>> Reggie:
>> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND WELCOME--
(LAUGHTER) NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED. WELCOME TO THE SHOW. THANKS FOR STAYING UP, WHERE YOU
CAN SEE IN OUR ENTHUSIASTIC CLAP BOUNCE MEDLEY, WE'RE HAPPY THAT
YOU ARE HERE. WE'RE NOT ONLY HAPPY YOU ARE
HERE, JASON SCHWARTZMAN IS ALSO ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. WE HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM GABBY
BARRETT YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT GABBY BARRETT, GABBY WAS ON
AMERICAN IDOL, BACK N THE IDOL. AN IDOL ALUMNI. WHAT WOULD YOU SING, YOUR
AUDITION FOR AMERICAN IDOL. WHAT SONG WOULD YOU SING. ♪ IF EVER A FEEL. >> James: YOU GOING TO LOS
ANGELES. >> YES! >> James: YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY
TO TIN SELL TOWN, BABY. >> OH NO, YEAH. >> James: OH YEAH. WHAT ABOUT YOU, IAN, WHAT WOULD
YOU SING, WHAT IS YOUR SONG. >> I WOULD SING AND I'M TELLING
YOU, I'M NOT GOING TO GO, CUZ I KNOW I WOULDN'T MAKE IT INTO THE
NEXT ROUND. BUT AT LEAST I WOULD GET TO DO
THAT, NO, NO, NO! >> James: YEAH, YEAH. >> THAT'S ALL I WANT. >> I'M NOT WAKING UP TOMORROW
MORNING. ♪ AND FINDING THAT THERE'S
NOBODY THERE. ♪ DO THEY STILL DO ON AMERICAN
IDOL WHERE YOU HAVE TO SING A CAPELLA, WITHOUT A BAND, WHEN
YOU GO IN, YOUR FIRST AUDITION. >> THE VERY FIRST ONE BUT THEN I
THINK THERE IS A BAND AFTER THAT. >> James: I WOULD PROBABLY
DOWN DO ONE OF MY ORIGINALS. >> OH YEAH. >> James: SOMETHING FROM THE
BAT CATALOG, YOU KNOW. >> SING US A FEW BARS FROM ONE
OF YOUR ORIGINALS. >> YEAH, CAN WE HEAR THAT ONE. >> James: I DON'T WANT TO RUIN
THE AUDITION. >> OH, RIGHT. >> James: CUZ I DON'T KNOW IF
I SHOULD-- I WILL SAY THIS, WE'VE ALREADY STARTED SHOOTING
THE NEXT SEASON, AND I'VE MADE IT TO THE-- YEAH. I HAVE MADE IT. I HAVE MADE IT TO TIN SELL TOWN. >> TIN SELLTOWN. >> James: TIN SELLTOWN HAS
GONE OUT OF FASHION, WE STARTED SAYING IT TODAY DURING THE
CREATIVE MEETING AND WE REALLY FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD NO LONGER
REFER TO LOS ANGELES OR HOLLYWOOD AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN
TIN SELLTOWN. >> Reggie: LET'S BRING IT
BACK. >> James: I WONDER IF WE COULD
PAY SOMEONE TO AUDITION FROM AMERICAN IDOL FROM THE CREW. >> Reggie: PUT ME IN
INCOGNITO. >> James: THEY WOULD FEEL LIKE
WE ARE IN A PRANK AND DOING A PIECE OF PR. I THINK WE SHOULD GENUINELY,
LEGITIMATELY, HEND JOB CRABBE. >> YES. >> James: ARE YOU UP FOR IT? >> YEAH, I THINK I-- I THINK
THEY HAVE-- OVER THERE. >> James: NO, THEY DON'T. >> I THINK YOU CAN'T BE A
CERTAIN AGE. >> James: DO THEY REALLY. >> THAT IS THE STORY LINE. THAT IS THE WHOLE ROB CRABBE
STORY LINE. A A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR. THIS I FEEL LIKE MAYBE I MISSED
MY SHOT. >> James: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. >> AND I LOOKED MYSELF IN THE
