r/HolUp - I wish... WTF

disclaimer oh hello it is me your average swedish neighbor who isn't click where could he be it would be a shame if someone were to capture the plushie when it's least expecting it at the time of this video you can get one for yourself get it in the description now it's really it's really nice i really like it check this out it has like a little tie it has a little tail it will totally haunt your dreams so you should get yours today link down below wow what a sales pitch amazing well good evening ladies and gentles you smell amazing today trust me i know today we're gonna do memes or slash hold up which is like la la strolling down street smack you're not strolling anymore you're just rolling down the cliff wishing that the rolling lasts even longer because this video is so good enjoy and if you do enjoy feel free to sub channel channel sub forbes why pakistan should be on every solo female traveler's bucket list did human trafficking write this duh oh i just got kicked out of a flat earth facebook group because i asked if the six foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet honestly one dream of mine is that i just want to get a bunch of funded cash give it to a group of flat earthers and say hey here's some funds find the edge and then we just make it like a video documentary of it that would be amazing the title could be finding the edge or flattening the curve it really keeps you on the edge of your seat ooh or slash ask reddit your task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds what do you do how strict are the sexual harassment policy not strict the best part with this in that job interview is that the interviewer suddenly just reaches down under the desk and like oh wouldn't you like to know it's like okay garnier ultimate planned hand restoring cream maybe this will work nothing's happening ah oh man maybe the scream will help me maybe the scream can lend a hand ah oh don't fall over microphone please i promise you the puns are here to stay okay there's nothing you can do about it the first things our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining he then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted this two weeks notice what the you should be thankful though like you didn't have to do anything else he just came and fixed the bug and left unusual queen if men are agreeing with you you said something stupid you were absolutely right splendid a baby boy born without pp an extremely rare case exact same thing happened to my sister oh what a what a coincidence apple music what are you guys listening to spotify oh ding ah lovely engage yay kidding i'll die world x-tube oh what the [ __ ] oh god that is so dark does he ever actually get out of the thing and rescue the princess 2015 second year rookie police officer 2020 sixth year detective cid i sell drugs at this address well do you have the right to remain attractive well i'm a little bit tired well it looks like you need a rest there is one person who is seven times more likely to kill you compared to everyone else yourself not if i kill him first oh establish dominance over yourself you hear that click don't get any ideas oh what ideas would that be you know what i mean how i wish i could fly la la la ham sandwich please dreams fulfilled with a twist this is the kind of thing that happens when you are just making a deal with the devil i wish i can fly well you'll fly as a corpse sandwich what's the difference between the toilet paper and the curtain i don't know so it was you dear god at least it's close to the shower so you can wash it off right oh maybe that's what shower curtains are used for right it's like it's like a reusable toilet paper ah recycling complete your meal with a mega jog only for 299 and kfc will donate one dollar to juvenile diabetes research foundation found these infinity stones my sister's drawer hell yeah sanus used this oh snap divorce selfie yay wife looks really happy my god i i'm just gonna take a gander here a guess a piece a piece of a piece of speculation to who actually uh filed for the divorce and i i think i think it's the dude what do you mean i can't turn myself in and get the money breaking news arrested after calling crime stopper man tries to turn himself in for award money honestly would that work like would that work as an idea hey if you turn yourself in we'll just slide a bit of money into your account and whenever you get out or have done your punishment you have a bit of cash for maybe that would just encourage crime though i can just do a minor crime how to survive a bear attack if it's brown lie down if it's black fight back if it's white chill cause you're right cops be like oh that's kind of edgy but bear with me yeah no wonder sally was in love with mcqueen oh yes tickle my gas pipe is that like an exhaust pipe thing in the car's universe is that like oh god i don't want to think about that this couple went to gym together for six months did the guy wait outside i mean honestly yeah one of them did definitely uh more progress than than the other one what that that is so odd my uh saluting pee-pee my oversized hoodie the entire school lol this is why my gf wears oversized hoodies wait wait oh wake the frick up samurai couple goals nobody will notice oh dear god you are gonna burn in hell so hard but that is so good jesus that's such a good life hack oh my god oh i'm genuinely amazed at this success watch where's my watch i sewed myself in again when your cat is secretly a fifth dimensional elder god ah well that's not even a surprise it's just our slash i'm sorry jon but in real life cats really are little devils and we love them for it upvote if you had at least one of these so yeah crippling depression today's today what's your last meal request ah hey suckers one up that's amazing maybe they just do it again though i don't know is it [Laughter] just play dead afterwards i guess or do you respawn somewhere else that would be even more op oh my god if you have more than one life and it's like oh no no no snippety snobbity splat and then you just respawn back home again what an amazing life hack hashtag black widow is scheduled to drop in theaters exactly three months from today black widow dropped in theaters two years ago smack was end game two years ago oh my god i'm getting old so quickly does time travel the same speed for you guys when you are dead you don't know that you're dead it's a pain only for others it's the same thing when you're stupid yup which is why it's nice to be stupid high five fellow stupids ah yes indeed live life on everyone else's expense 2012 2015 bruh lost his weight and writes pita cows are friends not food name one cow you're friends with your mom i mean i i think we can have our own opinions about peta itself but this credit for credit is due nobody move with a hostage gets it oops oh no oh the hostage is super happy look at that that's how you make money all get hostage and if you if you don't get shot you get it what if you first read that as horror members we are probably already friends ah who remembers we're all damaged we're all so incredibly damaged hi i'm a second grade teacher trying to show my students how quickly a post can go viral and change lives if this photo gets 10 000 likes i