dark sex thing oh yeah well I don't think so man you I mean how long you been married no 25 years it's going well you know we we still have a good time and we like sexually yeah yeah I'd say yeah well of course it's an important part of any healthy relationship I agree there you are they agree it is okay okay so where did you guys meet I dunno hi no well I could tell you the act that the truth is is that I was doing a play down in the village in I guess it was the 70s right I I went in between the matinee and the evening performance to pick up a sandwich at the deli and a little girl was in there who had just seen the matinee and her brother said to him oh you like that actor go tell him that you liked him and it was Kara how she was just a little girl she was a little girl yes she was 12 years old I don't really remember it in her memory oh this is kind of interesting I think we're running out of time but she said to me last night something that I'd forgotten in her memory I was not buying myself a beer which is kind of interesting because I don't I don't work drunk right and it seemed a little strange right let's see I must have been kind of fast and loose with my with my with my professionalism back then if I was having a beer in between the matinee and evening perform it's not a big deal just beer made you I'm you know I'm an alcoholic but still they I don't know it's a bit surprised me and that's wrong that I don't remember it and then later on actually Jeff Daniels and Cynthia Nixon we're doing a play yeah and I'm gonna for a beer yeah yeah they wanted to make up they want to turn this play into a television film and neither Jeff Daniels nor Cynthia what Nixon wanted the parts ah and those parts were taken by me and Keira so we really have them to thank for you know their sloppy seconds in a way and they and we that's how we met that's a beautiful story of showbusiness love it yeah anyway the foot the following looks great it's it's good the second season and you know what can I say it's uh I love doing the show more murder more mayhem and I am really having a good time family entertainment Kevin Bacon everybody I know Kevin Bacon everybody [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay so you 3 times 3 3 times since I've been here yeah someone has said you look good I want to know when is the point in your life where people start telling you look good because it didn't happen when I was young this is a new this is a new age thing well it's a you look good as a precursor to how do you feel but you do really the message there is you look good considering man you're tough on yourself we've been through this before in therapy have to do clearly let me get my pipe it didn't it didn't last long that's the whole thing about therapy you have to keep going again and again and again I said that's the trick ok for the therapist what do you want to talk about well I want to talk about your your low self-esteem well and your glasses ok the glasses besides besides helping me see yes well have you had a bad eyesight for a long time I have that bad eyes in front of a long time but I went from feeling like I was you know too vain to wear them to just say you look good do you look as good as you feel good do I look you look pretty darn good my friend then no hey you do look a little bit finish actually yeah your glasses are a little bit a tiny bit Scandinavian there's kind of a theme going on you think so yeah you ever been to Scandinavia well one of the countries in Scandinavia Norway Denmark Finland Norway I was there I spend countless Scandinavia sort of no I I go not even in sunny right so yes I've been to Scandinavia but not tonight not to Finland completely different area what what is Finland if it's not Finland's near Russia it's on the border with Russia right up at the top there I'd look like we got a map somewhere I would like to go I'd like to go to let's go yes let's go on a roadtrip you and me buddy in a car all the way to Finland well we'll drive to northern Canada then we'll take we'll take ice truckers yeah we take we bring ice truckers with us or we actually I know do you have any have you ever been northern Canada uh no I don't think no I don't think you know why say it polar bears I would love to see a polar bear but that dangerous man are there yeah yeah they'll stalk you I know I've heard that especially if you see it's Kevin Bacon they'd be like who would they be like yo God so the congratulations on the show ago picked up for another season yes yes yeah Congrats that's great so yeah it's fun III we just wrapped a couple of weeks ago that means they just finished yeah that's that's showbiz showbiz I used to be in it I'm sorry to throw that showbiz talk out there that's all right I forget you know I'm so wrapped up in it man but yeah it's it's it was great it was great I'm just about to start a movie here in California really comedy mrs. Doubtfire maybe something no no it's a horror movie a horror movie yeah yeah well horror thriller scary but good good one you know a family drama and you know some bad stuff so it's a good it's a good family drama with a bit horror and scary anything yeah they tell you that that's really why have you read the script yet we just read it to ya today what I think what you do is you went my part my part my part other people other people are the people me me me other people other people every time yeah me to that be careful with that though that'll end and end you you know late night TV have you seen have you seen probably 75% of my movies I probably have actually I mean I've a lot of your work look I've made some bad choices let's face it no no you the thing is is particularly when you're an early point in your career you don't know how the movies gonna turn out you're just Knight are you gonna do your job right I've always had that kind of idea that I just wanted to just wanted to be thankful for the gig and and go to work and you know bring a sandwich and support my family and that's what I did let me talk about the sandwich okay well I like to cook well that cooker sandwich yeah well I mean I'll give you