Ricky Gervais: The World's Funniest Leaflet

but the greatest thing I learned when working for the Ames cherry was that this is the best leaflet in the world okay this is a real flier that came round issued by the Terrence Higgins Trust okay it came round the University I worked out in about 1999 okay and it was aimed at the last demographic of gay men who still weren't taking precautions they treated HIV like an occupational hazard and now a militant against the disease but they wouldn't take precaution so it sounds at last tiny demographic so it's very hard-hitting the front cover is a bunch of bananas with the word [ __ ] I've been and why I don't and it's basically a 10-point plan of the health advice to not contract HIV and this is the this is the title of this flyer you know it's going to be good when this is the title okay ready you know you don't always have to have anal sex it's good to know in it think of an old couple in the doctor's waiting room just looking through Reader's Digest and she goes what's this you know you don't always have to have anal sex see I [ __ ] told you okay and it's basically ten suggestions of of alternatives to that little act okay I just read some to you number one okay this is real okay number one why not always starts the same why not okay it's a soft sale they're not pushing it on you but okay number one why not just jack each other off I've got the New Flyer Larry what does it say well let's have a look shall we this let's do one now okay no more up the ass for us number one why not just jack each other off alright number two always start the same why not though number two why not just come on his back it's the casual nature of it look like it's your recipe why not just throw in an onion where are you going the doctor hi doctor I'm a gay man oh I'm in a relationship but I'm worried about the threat of HIV is there anything I can do um just Carly's back number three number three Oh so I used to read this out to everyone I met and they'd be laugh at number one and to get there were three Edgar Hale number three why not just come in his hair not the hair not the hair on the back Shore on the back go on on the back go on the back where we [ __ ] I mean that no on the head no no there there I don't trust you up on a shower cap not the hair number four oh okay I have not before or since heard such great use of the term eg as in this next sentence number four why not try try so that people can think this very difficult like just please have a go okay this isn't brain surgery this next one but they've put in try okay why not why not try coming into some fruit eg watermelon like they've put that out without that bit of people Graham will walk through or not a pineapple [ __ ] out Oh walk through just a tibia need to be specific we thought arses will write they're not what fruit watermelon thank you and on and on okay I want to just skip ahead to number ten okay because this may be the greatest sentence ever written I'm including Shakespeare in this Dickens the office number thank you are you ready for this number ten okay now I think the bloke writing these were struggling by now I think he'd gone into his boss and said I've done it I've come up with nine boss when all we need ten really yeah we need ten I've got nine we need ten really I'm coming in here and fruit and everything I I mean we need ten we didn't need two roads of five with the two rows of five definitely I said it's the symmetry I like just come up with another one you've got half an hour we go to print you've got come on so we went back in then he came up with number ten at one minute to six I think okay number ten still with a why not okay number ten absolutely real ready why not both come out of a window it doesn't even say it's a first-floor window it's a morning no this is number 17 number 19 s town thank you morning that's why it's my favorite leaf it all time thank you fun and education

Channel: AfterWorkProductions

Views: 2,969,035

Keywords: Ricky Gervais (Comedian), Best, funny, joke, standup

Id: AKmDy4IW12A

Length: 7min 19sec (439 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 30 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/Chillest_Vibes72]

OH MY GOD IM DYING, THIS IS GREAT 👏

[u/wuguwa]

“I’m including Shakespeare here…Dickens………The Office…”

[u/yoyogibair]

e.g. a watermelon. Why not a jackfruit?

[u/fappin-vigorously]

In the hair got me… I nearly suffocated.

[u/R09ALDO]

What show is this?

[u/yourilluminaryfriend]

Is this how the coconut happened?

[u/atistu]

The last one made me laugh in tears 🤣

[u/MrSydbarrett76]

I wish they had to do three rows of 5 or launch a contest like "where's the most weird place you wold like to cum?"