Ricky Gervais On Teaching Morals To Children | BEST OF Politics | Universal Comedy

I came here to change attitudes tonight and I think I've done that I want to leave you with something now to show that knowledge is power it's a true story actually in them we're talking earlier about third-world sweatshops and I really are awful places and there's women and children that are abused and they get literally get a few pence an hour and it's for big conglomerate companies to make billions of pounds and I was shopping with a friend of mine a couple of years ago his name is Rob and yeah there's sudden death in the family and he had to get it soon for the funeral and he was in a band and he was on the doll we did another soon to his name we went to these sort of cheap places in Oxford Street and one bloke said a lovely suit 29 pounds and I thought what is this gonna look like I couldn't wait for him to have to buy this suit I went over to it and it was alright and I was gutted it just like a classic sort of dark sue and it was nice and add a electric blue sort of satin lining and he was made up so just to piss on his bonfire I said wow if it's that cheap and it's that well-made it's not in a sale it means someone's been exploited even what I went yeah it's all for it's like women and children exploit it and you just be adding to the problem all right and he didn't buy it and he went and sold a guitar at record and thovex Jones and bought a suit for 150 quid and I felt bad but then I thought well I was probably right if you know they probably have used like really awful cheap labor and so just by doing that and even though it's one person's little change if everyone changed it then we could all you know main make a difference still 29 quit though he also told the one about the boy cried wolf a boy looking after his sheep it gets a bit bored it is boring just making sure you've got probably tiring as well because if you're counting them you're probably getting a bit drowsy on it anyway so get it boy I'm gonna do here in the Bible anyway so long time ago and he goes Sam it was just a Monday that's a worse day and he's just bored and he goes I know what I'll have a laugh and he goes sir Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf when the villagers come where's the wolf they go now he's no Wolfie oh yeah so next day that's what that worked a tree I did it again yes Wolf Wolf Wolf where's the wolf this time still no wolf I am home third day there really is a wolf and he goes Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf Wolf but the villagers don't come because they don't believe him and we were told the moral of that is never tell a lie no isn't the moral of that is never tell the same lie twice terrible lesson for kids Nursery Rhymes Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown which I later learned meant his cranium who is that fellow for summer and Jill came tumbling after and that is a true favor at the time of that I think the sixteenth century about to illicit lovers who used to go up to the the hill at the sight of the villagers and have it off behind their spouses back what's the moral different what don't [ __ ] around with [ __ ] so you get your head caved in I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is I can only think of don't sit on a wall if you're an egg how is that applicable to an eight year old human I don't you mean that go well what's the over there don't sit on a wall if you're an egg what of course I wouldn't Oh if you're an egg it's not gonna happen is it what are their eggs reading that going for just gonna jump a bit oh but don't get on there if you wanted no one read that [ __ ] don't send horses to perform medical procedures of course they couldn't put him together again the court it's obvious they haven't got the dexterity obvious I wouldn't sit in the first place the experiment don't experiment they can't they can't even scrub up they can they haven't got funds that alone opposable thumbs they could they couldn't so to save their life they couldn't if I had to design a perfect egg crushing device it would be a hoof doesn't matter if they're king's horses or step toes horse though but all the king's horses certainly don't send all of them it's goodie cows what if we have been invaded by France that don't vote comes run into the bloke in Chinese you in charge walking tours he's not things when the air well the friends you caught me the bear what we're all the king's horses all king's men the French are coming dover quick where are they the egg what what the egg what are you talking about I sent them to mend an egg are you [ __ ] mental are you mental they can't maimed an egg also I only know that he is an egg from pictorial evidence and he is clearly an egg an egg thin an egg with eyes things right and trousers but that's not mentioned in the whole thing that's me the first thing I'd mention never mind it okay once right there was an egg that could climb walls that's that if your surname is Dumpty don't call your firstborn Humpty it's already an egg but that's darkness with stigma how's the baby it's an egg sister named oh really we're gonna call it Humpty Dumpty whatever make it worse that is a wind out that just call him Johnny or summer just per balaclava I'm just saying the worst digger is fatty Johnny cut T Dumpty the egg he's gonna get the piss out of him probably jumped off the wall as everyone heard of karl Pilkington because there's a bit he's my producer on my radio show I just quickly haven't heard of him he's a guy talking about attitudes he's a man whose attitude hasn't changed from about the age of five he's from Manchester and you can ask him anything and he's got an opinion on it it's usually they were rubbish but right example okay well just tell him about our doing this show I said I'm doing a show called politics he went why and you can't answer it and he said you want to talk about that David Blunkett I went why was he doing eyes up to his old tricks again he's only gone unbound people having sex in public and he and I went oh yeah but surely that's a good thing Karl and he went yeah but what are you done if he could see and there's a twisted logic all right we were we're once on air this was we were talking about blind dates now then so have you had a blind date and I've waited through a Carl just piped up and when I went on a blind date once oh what'd you do to my for drinking that was she nice yeah she was very good yeah it's really fun okay did you see you again no she had fun with mo what chef won with that Mara a bone marrow oh yeah she had a wasting disease so I thought what's the point on air and so I flushed I went that went wrong all Carl if she's listening you're for it he won't see me dead but now [Applause] unbelievable I just tell you one more before I go one more fine this is last year during Wimbledon week again on air he said did you watch anyone we didn't last night I went no they lit some that a wheelchair fellas ever go on sent a call little wheelchair fellas no irony all right and I win all right yeah any good you ain't no rubbish Owen why win they couldn't go rally going and I went I went walk Carl to be fair that in chairs on grass he went don't put it on Tony then and I'm oh yeah and I went oh wow I said that everyone's entitled to be you know well yeah well let them do something they can do that and I work fall asleep I went like what and he said swing ball you you

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Id: IfP8nQ6i5Bo

Length: 10min 26sec (626 seconds)

Published: Wed May 13 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Oceanwoulf]

Garak said it better.

[u/reineedshelp]

I’m not sure if he used to be funny or I was just young

[u/Ishkabo]

Trash human.