MIRROR ONE DAY. I WAS TURNING 58 YEARS OLD, I
WAS TURNING 58-- (LAUGHTER)
>> AND I SAID IF NOT NOW, NEVER. AND LET ME SEE, AND LET ME GO
OUT AND GIVE ME A SHOT. >> James: I HAVE GOT TO DO IT. >> IT'S MY TIME, IT'S MY TIME. >> James: YOU GET A GOLDEN
TICKET, RIGHT, TO TIN SELLTOWN. >> TO TIN SELLTOWN, YEAH. >> James: I'M JUST BEING TOLD,
TE AGE RANGE IS 15 TO 29. >> THAT IS OFF THE HOOK. >> WHOA. >> James: THAT IS A-- WELL
THERE IS NO ONE? HERE. WOULD YOU RATHER BE ON AMERICAN
IDOL OR THE VOICE. IT'S GOT TO BE IDOL, FROM WHAT I
CAN WORK OUT WINNING THE VOICE MEANS [BLEEP] FOR YOU. FROM WHAT I CAN WORK OUT, FROM
WHAT, THE PRIZE FOR WING THE VOICE IS YOU GET TO GO ON LIKE
GOOD MORNING AMERICA THE NEXT DAY. THAT IS REALLY IT. LIKE NAME ANYONE WHO HAS WON THE
VOICE. >> JOEL. >> James: JOEL WON THE VOICE,
JOEL WON THE VOICE, YEAH, HE DID. HE SANG SELLINE DEION-- CELINE
DEION T IS ALL COMING BACK TO ME. YOU KNOW WHAT T WOULD BE GOOD IF
THOSE-- WEREN'T THERE, AGE RANGES WEREN'T THERE, GEORGE
ISN'T IN TODAY. >> OH MAN. >> James: I WOULDN'T PUT
GEORGE ON THE VOICE THOUGH BECAUSE HALF THE ACT IS THE
FACE. YOU KNOW. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ALL OF
GEORGE'S FACE. I'VE NO IDEA, HAVE I NO IDEA
WHAT THE BOTTOM HALF OF GEORGE'S FACE LOOKS LIKE, BUT IN MY MIND
HE'S DOING THIS. WELL, IT'S THAT TIME, IT'S TIME
FOR THE NEWS. -- . >> I WILL GET IT TOMORROW. >> James: WELL TRK IS THAT
TIME TRK IS TIME FOR THE NEWS. TONIGHT PRESIDENT BIDEN
DELIVERED HIS FIRST ADDRESS TO A JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS. AND A PART OF HIS AMERICAN
FAMILY PLAN HE ANNOUNCED A CALL FOR FREE UNIVERSAL PRESCHOOL. I ONLY WISH THIS HAD HAPPENED
SOONER. I REALLY DO WHEN MID KIDS WERE 3
AND 4 I FORCED THEM TO GET JOBS TO PAY FOR PRESCHOOL. DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE COULD USE A
PRESCHOOL EDUCATION, THOSE JOKERS IN CONGRESS. YEAH, GET OUT THE WAY. YEAH. THAT WILL BE THE WRITE UP
TOMORROW IN THE NEW YORK TIMES, TOOK HIM DOWN. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, BIDEN'S PLAN
ALSO CALLS FOR TWO YEARS OF FREE COMMUNITY COLLEGE. THAT'S HUGE, TO GET THE SAME
DEAL BEFORE, YOU HAD TO-- MY POINT IS IF I HAD GONE TO
COLLEGE I WOULD BE ABLE TO FINISH THAT, AND I CAN'T. WHAT IS COMMUNITY COLLEGE? WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES. I DON'T REALLY-- SORRY, WHAT IS
IT. >> COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS LIKE
COLLEGE FOR THOSE PEOPLE IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO ARE LIKE OH, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO STUDY, YOU KNOW. >> James: THAT SOUNDS LIKE
FROM ROB'S REACTION, THAT IS WHAT IT IS. >> IT COULD BE VOW KAITIONAL T
IS TWO YEARS, AND THEN IT'S AN ENTREE TO FOUR YEAR COLLEGE, TO
A MORE SERIOUS INSTITUTION. BUT THEY'RE IMPORTANT
INSTITUTIONS AROUND THE COUNTRY FOR SURE. >> James: YEAH, ST A COMMUNITY
