Redd Foxx - On Location (1978) HD

the success of Sanford and Son made Redd Foxx a star overnight a face and a voice a nation now new but for more than 30 years before that red played back country juke joints keeping company with the likes of Bessie Smith Big Bill Broonzy Ma Rainey and the will Mastin trio starring Sammy Davis jr. payment was often a few beers and a place to change clothes next came the stages of black theaters on the south side of Chicago the East End of Los Angeles and up in Harlem in New York the Apollo the Royal the Regal the chitlin circuit was the only place black performers worked took me to 1961 I think it was 1915 - before I ever worked in the white club and that was at basic Street East in New York and I remember they opening night Steve Steven eating we're there and I tried to clean my hack up for New York and for big-time nightclub in New York gotta clean my governess slowly going down the drain and so Stevie said and liking office it fast do your real show that you're known for while you're here and just be you so I did in a next next show unbelievable almost realized standing ovation because people was steady definitely what leaving red foxes career has come a long way from those early days but his nightclub act performed almost every weekend in Las Vegas is much the same as it was on the chitlin circuit and yet despite nationwide and Network appearances Reds ribald Act has never been seen on television I think there's gonna show that the - your light bill is good for television is long it's any way you can to you if you like turn off if you like or pay if you are don't watch me if you don't want to see you know because people know what I do I've been doing it so many years that the loom the following home box office on location presents the uncensored act of an extraordinary comedian a unique performer who has never resisted onstage or off to speak the lines the words that will create laughter voice farce out clean and let people turn dirty I consider normal we'll use the type of words I use through the day but I just don't get up into light so that's when I use them and it makes a payday for me [Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen the silver bird hotel then home box office are proud to present red to Fox [Applause] [Music] as the biggest hand I've received my life thank you for being here hope you've seen me before if not you're in for thrill this might sound like ego mania but I swear to God and three other white man you gonna enjoy me we get no here you see who I talk about sex mostly that's right people say I'm dirty and blue gross vulgar dirty old man well let me tell you folks that's a lot of [ __ ] I'm honest everyone here said [ __ ] if you never said [ __ ] before meet me after the show and let me slam your hand in my car door being you say [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] and [ __ ] you gotta [ __ ] you do it these are normal reactions everyone groan you know I say [ __ ] [ __ ] only for one reason people do if you never vote you've never [ __ ] [ __ ] I was mainly being last night talking to my ex-wife sister's house there it is counting to Brighton you get all up here Oh another reason I said [ __ ] because I have a st. Bernard dog it's 240 pounds he does not do dude you cannot give a dog ten cans of Alpo and expect him to do do see Saint Bernards [ __ ] that's why you keep him in the yard if you had him in the house [ __ ] and cover up the furniture my neighbor called the police see I got a yard full of [ __ ] they call the police the door miles groans [ __ ] they came out an ostrich that [ __ ] you growing a new yard slug eat well damn you notice that smoke a lot when I perform because friends a lot of things worse than cancer a six foot six black legend is an ally with a hatchet manager the worst in castle I don't join it no troops because large groups give up pork and I'm not gonna give her a poke be with a crowd of people see guy told me was easier how can you eat that filthy swine that's a night for hot sauce greens black-eyed peas candies people de peach cobbler and a diet cola if this lands right I lied honey the hell are these people enjoy yourself get drunk tonight throw up in a cab Puckerman become the Las Vegas to relax I mean you have a smile to free me honey your husband and look like Jesus if you him I'm not surprised sir I mean master I knew you were coming that side on a big rock on the highway Roger Jesus coming I thought it was a porno movie oh yes you don't like the Joe Holly I mean who's sacrilegious no that stuff on that sacrilegious I was altar boy found out I couldn't be poop as their photo I'm not gonna sit in the back of heaven think about that a minion come to you I'm like rubber night give me my [ __ ] while I'm on the ground I don't want no pie in the sky I want a broad last night a chick asked me for $100 like it was the exams exams just to [ __ ] $100 $100 me with two good names remember the war fellas yeah I wake up in the morning my hunted out and jeans girlfriend $100 each I wish I had some only cost me hundred dollars I cut it off and barbeque it $100 see I used to pimp yes he knows yeah pimp I had to them cuz I'm too nervous to steal I had a good hold oh I had a good order to God seem to get home back to me call him hold fights call of who's seen him who was his hos yeah I love a good ol is how I only messed up once with my money that was the first time she messed with it in the last the night she messed was not money we went to the hospital together so the