Reading R/Indianpeoplefacebook cos technically im one of them

[Music] it starts with the one thing i don't know why i watched the time drive go right out the window what i meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time hello and welcome back to a brown person breeze brown people things in a brown person accent i'm your host brownman and this is my friend chicken we call him wings what's up you big babies today we're doing something special and that thing is our slash indian people facebook amazing how i didn't know this existed told us yo as you can tell i'm not a very cultured person i didn't know that people were out here compiling brown people messages i also didn't know for a very short time during the protest reddit actually shut down our slash indian people of facebook because they were like this is not okay it's you know it's vaguely and then after a week they're like they're not black and they brought it back up so here we are i don't know if you have encountered talking to any person they're very nice very beautiful very wonderful people 99 of the time there is a very very odd one that for some reason thinks that they are all from the movie 365 days and could just get into your pants like it's an atm machine i don't know where they're getting the confidence that they're getting i wish i was that confident i also had a look at the statistics apparently south asian men are the least likely to be dateable on social media apps like tinder and whatever the hell else people use i personally never use thunder i'm scared because of two reasons one my face not look don't look good two i'm pretty sure people see me they're not gonna think that they talk like this they probably think hello are you how you are doing hello that's not true that's no one that was a gross exaggeration actually before we start the video if you want to subscribe i would love that you can become a big baby or today i'll call you a big baby come on subscribe for me hit the button okay so sorry about that also if you want to follow my instagram is 16 leo underscore so for whatever reason it's overwhelmingly indian men who are messaging other people trying to coerce them into sending bobs in virginia yes and i have friends who are brown and they actually get messages like this which is the craziest thing you think it doesn't happen until you see it happen to your friends and you're like oh i don't really condone what these guys do but at the same time i find it hilarious today we're going to take a look at them i'm brown if lily can do it i can do it brace your anus i'll take your breaths my what is too big on your body what the [ __ ] are you talking about i like your breasts jesus dude is that what you were trying to say with that colossal train wreck of a sentence very nice thanks you're a creep albeit an unintentional one are you from china my mom's parents are i'm american i see you're indian well your messages aren't helping the stereotype of indian men you are so big china breast big deep squeeze suck you are very sick like much that's the first one can you imagine having that much confidence this is 10 years in a row of confidence what are you gonna do to me that i haven't done to myself already i got some small balls we can you know we can make it work please thank you then you realize you've been talking to a wall for like three hours this is the only way that works this one shows how persistent some of these dudes could be hello sexy bobby send your picture without panties i won't lick your sexy hot baby sex put my big put my big feet a log benz inside your vagana suck penis a picture of your vagana baby baby this dude was so on a roll he actually corrected his correct grammar he was like bro i said baby i meant to say baby damn it actually going to think i speak english baby i meant baby i'm not i don't know how to speaking english coco i don't know he had to hide that ruse it's a little hard to believe some people actually talk like this there's autocorrect on phones i'll be sending like some sexy things like check my ass out send and then it corrects that to asthma nobody has sexy asthma you know what the other thing i do and this actually happened before i meant to say give me a sec to someone and then it changed it to give me a sex things got awkward after that one my mailman was never the same here's the other thing and i've been doing it the whole time it's the accent i think it's throwing people off if you had a solid american accent and they were really confident it would come off as like just a b rated action movie because people are all reading it how i'm saying it in my head i know this for context let me read one with an american accent please vagina and nipple pig sand please clear a photo no vagina why respect okay only nipple please fast i'm moving penis see that's something vin diesel could say he probably does sails a lot and he guys are beautiful my god she's so beautiful how am i supposed to do this interview look at this woman let's get out of here let's go let's let's go have lunch god wow love you what women have turned into beautiful world when did this turn into i love you thank you so much right wrong oh my god someone saved me hello dear i don't know how to like transcribe the emoji i just what is it where are from dear nowhere do you have sex with me you're so nice and sexy you what i want to do i want to see your pleasure water oh my god he's back raj get out of the store okay i'm going i'm going i'm sorry what the hell is pleasure water it sounds disgusting is he saying that he wants to make her my question is how do you escalate from not knowing someone to that in a matter of one two three four messages one being as a smiley face she gave him one word this whole conversation and he went from hello to i'm going to ram myself balls deep into you we're gonna be like those two lions on that national geographic channel and people are going to watch us from across the world viral i'm going to assume as a goal if you just heard the word pleasure water you'd triple up into a bowl and then roll away out of the conversation i would so what do you mean it's a rare disease i need to see fresh fresh girls without dress to be alive to be alive i want to see whether that dress or i will die that's so funny what's it called it's not joke okay real disease it's called really a new dispedia you gotta give him points for that one it's called a new dispedia you can't find it on google don't search what happens if i don't send you pics my skin turn red and i will slowly puke blood and die just then [ __ ] i don't know whether to like clap or slap i probably give him a little clapton a slap because that was amazing how he came up with a nudist pedia but also just so slimy this is like the game winner when you have three seconds left the hail mary touchdown you say stuff like this hey how's you doing to be honest actually i just want to say that you are so damn pretty you got a beautiful eyes and smile that makes your beauty almost angelical incense you epitome of feminine beauty would be pleasure to interact with you if i would have known you i would have told you quite earlier yeah to be honest he wrote that in capital i just want to