COLLEGE. SO BIDEN'S NOT ELIMINATING
STUDENT LOAN DEBT BUT HE IS MAKING COMMUNITY COLLEGE FREE. IT IS SCIEND OF LIKE TELLING
YOUR WIFE YOU WILL TAKE HER TO HAWAII FOR YOUR ANNIVERSARY AND
INSTEAD HONORING HER THE HONOLULU SPRING ROLLS HONEY
MUSTARD AT APPLE DISZ BEES. HE SAID HIS NEW PROPOSAL AND
PREVIOUS INFRASTRUCTURE PLAN WILL BUILD BACK THE MIDDLE CLASS
BY RAISING TAXES ON THE WEALTHY. AND THEN JEFF BEZOS WAS LIKE
WELL, THE JOKE IS ON YOU, YOU CAN'T RAISE MY TAXES BECAUSE I
DON'T PAY TAXES. BIDEN'S TAX PLAN APPLIES TO THE
WEALTHY AND ANYONE WHO HAS EVER USED THE WORD "SUMMER" AS A
VERB. THAT IS REALLY HOW YOU CAN WORK
OUT WHO IS REALLY RICH AND WHO ISN'T, RIGHT. SOMEONE OH, WHERE DO YOU SUMMER. WHERE WILL YOU BE SUMMERING THIS
YEAR? DOES ANYONE HAVE SUMMERING
PLANS? WE'RE ALL JUST IN A HOLDING
PATTERN. SUSAN, DO YOU? >> MARK, WHAT ARE WE DOING,
MARK? >> WE'RE GOING TO GREECE. >> James: ARE YOU. >> YEAH. >> OPA! >> James: STUNNING. JUST YOU AND THE OLD BALL AND
CHAIN? >> YEAH, BOTH OF THEM. >> James: BOTH OF THEM. >> MY MAN. >> James: BOOKING A HOLIDAY
FOR MUST BE A NIGHTMARE, BECAUSE IT IS HIM AND HIS SEVEN WIVES. IAN, SUMMERING, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING? >> YOU CAN'T, GIRLFRIEND, YOU'VE
GOT A JOB, NIGHTMARE. >> BUT I WILL GO BE GOING, YOU
KNOW WHAT, AS FAR AS JOKES, AFTER THAT COMMUNITY COLLEGE
THING, I KNOW WHEN I HAVE SAID ENOUGH. >> James: GUILLERMO IS LIKE
YEAH, YOU DID. >> I'M GOOD. >> James: BACKING OUT. >> I'M GOING TO COMMUNITY
COLLEGE OVER THE SUMMER. >> James: IN OTHER POLITICAL
NEWS FEDERAL INVESTIGATORS IN MANHATTAN EXECUTED SEARCH
WARRANTS AT THE HOME AND OFFICE OF RUDY GIULIANI TODAY, ALL PART
OF A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION INTO GIULIANI'S DEALINGS IN UKRAINE. THANKFULLY FOR RUDY HE
STRATEGICALLY KEEPS HIS DISCRIMINATING DEUMGHTS AT
VARIOUS RANDOM LANDSCAPING SHOPS. I LOVE THAT RUDY GIULIANI HAS
HAD 3 MONTHS TO DESTROY ALL OF THIS EVIDENCE AND YOU YOU JUST
KNOW THAT THERE IS NO WAY HE DID ANY OF THAT. NOW I KNOW, I KNOW RUDY GEUIANEE
IS A HIGH-POWERED LAWYER, MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, ADVISOR TO THE
MT OF THE UNITED STATES BUT I STILL PICTURE HIS OFFICE ABOVE A
REPAIR SHOP RIGHT NEXT TO A PALM READER. YOU KNOW, THEY WALKED IN AND
SAID TO THE ROOKIE FBI AGENT, ALL RIGHT, JOHNSON, WE'LL HANDLE
THE COMPUTER, YOU GET THE EMPTY BOTTLES OF JUST FOR MEN. IN CALIFORNIA POLITICAL NEWS,
NOW THAT A RECALL ELECTION HAS BEEN TRIGGERED, ACTOR RANDY
QUAID SAYS HE MAY JUMP INTO THE RACE FOR GOVERNOR. LAST NIGHT HE TWEETED I'M
SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR. THE PROSECUTORIAL CORRUPTION IN
CALIFORNIA, ESPECIALLY SANTA BARBARA AND THE BELL SCANDAL IS
RAMENT BANT-- RAMPANT AND I PROMISE THAT IF ELECTED I WILL
CLEAN UP THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OFFICES THROUGHOUT THE STATE. LOOK AT THAT A HUGE SHOORKS THAT