doctor could take my foot out ahead let me stop fooling around and tell you a few funny story I know it's true though a lot of folks here wearing glasses if you ever take time out to think how far ahead nature was planning us to put ears in the right place in case you had to wear glasses hi ears could have been somewhere else but if this meat wasn't here my glasses would be on the floor either that I'd be wearing goggles see you can cut this meat off completely and still here because the hole is more important than me you believe that no dessert you don't believe that but you money back you pocket see what if I ears that have been back here wouldn't that be something you had to pull your pants down here and I'm saying can you imagine when the entertainer had to look at in case the crowd was really listening imagine that Jesus one thing no athere's we're back here wouldn't be too much whispering going on I know I would have not said no fellas I might whisper to a chick you got a big ear here's a trick no dear sit down I mean this kind here's a trick no dear I sit out I missed it on purpose my wife's idea have new wife and she she said miss if I'll try to make it look hard so I've been trying to make it look hard for the wife please I don't need that I had that a Marine Corps as right clap all these stories on the table yeah I'll tell you what your reaction will be to my next door and Dean when I get it a punchline and be silenced giggles and Snickers then laughs watch these two girls walking down the street in one girl hush the other she's neat girl but the cross street isn't that your husband coming out the florist she said yes damn he's got two dozen roses she said I'm have to keep my legs up in the air three days a girlfriend look that [ __ ] well why don't you get a vase that's the way the man finally that's me throw your neck back and enjoy yourself he's pretty fish I like white women I mean personally you know I don't want no white one you see me with a white woman I'm holding for the police cuz I'm no fool I prefer and Margaret over shirley chisholm happy for Mythbusters Dick Butkus oh boy he had some ugly women in the world anything I love them see I love they don't ask for too much cause they know they ain't going nowhere not really now it takes how many great ugly women of the world I mentioned a few that fester out because he stands alone dan has a backbone to do but you never be other in his Roosevelt - your boss ugly woman ever been here I saw miss Roosevelt's picture in Jet magazine and got a soft on [Music] see I talk about [ __ ] you know me cause [ __ ] are holding black people bet I know it's confusing to your white friends but there is a difference see my parents mix down the line you see that or else I'm a semi albino somebody messed in my family look at these thin lips I hate him I can hardly taste barbecue cement black people are taught to love but I find it hard to love midgets that's the only thing I hate it's a goddamn [ __ ] all of them I'll give it color they all hate them all is a standing order at the door they're uni maitre d no [ __ ] midgets I mean see I don't know what about midges rounds neighbors you know I look up at you like hey he won't simply get out of my way little short [ __ ] I can't kick as high as I used to but I put my foot into midgets ass don't getting in the round yeah I don't know then you try to be nice to meet you stand and converse with them they standing there breathing on your fly I don't like that I don't about to breathe on my fly unless they serious show you do let's pause here a moment they drink a toast to human beings around the world and what makes them laugh but first is [ __ ] water did you ever get drunk and go home and sit on a toilet and throw up in the face bowl Hey you thought no one knew did you I've been drunk Annette I sat in the baseball and threw up in a toilet no kidding I came back a half-hour later to put some cold water on before head and I reached down into Facebook they got damn I don't remember eating then he knows lady you don't have to explain in the Le that's good you're married that's better yeah I think if you your love you don't need license you need linen you really in love you need garlic shut up then if you don't like each other pack up I got married [ __ ] up I'm at a Korean pretty maybe so I married the enemy because I'm American law Betty I think if you can't beat him good [ __ ] him I'm going home tonight and do my part for America I'm [ __ ] into me thank you that's so nice yes pity this you were darker a toast English humor the gentleman should never argue with a lady is it [ __ ] Chinese humor Confucius a crowded elevator smell different to [ __ ] African humor what do you get from the elephant's trunk to six-foot buggers Mexican humor why does it have hair around it to keep me from looking like a taco did you - I mean a couple now you have to overhead sideways with a meet don't fall out yes I got it that's wait laughs that's why I love to see girls laugh like they enjoy life because it's rough out there how you darling look like my face right at you Evelyn another toast miscellaneous what is a sardine sardine is a little fish it smells like a finger you never know what goes over you but the difference between meat and fish hard to beat you fish there's good Hey look a butyl cigarette relation has what's wrong have you spoken 42 years I don't have accounts and I probably have someone eat cancers ass up a lot of people worry about their diet so they can live your meaning they give up