Ricky Gervais - Fat People

things that we never did in the first place why are you applauding someone for suddenly acting like a normal member of society it's like that it's like I've lost a bit of weight I've lost about 20 pounds exactly you're basically applauding me for only eating as much as I need now I said I should have always been doing that I got fat cuz I was a greedy lazy bastard there's no other X but I need the people that they couldn't now they go oh well oh well done you look great but they won't tell anything I look terrible they're basically saying I look terrible they no don't no one told me at the time is really taboo I needed waiters to come over and go [ __ ] off you bad enough right and I've been criticized in the past for having a go at fat people I've never had a go at fat people I've only ever pointed out the fact that you get fat if you take in more calories than you burn off that's simple science I don't judge them in any other aspect of their life but that's what happens you get fat if you take in more calories than you burn off okay and that that's indisputable okay now the thing is people think I'm having a go I'm not because I don't judge them if I see a fat person I don't make assumptions about other than how they got fat and this is the other thing they not know wait wait but not only is that what makes you fat people know that's what's making a fat no one got fat behind their own back no one in there and what the [ __ ] that okay it's not a surprise it's a gradual process you have loads of time to back out from this project at any also no one's sneaking into thin people's apartment and had injected their lettuce with a million calories that doesn't happen okay they know what's - if you got your bloat when he's surrounded by cakes and pies right and you go you know what's making you fat don't ya he doesn't go who's all the running he knows what it but I don't make judgments okay other than how they got fat okay if I see a fat person I don't go oh he's fat therefore he's jolly right a lot of my miserable aren't they if if I see a fat girl I don't go oh she'd be pretty if she lost weight that's rarely the case okay so don't fall for that okay well a lot of them started eating because they had fuck-all to lose so no but there's no stigma attached because it that people don't even want to use the word fat now because I think it's derogatory it's a real taboo subject so they use euphemisms they go oh you know Brenda the big girl what seven foot no no not what's she look like Brenda you know she's the one who's clammy even in winter just say she's fat nothing wrong with it it's their choice up do you wanna be fat it's fine they don't like a you know Brenda them she's out of breath just standing up at her desk just but even though it is their own fault and it is their own fault I feel sorry for them right now I do particularly particularly fat women because fat is a feminist issue men get fat and we just go [ __ ] it all bought and paid for you know we don't come under the same constraints of society or as women are inundated with images of how you should be size zero models this diet that diet look like this keep your man and they make such an effort don't like fat girls they've all got lovely hair although that was having the hair that's got lovely hair it's got this lovely false nails I they make an effort anything but jogging right they love high heels don't they they think it makes their legs look less it doesn't it just you just hear him coming now I don't want any fat people to feel uncomfortable one of my gigs so next time buy two seats I'm joking I'm Dez I'm Joe Giada I'm not having a go I'm just pointing out you know I was listening to the radio in England a few weeks back radio for quite highbrow that was discussion about political correctness my name came up straight away right and there was this woman on there going oh yeah well it's it's not right I'm Ricky Gervais he's um he makes jokes about fat people he wouldn't make jokes about gay people woody and being fat is like being gay what no it's not what you can't choose your sexuality as we've established you choose whether to eat too much or not you know yeah with with with your sexuality you're born you grow up you discover you like same-sex relationships and that's it you're gay okay but being gay to me the same as being far you'd have to be born be straight grow up knowing you're straight but gradually and slee wean yourself onto [ __ ] Oh happy 16th birthday son this is Rowell sir suck his [ __ ] sorry father so his [ __ ] 16 now sake Scott I I'm heterosexual all with his newfangled words suck his [ __ ] come on I don't like [ __ ] father doesn't like [ __ ] how do you know if you've never tried it soak his [ __ ] I don't suck a one [ __ ] something that's not sucking it that's playing with you put it in your mouth have a goal you might like it oh it's not so bad is it I [ __ ] love these if that happened then being gay would be the same as be in fact but it doesn't so it's not okay I was on a plane last year okay going from New York to LA okay and me and my girlfriend were one side of the plane that was the aisle and the other side there were these two huge fat women okay proper proper proper fat one of them just got on and went can I have about extension yeah cool she can you've earned it right so proper in fact I was thinking of calling the pilot outgoing should one of us swap with one of them otherwise we're just going to Canada do you not I mean and one of them was even fatter than the other one okay and she was there and she'd got on the plane with one of those takeaway buckets of fast food bucket I mean there's your first clue when did that happen when did fat people just give up when did they go into a shop and go I'll [ __ ] it just treat me like a farmyard animal really give me in a bucket in fact just strap it to my [ __ ] head and I just a bucket really you want your meal in a bucket yes right so she's there and she's chowing down right and I swear she turns to her fat friend and says this is the best fried chicken I've had all day but I'm not having a go I'm not having a go no I'm not no I'm not because even though it is their own fault and it is their own fault I don't know if you know this about four people um they [ __ ] love cake they love it all right and I blame the food industries because you go into supermarket and it's just packed with that stuff everything's packed with hydrogenated fats and extra cannabis and sugar and butter and everything and they love that okay and it was a big doors now to a supermarket it's awesome they've got quadruple door isn't it no one's ever been too fat to get through the door of a supermarket okay and it opens automatically so that have to waste calories pushing anything there's just and it's a good job at homes automatics usually it's glass and they can see the pie from down the road they're in like that grazing right so I say keep the big door keep the big door sure keep the big door come on fat people come in they go but when they get in there it's all fresh fruit and veg it's all whole-grain it's all stuff that's good fear okay of course their be confused at first eyes that's not real food to them they think Brussels sprouts is packaging all right there they look at where's the cakes where's the cakes the cakes are over here but the cakes are through a different door but this door is human-sized okay so now they go as the cakes they're gonna oh [ __ ] and they're starving oh what's this a banana I'm a good man oh [ __ ] another carrot on their back and forth for days and the fats full of them so that can slip through the door and have a cake they can't go out again no but I mean

Channel: Eugene P

Views: 9,580,459

Keywords: fat people, fat, people, ricky, gervais, out of england 2

Id: l4YZiKbklAE

Length: 9min 23sec (563 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 01 2011