an example I made up a sandwich you met you meet up the your own Sam oh you've heard of a BLT yeah cool and they there was a thing called the black which is a bacon lettuce avocado tomato right and I made up a blast I didn't think the bacon and a BLT was end to doing you I thought it was a completely different you know I can't really take credit for the baked Oh Oh guys it right so you didn't you did you didn't come up with the black no not the blood the blast bacon lettuce avocado I can only think of rid things so you come on let me hear it no no you know what I was thinking sausages bacon avocado sausages tomatoes smoked salmon smoked salmon that's too so it's a blast smoked salmon yeah going on in there that's a freaky sounded salmon hazing yeah it's one of the name Hollywood savages you got dad right probably want to put some kale in there yes oh my god weeds so much kale I can't believe how much kale curates she has to have it every single day and you know what I like it but I think I'm about to OD on kale they think about Kayla's I've noticed if I eat it I start listening to a lot of Coldplay now I got nothing against Coldplay I actually kind of enjoy their work but but too much of it I start to feel you know I need to meet you know yeah I don't know I it is it has really become I mean it's really the vegetable of the week it's so it's so incredible I mean everybody's got I'm waiting for fast food kale I think that's I think oh it's about to happen yeah yeah kale burger or you know big kale or I'm gonna be you know what I mean what did you make that uh I made for the first time beef jerky you make your own beef jerky yeah you sir are a great American thank you very much Thank You Owen beef jerk yeah it takes two days and I brought my I brought some to the set on the on the set of the follow again that's what they make the show yeah sorry again with the head it's fine nicely stop that and I was giving some to the crew whoa whoa not crude those guys that work on the show yeah you go yeah and it was like throwing live chickens into the Amazon because it was just like I opened up the plastic bag and it was gone like you know so people are enjoying your jab salutely absolutely I got a text from my son who said what would really make me happy that he never asks me for anything and he said what age is he he's 24 you sure he never asked you for anything now he really doesn't I mean he's very very self-sufficient Haygood he said can you please make he's going on the road with his band he said can you please make me some beef jerky to take on the road that's right that's what I'm doing this weekend making more beef jerky but roll up your sleeves and make some beef jerky yep you're living the life man yeah 11 the life I'm in there it's the way of you know what I'm doing this weekend what well hang around your house waiting for the beef jerky to be done yeah I'll be the polar bear we have to take a break we'll be right back with Kevin Bacon [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] so yeah I'm here with Kevin Bacon he was just telling me how it make the beef jerky which sounds fantastic you should have your own food channels you know I like to cook and I think the reason that I like to cook is because my mother was a terrible cook now your mother was probably a great cook whatever who knows haggis pudding no my mother I loved my mother god rest as she was a beautiful lovely fantastic woman but she could dry a bird Oh like you wouldn't believe see that's what something we had knew there we get some kind of a connection because most people that you meet will say oh my mom's cooking it was the great no no that wasn't her strong point yeah my mother would come home and say I I've got great news I went to the fish market and picked up a nice piece of scrod and it was awful I mean rod the house would smell she would boil the Brussels sprouts where she'd make you know sautéed chicken livers anything like and I never had the heart to tell her but she was a working mom right you know and and like your mom she was a fantastic mother I loved her she was a great except for in that one department what there were a couple of other departments okay so she would say listen I'm sorry honey but I got to work tonight and I won't be home to make you dinner so I hope it's okay I got you a frozen TV dinner she returned her back you know oh my god I was so excited do that again do that again yeah so thrilled the horses dance yeah have you ever tasted the forbidden meat horse no I have horses in my own I would never eat a horse no but I mean like by accident maybe without like walking through the field and you tripped over a piece of grass and suddenly landed on a horse with your teeth horse jerky horse jerky let me make that in France you do that I don't know I just made it up baby in Finland do you know when it gets really cool yeah yeah we should go there we've gotta go what is Finnish food I think they eat a lot of fish probably a lot of fish dirty Eddy fish oh yeah you're a vegetarian of course yeah yeah but if you were a regular fan would you eat fish there are reserved people that read I gotta go there man I really so we're out of time okay what do you want to do a little what a foot massage sure I don't want to do okay what about would you take a foot massage from a man like cuz you're straight I would sure yeah you know what I did not in Finland but in Thailand I doesn't count Thailand okay no but there's a fish foot massage do you know about this no sir yeah you put your feet into a bucket of water and there's a thousand of these little fish thousands I mean maybe ten thousand and they come and they eat all the dead skin off your feet let him finish you've done that buddy right okay what no can you tell E is it like you knew it's a brotherhood you can spoil people who've had you know what it was it was it was amazing I mean and you know I you pay by the half-hour or something like that and I gotta say I mean it was kind of cool after about ten minutes you know I sort of had the experience yeah yeah you guys like I I feel I've done it no you got any other animals