cottage cheese and applesauce livering begging him any more potatoes finished he quit he noticed of sugar and butter lard just so they can live in that dumb you don't feel like a goddamn fool in a hospital dying for nothing you hate to laugh right out loud don't you virgin I'll take my my wife earlier I forgot you know she'll be 15 years 15 months now for ring when I get ringing oops yes me when I get ringing when I get ring I'd say soon as I step out this [ __ ] tub you get ring I ain't taking no [ __ ] all no foreigners Seattle American I was born here my father was born here his father was born here his father was brought here but fishing too close to the river in Africa that's his black ass right above the show come on [ __ ] goddamn in North Carolina that's way things happen for you yeah I could have been a king maybe knows it's like you know handing out Africa I mean when they were marching people started screaming in the suburbs back to Africa with them back to back by the way who [ __ ] I never Africa don't send me homes in East st. Louis Missouri 4461 in right top floor Africa where loudly like standing in jungle with segments $50 mohair soon as an alligator shoes that's not hunting garb I'm here all the way and I kept a lot of things in the country had I've been a politician I could have been my grandfather Redd Foxx the first one the first black politicians in Mississippi I ran for the border and made it when he broke his stride he was in Quebec I mean loo busy a lot of things took a lot of whites today 1978 think like people talk bad but you fail to stop realize my friends at Southern Lights told Africans English think about that a moment see I advocate there's nothing about this year no huh yawn doing wrong and get it in a row and swanny not Africa and southern writer Tony said no boys goddamn it I didn't day you get that there I do you get down with over young uh-huh now chunk it over here boy I took it Africans a movie Lula which means chunk that chick yourself and [ __ ] you you're rednecks on a [ __ ] you ain't missing nothing you and your mama both kiss my black ass but if you don't understand African you get lost you got a is that dress on backwards Jesus the baby will never go hungry I hate big titties now they slow you down [Applause] see my nice guy some of your folks I might never prove it to in here let me scratch away for you we had a sign out front say XXX rated show that's what it is that's why you put that up XXX rated show that means what's been happening now you knew that so those who have been looking for me Jesus knows you're crooked Christian asses in here you heard a song you can't hide he can see through this ceiling like Clark Kent knows in here he sees you in your motel room laying up there buck naked with some superb freak he sees you he recognizes the back of your head and he knows you're not bobbing for apples because that's November thank hey here's some story this lady called doctor she said doctor she said I hate to take it this but you're giving me the wrong harmless pills I've said this is lawyer Samson see that couldn't make a mistake like that I'm 47 years in the business I couldn't do that she said listen man you gave me the wrong hormone pills she thought to say well how do you know I gave your own hormone business oh well I got hair growing down my chest she's a doctor say well how far down is it growing she's dead down to my dick if you have kids I don't have any kids myself yeah Holly you folks you folks are married aren't you children how many three children insert your mother-fucking that's right she's a mother three times did you [ __ ] you I bet you never thought you land on the black dude called your mother butter and that's beautiful things are changing around the country no kiddin that I feel about myself and you tried ban roll-on take on that I lied your pocket enjoy yourself I'm about as ridiculous bought me my first impression Eskimo going to toilet state it was two buddies there's two good buddies one guy he was the practical joker so he bought one those rubber dolls you know it's elevated upon those doors maybe you got one and you blow him up me life-sized down you know you put a little grease on him and he bought when he's down grease it and putting his bed he could put the cup over and called his buddy see man I gotta check off his g2 lights for me I can't can't handle about myself he said hurry on over here before he could hang up the phones but it's coming throws away she said she's in the bedrooms but it went in the bedroom was in the bedroom about one minute he came back outside he said man where did you meet her he said god damn anybody said what happened he said man what a friend I bit her on the neck and she farted and floated out to him [Applause] well these are necessary you know that's why when I met your religion I mentioned the Lord but he was wonderful the Lord created the fart he created the fight then put a smell in it so the Deaf could enjoy if you were up here you see some of the faces no yes the word fight I mean he'll that's nothing to be upset about I mean think that remember soul around here just party you know that kid was getting I don't you they do just black meat again I must be black like a knife I was born same loser he's wake up but- my knife on round black a lot of white say they want to be black now yeah we've been back all the time I never heard him wonder if you call us Negro son of a [ __ ] there's always a black son of a [ __ ] win it so make up your [ __ ] mind white friends