ROBIN WILLIAMS - NON-STOP LAUGHTER

find out all right you all know my first guest oscar-winning actor and comedian his films include the Fisher King Good Will Hunting insomnia latest movies great the final cut very creepy Robyn's good in these roles he does a terrific job it opens in theaters tomorrow please welcome the one the only Robin Williams Oh thank you for the lovely Jamaican melody Irie One Nation welcome to the Jay Leno Jamaican Christmas special that's right that's right there is a lovely where the smoked chicken has been awake for two days this is Wow very colorful nice table nice to see I'm anxious did you watch to watch the race last night it was it was a good night actually I uh W looked a little thin it was okay working there every time he gets a good answer I think that Karl Rove is gonna come on get my treat well done well done well good job hey thank you hi I just want to know the second debate that thing we walked down stage and went I don't who's he winking at like hey I know you're there it's hard to hit on someone in the middle of a national debate yeah yeah I don't know I don't see that but I like the fact that you know their initial a they wouldn't have the cameras on each of them but right but Sir you know very seldom do I never saw Churchill do yeah yeah was right in the convention that compared W to Winston Churchill which is kind of like the carrot top Mark Twain comparison this has some wonderful things yeah run Forrest run how about Carrie how did Carrie do Carrie's holding hunger you know he's sometimes he has the warmth of a snow pea but yeah I'm a Sophie yeah it's kind of like I know these things you know and I'm glad that we haven't gotten into the whole Vietnam debate you know he was in Vietnam and George was in the same National Guard unit as Bigfoot that's ok yeah ok yeah I saw I'm I saw Bigfoot do I go guard unit now become now don't be afraid you got a report for duty I'll just now finish this one I'll be right there now Iraq of course is the big story right and you over there you visited the job area a year ago uh they've been it was two days after they had caught Hussein which was kind of amazing cuz when who's Sodom Hussein came out of that hole I thought he looked like Nick Nolte really yeah oh hey a lot I can't wanna play with Sean Penn I walk out and I took a couple I did something next thing you know they're picking lice out of my beard a weird thing and he was amazing cuz when he walked out he said I want to negotiate Wow yeah that takes a lot it's a lot of cojones man I'd roll a cop turns up on that one my main weight lost his sons he lost he Daewoo then the third one eBay is still no will no weapons of mass destruction look out there they look they found the one look at me front away no no I'm sorry that's a weather balloon I was wondering why my voice was changing and now they said it was that but the CIA said there were no weapons of mass destruction no connection to al Qaeda and then Condoleezza Rice said that if if the sanction had had been lifted he would have had the weapons of mass destruction so now we're in the pre-crime right well it's a thought of a colorful yeah thought fun there's ones for waiting by the ball to fall I know what are you optimistic about changes in the future I'm hoping for change there you know a big time because I have to be in Afghanistan you know you've the elections in Afghanistan I have have you know been there - I mean you want we've got us you've got to deal with it because you've you're in the midst of it so the weird thing in the first debate was remember when Kerry quoted George the first yeah and said that you know there's no exit strategy why did we get involved at that moment you saw W kind of an odd phone call dr. Freud phone call is that when he said your father didn't go in what are you doing [ __ ] well come on Corky we're gonna do what dad couldn't the one thing that Kerry kept saying though is you know Osama bin Laden where is he you didn't get him is six-foot seven Arab on dialysis Oh Oh wandering around making travel videos in Pakistan they looking it's like he's doing bass fishermen in Pakistan Here I am by another mountain stream now you're you're living in San Francisco now well you have for a long time now the whole gay marriage you should huge story Oh big oh you can't say gay marriage you can also say same-sex marriage which four people have been married is kind of redundant right right yeah it's always the same sex Oh daddy oh daddy whoop to you um then they said you can call it a union then the Union guys get pissed off hey it's not a union you know it's not local pipe fitters number 69 Bobby what are you doing I'm fitting the pipe you know what do you gotta do basically is you know amendment commandment your call my man you know you know there's a lot of people going you can't put pork in the Constitution to put that in put the pork singing during the pork thing and I will stay how about the Governor Schwarzenegger how's that as you know it's very strange for me very happy it's initially there are a lot of all Germans going it's so easy you don't have to invade you don't need armor or artillery you just repeat phrases for movies so weird but maybe the possibility of actually a moderate Republican you know it's like remember when double used to call himself a compassionate conservative I was thought weird kind of combination it's like a Volvo with a gun rack right you know what you we had initially you know it gave back the luxury context and if you have a Hummer and I'm talking about the car you drive you know you need these big cars to carry around big American asses you've got to do I have a hybrid which is basically like a golf cart you know it's like when it has to make a noise to back up a sec baby even deaf people go I know it's a hybrid okay it did that more car that the actual design for small go-kart market Luca big car it is a B but you know look we'll take a break more with rabbit right after this bowl all right now on the back come with runway I haven't spoken to you since Martha Stewart went to prison would you take on them Martha's gone inside my main yeah nobody knows the duvets army you call this quiche warden I can't wait till something she starts teaching classes it's under God Martha taught me how to do a trunk door in my sail window I no longer say [ __ ] is a derogatory term I call my lifetime companion who is with me in my cell together we are doing lovely needlepoint with Martha I love working with her you know it's a it's a designer prison ending right yes Kemp cupcake isn't it yeah cupcake cupcake that's the name camp cupcake though camp cupcake damn compass someone's going over the hedge what's the lethal injection