AFFECTS EVERY CALIFORNIAN, SANTA BARBARA AND THE BELL SCANDAL. BUT THIS IS EXCITING NEWS FOR
ANYONE WHOEVER THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHO MIGHT BE GOOD AT CLEANING UP
THE CORRUPTION IN THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY OFFICES? COUSIN EDDIE FROM THE NATIONAL
LAMPOON MOVIE. NOW THIS IS TRUE, WHAT I AM
ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT RANDY QUAID, RANDY QUAID KOONT EVEN
FOLLOW THROUGH WITH A CAMIO PURCHASE FROM ONE OF OUR HEAD
WRITERS, BUT SURE YEAH, HE CAN MAKE IT AS THE GOVERNOR OF
CALIFORNIA, THIS IS TRUE, RIGHT, LAUREN. >> IT'S TRUE. >> James: WHAT HAPPEN. >> FOR CHRISTMAS I THOUGHT I
WOULD GIVE ALL THE WRITERS A CAMIO FROM RANDY QUAID, I'M A
FUN BOSS. AND HE HAD ABOUT TEN DAYS TO
LIKE MAKE A VIDEO FOR EVERYONE. AROUND A MINUTE LONG. COST $1,000. HE DIDN'T DO IT. >> James: NEVER DID IT. >> HE COULDN'T DO IT. ALTHOUGH I FEEL LIKE MAYBE HE
WAS ON TO ME BECAUSE I ASKED FOR SOME ADVICE ON HOW TO MAKE IT IN
HOLLYWOOD. SO MAYBE HE WAS LIKE OH THEY'RE
[BLEEP] WITH ME, BUT STILL IT WAS $1,000. >> James: WHAT DID YOU GET AS
A BACKUP GIFT? >> NOTHING. >> James: SO YOU TO THE THEM
THAT STORY. >> YOU TOLD THAT STORY. >> James: THAT IS IN MANY WAYS
IS BETTER THAN THE GIFT. >> EXACTLY. >> James: WOULD YOU DO A
KOOMIO. >> HAVE I DONE IT. >> James: WHAT DOES IT COST TO
GET A SHOUT OUT FROM THE WAS MICE ARE. >> $123. >> James: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO
DO, YOU SAY HEY, MAN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LORENE. >> HAYLOREE N, WHAT IS GOING ON,
ITS REREGGIE, ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING DRK ALL RIGHT, COOL, YOU
HAVE A GOOD ONE. >> James: BANG, HUNDRED
SMACKRONIES. >> I TAKE TIME AND I MAKE THEM
PERSONAL BUT THEY ALSO GIVE YOU A SCRICHT LIKE A TELEPROMPTER,
YOU TURN IT ON AND IT TELLS YOUA A SCRICHT LIKE A TELEPROMPTER,
YOU TURN IT ON AND IT TELLS YOUA A SCRICHT LIKE A TELEPROMPTER,
YOU TURN IT ON AND IT TELLS YOUA A SCRICHT LIKE A TELEPROMPTER,
YOU TURN IT ON AND IT TELLS YOUA EVERYTHING ARE YOU HANG ON, WAIT
WAIT, WAIT. >> A LOT OF-- WHERE ARE YOU HAVE
GOT A PODCAST S IT COOL. >> GOT IT. WITH-- OH WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW,
ARE YOU ON CAM RO? >> OF COURSE YOU CAN'T. >> YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T SHOW
YOUR WHOLE FACE. >> EVEN WHEN THE PANDEMIC IS
OVER, THREE YEARS TIME, WE'RE STILL HERE, STILL HAVE A MASK
ON, CAN'T TAKE THE RISK. IN OTHER NEWS, GAS STATIONS IN
THE UNITED STATES ARE FACING A POTENTIAL GAS SHORTAGE. AND IT'S NOT FROM A LACK OF
SUPPLY, IT'S DUE TO A LACK OF QUALIFIED TANKER TRUCK DRIVERS
TO DELIVER THE GAS. SO THERE, THERE IS OUR FUTURE,
GOVERNOR QUAID, ROVING BANDS OF MAD MAX CHARACTERS, BARTERING
FOR GASOLINE, FOR FREE COMMUNITY COLLEGE, STAY REAL MIXED BAG, ON
THE BRIGHT SIDE YOU HAVE NOW GOT SOMETHING NEW TO TALK ABOUT WITH
