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disclaimer yay it's a surprise tool that will help us later oh boy well good evening lottie's losses and losses and welcome to clay i hope you're doing dandy finalicious today because you deserve it today we're gonna look at r slash hold up which is memes that take you down a nice little path and it's like there is no path it's gone uh so i do hope you enjoy this beautiful video and if you did subscribe crab whatever susan stalked by reddit ask for our hot sauce horseradish or cocktail sauce and if you zoom hot doors is this some different hell stuff you can't do this and not realize it i freaked your mom last night you idiot not cool man she killed herself sorry man i didn't know after seeing your tiny pp oh death by disappointment it is uh it is a thing i can relate what ah why am i stuck forget fake ids teens are dressing up as mask wearing grandmas to score alcohol i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine you're not supposed to be inspired by and also hor you walk into the store why the long face it's a horse can you pick up a card on your way home my co-worker's husband just got deported adios what is wrong with you oh but why does the dog look so happy what is this meant to be used for initially anyway hey if you're not gay my friend thinks you're cute here's her number if you're gay here's mine bloodtwist both are the same numbers they were roommates if it was back in the 90s when we had phones connected to the walls nowadays i have no clue what this means i use ice cream to persuade my kids into taking their medicine i'll try that how's the ice cream toby it was poisoned you'll be gone soon oh look here is the antidote to save you from a long and painful death ah parenting in a nutshell yes indeed timmy now you're prepared for all the tribulations of the world it's kind of a toxic parenting get it because toxin is like poisons i was watching pixar souls with my five-year-old nephew and when they got to the part with the unborn souls in the great before he said i remember that place all the adults just gasped and said what and then he said yeah they showed it in the trailer the great before movie trailers how do we stop pollution regulations fines tell dudes their pps are getting smaller because of it [Music] human peepees are shrinking because of pollution honestly i think that would work ladies and gentlemen we solved sexism is there any difference between a man and a woman now they taste the same we're all the same on the inside ah that's kind of wholesome right if you skin someone everyone looks the same how we used to take selfies in the 90s hey where's the camera where's there were cameras in all phone booths in the 90s oh okay american school children not american school children oh because they uh they're they they are absorbent right yeah they're absorbing so so so dark do you have a doctor here yes i am what's your specialty i'm a doctor in mathematics my friend is dying minus one solving overpopulation of one doctor at a time i start dating a new girl she becomes convinced i am a serial killer against her better judgment she still wants to hang out with me we go hiking oh you're so corky you will be the death of me hmm sorry to be the bearer of bad news but i'm a bear and your son died because bears can't do surgery there you go go to a hospital that's not managed by bears uh hot tips controversial takes only on the click anyone else having trouble with bears doing drug deals in their backyard well that is just unbearable yay we're going shopping hand and also i i am their shopping assistant just a photo bomb but they are so obsessed with getting the picture right so they can't move his hands are in weird places smile for the picture if this gets one like i'll do what the first reply says commit tax fraud yoshi no domino's mine pizza hut pizza don't forget that you just gave me your address josh mine pizza we've warned you before joshua now you have left us no choice ooh pizza hut who knows where your heart is this little creature looks like your god and that hobo over there looks like yours i have invented a pregnancy test app you downloaded mp on the screen and if the screen gets covered mp you're not allowed to have kids i remember this the same thing as when they said oh if you download this software update your phone will become waterproof there is no hope for the species is it we became the most dominant species to invent some of the most complex devices in this world well it's more complex than any animals have made at least wow click you're so smart anyway so so we do that just to completely botch everything tonight luck be in the air tonight well i i definitely asked that answer horribly wrong what's something that feels british but isn't the contents of the british museum a new study shows marrying your first cousin is not as bad as it seems of course keep the best jeans with the family if your family does not look like the recycling symbol how are you even iterating better genes over time iteration processes please don't take advice from me ever i have a phd pretty huge