r/PlotTwist - GROSS!... oh wait

disclaimer look at this [Music] oh yes this video is sponsored by coke not that one the other one um so welcome to our slash plot twist where nothing is what it seems well good evening lottie's losses and losses and welcome to the click today we're going to look at r plot twist where things are twisty to the way that they don't seem that they are initially and if you enjoy looking at my mustache you can subscribe to the channel it's free and you can always unsubscribe if you get tired see my mustache which is never enjoy your eternity in the hellfire enjoy oh look a parrot girl look a parrot stop copying me stop copying me i love you i watch you jack off to gross japanese every night you don't deserve love you sick pile of garbage why did the parrot turn into an old man wait a second so this means that he says he loves you and he copied that means the parrot is just a just a sadist yes here we see a gentleman may i push your stool in politely asking for anal uh it's just so bad well this is something that i could really get behind but no butts except one this joke really took a dump on itself okay my minecraft dog won't stop following me what a simp you're the simp you gave him bones welcome to my only fans where we feed dogs bones oh god no why do you always do this click what's wrong with you it's better to do a list of the things that's not wrong with me the list is much much shorter doing deadlifts some freaking kid runs around my gym runs into my leg as i'm trying to lock out the lift i drop the bar on the ground loudly tell the kid to piss off his mother shows up angry as frick he tells me to stop lifting around the kids replied that she should keep the kids away from me next day freaking kid is bothering me again when i'm doing chest slam the weights loudly right next to him kid cries tell his mom that i'm scavy then the mom flips out give me a huge rant about what a meathead i am i yell back she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids she moves out never see her or the little shites again home gym master race ah just taking a bath with my dog so enjoyable don't know what's that oh i hate mosquitoes there we go in soviet russia bath ducks blow you up you look like you're in a hurry to go somewhere yeah mariah and i are off to the orphanage orphanage oh the surprises you encounter when you go back in time in the uk filtering is perfectly legal and it enables cyclists and motorcycles to keep moving when wider vehicles cannot in some circumstances you can even pass on the left if the vehicle moves to the left a little or even worse begins the left turn you may go under its wheels and die neato a 10 year old girl asks her mother mommy how was i born the mother smiled and replied once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed daddy put it in the earth and i took care of it every single day after a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months it turned into beautiful healthy plant so we took the plant right it smoked it and got so high that we freaked without a condom and that's how you were born courtney are you happy now about this romantic story you're like sorry sorry oh look at that bomb oh yeah boyfriend goals that's what i'm telling you yes all you wearmens who think that hey you man is looking at a woman no we just have portal guns in real life that hover mid-air cnn the pizza shop workers took down an armed robber but when police took off his mask they discovered he was their old boss what kind of scooby-doo is this when you're disgruntled with your salary so you rob your own workplace must be too not safe for work alerts in reddit naked not safe for work and blood or horror not safe for work it's kind of just like having one active work you know like a gambles as it is will i be turned on and will i just see someone naked let's find out oh i see what you did there good sir slash ma'am yes i want to make a joke about something like hey let's go home to my place and i can see your insights but but it's a twist because it can either be you know naughties or it can be like this murder i astound myself sometimes thank you click you're welcome click no my nephew just said to me is wind made from birds flapping their wings it's so adorable isn't he wrong my nephew's twenty-four are addicted to heroin shivering from sir johanna bringing freaking fast family goals dranzella a hired hitman hires hitman who hired hitman who hired hitman that hired another hitman that told the victim about the evil plot dull stuff like this actually happened it should be an anti-hitman you know because because he made the hit not happen gently talks you in bed with a big teddy bear then kisses your forehead before leaving remains in bed petrified as to why someone just broke into my home to tuck me and then leave couple goals you know when they ask hey how's the relationship going it's like it's a bit complicated you know i'm i'm in a relationship they're kind of you know still free on the mark they don't know yet okay they they don't know the couple trying to conceive for four years had mistakenly been having the naughties from behind dave and phil were both very upset when the doctor explained their error oh sad i present you with candles that look like food are we cake or are we candle don't worry at least you're lit home alone movie home alone 2 lost in new york home alone three home alone hd home alone the holiday heist a horny mom's home alone with their dildos children for sure to hunt real freaking fast when you're just casually browsing netflix we don't have this title related titles to your search ah just because i was looking for it you know that time when you have a glory hole in the hole it's just oh so glorious will you murray may oh yes put a ring on my finger and not the other singer it's weirdly wholesome in it yeah let's say that let's say wholesome and move on you get it wholesome because they're whole because it's a hot and hot guess what guys my uncle works at sony and gave me an early access to the ps5 hashtag love my uncle hashtag my behind hertz that is um oh okay i guess it's kind of a piece it's just carbon to the side it makes it real don't judge a buck based on its cover but in this case that would counteract the thing so judge a book by its cover or don't no don't do that it's what i caught a snapping turtle it wasn't a snapping turtle yeah i am want oh no okay let's change our closer click got the gloves off wash it off with glasses here we go ah finding well that is why they want you to find waldo all the time he's a wanted man ah that's dark a good woman is like home wi-fi full of knowledge always there for you used by a roommate when you're not there that's right amy i know you try to get away yeah try to escape my tweets me a man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie the man decided to try to dinner dad son where were you during school hours sun at school the robot slaps the sun son okay i was in my friend's house watching a dvd dad which one kung fu panda the robot slaps the sun again okay it was an erotic movie what when i was a younger age i didn't even know what an erotic movie was the robot slaps the dad mom he is your son after all the robot slaps the mom oh my well that really escalated really quickly happy family dinner looks like you bit off more than you can chew my headphones aren't blogging while my parents are in the next room naughty hub auto passing you hear your parents screw