Robin Williams Makes an Insane First Appearance | Carson Tonight Show

this is a Robin Williams first appearance on that um on The Tonight Show um he doesn't do many outside appearances I think I saw him about three years ago I think he was on with Dick Cavett one night did you know he's the star of the very successful Mork and Mindy show which is uh beginning it's uh fourth season on the air I begin this Thursday and he's going to be seeing a new film late next spring called the world according to Garth you ever read that book interesting funny book would you welcome Robin Williams [Music] believe that comedy can heal you praise the power praise the cheese and Sears at a sale this furniture went cheap oh my God I'm okay now I'm out here mama I'm on TV for my friends in San Francisco do you believe no you know don't touch the back of the TV it'll shock you across the room know the power grab it now you watch those do you watch those guys on Sunday oh yeah they got some winners without mentioning any names no no really because they come to your door going hello here's your Watchtower I'd like to say hello to you but I don't want the book take the book it's free take the wig off please look at a hair thing don't they I mean most of those evangelists are very very much how the hair looks and they got great suits and great ties and wonderful big dead roses right here I could not save this flower but I will save you the lead no say baby baby yeah oh you know who we're talking come on home take anything you need take the Cuisinart no it's good well they must look in Europe go what did they do America why not yeah well this is a nice nice outfit Yes somewhere there's a car seat real envious so man you got my car seat come back everything last time I saw you we were with Kevin about three years ago yes sir and that's why I haven't done anything since come on scared I was standing backstage about to go on and everything all of a sudden my whole body went everybody out we have two exits any way you want to leave everybody out also I said dear Lord make my cheeks of ice so that's why I walked out a little bit like good evening I used to be on the show oh no the pants fit now okay people always think reformers don't get nervous not at all really I don't oh God not really no no not me no way is there some reason you don't do the fact that you get nervous yeah I suffer from severe dyslexia too I was the only child in my block in Halloween to go trick or trout oh no here we go here comes that young Williams Boy again better get some fish here you go say hi to your mom and dad [Music] where where is home for you or did you come from a home and Tommy and your medication yet it's gonna be fine they back at 12. how are you Mr Williams I'm real fine now look at this thing look flipper [Applause] right now there's a sandman going what are you doing oh God I'm gonna relax relax relax okay you're a nice man you won't hurt me no no no no no no hold on let me just one step okay thank you don't be afraid the swords went away Simplex 2 is it yeah hahaha oh whoa wow too much coffee Tommy you don't think I spent 19 years you're drinking this company yeah how are you late night TV a little juice in there yeah I was like whoa you know it's wonderful though yeah I think I don't know I better slow down now slow down my heart's going you fool yo people see you and they probably think you experiment with uh foreign substances in your body medication yeah something like that what makes you say that in any way [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] all right no because I believe that cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money I wouldn't take any medication you couldn't you see the girls at the Rainbow Bar and Grill have taken one too many Quaaludes going is my lipstick [Laughter] yeah she's a cheap date [Music] oh I was talking about your home I think yeah where is Home hey San Francisco I wondered yeah I grew up there went to a Gestalt High School there Gestalt High School I used to have a history teacher an acid going I'm Lincoln today I'm Lincoln well I promise there's a kid in the back who goes I'm Booth white bandages nowhere were you good in school were you acting up like this which is great I was kind of geeky in school I was very quiet very like wow what are you guys doing okay that sounds reasonable I have to go away now you're whoa what are those I don't know this one's very quiet and that took me to go to college and then go look out there it's a new world and I've just flunked out I don't know why I have to sell vibrators door-to-door now Madam you've ever seen these attachments it's nice that I ended my career with you okay no no stay right here we have to sell something oh yes but we're gonna return right here I'll be gone though that's right first time thank you boys in the band each and every one of them a real dude in his own right [Laughter] look look little Ronald Reagan pencils here yes they have no point sorry hello Mr Williams we're time to audit you and your firstborn again no no it's a very strange thing about him though but he never speaks while Nancy's drinking water do you know let me order it again yeah you speaking at first when you have no children no sir not that I know of I've never gone are you Mr with my present account eight million dollars I'm not Mr Williams anymore you don't uh you you're not even married I I am yes honey he didn't mean that he's at home loading the handgun going I didn't mean to shoot my husband he came in late honey oh too much coffee man no I'm married very much so look little ring she's going show them the ring there it is little little porpoise going help me laughs another sip of coffee yes oh yeah somebody told me you want to but serious acting school yeah Juilliard hmm right now there's some guy going what instrument did you play say the organ is it normal you wanted to be a serious serious actor Shakespeare I was there when John Houseman was the Headmaster I remember him saying one day Mr Williams you better need you I'm going off to sell Volvos [Laughter] [Applause] way yes yes we raise the interest so high yes we'll be calling you soon did you ever appear in Shakespeare yes sir I did I remember I was just coming from California they had the Shakespearean auditions I was going to be or not to be wow for sure totally I'm sorry Nick thank you we did plays we did Romeo and Juliet did you do them straight without