that can eat things oh yeah so let's go to Thailand on our way yeah all right well we're out of time now okay ah good to know Waco compose she's a quick awkward yeah let's have one it's like being in Finland tomorrow please welcome Kevin bass [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm looking good man thank you no you look good you look nice you look very much that's it's like you're going out somewhere later you look kind of sexy I appreciate it yeah I'm not so insecure I can't look at a man and say you know you're attractive well no I got oh I hope it doesn't make you uncomfortable I would make out with you right now you waiting for me to call your bluff oh yeah dude they made this album with you with your brother I did yes yeah we just we just got off the road and we were you know driving around on a bus and and this was the album we were playing mostly the bus was part of the tour you weren't just like bus drivers no no no I know we actually no we could do better than this no we actually had a bus drive great but I loved being on it on a tour bus oh yeah I know it's great yes it's really good there's ten of us and we have a very very awesome driver this time and you know they take it very seriously like Minh the morning and he'll say you know I stopped did you even feel me stop and that's like we're still talking about the bus driving well of course we're talking okay [Applause] I have to know that there's a theme already happening here but of course we're talking about the bus driver busy he has to drive the bus he can't be coming back to my bunker so no no no he'd have enough to stop for that damn yeah exactly and then you might feel it but hit guy his name is was Kevin and wait no that proposes a problem well except that he liked to be known as smooth K which well I was kind of upset about because I really wanted smooth K okay yeah who wouldn't want to be smooth K that's the name you want and we had this really interesting thing happen where we stopped someplace I think it was in Georgia and it turned out too we had a night off so he had the ability to go to his niece's wedding that just happened to be happening on that day in the town that we happen to land on the tour Wow so we woke up the next morning and I'm coming down and we're about to get on the bus and go wherever we're going next and he introduces me to the groom a nice nice kid I saw this was great congratulations you know big big fan of marriage and where you going for your honeymoon he said well we're going to Mexico oh wow that's amazing you've been in Mexico no I've never been I'm really excited so I gonna get up get on the bus and we're waiting for a smoke a to get on the drives made a t he he comes back on the bus and says listen my niece is here and she's upset because her husband met you and she didn't get a chance to say hi and you know get a picture or whatever so I get off the bus I'm like very nice to meet you and she's a you know beautiful young girl and seems very excited about her wedding she's all smiles and I said so have you been to Mexico before and her face fell and she her eyes started to well up and she went oh my god Kevin Bacon just ruined my honeymoon surprise and I was like hi hi I didn't hate nobody Shannon no that's right that's why you can't be smooth cake I'm definitely not I know very rough K yeah yeah I know that that's a clumsy K there that's why is the album cold 36 cents then well this is a song of my brothers which he would probably explain to you has to do with having 36 cents in your pocket as a songwriter and oh and and lyrics and and and and oh there's your brother he's behind you right now yeah yeah you know it's yeah I know I see he's good-looking too yeah yeah yes he seems like he's creeping up on you there you look a bit like smooth K there but that doesn't look like a man that would ruin a young girl's day dude I felt terrible yeah I know that must be bad I feel bad for you that's a shame I think she I think she got she told me later once once she kind of calm down that she was happy to have the story she'll always know that you were the guy that ruler was surprised well sooner or later it wasn't it was when I really started to think about it it was only in if they were on their way to the airport I only ruined it by about an hour and a half because you're gonna have to know what yeah when you get to the airport that's true they go and say there you can't go up to the the dance could say hey keep it quiet where we're going yeah exactly cuz everybody else would go what cuz it's Kevin Bacon's here or something well I hope they how long were you on the bus for cuz I go out and do road stuff on the bus after about a week I am so smelly I has that something has to be done yeah it was you know take shower and them no no no dude I'm European okay alright right let's get my - that was about two two weeks but now that's ten of us so you could you have the little bunks though in the bunks yeah cool aren't they yeah I love to me to me it's like you know for for someone my age to go back it's sort of like going back in time you know you feel like a kid you know you're all walking around you know and your hair and you know what you got so it's a bunch of guys guys walking around there okay it's just a movie I think I've seen this movie it's thing is we've been together for 20 years and so and my brother's obviously I'm I'm my brother and we're we know we know a lot about each other but it does give you an opportunity to see what each other where's Tibet do you do you watch you watch movies on the bus uh yeah we watch movies once in a while what about you go to a spinal tap on the bus you always gonna watch spinal tap that's my favorite movie that's a great movie I could I could probably I've seen that movie I get 152 buses you can and and we could never get we would we have watched by little tap on the bus actually you know the funny great thing about spinal tap is that if you do play in a band you really do have spinal tap we call them silent at moments all this time this whole show is a kind of spinal tap moment and then you go to watch