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day 360 in quarantine the dogs have still not noticed i have killed one of their friends and infiltrated their ranks well good evening ladies losses and lassos and welcome to click i hope you're doing down the fine delicious today because you do look daddy finally so welcome to our slash hold up where we have memes that go kind of like whoo but then the caboose and that is basically the theme of our lives enjoy and if you enjoy this video consider subscribe to google you can be scooper to do your videos notification finger i just typed finger with my finger xd child slave what oh i'm just kidding get it cause kid like child warning these brownies are for giggles some have laxative some have pot eat one give it 30 minutes you'll know which one is which i'll just take two of each thank you very much amazing saturday uh so my lesbian costume and her partner got me this for christmas it's pretty nice and all i don't want to sound ungrateful oh it's a rolex just wow but it's not what i meant when i said i want to watch a fellow culture a lot of naughty boys and girls this year increased production by 300 percent yes elves get the coal mine for all the naughty children that's right children for every time you're naughty and get cold for christmas one elf dies christmas just get a hold of a lot darker you know in swedish we have the saying like which means like put on a coal which means go faster r ask askreddit what you do when your intruder alarm goes off i get out and try the next house and jenny taro hiv positive age 39 occupation blood donor i have so many questions first of why don't you get tested before you become a blood donor secondly how is that your occupation are you a full-time blood donor you got one of those mad max things going with it just stirring you up like like a permanent blood bag of what brought you to florida i went to kennedy space center to become an astronaut but the scientists were not very supportive they just said things like you are not qualified and why are you naked and i can't catch him he's covered in baby oil isn't that what astronauts do though how to make my day oh my god i thought that was a bunch of garlic girls like romantic stuff and what else to make them cry out of joy than garlic dry it at your loved one i am not responsible for consequences only the good ones if my girl ever cheats on me i'll tie her to a chair and make her watch me have the naughties with the man she cheated on me with [Laughter] suddenly gay it's a bonus it really is a bonus like well you you're obviously kind of eh so i'm just gonna go with this one instead when you visit your workplace on your off day oh my god i remember i did something like that i was in town and i went to my office just to go to the bathroom because i still had access it's like i don't want to use a public bathroom i just go to my office and that's that's what it felt like hello there i am unchained by all of this garbage i'm just here to do the pee pee poo poo me i can explain girlfriend you freaked my sister me or sister oh oh this just had a twist on many levels keep the best genes within the family y'all tips from clacky clooky wookie snooki farm sanctuary turkeys are bright social animals who enjoy being pet just ask demi lovato oh look at that it's so it's a borb oh it's self made yeah whoa this picture speaks a thousand words oh i'm preggo and there's a there's a truck like like she's carrying things just like a truck is that like the thirst you get filled with that optimus slime okay i see what happened there i see what happened there the quote of the day don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it unknown i am 14 and this is fleet well time to drop off the kids at the orphanage and they're like 17 years old a good app can change your life all the masculine men and every anime one of me cat girls are ruining my life and discord created them yeah my neighbor really loves christmas look how many trees he has is this the forest isn't it is it just a forest it's hard to see but i think it's just what wake up people it's time for school hey that's how furries are made look at that yum why love one but eat the other oink oink yes vegans why we have flowers and salad not gonna lie i recently shifted to a vegan diet and i love it vegans taste so fresh you become what you eat if you want to go vegan eat a vegan change my mind sayings don't lie girls have a hard time choosing where to eat because the last time they chose they doomed all of humanity oh i see more like saved humanity how boring would it be to be the guard of eden more like god of boring suck everyone just embrace super hell by the way if you haven't checked it out i have a vip tickets to hell in the description in my in my merch store they only cost 666 uh check it out now if you want to when you unplug all the noisy beeping machines in the hospital then everyone starts sleeping better why do i fix everything i touch oh my it's very good sleep so so good you'll never wake up i'm feeling overwhelmed take a deep breath very good now hold it don't stop holding it it will all be over soon oh yeah it's kind of like that i stubbed my toe oh just bring me your legs yeah i do math math english technology and science history you should do math too and also become a super buff furry apparently this school has some interesting morals what's wrong with comment his wife snuck out to vegas and blew 50 bucks oh oh i see what happened here cause uh a male can be called a buck in that species and and if you blew 50 bucks mean you blew 50 males and he's sad because relationship got torn to shreds in this christmas time my phone your uber has arrived me who already got into the uber i had this happen once not in a creepy way but the wrong uber picked me up and he didn't double check the name because the other uber was calling me at the time and i hopped in the other car and he was like yeah yeah welcome let's go like uh you're driving the wrong way and it took us like five minutes to figure out like wait aren't you going here like no i told you where i'm going like oh you're in the wrong car and drove me back and dropped me off and i ended up paying for the both ubers they build me for both ubers both the wrong one and the correct one amazing work uber uber bad played red dead redemption with the eight-year-old sister all she did was walk around skating animals and giggling when she killed a prostitute asked why she couldn't skin her ultimate equality i skin everyone equally how do you wrap your nintendo 64 controller over the shoulder crisscross sidesladdle you just stole my starry mario party the best use of asserting your control of the situation get it because it's like a controller inserting looks like you had a hard day it was only average oh i see because it's like uh six inches cause me asking for a family