what are we [ __ ] I'm black cause people are colors black white yellow brown and red there's no Negro in the crayon box that was heavy with you so she'll come in I got a drop one in every nine in because I am back see [ __ ] are superstitious you can tell the difference so you [ __ ] believe in ghosts grab his feet and black cats I'm black I don't even own that [ __ ] if I see a ghost imma cut it they totally fine semi it goes they throat cut won't be no more goes you couldn't make it I gotta put a sheet on say booth no we're cool cook clamoring me went to check the boat tablecloth and and rabbit's feet [ __ ] I got a rabbit's foot be lucky when the rabbit lost it they do not finish it [ __ ] that damn foot with claws on the Tagus suit up get the body where the media is and wrap some greens asleep dead runs and feed your children flip and black cats you'll kill your whole family in the station wagon ducking of that cat I run right over there Jerez I'm not gonna wreck my $84,000 Rolls Royce oh no 6-inch cat as bad arithmetic way I figure it 84,000 goes over six one time with nothing left over the cat lovers hate me but [ __ ] man people need dogs today see when a burglar come to your home and here's you know yeah break right in get your Doberman that meows then you got yourself something so can I love animals myself but only thing I don't like rats you turn around every night in Ueno dream leader look up at me seen you before when you killed overseas I never marched you never saw me marching did you cause it's hard for a man to get out then margin there's somebody run into a crowd pop him upside the head with an axe handle and all these boys do it later and harm we shall overcome as a she I don't want to overcome I go crazy [Applause] let's leave it like it is it's my fifth pack today my business I'll leave you with something friend of mine quit smoking got killed by tobacco truck ran over to clean lungs like me I'm a war veteran I was there we in service I was a hero I don't want to mention it but you forced it out of me as a hero who do you think they named the foxhole after Hoover I was there I backed up so far in one battle I bumped into a general he said why are you running as in I'm running because I cannot fly you [ __ ] kidney it's tough in the service we were there when you well you lived in it don't lie huh see a lot of people lie about when you're coming in twiddling your thumbs stockmarket doing bad I know you're into big money I can tell a big door when I see it it's like he's staying poor people always looking at you like they want something another thing I don't like I don't give a goddamn old people don't enjoy me because you're not gonna be fans long anyway [Applause] but hey it's a look kid when it was in school the teacher asked all the kids in school she said I want you kids give me a sentence using the word definitely so little girl subs a teacher this guy is definitely blue she said no miss no Maryann [ __ ] when strong pliable clouds fill the sky it's not definitely blue she's around her little girl said teacher the grass is definitely green she said no Joan when the Sun shines down hot on the grass just Browns it's not definitely green so little boy stood up said teacher yeah a son but see she said yes Billy what is it he said teacher ma'am you know saving you when you break wind does it have a lump in it he said no Billy he said well I have definitely [ __ ] I don't look at me the kid said it little bitty white kid oh I want to mention something else about right saying that we all look alike when there's absolutely wrong white friends carry your own burden it's not black people they look alike it's you they look alike all they all are just white look around the room are they all alike but look at us the chocolate rainbow black people all different colors that walnut burnt almond chocolate chocolate mocha pecan vanilla yellow mellow light bright and damn their life did you see that you know Lena Horne don't look like Esther all's that clip beautiful I can handle it yeah I named my second wife I never get her wait 62 pounds when we got married 62 pounds seven years later 310 310 pounds I stopped speaking to her she walked in the house and I said she thought I loved it because when she got into bed I rolled toward her I like to shake it so bad that's good some people just hate to have fun yummy they do just come out mad for some reason no nice-looking couple over there that's good a brothers expecting to hit gold because we gotta sing them see that's the diversion yeah or whatever you call it continuity knowledge I go to college I knew I wasn't going to college I'm gonna get in high school didn't matter to me cause they were teaching unkept me now little boy blue come blow your horn she you'll break your neck trying to blow your you want your horn blown you need a friend and other $40 well well well my [ __ ] fell in the well I could drown without 15 I was in the whale baby head first you ever go to well maybe we don't sing this tune that everyone knows you at school all of you remember row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream we're gonna sing that together no solos just blend on the downbeat row row row your boat gently down the on television once more all the good-looking people's babies fell over here please don't sing during the good-looking people sir yeah over there singing look like somebody's [ __ ] this day now let's try this again only this time just the ladies [Music] men row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream