Mafia Nightclub | Richard Pryor: Live On The Sunset Strip (1982) | Now Comedy

I think the only Brave thing I might have ever done in my life was once I worked at a mafia nightclub out in Youngstown Ohio I was 19. I was 19 years old right and I didn't know [ __ ] about the mafia my father was the baddest [ __ ] I'd ever seen so the mafia didn't mean [ __ ] to me I did not relate to the mafia and I worked with this lady satin doll she was the star of the show beautiful black stripper right because usually in those days they had like in in clubs they had a singer and a stripper and MC I was an MC and she was the first black star ever man sad now Jack Collins because Duke Ellington had written a tune about her you know that's what she used to dance to and act she was beautiful she was 69. [Applause] oh this [ __ ] was fine though man I'm not lying Lena Horne didn't have [ __ ] on her and she was crying backstage you know I got to get to Buffalo they won't pay me but I said who won't pay you club Owners want to say oh that [ __ ] gonna pay me bet that and I know this is how ignorant I was I had a cap pistol you know then blank starter pistols I busted into the office with this [ __ ] number all right give me the money doing my best black [ __ ] you know [Applause] you know that [ __ ] usually scare Whitey to death [Applause] and these [ __ ] didn't do nothing and I'm sure that those men are sitting in that room today laughing because that's what this dude he's a strong love [Music] this [ __ ] kid hey wait a minute hey Tony come here women Rich do the gun again hey Tony come here stick up [ __ ] kid come here come here he's got a pack of goosies [Applause] they like to Huggy and rub it [Applause] [Music] foreign [Applause] [Applause] pay everybody out there damn it's all right it's gonna have a Time they paid everybody off let everybody go and kept me like a pept him like this because it is you got a family anyway you got family now who is it Carmine tell him I call him back tell him it's a stick up and these [ __ ] start telling murder stories hey remember when Uzi hey remember when I made my [ __ ] bones ah Cleveland right [ __ ] Teamster big mouth hurt a lot of people right you know ice picks my thing rich so we [ __ ] had to drive down me Johnny salami the gabuzzo brothers they on the funeral parlor you carry we bury [Applause] your [ __ ] kid so we take this jerk off our bowling you know drive them around get him a few drinks say hey let's get some broads right a little Motel we had set up remember the Johnny so we'd take them around it gets kind of stone drops his glass I say now I pop in with the [ __ ] ice pick right I'm popping this kind of Sucker blood squirting every once your way I'm stabbing oh God don't kill me oh [ __ ] you you'll Guinea [ __ ] and the [ __ ] ice pick breaks I'm standing there with a [ __ ] piece of wood in Miami this is Johnny salami what do I do I'm Genesis Winkle in mouth size oh those were the good old days [Applause] ah what's the matter Rich you don't look so good hey it's Barlow give me a little sunini bro you got a way home give you a ride don't go out with the mafia you can't buy him dinner if the [ __ ] like they always like to take entertainers to dinner and they take you to dinner and they pick up the check all the time right and if you get mad you know you say let me buy the check tonight God damn it you guys buy me dinner every night hey the kid let me tell you something with crime and crime don't pay the mafia people are weird people because they appeal um they appeal to your intellect they know the [ __ ] appeal Center you're intelligent person aren't you and you realize that it's very difficult to walk without knees and one time I was in a room with one of these [ __ ] and I don't know how to describe You Ever Seen A Face just turn to Stone I mean I was talking to the man and somebody was over here talking about something that had pissed him off that he was going to deal with and it went from a nice conversation to me and a stone thing came over his face was like and a chill went through my [ __ ] body it was I said two [ __ ] dead I'm looking at a dead man that walks around because it was just Stone man it wasn't no compromise there was nothing in there where you could go [Applause] there wasn't none of that in the face and that's it that's a look I'd like to get just to whoop on a [ __ ] you know just say what [Applause] chilling line in the world when the guy said hey can you let me off just for all times sake like I said well that had to be the coldest [ __ ] in the world because the mother said and you got to get in the car with them then you got to beg some more in the car you know I mean you ain't gonna stop begging you know that [ __ ] Long's got his breath in his body you get in the car he's talking about hey Jeff I remember when I showed you how to drive no Italian people got all Italian people are not in the mafia whether you believe it or not they're not really most of them work for the mafia but they're all nice [Applause] [Music]

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Id: 1tNRcQ9WU70

Length: 8min 6sec (486 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 11 2023