Rodney Dangerfield I get No Respect

what a crowd what a crowd I say I'm all right now the less because in rough shape you know last week I found out my inflatable doll is a lesbian now last week was rough last before my check came back my arthritis came back and my wife came back hey my wife and I we don't think I like you know like I like have sex struck home from work she likes him sex with him at work can I say it my wife's no Beauty either we got married I said I do the guy looked me he said you do they about why she's never nice you know the other night she told me you didn't kiss my ass gonna make my move she changed her mind at the store my life no respect they're gonna respect I'd say just same day when I was a kid no respect better get my mother drunk to breastfeed me further back I forgot to pick my socks up uh-huh remember when t they told me neatness couch we're not cable there what now now you've gone back to the MGM grand me back so I open it August 31st I like they treat me right then I treat you good we work there you know yes people nice knowing - hey I met someone up there a few weeks ago yeah I was in the men's room and the guy came rushing in he took the urinal right next to me Shaq O'Neal you know he went home I just made it I said very sad to me a favor we can make me one just like it and white I'll tell you never know who you're gonna meet you know one minute gasps I met a guy last week a doctor yeah yeah he got one of his patients pregnant is very upset he's a veterinarian really don't want that everybody has problems no yeah my problem is health I don't take care of myself I'm not a kid mom getting old yeah I'll tell you one thing I like those new viagra pills yeah they were smiling back boo they're great I'd say that they really work those rock groupie one time I had sex with girls under green oh yeah she chipped a tooth work pretty good that viagra data true to the mat in jmol I got no my sex life is nothin you kiddin ya to me a threesome is when I put both hands I don't worry this is not this is not Sesame Street now you learn about I pay my trouble got the wrong doctor I got my doctor dr. Billy boom ba ya ya ya I saw him last week I asked I said tell me what's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer he told me to taste I'll tell ya one time I saw him he said I want a urine sample a stool sample and a semen sample so I left for under way and I went home while I'm waiting for the laughs to die down oh I've experienced a few weeks ago yeah I went to a hospital for a checkup yeah they gave me a woman Frog College of stealing Oh as wild as she forgot to put the rubber glove on - yeah it was wild I kept yelling talk dirty talk dirty and I paid Oh before I got married I've never many great girls Oh losses losses and gambling who took out one time took out a classy girl yeah and she loved to take pictures yeah and she sent me I got an idea let's go to my house I'll show you honk honk I told her I got a better idea let's go to my house I'll show you a king ha I'll tell ya well this world here you gotta have a scent to you yeah it helps you can see the funny side of life I don't know what I think don't have a sense of you there no sense you alone know ya take a lot of people I found out they hate to hear dirty jokes really I was out with a girl one told her a dirty joke you know she that's disgusting dirty children not disgusting what's disgusting when you come home you walk in a house and you see your grandparents having oral sex that's disgusting now watch wild but wild is a big finish when they both put their teeth back okay there you go how'd you know this this is the night we were taking off the air did you know that how's the movie coming along oh yeah yeah very good we coming up yeah it's called my five wives and then movie I'm a polygamist have five why I figure they all kind of a headache you know now in the movie all these five girl just gorgeous girls all they want is to have me sexually all the time and I can't keep up with her I mean II think I'm done one but if the one I'm done you're not but I'll tear the most after one I'm Darla don't you all right you're so instruments to do you associate with that we have a clip but I'll take Naga you act like it's your show Petrak I want to tell you one thing first famous polygamists was bringing me up they say he had 52 lives and I remember their words are bringing me up he said okay how you bring him but bring him young anyway I got a clip here whatever can I see here on my five wives they all come from Utah from very square background and I take them all Las Vegas for one big honey boom here we go here we go

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Length: 7min 5sec (425 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 21 2013