now you others come on now I know it proud of this size got to be one [ __ ] in here well yeah baby bend over I gotta do well I guess in the closet hey somebody else that wanted me to do you have to sit be a bridge good yeah though the hell happened oh you do that's good Suzu to hold I mean two girls are talking I wanna mess that was a these smoke when you finish those they I don't know I never looked I see is beautiful as you like children yeah both of us got knives so [ __ ] draw you want to do another tune I know you all noticed my own composition it's a love song it seems to be recorded by Frank Sinatra it's called I love you darling if you never have any cash money in your pocket book during your entire life in this world but I won't be with you darling if you never have any cash money in your pocket book during your entire life in this world or anywhere else you might go with nothing because I don't need nobody help me do bad I can starve to death by myself sweetheart so try and forget me and always remember that I love you lower than any woman I've ever known in my life because that night I went up your house and got drunk and fell out on the couch we went to sleep you didn't mention under money was left in my wallet because you must have known deep down in your heart if Ida came to and found some of my hard-earned money gone I went home I got a two-by-four and I've been soaking in motor oil since 1939 I came back to searching failure if I found you anywhere on earth with any portions of my money in your bag and I took my crazy to buy for knowing that it wouldn't break band or splinter and try to keep your skull in rigid blues BB King my good - hey brother is that a gold tooth in your mouth don't you go together with a gold dudes on the negative digging mine in your face [ __ ] tried to rob me in New York three months ago can you imagine that [ __ ] don't stick up a black man when that dumb [ __ ] don't rob Zorro this [ __ ] jumped out to a lead didn't have a gun a pipe or a brick all he knew was karate jumped out answers to stick-up I got a black belt as a legal needed to lower your black ass in the ground I want to meet you going to heaven that's important to me go into heaven religion is weird I was a Catholic I spoke Latin phonetically but it was weird you go into heaven and they lower you in the ground if you go and help them look you're a stir balloon take you're not air they got facilities now but I need gravy I'll be condominiums let people good meal not I mean do you know what I mean I could have been a preacher nice diamond ring you got there Rufus have a beautiful tan my goodness even do you could go to get all by yourself hi yellow hi yellow and everything yummy hey I want to plug my latest album in my only album in the last 15 years I'm gonna make another different sales no have a album called you got to wash your eggs and if you that if you don't have it please buy one and mail it to your home anonymously so your mate can hear it because it's important to know about hygiene you remember Black lang how easy they forget nobody it's so true you got to wash eggs you can the charm pits go a couple of days maybe but not Jace how could you tell somebody I love you darling knowing in your heart you haven't watched your age and another thing men stop wearing white shorts white shorts can wreck your marriage you love a failure romance white shorts no why because every watch day all of your white shorts got a brown stain in the seat no wife don't want that [ __ ] driving her crazy man everyone stays she's down there talking to washing machines grown man [ __ ] his pants everything 49 years those dish in his [ __ ] back friends don't do that to her please don't do that to your lady get you some Browns booklet that shorts and then I search for the spot but never again white shorts another thing is important when you've been out of the street for five six hours you can't go home and jump right in the bed you got to hit that thing with the washcloths they've been walking going to toilet in the restaurant back do we call it again on the elevator in the cab in the club in the toilet in the club back in the cab up steps you got to hit that thing with the white cloth don't lay down dry anymore come to bed damp only Euell Gibbons would eat in dry bush country and fellas jump in a hot shower and wash them wild hickory nuts and you cucumber for you unfortunates your gherkin but don't lay down and dry again because when you get on those covers dry you get to make it love it gets hotter than those covers you can start sweating your arms pitch time yes nuts and everything gets a sweating funk begins to grow see [ __ ] bills and those conditions is to be turning this spinning pretty you got a [ __ ] typhoon under the covers you humping increasing you roll-off gotta catch your breath good cover settle back down and push it all that [ __ ] out the air to the covers ooh honey get your raincoat I think it's shittin oh no it's you know your lucky day Oh watch ass and you folks here Thank You life for coming win some money while your Las Vegas see you next time thank you very much [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] you [Music]

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Length: 46min 5sec (2765 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 03 2018

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I call them African Americans. I don't know what you call 'em.

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Chris Rock influence at 13:45