anything that's got Jason Statham in it really yeah yeah cuz that you can really watch them on buses that's like because he's gonna take revenge all right well he's going to take revenge and then he takes it yeah what about speed that'd be a good well you can't sleep if you take speed oh oh I see you can watch that movie on the bus yes yes that's a that's a good one or anything that's got you know violent a lot of violence or the godfather' - on the bouquet yeah always good or Groundhog Day was your in no no no oh yeah yeah alright so you get to see what all your pals wear to bed yeah so what do they wear well you know some people go with boxers and that's me boxers there is a we do have the snoring member of the group um will be playing later on so you can try to guess which one about that's all right yeah what about I know strips you can get no strips at any farmer they're very good I've never tried though they're awesome man you put them on it's like sleeping in an oxygen tent it opens up your hooter and you're like whoa is that Bigfoot popplers where those yeah yeah it's kind of like those things yeah never tried those football players I [Laughter] don't know why I went this way man it just went this way goes away he goes you know I mean that's what it is you know you came out here you're being all smooth k and then that's what happened all right so listen we have to take a break and then your brother Michael's gonna come and he's gonna explain to his what 36 cent means he'll do a better job than I would that's all right and then he could tell his embarrassing stories about you as a child okay why not why not all right we'll be right back [Applause] occupy Keaveney welcome back I'm sitting here with Kevin Bacon but you know we've got the more interesting one now coming home please welcome the lovely Michael Bay get everybody [Applause] hold on I love your trousers thank you that's a fantastic pair of trousers they look comfortable yet stylish yeah yeah pretty much that kind of sums me up comfortable comfortable yes they do you wear this when you go to bed on the bus you know I gotta clear some up I don't walk around on my underwear on the bus I die what do you wear on the bus then smooth Michael I disrobe in my bunk with the curtains so hard to do though because it's like the bunk is only this wide it's hell on the road yeah I like the challenge of disrobing in the tiny little space my plays be I've managed be my life is boring so what do you do then you you go into the little space and you get your pajamas on and you button them up to the neck and brush your teeth and make sure you floss and put your mouth garden I don't wear pyjamas and never have whoa excuse me Jim Morrison I don't know I know but what all right once but I was drunk so so you sleep naked no I sleep in my underpants but I don't walk up and down the buddy way do you have because this is very important for me too buddy thank you do you sleep in Underpants for sleeping or is the underpants you've been wearing all day Underpants have been wearing all day you guys are badass tell me what 36-inch means that was about them the amount of money we've made in the first year that we had the band in 1994 and good for the first year of a band accident it's kind of a song about songwriting and that you do it and you and you have certain rewards and one of them is reaching your pocket and you have 36 cents two flat picks and a crumpled up piece of paper that you've written lyrics to a song on so if you ask my wife what what she finds in my pockets that's pretty much it you know it's kind of nice though in a way that you if you look back on cuz like when I first came to America I got down to 27 cents before I got a job that's why I'm kind of intrigued by this I was down at 27 what's inflation well yeah but 1995 but at the same time so in 27 cents and when you have you probably know this clearly if you've only go out 27 cents and it was in the bank account you can't get it out right it needs to be a dollar before you can have a transaction back so you got 27 cents but you can't touch it but it's but that pick you've got it all in front of you there now you're rich you're good you don't bust you sleep in your underpants yeah there's nothing to look forward to anymore else oh come on there's uh well this going back more turin with that yeah who's smooth k well we we have that band for 20 years and we'll probably do it forever I don't see why you guys played together when you were kids yeah absolutely we played music together ever since we were Kevin was born I'm nine years older so I had a little jump on him in terms of music making but we've always made music together so that's how you stopped fights when you were bullying him as a child well he would he one of my memories is he hit me with a melody flute you know what a melody fluid is well I only know the sexual slang term for a melody it wasn't that one okay anyway it's metal and it has this mouthpiece on and he hit me right in the forehead with and drew blood yeah yeah that sounds like Kevin Bacon to me man that's it I can wheel this I can wheel the sweet melody you beginning to excite Jeff with this kind of talk please don't did you feel me stop I'm sorry man go ahead I'm sorry anyway look so you got you guys are gonna play a song from this album right yeah yeah what one is it we're gonna play a song called wonderful day that is it's actually a a song that I wrote out here in California and it's kind of about I don't know somehow wonderful days sometimes don't turn out that way something like that alright we'll find out when you play it yeah thanks a lot the bacon brothers we'll be right back [Applause] [Music] david says craig would you like it would you and Jeff like to be come be an exhibit at the USA science and engineering festival later this month no that's very rude it like I could do this I could you could do it you're a robot why would I be an exhibit and ever here we have the Scottish person very very rare also known by its scientific name late night as douches

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Published: Thu Aug 31 2017