i don't say it i'm leaving a pretty huge dolphin i just wanted to show her my dolphin healthy habits daily countdown 9 000 steps eight hours of sleep seven glasses of water six minutes of meditation five servings of fruit and veggies four breaks stretching and mental five meals and three healthy snacks two sacrifices in the name of dark lord one session of exercise and with that you had to get yourself this was how physicians used to hear lung and heart sounds before lanak invented stethoscope doctors over centuries never forgave lanak for his discovery and that's why he's dead why do so many murderers bury victims in their own backyards not everyone has a trunk or space or gas money to drive way out of the middle of nowhere to drop their bodies check your privilege we're all doing the best we can out here we're all doing the best we oh yeah it's a bit of a killer industry yeah tom's diner one side mashed potatoes 299 avon chick tenders basket nine dollars one stupid question 0.30 egg of wasting my time oh the internet has ruined me that was the first thing i thought about when i saw this picture that's the worst internet what have you done to me why do i keep coming on here voluntarily every single day all right i work here now well i have no choice internet you have trapped me in your delicious sticky trap what what us army how has serving impacted you my wife frick 10 guys while i was gone that i'm afraid of fireworks huh if i would freak your mom would we be enemies no would we be friends no what then if we would be even and the plot twist is that these are two brothers enjoy that sweet home alabama if straight people use the eggplant emoji as pee pee do furries used to no i don't know well as safari i can tell you that within all my years i have never seen it being used once i saw it while on discord maybe it's a regional thing it's a regional dialect do we have regional dialects for ppe modes is that a thing the universal language of the human race is beautiful peepee eggplant the statue of jesus in poland provides internet to a village nearby the guy who watches the naughties with the connection satan oh yes indeed you do it through gods phil why do you think people yell oh god it's very much sanctioned don't source check that please watch for children best trade i have ever made well i've been waiting for this market seems like it popped up just in time you better watch no nobody loves you nah it's just confirmation it's so much less pressure when that's the case it's like i hate humanity and humanity hates me back ah mutual love two wrongs make a right so if we both hate each other that means one dose of love minus times minus is plus this collab makes so much sense taco bell scott fiesta street 12 big rolls why do you need extra straight it's not like you're gonna poop acid you know that it was a good taco if it burns twice the world record for biggest gender real party was in 1945 when japan found out that you know they sell a boy gender reveal parties whoever came up with that why is that a thing a pokemon tips when training baby pokemon you can expect to encounter the occasional nighttime accident it's okay that you wet the bed squirtle do you learn to control your water gun soon oh bobby a seed bomb the bed and we'll get this clear seed bomb me i mean see we'll get this cleaned up the flames the smell of burning flesh i couldn't save them i couldn't save my family charger you know what they say gotta sacrifice it all to become a pokemon trainer yes in theater you can just get seed bombed i guess oh my god yes huh it's just an expression satan oh now i know you're in security satan i'm coming for you baby we won the war against kovid the same way we won the war against vietnam it got too expensive so we pretended that it was over if i close my eyes will i be invisible biggest deal goes to my stepdad why is everyone hating me all i did was call him i stepped out of d as typical is this internet people can assume other things i would suggest um developing alternatives to your vernacular before you post next time or if that was the intention we we don't know for sure but it's much more entertaining don't develop a new vernacular this is much more entertaining i asked my daughter to give me a phone book she laughed at me called me a boomer and lent me her iphone so the spider is dead her iphone is broken and my daughter is furious well there you go sometimes boomers has a point wow that's a quote i'm gonna eat up i broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant and she started crying everyone thought i had proposal they started clapping that they get like break your ptsd it's like honey i have to break up with you yeah the perfect movie doesn't develop after losing his parents a priest travels to china where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur at first horrified by this new power a prostitute convinces him to use it to fight crime and ninjas the sentence is done and then just add and ninjas well this movie has like literally everything dude i i just found out that my girlfriend is seeing someone else i i don't know who though