will kill them this just gives me some star wars vibes sir what are you doing here zing lightsaber more like seeing the light at the end of the tunnel is that even a joke i can't tell anymore i've been in quarantine too long when you meet his family and his dad says he's seen you before but can't remember where oh so silly no it's from mistake spider-verse 23 miles more else can do that peter parker can't one hug his parents it's not even anything relevant to what the movie is about it's just like a sad fact number one this photograph i took of this bird in sunset looks so peaceful am i high or does that bird look like a rabbit on skis in the middle of a long jump oh it does phone ringing boss why the hell aren't you picking that up and me i always answer on the third ring it makes me seem cooler boss pick it up me rolling eyes fine picks up phone 911 what's your emergency you can't be needy boss god you gotta let our customers know that we are in limited demand jesus that's so dark everyone superman's disguise is dumb how people around him can't notice him henry cavill no one recognizing superman henry cavill was standing by a movie billboard it's called like cdi cgi and stuff studio lightning i don't care if you are latino black or normal we're all equals you get a long life normal remember little foot oh that was the best shite ever this is him now feel old yet yes he's like 100 million years old well you know little timmy if you don't behave we'll put little foot in the car and use it to drive to grandma's no damn please don't oh my god yeah they call it racing your kids one dead dinosaur at a time what the hell is wrong with this there we go thank you when you see the homeless guy vaccinating himself for the third time this week oh there is no way you can make the showing off middle finger even more offensive people on the internet yay edginess woo make sure you wear gloves so you don't cut yourself on that edgy in 1985 a black bear found and ate 15 million dollars worth of cocaine i i thought my chunky cat was expensive this is a whole different level there was probably about a five minute window before he died when he was the most dangerous apex predator on any freaking continent cocaine bear no matter how poor you think you are if you have a family you have no chance of getting out of poverty yay love is free except that it's not why use google when jesus has all the answers smiling okay so jesus what forced cross-dressing tropica hentai do you recommend unity another karagami that was pretty good thank you jeezy boy i really appreciate it the perfect cop doesn't a cop that doesn't see race just shoots everyone no lives matter gotham city news okay seems about right that's like video game logic the world the war is the only place to shoot a gun america hey give a little credit to our public schools naughty hob happy birthday oreo we love to be creamed as much as you do let's take this to the amps so that's what the mystery flavor was last year why do people use the phrase i slept like a baby does that mean you woke up every two hours shot your pants and cried crying yourself to sleep is one thing crying yourself awake is just mwah go find the eggs happy easter everyone i hope you found your eggs ah hi bird it's me ralph what are you doing nothing ralph just killing time don't be a foolpart you can't kill time time kills you oh that's just a move though 25th of september 2017. i i really like you will it be my gf are you there sorry i have a boyfriend he has cancer i want to accompany him in his last three years i am really sorry i didn't know 20 20. is he dead now smooth like sandpaper why i season my cutting board not my steak why i do my teacher not my homework vaccinated finally i can stop using condoms are you suggesting children are a disease on this world my husband and son were getting competitive while playing smash bros he said i freaked your mom and my son replied i've been deeper insider than you ever will be i i can't even family goals wholesome family focus on me camera don't don't don't don't be a coward if you're saluting pp lasts more than six hours call doctors congratulations whoo party time when you're above 30 you know you take the small wins that you can get usually if you mess up in front of dad he just throws whatever he's got in your hands at you good time to screw up on newspaper bad time to screw up this is so bad you have an abusive person you live with well here's how you get smacked less that's horrible i want to get wasted wake up early anticipate a productive day stay hydrated take a multivitamin exercise day drink well take the multivitamin with some multi-two day drinking whoo ma'am your husband's will states he wished to be buried with his parents ashes yes i'll make the arrangements come out wherever you are husband wishes oh oh god oh jesus well they really asked for it man this funera's funeral is lit well why was this mevo creating little girls in his basement childhood why must you be so destroyed may i have a plastic bag already inside you know pollution isn't all bad sometimes in the food store just it just gives a little bit of a shortcut in your in your lively endeavors me at a certain point in the relationship you get to a point where you've seen your partner's bottle more times than they have themselves and i think there's something beautiful in that priest um the bride has also chosen to ride her own vows well this is something i can really get behind i hit a deer while driving home oh no are you okay wait did you say that'd get weird oh dear you know what they say about guys with big feet big peepee you know what they say about guys with big cars smile peepee oh god no i just saw it jesus christ that time when you go to the store and like hey there person in the store do you have any any any jeans with a third leg for my third leg ah how sucking pee pee one time make me gay if i cook one time am i a freaking chef oh to prove he was home alone i would like to present my clients internet search history from that evening i would rather just confess to the murderer ah the mood when you've been watching a bit too many the click videos yes indeed i hate lazy people why we didn't even do anything if we could eat wolverine's body every time it regenerates so he would solve world hunger he's out of line but he's right that's just the norse mythology the piggy in valhalla that they just eat and they leave a small piece and the pig grows back the next day wolverine is basically just a reiteration of the valhalla piggy an italian is forced to watch the first time pineapple is added to a pizza brooklyn new york 1924. that's right yep with the times there is no pizza without pineapple change my mind you can't ah well i know you'll bite off my head soon but that was nice only females do that though what a twist get to live another day isn't that just beautiful couple goals is that what they say when they say giving head well ladies and gentlemen this video i seriously do hope that you enjoyed it if you didn't leave it and i will see you in the next video take care

Channel: The Click

Views: 258,434

Rating: 4.9846201 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: kEjY3yuT7WQ

Length: 15min 55sec (955 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 16 2021