YOUR DAD, SO, PRICE, GAS PRICES ARE UP, YAY, THE GAS SHORTAGE,
IT IS ACTUALLY A SHORTAGE IN TANKER TRUCK DRIVERS. >> INTERESTING. AND SOME INTERESTING NEWS FOR
ALL YOU FILM BUFFS, AN OLD NEGATIVE REVIEW OF CITIZEN CAINE
WAS JUST ADDED TO THE SITE ROTTEN TOMATOES CAUSING THE FILM
TO LOSE ITS SPOT AS THE SITE'S HIGHEST RATED MOVIE. THE NEW TOP FILM IS PADDINGTON
TWO. YEAH. >> WOW. >> James: YOU CAN IMAGINE WHAT
ORSON WELLES WOULD SAY IF HE HEARD PADDINGTON TWO WAS
CERTIFIED FRESHER THAN CITIZEN CAINE ON ROT ON TO THE AMMOS, HE
WOULD-- PROBABLY BE LIKE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THOSE WORDS
MEAN, PEOPLE ONLINE ARE PRETENDING TO BE MAD BUT LET'S
BE HONEST, A FRIDAY AFTER A LONG WEEK AT WORK, WHAT ARE YOU
PUTTING ON THE TV. A BLACK AND WHITE FILM ABOUT THE
RISE AND FALL OF AN AMERICAN MEDIA BARON OR A FILM ABOUT A
BEAR WHO EATS MARMALADE. YOU KNOW, WHAT IS YOUR GO TO
MOVIE? A NIGHT IN. WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR, WHAT DO
YOU PUT ON. >> THAT IS A TOUGH ONE. I MEAN IT IS A CROSS BETWEEN
BETTER OFF DEAD AND SPLASH. >> James: SPLASH, HELL OF A
MOVIE, WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHAT IS YOUR GO TO. >> KNIVES OUT. >> James: LATELY. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU WATCHED
IT. >> LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT TIMES. >> James: REALLY. >> GREAT MOVIE. >> James: IT IS A GOOD FILM
BUT IT FEELS TOO RECENT FOR ME TO REACH FOR. >> I WILL THROW IT ON JUST
WHENEVER. CHRISTOPHER PLUMBER, JUST BEING
KIND OF COZY,. >> James: DANIEL CRAIG. >> DANIEL CRAIG, DOING A FOGHORN
LEGHORN ACCENT WHO DOESN'T LIKE THAT. >> DO I DECLARE. >> WELL, WELL, THERE'S BEEN A
MURDER, I SAY. WHEN I DO A BRITISH ACCENT, THAT
IS DANIEL, THAT IS REVENGE -- REVENGE FOR DANIEL CRAIG. >> James: THAT'S RIGHT. I WAS IN THAT PLAY NEW YORK, ONE
MAN TWO GOV NORS, WHEN I WON THAT TONY AWARD, TWO DAYS LATER
THIS BEAUTIFUL BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE ARRIVED FROM DANIEL
CRAIG AND RACHEL WEIS, I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, IT WAS LIKE
CONGRATULATIONS, INCREDIBLE, YAHDA I AM SO TOUCHED. IT WAS AMAZING. ABOUT A YEAR LATER I SAW DANIEL
CRAIG AT A THING AND I THANKED HIM FOR THE CHAMPAGNE AND AS I
SAID THANK YOU FOR THE CHAMPAGNE, I REALIZED HE HAD NO
IDEA WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. AND I DON'T THINK HE HAD
FORGOTTEN, I THINK HE MUST HAVE SAID SEND HIM SOME CHAMPAGNE. AND FINALLY, A COUNTY IN THE
UNITED KINGDOM SLOOKING TO PAY INTUN $40,000 A YEAR TO VISIT
PUBS, THE THEY WERE SEARCHING SOCIAL HISTORY OF PUBS ON THE
LINCOLNSHIRE COAST AND THE JOB TITLE IS HERITAGE PROJECT
OFFICER WHICH ALREADY SOUNDS FAKE. YEAH, NO, I TRAVEL TO PUBS AS A
HERITAGE PROJECT OFFICER, BUT IN MY FREE TIME I'M ALSO A FEDERAL
BIKINI INSPECTOR. ALSO I'M NOT REALLY SURE. >> JAMES, JAMES, I THINK THAT
