r/Entitledparents I GOT COVID, SO GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE!

welcome to r entitled parents where someone actually makes the argument i have covid therefore give me your house our next reddit post is from wolfish mule i just found this subreddit and i instantly remember this story because it happened very recently a little backstory i have a high voice for my age and my hair is kind of long for a boy i was 13 when this happened so i went to a grocery store with my mom to get stuff and we split up to get everything i went to my aisle and i was singing one winged angel to myself like the nerd i am this man walks up to me an entitled dad about 40 years old and goes i didn't know girls know that song i'm socially awkward but i had to speak up about this so i did i took off my hood and said i'm not a girl it's fine i get this a lot the entitled dad goes no you are a girl you have the hair and the voice i know what gender i am please leave me alone this isn't very comfortable for me he gets really mad and yells you are a girl it doesn't matter if you like it or not i got very scared by this because i don't like talking to strangers in general and this stranger was yelling at me he terrified the life out of me so i started to walk away without the items i needed he followed me and i became very scared so i just kind of froze in fear he walked up to me and said you idiot shouldn't be thinking about these fantasies you're a girl just accept it luckily a store employee noticed this and she was good friends with my mother and helped me out she told him sir you're gonna have to leave he goes not until this person realizes they're a girl then my mom walked around the corner and saw this she was not having this she walked up to him and said he's a boy you need to stop this this is technically harassment her friend said sir if you don't leave right now i'll call security he left quickly after that i told my mom what happened and she was very mad about what he did i haven't seen the man since and i'm happy i can't remember the last time i was that scared alright so here's my theory about what i think actually happened here the entitled dad saw op and just assumed that he was a girl because of how he looked and when opie corrected him the guy just assumed that he was a female to male trans and that made him angry because he's probably some kind of trans bigot so instead of just being like a normal person and saying oh my mistake and walking off he decides he's gonna try to convert you to not being trans by yelling at you until you agree that you're a girl even though you're not a girl you're just a guy who kind of looks like a girl so i guess the tldr is that he's a bigoted idiot our next reddit post is from mary rose tudor so this is a bit of an inside joke with my family for some context i have a dog named anya well one day when i was calling to her when she was still a young puppy i said onion by mistake and she came running so it's kind of been a running joke in my family that we'll call her onion instead of anya she responds to both this happened during christmas i was in petco with my dogs picking out toys for their christmas and getting some kitty litter a kid maybe about 14 years old came up to me and he was picking out a toy for his dog when he saw my dog he asked if he could pet her i didn't mind so i let him pet my dogs he asked for her name and i said oh the black one is onion and the black and white one is pippin the kid says onion that's a weird name for a dog oh did i say onion her name is anya when she was a puppy i called her onion by mistake and it just became a running joke that's really funny then we hear the clearing of a throat and karen appears she was nice at first and she asked about my dog and we just chat for a minute and then her kid tells her about how i call anya onion why would you name a dog after a vegetable that is inappropriate well her name is anya and i call her onion as a joke and what kind of name is anya wouldn't princess do better no anya's anya i have to leave now have a good day no you will name your dog princess it's a good dog name well if you really want to do this her real name is anastasia which means brought back to life she was found in such a state that you would have thought that she was dead i thought the name to be more than appropriate so if you'll excuse me i turned away and karen continued to whine about how princess was such a good name for my dog and how my dog deserves better because i named her such a horrible russian name i paid for my things and left no dogs were harmed during the making of this post our next reddit post is from mademoiselle my cousin is a single mother who lives with her elderly parents her five-year-old daughter was exposed to someone with coven and is now starting to show symptoms my heart goes out for them but here's the thing my cousin called me earlier to find out if there's a possibility that i can go stay with my parents for two weeks so that she can isolate with her daughter in my house to be clear me going to live with my parents would mean that i would have to take vacation from work my cousin can afford a hotel and even if she couldn't our government actually provides accommodations for cases like this but no apparently going to such a place would be restrictive to her dearest baby and the child would just die without a proper tv and wifi also my backyard is nice and big and they would love to use the pool during the hot summer days and since my parents are elderly they could probably use my help for two weeks believe me they do not want me there at this point i can only just frown and shake my head because this woman really expects me to move out of my house and miss two weeks of work because her precious child would just die without tv and wifi does anyone else think it's weird that this entitled mother is worried about her kid dying from no tv and wifi and not you know covid our next reddit post is from little miss bunnywoman i'm a 29 year old vietnamese born canadian woman with an entitled father i posted about a week and a half ago because my father who i hadn't spoken to in several years demanded a loan of over a hundred and fifty thousand dollars i said hell no so he decided to sue me for 85k well we had court today and i had to phone in because of the quarantine the judge basically threw it out immediately after looking at his evidence and mine but yeah my father was almost laughed out of court the judge spoke to me directly and advised me to get a restraining order and talk to me about my younger sister living with me the judge asked if i was getting any support from my mother and father to help pay for my sister and i said of course my mother sends a thousand dollars a month from my sister and my father sends nothing so i was advised to seek the council of a family lawyer because my father should be paying me support payments until my sister finishes university i just called one a few minutes ago and well it seems like my father will soon be forced to pay me