Foster Brooks Roasts Don Rickles

our next speaker has never met Don Rickles oh that's a lucky guy buddy he asks especially if he could come here tonight just to pay tribute to him ladies and gentlemen would you please welcome mr. foster Brooks thank you thank you very much as the important frederique and gentlemen just told you I have never met done with record in fact he's probably wondering what I'm through doing he has never even seen never even see she hears never seen me before he's never heard of me and our paths have never gone wrong however mr. Echols you and I do have an indirect early relationship you see I'm fooling around with your wife so you say we do have something in common I hope you understand on we've tried to keep us very very discreet so don't tell anybody with you my wife be furious if she found I really must compliment you on your spouse mrs. Moo's pickles I say that because he's a real dilly and I must also admit you have a very low very lovely home incidentally you're out of scotch and you there you happen to think ever pick up some pretzels you know down with your wife and I love to do more watching you and your auntie bye auntie when your are we just laugh and Chuck charcoal and Gil sometimes we even turn the sound off and we are always sad when you finish your act it means you're on your way home and I better cheese it which reminds me you're out of Velveeta too please don't don't don't blame your lovely wife on for any of this I getting together was all all my doing so my fault I haven't be the one who answered her ad in Hollywood Free Press you know your wife Harriet thinks that thinks very very highly of you dawn she tells me you are one wonderful man and I know that you you must be to put up with all her snoring she tells me that since he's been mrs. Ruth every day with us thing thanks Gary bye Ellie that's what she gets for marrying the turkey you

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Views: 8,205,416

Keywords: roast, roasts, celebrities, foster brooks, dean martin, don rickles

Id: sdPcjIrSvcs

Length: 5min 41sec (341 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 13 2008

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[u/sifumokung]

He's one of the best, ever.