discount everyone else in the stripper club but it's a family family business huh beware of falling deer leopards conceal their unfinished food in the top of trees wow okay just start walking with your family and just half eat the freaking deer carcasses oh timmy look at that santa brought you bonus shoot for the moon and if you miss your frozen corpse will be a monument to your failure but you would just freeze to death on the moon too it's not like it's better it's just what do you pick girlfriend is so sweet just something to take from a job interview today good luck oh it's the it's it's the casting couch i get it i've seen the medium side kids available in store that's a pretty outdated concept is that i was today years old when i realized this is a hooker oh dear god toy story why it's a weird universe when you become an adult a lot of questions about the movies you watch as the kids don't leave you with satisfying answers daddy won't santa burn himself if he comes down the chimney you're right sweaty let's put the fire out no leave it on i have been a naughty kid and i'm getting cold for christmas that's right freaking coalified burned santa yeah that's my call for christmas take that santa for not giving me the fire truck i wanted the irony and now you're burning oh wait did you draw a pee pee on my face when i was sleeping yes although i do have to say that you drew it pretty well thank you i traced it wake up snowman nursery everybody in the truck out happy holidays get vegan snow today that's not made of snowmen in a farm what darlington budget round table for three you we will shoot your kid why does it look so happy i'm guessing it's like a like a vaccine thing but santa stop i am genuinely jealous of people who don't know the struggle of having a long-distance relationship with someone i can relate you have no idea how bad it sucks not being able to see the girl i'm in love with because the judge said i'm not allowed to be with a hundred thousand feet of her i don't think that's the normal concept of long distance i just gave a homeless man a hundred dollars because he said he needs to take a train home i really hope he goes home and doesn't do something else you dumb if he's homeless how's it gonna take a train home idiot i have a phd do i want to be called doctor hell yes i do when the pilot asks if a doctor on board i raise my hand every time then i solve an equation on the heart attack a victim's chest while everyone yells at me i have killed four men this way and i will kill again dr death me as a kid looking through the window and watching my imaginary hero during parkour wee my dad horrified at the man chasing our car at 90 miles per hour what the [ __ ] it's like terminator 2 the liquid boy yeah i don't think it's a run run i am convinced that carol bass can murder her husband finally an expert has weighed in oh jason oh okay okay so yeah that's the um takes one to no one when she says she's out with the girls but her girls are with you oh so sad morty morty she's she's out with me more oh man teacher i'll do anything to pass your course anything anything you want study that's right you grab that big voluptuous book and you cram it all into your brain all that knowledge there's only one thing we're around seeing the nudity knowledge hashtag gay lesbian hashtag bisexual all the gay hashtags are rainbows now watch kissing the homies goodnight see it's not gay no no he uh he has a point i'm disappointed i mean i'm oh okay monkeys can learn to use money scientists target capuchin to exchange silver disks for trees a few weeks into the experiment the monkeys began budgeting for foods they liked they started buying food when the price dropped and even started gambling eventually rich monkeys figured out they could pay each other for the naughties that's the monkey me the earth isn't flat a flat earther correct me huh flat earthers it's shaped like an italian car me what fiat darthur you read my name wrong didn't you the one and only true science if beauty and the beast teach that's one thing it's that looks don't matter as long as you keep her locked up long enough if you just delete all the options you know theoretically if i was the last man in the world or correction if i was the last man in your world see the first covet 19 vaccine given to and we ain't like other triplets yay wtf matter already shot that chick two times every life has worth a moo oink oink splash blush quack quack their precious lives knock me off holds fish out of water natural environment in the sweat of my palm i want what they have they have matching like matching each other's face are you saying you want to wear human face slippers yes recycling sometimes you meet someone and know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them oh amen supergirl has bulletproof skin bulletproof skin bulletproof skin how did you do that grandpa explaining to me how i can't be gay because the bible forbades it me waiting to explain to him how jesus was gay too because he was nailed by a bunch of guys i want a girlfriend for christmas so you're telling me that an old man in a red suit and beard kidnapped your daughter yeah that's kind of the dark side of the coin right think about what you wish for [Laughter] four to five people enjoy gang beatings oh no it's kind of wait wait harder daddies i feel so guilty oh it's kind of a hole up but also a hole up hold up i love myself some double hole ups honey i think i'm ready for a bobby oh my god stacy you made me the happiest man ever do you think he'll like sports does that mean when they make babies they bone hey honey i bought you some sexy stockings maybe you could put them on and dominate me stick him up give it give me a pan your mom is gay which one block my doctor said i should touch myself whenever i feel like it no he said you could have a stroke at any time same thing stacy nigerian man dies and authorities find a 27 billion in his apartment he had been trying to give it all away for 15 years but no one would return his emails don't you feel like a fool now you could have bought all the pokemon cards with that money my god so many first edition charizards this is john john wears a mask whenever he goes outside to do some holiday shopping be like john give me an excuse for christmas how santa gets gifts after all the elves have succumbed to the coal mines i gotta pee i want to drink something warm looks like a dog have something to gain here oh you know it's kind of two birds one stone perfect time to end this video amazing if you enjoyed this video and down below in the description comments and i hope you have an amazing day in the next video take care beautiful human

Channel: The Click

Views: 514,277

Rating: 4.9715815 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: r6749lI72-c

Length: 14min 43sec (883 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 28 2020