in the next room player 3 has joined the game a plot twist squish squiggly swoogity don't want to get that booty oh no this isn't good when your mom accidentally puts the pill that was meant for your dad and your dinner achievement cat getting wood a plot twist and turns out the pill was a harmless sleeping medication you just got woody because of your mom you sicko placebo effects are a real thing hey little girl you like candy i sure do great my nana made way too much oh kitty carrier there's some candy biggest plot twist ever and it's wholesome hold some intermission make sure you drank your fair share of water or other liquids today or slash shower thoughts if your username ends with 70 people will assume you're 48 years old but if it's 69 you're definitely 12 years old my friend ends in 88 because that's the year he was born now everyone thinks he's a nazi that's some serious shite yeah it's a shame he's constantly being harassed and doxxed for it say strong you such no wait a second there buster i don't think it's because of the number if you freaked up in school you had to meet the teacher after class freak out more and you have to meet with the principal in 2004 i used this strategy to go all the way up the chain of command to meet george w bush oh well that's kind of a life hack if i'm just crappy enough at everything i do i'll meet the president my grandad was a world war ii veteran in just one day during battle of britain he destroyed eight german aircraft killing 32 nazi aviators easily the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had hero but kind of backwards or i don't wow i'm confused r slash ask reddit what is something illegal that you've done and gotten away with so you know how some people have posts of candy with a take one sign out for halloween well i freaked a dead moose my therapist told me write letters to the people you hate and then burn them did that but now i don't know what to do with letters it's at least very practical advice right they they really push you to to action to do something about your problems i wish i could have a boyfriend like you why not me lol you know mom and dad would get mad at us oh yeah i forgot about them lol talk to you later big bro see you later little bro oh okay it's a real bromance ah ah anime isn't like reality okay then explain this happy birthday they celebrate birthdays just like we it's a meal that's that's just 20 20 covet for you happy birthday oh my foot hurts how do i make a sub yeah i need to make a sub was www thank you and what's up did you make a furry sub it's very soft and cuddly next person who texts is gay the person above me is gay well we're both gay though okay oh cool plot twist starts being a couple plot twist they have been married for five years oh my it's like arranged marriage but then you realize you actually do like them i guess it's just subtly gay friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to walmart she left me alone in a toilet paper section and the sky started hitting on me and i said sorry i am lesbian and he was like oh oh my god i'm so so sorry i thought you were a boy so what i just spewed out of my nose that was a blood twist they're both gay so they fit together right that's how it work no i'll be honest i was so against the idea of a blind date that i took a hit of acid so i could try to have some fun tonight but now i kind of like you maybe love you and i can't tell if i actually do or if it's the acid she had no idea she was bombing the job interview okay i feel kind of better about myself i've had some bad job interviews but this uh this is a in a league of its own can you feel this no doctor what about this nothing it's just as i thought your two kids under a blanket oh wow instead of sneaking into movies you sneak into the doctor's office i kind of like old people but one time i was at an ihop and these two old ladies said they liked my hair it was pink and short and then one of them asked me to hold out my arm and i did hesitantly because they're just nice old ladies one of them bit me i think i think i think it's like a transferable thing that's how old people are made for once don't do it nike uh honestly some people online needs to needs to see this isn't this just the motto i should have on my wall like hey i should record another r slash noah get the boat just for once don't do it on the second thought i'm gonna do it anyway me enjoying my bowl of cereal in my underwear everyone else on the bus the second twist is that they are enjoying the cereal out of the underwear they're just used to undies that's a bit of a bowl and just like slurpee slurpee gotta get that nutritious breakfast if you ever want 30 million dollars and your mom's left eye costs 29 million what do you do stay on her left eye and i have 59 million rich boy seafood restaurant karen managing director why do i get like a yin and yang feeling from this one topic just texted me i'm so excited anyway back to the video click focus your grandpa reloads under enemy fire he looks at a picture of his prego wife as the german bullet pierces his skull he sees generations beyond where you jerk off to your ex's instagram story and you get on your burrito and eat it anyway your grandfather smiles at peace they really don't have high expectations for a generation do they we set the bar really freaking low oh look here if you love your gf ha wholesome memes the girl you like her father her brother her first love her ex yo ariana grande it's november you know what that means apple music itunes via twitter for android oh that's a bit of a twist be me in elementary school time to present in front of class gets bigger of my life idea.jpg pulled up and talking to my belt fits perfectly i have to point at something in the top of the board front of shirt lifts up exposing my peepee tip to the whole class my crush sitting in front row getting a huge eyeful stupid chad yells at everyone to look at my tiny peepee not even that small my crush does laugh forget tear starts to come down my eyes freak out about a room laughing stack of class i just had to quit the only job i've ever loved because of all my students saw my pee pee what does frick mean freak whoever disliked my video oh well at least he's using his powers for something can you believe my sis and i spent our entire childhood telling our mom how much we end with her nose and she'd always just take the compliment that i was gathered until one day my dad got tired of us blaming him for the bad jeans and ratted my mama for getting enough job okay i told my friends i have a date with an attractive girl they told me she was imaginary jokes on them because they are imaginary too i used imagination to destroy the imagination fight fire with fire best strategy ever if people are dissing your romantic success that's right friends in my closet you go click thank you click me myself and i and i and i i saw my dad chopping onions today and i cried onions was such a good dog satan god jesus what the i mean again i mean it's a good name dogs and onions have many layers alike oh well ladies glasses and lassos i do hope you enjoyed this absolute mess if you did you can find things description like patreons and discords and twitch and stuff awesome

Channel: The Click

Views: 1,091,888

Rating: 4.9549499 out of 5

Keywords: satire, reddit, meme, memes, subreddit, rareinsults

Id: cUL3M86o2xM

Length: 15min 57sec (957 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 03 2020