WILL BE IT FOR ME. I'M OUT. >> James: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN ARE YOU OUT? >> WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW. >> James: WELL, YOU JUST
INTERRUPTED THE SHOW, SO I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW, YES. >> MY CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE
CHANGED. I NO LONGER NEED TO WORK HERE. I RECENTLY PURCHASED AN NFT, AND
SOON I WILL BE RICHER THAN GOD. IAN, BRING THE CAR AROUND
PLEASE. >> WHY, WHY DO I-- . >> James: YOU BOUGHT AN NFT,
ONE OF THE ONLINE ART THINGS. I DON'T-- I DON'T REALLY
UNDERSTAND WHAT THOSE ARE. >> OF COURSE YOU DOBTS, OLD MAN. -- DON'T OLD MAN. >> James: I'M YOUNGER THAN
YOU. >> IT IS A PIECE OF THE INTERNET
I OWN NOW. SO KEEP YOUR BOOTS OFF IT, ARE I
WILL HAVE YOU CATAPULTED INTO SPACE, DO YOU HEAR ME? >> James: YOU BETTER BE
CONFIDENT ABOUT QUITTING. >> OH, I'M CONFIDENT ALTHOUGH I
DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE TO DISCUSS MONEY. >> James: IT IS LITERALLY ALL
YOU HAVE JUST DONE. >> BUT I JUST SPENT OVER
$600,000 ON MY NFT. >> James: ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHY ON EARTH, HOW DID YOU AFFORD
THAT? >> WELL, I WILL BE HONEST, I
WENT DEEPLY, DEEPLY INTO DEBT, I BORROWED MONEY OFF SOME VERY BAD
MEN, BAD MEN WITH GIRLFRIENDS WHO CURSE AN SMOKE CIGARETTES. BUT HERE'S A LITTLE PIECE OF
ADVICE I HAVE LEARNED. YOU NEED TO SPEND MONEY TO MAKE
MONEY. IANK BRING THE CAR AROUND,
PLEASE. I THINK YOU MATE HAVE GOTTEN
INTO SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND. >> James: I AGREE WITH DNSZ. >> I AGRE WITH JAMES. >> IAN, I WILL GIVE YOU $10,000
NEVER TO SPEAK AGAIN. NOW BRING THE CAR AROUND,
PLEASE. WHILE IAN BRINGS THE CAR AROUND,
I WILL TREAT YOU TO A GLIMPSE OF THE PURCHASE THAT CHANGED MY
LIFE. MY TICKET OUT OF HERE. READ IT AND WEEP. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY BELOVED
NFT. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY BELOVED
NFT. >> James: I DON'T THINK THAT
IS AN NFT. THAT IS A LISA FRANK FOLDER IN A
GOLD FRAME. >> YEAH, IT DOES, IT DOES KIND
OF LOOK LIKE THAT NOW, NOW THAT YOU MENTION THAT. >> YEAH, LOUIS, THAT IS NOT
WORTH ANYTHING. THAT IS A GREAT FOLDER THOUGH. >> DAM IT! >> James: I SUPPOSE I OWE YOU
BOTH AN APOLOGY. TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU AND I
THOUGHT ABOUT THIS RATHER A LOT, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SIX
BRAND NEW CARS AT A VERY REASONABLE PRICE. >> ARE THEY ALL HONDA ACCORDS? >> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH JASON SCHWARTZMAN, EVERYBODY. 7. >> James: I DON'T WANT TWO
CARS.
Ian should be the host
That community college joke... Could tell he immediately regretted it. Very graceful and sincere apology. It's nice to see such an honest exchange between co-workers on tv too.
What was the reference?
I was anxiously awaiting a “shaclackity” ending