oh my god they're doing Botox Oh God dead woman spine now I want to talk to you about final cut I saw on the movie the other night really you're very good at these creepy guy rules yeah it's nice to do that no it's fun cuz it's so opposite it'll think oh you're a nice person yeah no no this you get to know the real Robin yes thanks Jay and thankful he's really not a bad Cassie that I'm not I don't want to give it away tell describe the movie what you're great you told him you okay you didn't give it away kind of yeah yeah except for Condoleezza Rice is going I know it's a fascinating cocktail people basically it's the idea of a kind of an ear or an alternative future where they can put a chip in utero and that will record everything in your life and from womb to tomb basically and when you die they take the chip out and it's recorded all the video and audio of your life from birth till death and then for those your loved ones you basically create a rememory taking the highlights there's a computer program that sorts through obviously the day to day number of hours in bathrooms right Thank You dilly but and basically you pick out highlights from that after talking to family and friends it's basically like having your own AFI tribute right right and here's another movie I think you'll here's a turkey that I didn't want to baste but it's basically that this technology would exist and they're good and bad of that and you know subjective memory versus objective memory of you know you your brain works in wonderful ways and obviously present parties brain works in very interesting ways but remembering certain things other I don't know what happened here's your money here's your money here's your money where's it going where's your gonna hurry got it right here right here right here got help planned out hell plan maybe gotta help my own out there right now right now look we're gonna vote this way but back to the movie what was that about a little little little fractal but you're a cutter like that cutter is basically an editor he looks at the footage in my specialty in this movie is editing the darker mean the very you know the questionable lives people who have secrets that they don't want reveal right so you take those out and you take those out you and I'm the one who's capable of looking at them and looking at the really nasty stuff any stuff you'd want to erase all right I did a pretty good job from the age of 38 to throw not since the age of 30 to 38 I even then I couldn't say it uh-uh those were my lost years yeah yeah those one the lost year I remember the right day hi robbers on the corner go pick them off [ __ ] bring you to the Isle of Grady I mr. Robert Wilson you better go home now you got to put on some pants too if you go on The Tonight Show and you and you get two men you give me back my pimp suit too you get to make out with Mira Sorvino some like make out with Mira Sorvino thank you thank you for that movement is it she's gorgeous and also stone-cold brilliant which is a lovely double bill and she's mine she speaks Chinese Victor knees what you're always good to have in case of outsourcing and that's exactly that was perfect Chinese that's amazing a friend called up a friend had a computer breakdown he called up the the helpline and all of a sudden the first person on the phone hello my name is Bob oh yeah they teach people to take I am definitely in America helping me you with your computer now at my hand to God we called the guy I called the tech line here and I got a guy in India and I said thank you what your name it goes Abraham I said no ma'am that's an unusual name so where's your phone he said Abraham Lincoln I said why ever Hambley he said we were told to pick names American to be familiar what is your name orgy that's going to help you with your order when don't piss me off I have an atomic bomb in the back let's show people okay this is essentially the editing room right we use it so that what we're seeing here is you're looking at the person you're basically the computer sorting out footage and he's beginning to cut looking at different pieces of information and cut a remembering cool okay let's taken this gives you the scale of one of the stuff he has to deal with very cool rhythmic pictures called the final cut hey more serious note I know you want you and Chris Reef we're good we're really good friends oh yeah like he's like family to me yeah and you were you were roommates right yeah we were classmates um he was quite because I used to go to his apartment and borrow food which is yeah basically saying he fed me he was brought in to Julia to be a leading man and I was brought in to be the character actor so we've developed his friendship early on now remember Houseman we've sitting in the office with John Houseman because we're master students in house moves saying mr. Williams mr. Reeves theater need you you will hide yourself as apprentices and soldiers in the army of the theater unless of course you can make loads of cash making movies but he was you know we started that friendship there and he you know went on to be Superman I was Popeye one day we were walking down the street in New York and all of a sudden two black girls with Superman Papa forget papa I want to know Superman yeah he ain't got tights on but I know he can fly come on I'm he was great - even after the accident the what he did his activism and you know he went from being you know looking like a Greek god - all of a sudden becoming a Buddha you know very still very powerful and speaking as as Bobby Kennedy said speaking in complete expository paragraphs very elegant and very precise once again it was like you'd be walking around in New York and guys just you know hardcore working guys would yell tell your friend Chris he's amazing you know and for the work he was doing with spinal cord research and when he was quoted in the debate by Kerry it was a great moment because he realized that he had pushed it to be a major political issue at that point yeah and that he has been there for stem-cell research and you know the idea that there is incredible things to be to be done in that area and now with Patti Davis run away I mean people basically coming out saying don't ignore this because there's amazing potential and Kerry that I'm for his legacy I think you have to because it is around the bend there was something incredible there and for me as a blindside man you know he's gone but he's flying you know because he's free from that body but he's a good friend Robin Williams thank you that lovely William Drive back when Jerry the chicken man right

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Length: 15min 11sec (911 seconds)

Published: Sat Jul 30 2016