money for my sister to live with me i guess karma can really be a [ __ ] and then op posted an update i just had a skype conference with a family lawyer my friend recommended and my friend said this man could talk santa out of a box of cookies according to my lawyer he's gonna find out my father's total earnings for the last five years and depending on how much he makes i can expect between 500 to 1500 a month backdated for every month that my sister lives with me to the better part of a year also the payments will continue until my sister finishes university or until she turns 24 whichever is sooner she's 18. i told my lawyer that i don't want the money to be paid directly to me i want it to be paid directly to my sister this gave my lawyer the biggest evil grin he said that makes it so much easier because i'm not trying to profit off of it i just want my sister's life to be easier i won't even charge her rent and most likely if my mother wants to get in on it too we're looking at a total of five years of back payments from my dad today has been a good day man this story is the definition of play stupid games win stupid prizes he tried to sue op for 85 000 on the grounds of what because they happen to be related and he really wants the money therefore he just deserves it i guess well whatever op i hope your younger sister buys you dinner because she's about to get paid our next reddit post is from latina cinderella for the last couple of months i've been working as an intern in the hr department of a middle sized company and while it's mostly been an uneventful job there have been some really peculiar moments most people up north may be suffering from a white christmas but down here in the equator we are melting from the heat and in a highly humid town like the one i live in it feels like the amazon rainforest well maybe that's because we are actually on the border of the amazon rainforest this would make you think that any building would have their air conditioning units working full time at full power right well not if mr jeremy johnson our protagonist could prevent it every day jeremy is the first guy to get in the building he enters the office he shares with five other guys and he sets the thermostat to a not so refreshing 25 degrees celsius or 77 degrees fahrenheit the thermostat is right next to his desk so he basically has full control over it when any of his co-workers complained about it being really hot he would set it to 20 degrees celsius or 68 fahrenheit for about 10 minutes and then return it back up to its sweltering levels if anyone change the temperature themselves he would set it back once they returned to their desks as childish as this may sound this game lasted for about a month until an hr rep that would be me had to intervene because this was getting out of hand formal complaints were made and the screaming matches were getting worse and worse with people from other departments commenting on the issue too so as part of the normal first step i interviewed the five guys and they describe the problem i just told you about cut to the funny part my interview with jeremy i'll try to recreate it as best i can although i may be a little biased hello mr jeremy i'm op from hr how are you fine so let's cut you the chase about the thermostat what about it i described the complaints against him having said this we need to find a solution a solution for what the only problem here is that those little kids can't handle a little bit of heat a detail i forgot to include is that while jeremy is in his early 40s his co-workers are between 24 and 30. yeah but that's the reason we have the air conditioning sir so that workers can be as comfortable as they can it's expensive our energy budget is able to cover for it there's nothing you should worry about if we need to make cuts we'll tell you well i can't handle the cold it triggers my allergies maybe we can arrange a seat chain so you're not too close to the air vent and i don't know maybe you can bring a thin sweater so you don't get too cold i don't like sweaters i'm fine the way i had the thermostat why should i change it because you're not alone in your office mr jeremy we can't let this fight affect your work environment i really don't get all this drama i keep the same temperature at home and none of my kids complain or allowed to change it it should be the same here i think at this point my face just made the most wtf expression imaginable because i couldn't believe the argument he just said sorry mister this is not your house this is your workplace and those are not your children but your adult co-workers then they should act like it okay that's all i needed to hear we'll tell you what measures will be taken have a good afternoon so after that weird conversation i talked to my supervisor and in the end it was decided that mr jeremy had two options one change places in the office and leave the thermostat in the hands of the other guys meaning he would have to deal with a cold two he could move to our backup office which is basically an adapted supply closet normally used for extraneous personnel we sometimes hired it was occasionally used for file storage and it only had one small fan for ventilation and no windows surprisingly enough mr jeremy chose the first option and while he's constantly complaining about his cold feet at least they're not fighting each other anymore in addition to this guy being completely entitled he's also oblivious he says that his kids don't complain about the thermostat at home but based on the conversation that i just read i would guess they're too afraid to speak up and yeah i wouldn't blame them our next reddit post is from cry cakes so i used to work as a security officer and i was really good at my job this was especially hard since i'm a woman and so it's a struggle to be taken seriously in a job that's considered to be a man's job anyway the story i was serving as the gate guard for an outdoor public owned entertainment area while i was on duty a man walked past taking his young son to daycare the kid was three or four he was in the process of explaining to his son that boys don't cry only girls do he sees me and he asks me to tell his son my name instead i tell the son something like boys can cry too only really strong men and boys cry it's weak men that think only little girls can cry if you cry it's because you're a strong boy well the dad went rid in the face hurry to the daycare down the road then came back to yell at me i turned around and pointed out that i'm a female in the role of a man i'm doing a man's job and that he's a chauvinistic pig to teach his son such toxic masculinity he responded with well you're fringe and that's your culture i replied this is new zealand and it's not our culture down in the comments doom weasel level 5 has this to add you're a security guard not an insecurity guard i don't know why you would have expected 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Length: 14min 12sec (852 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 11 2021