r/Facepalm · you shall not pass

just cop this why was it redeemed already god you're stupid hello everybody welcome back to easy peasy i'm cougar and today we're going to be reading on through our slash face palm let's get right to the irritation chronovirus deaths are way down mortality rate is one of the lowest in the world our economy is roaring back and will not shut down empress or flare-ups will be put out as necessary okay but now now now just hear me out i am an older president than you here's a graph showing that you're lying life imitating art make america blind again hi is this still available hello yes it is available i'm not interested bye why did you send a message that you know what i don't even care it's chips lily american invented english and you brits use it wrong please go jump off a bridge you idiot this just proves it caroma virus colville 19 islam hi everybody sorry i had to delete my other tweet my boss got angry but i lost my job and can't pay for my car on large bills now if you could spare a little money i will be so happy bless you can you really get fired for stuff you say on social media isn't that against the law in the united i don't know i accidentally hit the language button on my remote last night and watched family guy in spanish for 10 minutes thinking it was a weird joke hey man they've done dumber jokes ah yes let me just ride my bike and do a sweet trick over the guardrail if you can't timmy you're gonna get hit in the street some girl posted this on facebook saying that this is disgusting and she's never talking to him again who wants to tell her i'm a little big in that and i'm trying to eat natural stuff bit wait you killed and eat chicken well was part of gift from my brother i kill it i'm the one who kills stuff in my family why the frick would you kill a chicken and eat it just buy it at the store it's more humane sick hey uh who's gonna tell her who's gonna tell her how dumb she is happy labor day be thankful for all the mothers who went into labor for their kids that's what this holiday is about hold on let me give myself the face palm of this episode there we go this guy used a lifeline for this equal to roughly 746 watts what animal-based unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done horsepower donkey strength llama thrust zebra force boom this baby has the thrust of 340 llamas under the hood you will not feel the air go by with how fast you'll be going at llama speed y'all didn't listen to this man but now the whole world is listening believe in something even if it means sacrificing everything thanks bron i'm pretty sure that's a little d but i hear you brah hey man little dicky is the prophet we didn't know we needed atlantic gay club shuts down after patrons test positive for coven 19. wow i'm telling y'all this virus crap was planned how is that possible now the liquor has covered patron a customer especially a regular one of a store restaurant or theta aka the patron had it just like you the patron of this facebook page does not have any intelligence after this let made in china be a badge of shame twitter for iphone well you're holding the badge of shame dude this is a mask this is a chin guard nobody told you to wear a chin guard wear a mask that's not protecting your chin from anything pal bill mitchell i put on a mask and literally within seconds i am struggling to breathe the surgeon who wore a mask for six hours to reconstruct my knee thinks maybe you're lying and also a drama queen bill get a new lifestyle 2 000 miles isn't that much honestly i could drive that much in a day if you drove a steady 75 miles per hour without ever slowing down or stopping it would take you over 26 hours to drive 2 000 miles more than a day well assuming you're correct then let's suppose that i didn't sleep to have more time in the day then i could probably make it and what are your sources for your data source 2000 divided by 75 26.666667 it's called math you should try it sometime well i'm not sure if i agree but okay yeah okay don't agree with numbers that's why you don't even have a ged and yes i am single now were you seriously crying over your bf liking another girl's memes what it wasn't just one meme it was multiple it was cheating on me cow's milk has long been a symbol used by white supremacists one more reason to ditch terry what this is the mask needed to prevent virus inhalation and absorption through the eyes this is a mind control device the mask is not meant to keep you from absorbing it it's meant from you coughing it onto other people in 2012 a woman took part in the search for a missing tourist in iceland only to realize hours later that she was the missing person huh i wonder who that's for definitely not me i don't like seeing stuff like this these animals were taught how to hunt for meat there's enough resources for everyone to eat like vegans just like humans if we teach them to practice eating from earth they wouldn't have any taste for meat a lion will die like most felines if it doesn't eat meat that feeling necrophilia attraction of dark colors a night with full moon or rainy days um you might want to take this down necrophili is actually being attracted to having sex with corpses [Laughter] oh gosh that's great margot robbie to star on female lead pirates of the caribbean movie no god no please why just leave him alone just imagine her doing like the harley quinn was hey there pudding i'm here to steal your treasure i quit amazon freak that driving crab i left the van on 12 mile and southfield y'all can have that crap and it's full of gas with the keys in that ignition dude my package is on that truck that's my medication people have read it what you hate doing the most but you have to correcting people's grandma peoples is that right question mark just saw a petition to stop the war in yemen the world's problems change.org petitions yes yes let me cut the water right there that's what a petition does yup yup zuck please wear a mask be spreading quickly again and mask help keep people healthy and keep the country open this coming from the guy who sold a lot of facebook's users information that's funny past generations storm beaches fought for civil rights and gave their all to better this country so this generation can cry about statues and be triggered by syrup what a joke yeah all these conservatives crying about these statues of racists that are being pulled down are real real wussies i've been informed by several angry twitter people that if i support folks tearing down statues of christopher columbus i should also support the tear down of statues of the muslim prophet muhammad as a muslim i say go right ahead and tear down every single statue of muhammad for people who don't get this you can't have a depiction of muhammad yate sale yard sard yar sale big yale yale sale yarb sale i think my brain is stroking please excuse me i did cpr on a crash victim until paramedics arrived they said i saved her life i am now being sued by her for breaking a rib what do i do move away from america where everybody's sue happy just went to the grocery store down here and this guy wouldn't come down the aisles near us saying i'm not going near them because they don't have masks on i told him your life must really suck being a wussy wow you're a bad dude should probably stop wearing your seatbelt too with that kind of logic if this picture doesn't sum up our freaking country right now i don't know what else is look at how disappointed the cashier looks hey man gotta block the code from my eyes and burn it out with a cigarette yeah baby i can make something or you can get food where you at sam's take a photo see i'm at sam's what sam smoking a capri sun it's pretty lit all the cool kids do it these days pure graded sugar sugar sugar-free sugar-free oh so it's an empty bag atletic police attempts to disperse protesters backfires as wind blows their tear gas back into their faces that's great texas now has more daily coronavirus cases than italy when it was a global epicenter of the pandemic god bless america and god bless texas everything's bigger there even our cases as a straight male how would you feel about your child having a homosexual school teacher who they're around for eight hours a day if a gay teacher teaches my child the difference between there there and there i'm good what about you little by little you are taught to obey just wear the mask time passes just let the government track your location time passes just let them inject you time passes just give them your gun time passes just get in the box car target has a try it on mirror so you can see how you look in different colored masks before you buy do not try it on do not everyone has done that all lives matter especially the unborn children does that include immigrant children no those are illegal children their parents should know better why do i hate my own country the black play disappeared without a vaccine just saying that's like saying we don't need fire extinguishers because if you light yourself on fire the flames will eventually go out on their own exactly i'm glad i finally found someone who will back me up now everyone grab a can of gas let's light each other on fire and burn this freaking country to the ground ice cold vanilla ice will perform for thousands in texas virus cages are searching we didn't have virus in 1990s the rapper said i saw this guy live once because i won vip tickets and then they were he's that stupid he really is that stupid but it was a fun concert i got to go up on stage these face masks were supposed to say new york city strong in yiddish but the etsy designer didn't realize that yiddish is spelled from right to left so they actually wrote and see crotch it's amazing i want one of these so i can have a crotch on my mouth well if you made it this far my overbearing didn't make you so angry you clicked out the video anyway feel free to like comment subscribe let 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Length: 11min 23sec (683 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 07 2020