wanting to go off and be silly you know you had to do them straight those little man in the wings violent Sunday things what's wrong he blew it oh wow I would like to see them I think they're going to do Hamlet on ABC this fall except it's going to be called Chucky the story of Mr board [Applause] and ratings week it'll be a ble to be I don't know we'll call you will be do you remember the whole Soliloquy to be or not to be no no it would be like to be a line um flings and arrows of need Elizabeth no wrong outrageous Fortress Outrageous Fortune or to take arms against friends the Sea of troubles wow this is great that you know and by opposing in them but yet a man who will know himself but yet not touch himself [Applause] the summer Night's Dream yeah that's when the self will do soliloquy and yet look vile fool come together no Nails be to wear designer jeans for no reason [Applause] I will rock now and cameraman still going where is he going now where am I now this thing's broken Japanese people go whoa believe Hello bless you bless you give me your hand Don't Be Afraid men can touch men sausage foreign there's so many people up there what's happening Michael there's people up there going hi oops there's a cameraman let's really make the cameraman mad no no [Laughter] [Applause] oh it's very strange this lady going come over here I have something for you put those away I don't want to see those now all right this is wonderful this is very very wonderful this reminds me of home this is your first time in Los Angeles stay away from the bars with the big Harley Davidson 8000s parked in front because there's big men standing outside those bars men giant men with muscles everywhere men with muscles on their eyelids and these men turn to one another and say I have this incredible recipe for quiche thank you you know what I'm talking about I feel tired I would like to do the only impression I do it's Fred Astaire on the streets of New York dealing with Kaka [Applause] you get him out of here we are for the stair can I this one I won't need the microphone can I give this back Hi how are you I'm not paranoid but why are you behind me thank you I'll leave this over here for one second I'll be right back [Music] to be in America in New York once again we don't have to say the second syllable I don't know there's a Time [Applause] I'm sorry it's over now that's all right [Applause] you know who is uh we were talking during the break that who's uh gonna join us part-time on the show or full-time full-time Johnny Winters oh yes the king yeah he's uh you're obviously a fan of his yeah I am he's wonderful guy Uncle John if you're watching take care don't let them bounce you around the rubber rooms anymore gray bear I'm here with the silver fox [Laughter] hey bear Great Bear I'm home now leave off your jeans he wanted me to do that and he said if you don't do that I'll hurt you tomorrow yeah did you know John in the early years uh like I did when we both hit the sauce a little bit no no sir oh yes we got in all kinds of trouble really absolutely he still gets in trouble he does he he was wandering around the lot yesterday in a Union Cavalry officer's outfit and you see people wondering I'm going there's Studio Executives going you know what good God what's that you men stay over there keep playing the Gucci suits we'll put you in the front line oh he's wonderful though he's just he's truly the spirit of Joy yeah he said in contact clipped his wings though he was like no don't let him fly too high he plays he goes off he's a great talent and go where is he going now the old days we went into Jason's restaurant you know it's very high class place and he uh this was when we were Happy Times yeah and he walked in and started doing the rape of Grandma remember he says I'm churchless what are you doing and the whole bar just left and everybody people were piling into the streets oh God fun time so you finished this movie already yeah it was wonderful I had a great time I was working with great actress Mary Beth hurt and people like that yeah and I get very serious now people going he's not being funny no yeah is that is that a problem they expected to be constantly yeah some sometimes they expect it was wonderful I called home the other day hi Mom Mark is that you foreign [Laughter] [Applause] hill was a director and he's incredible because he's very the first day I tried to improvise I was there was a basic it was a very simple scene it was like yes I would like to do that and then you know when I'll be on the line yes I would like to do that but first we cut that's a wrap get him out of here and he makes his face can you be behind the camera if he didn't like a senior go it's very hard when you're having love singling but it was good experience Richard Pryor been working at the uh The Improv the company's The Comedy Store Mercy it's going well and we worked every night and I worked The Improv sometimes yeah The Boarding House in San Francisco plugging all the clubs announcing I'll be back don't worry now you're a funny guy sir thank you great to have you here thank you [Music] no yeah you get a suit please send me one look at there no kidding oh my it's coming unraveled though right my wife and I would like to macrame of Volkswagen one day this is so much fun I'm not scared anymore why should you be right you're right this is this is fun my career is over but I'm not scared I can see it tomorrow in the National Enquirer he's gone we know we'd do it I don't know National Enquirer though you and I both love that Mexican yeah well you know the strange thing is though I put it in the cat box and the cat won't go in there laughs you're still telling me a little chat he's sitting there cat goes his little eyes go wide that'd be redundant you got it right transplants really high class paper yeah it is way after death exciting new diet Hollow in a cup they go for the weird stories don't they yeah but yeah man shoes off own foot yeah no one ever sues the National Geographic though it'd be true [Laughter] [Applause] the soundtrack too [Laughter] yes are you Mr Williams [Laughter] [Applause] but it is real coffee if you believe that you'll buy this watch okay we're gonna take a break yeah sure but we're coming back stay where you are first down

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Id: 9NHVn4QfjZQ

Length: 18min 25sec (1105 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 10 2022