what it's a me i am coming to your house to clean out the pipes no mario is so unwholesome he's like a plumber who just does a bunch of shrooms and rescues a princess no more oh that's a bad sign this is why learning correct punctuation is important a dear god kind of kind of changes changes the message a little bit there don't you think dad why are the animals in jail honey this is a zoo seltzer orangutans serving 20 years for tax fraud hot surface do not touch unless you read braille and you just gotta get your fingers up there all nicely so the person who made this sign really hates blind people my girlfriend being mad because i watched the naughties me being mad because she's in the naughties you were in a shelter with the last five remaining humans what would be the worst way to start a conversation so how's the family unless you're gathered with a family repopulate how do you think noah did it it's so funny according to those stories it feels like the human race has had these very condensed parts of humanity where the gene pool is very limited and then just kind of like boo you know first it's adam and eve and then it expands and then everyone dies and then he says two people again like it's very weird a batman's parents oh my god why that is just so dark my dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently because people keep remarking on her size so to cheer her up when she gets home from work i've got her flowers chocolate vine and i'm going to run her nice hot sink nice hot sick okay i want a guy who has an eight and pip and six pack abs i would have gotta make six figures at least six feet i i want a girl i don't know man you're asking for too much yeah i'm probably asking for too much i'll stick with this cow i guess at least you'll have fresh milk in the morning man bruh i'm done y'all my man really cheated on me chris or alex anthony or enrique thren or dylan rick smith guys are ducks why am i so toxic piglet how do you spell love poo you don't spell it you feel it do you feel like a pig squeal for me she no all my childhood just uh look at her she's cute you should take her out are you are you sure yeah man give it a shot i'll do my best i love you dad i love you too ah yes indeed giving it your best shirt why shrek is monster the most diverse movie series of all time body positive gays trans latinos racial commentary interracial marriage commentary on privilege milfs okay yay so happy women's rainbows and stuff realization oh oh i just saw it yeah they have ears and the dog has ears but the mama doesn't so man's best friend with benefits to whoever told me to leave my car at the pub and take the bus home turns out i was in no fit state to drive that either you're too drunk to take the car take the bus cause if it's bigger so if you hit something you're more likely to just plow through not if it's a house though and that's a horrible tip that's really dark don't do that don't drink and drive you're a horrible person if you do i am unvaccinated my superpowers include spreading diseases i don't have do they make these in adult side wait there's no need my wife asked me to pass her lip balm i passed her super glue by mistake she's still not talking to me for two reasons well that's some good marketing oh why is dentistry important because even though he's missing an eyebrow the first thing you notice is his smile oh my god that's so good you can use this to your advantage the other way too if you're very insecure about something else in your face like i think my nose is pretty big for example i can just like pop a tooth and people will look at this instead of this i'm going to be like the world is a better place for me oh you can just redirect people's attention you can manipulate the human mind the power is yours today pull out a tooth finally it took me somewhere expensive oh yes honey oh dear god ah we have a healthy relationship no you literally don't you're you're sick you're literally sick introducing girlfriend to my family me this is my girlfriend janine janine hi wife what the [ __ ] just coming home to family dinner from work just everyone i would like to introduce you to my new girlfriend dad what the [ __ ] why is your cat at school today joey because i heard my daddy tell my mommy i'm gonna eat that once joey leave for school today yeah hmm meanwhile so where is it i'm starving it's like a double hold up it's like oh oh no oh no people people please killing jesus is wrong my child some things must be done we should cage him and keep him alive for his healing qualities and harvest his pee and sweat to make health potions it's gonna turn into like that mad max when he turns into a blonde bag but instills just jesus you're my little potion bag aren't you jesus boy well that is glasses and lassos that's pretty video this is a beautiful video i hope you enjoyed it and i hope to see you here next time take care and you smell amazing

Channel: The Click

Views: 369,833

Rating: 4.9773002 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: Hm8pM5EFtGM

Length: 16min 6sec (966 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 31 2021