interact with you and know you better to be your friend i hope if you don't mind and that is one of the final traits of one of these fob indians you know how they say you know persistence is the key not when it comes to this listen anytime you double text someone you should immediately feel like do they even want to talk and if you triple text someone it's like if you quadruple text someone just call the fireman call the police department someone needs to put the host pipe on you because you're thirsty hello baby girl i'm a man so you are the ghee no but you message me so you are the geek you message me first [ __ ] you this one's just plain creepy amy can we talk through video don't worry i won't be rude because i have girlfriend and my girlfriend so jealous of you because you are 17 and your body hot as [ __ ] oh it sounds like that if you have a girlfriend but i am really want to talk to you through video look at yourself you are an angel i mean you look older than your age it's a good thing my girlfriend's so jealous of you boy i make her jealous hey miss big tits are you sorry i'm rude right stop you have a [ __ ] girlfriend well i think i should apologize actually i'll accept if you want to talk through the video cause i kind of like talking to you yes but i'm friends look girl i just want to be a friend of you just friend cause you looking good amy let me caress your teeth why did i expect that he cared about her age every now and again you find people where you just like really just take that man straight to jail this one's called the reverse-e-wurty hey what's up excuse me wrong message can we meeting eh eh i'm afraid i can't mate that's the reverse he was he oh [ __ ] oh girl you look so sexy i'ma take you right down right now and the girlfriend's like i have a boyfriend you're like not you not you the waiter come on tony you wanna get on my pony genuine once again i'm telling you if you read this in an american accent it just sounds like the man is having a little bit of an aneurysm can i show you boobs you you got boobs when you show boobs me waiting boobs is good mom have it why show i work from sex center sexy wall what the [ __ ] is wrong with you spec punjabi no are you single no are you single no are you single good night good afternoon good morning good morning good three o'clock premium my dream is to suck your vaganas only my abundance stands when your vision i practice sex with you one night and then oiled a woman retired and the world this man has his sex game is so good every girl retired they were like i'll never get better than him i didn't even have sex with him i just looked at it i was like wow doesn't look like it gets better and the whole world actually also retired even mammals is like wow i don't understand human nature at all but just i'm retiring i guess of course i saved the best for last so fluffs get your popcorn chicken no i'm sorry i'm subs what happens when one of these people meet someone who has just as much time and also a sick beautiful lovely twisted sense of humor as well you get this hey baby i saw your post and i like it you wanna chat to indian man honey what an enormous coincidence anal i was just thinking that i would love to be in contact with an indian man honey real nice baby where are you from and how old are you i am very very elderly i'm from britain anal please not call me anal i am anil right i know no anal is from anus what i thought you said you were from india no my name is anil not aynard please call me that are you white woman yes i am wise i haven't seen the sun since i moved his residential home i love what woman so sexy baby i want to be with a white woman like you well i'm very quote i pride myself on my faultness how do you sing hell bibi you want a bf yes i am single my husband left me for the [ __ ] that lives on the skip behind oxfam so sorry sexy have you ever heard someone console someone and call them sexy in the same sentence that's one of the most bolder things i've ever heard in my life oh so you're single now she's dead you look good so sorry sexy maybe i can be your new boyfriend in one day and love and sex you good heavens you want to love and sex me that sounds incredibly sinister yet intriguing all at the same time yeah baby i sucks all night hot lady like you how can we do it well anal i am really not sure do you have any suggestions on how we can bridge that gap between us maybe i can come to you for relationship and love in future and hot sex oh well that's interesting isn't it how can that be made possible anal no call me anal i can come ot britain if i can afford to pay for plaintiff can you help i pay you back for it well stripped me naked tie me to a bed in ikea and whoop me with a brazier conversation has turned to money this is a shock isn't it anal how much do you need 500 i say that get me to you baby on plane net next week you can transfer money in western union or moneygram i give you account dt yes okay baby so let me understand this implicitly if i give you 500 you will come to the uk to love and sex me for a relationship do you promise you won't use that money for anything else i promise baby i come for hot sex and give you my my mitty [ __ ] for all night okay honey makes you wait for it well this is very tempting anal you sound like a very skilled and genuine lover baby please send money in moneygram or western union then we talk all our k baby i give you account details now look anal you need to slow down with the money thing okay you're making me feel like all you want is money and you're not interested in me as a lady no baby i love you send me your pics baby show me face and bops love you honey um do you want to see my bobs yeah baby show me please please hold quite a baby right anal i can't find any bobs i did however find an ellen a bernard a couple of garretts and a mohammed diverse do you want to see any of them instead what no baby i'm entities baby send money then we can [ __ ] i got meaty [ __ ] look anal i really hate rude words okay so i am now going to give you some ground rules tell me when talking about sex the following terms will apply sex equals was bang wallop man bits equals kerplunk ladybits equals celine dion bosom equals clap clinics sorry baby what is this i don't know what oh uh you also have a new name from now on your name is anal from anus okay tell me a new name baby are you playing do as you're told or no money i'm anal from anusb excellent work now you must use your new name and all the words to write a hot sexy sentence do you understand remember to use your new name and no rude words go i i'm anal from anus and i gonna take out the ka plunk and do whispering what up in celine dion and rub the clap clinics in my big hands and make you wet to come hard into the night and i you spread and deeply do whis bang wallop in your celine dions and come with my crop plunk i anal the anus loves you baby oh anal that was phenomenal you're so eloquent and a very skill level i am a very lucky lady love you baby wanna be with you forever this feels so genuine even with the money thing i just feel so loved you have one final thing to do to prove your love to me baby no more i do everything you say okay you have earned your money i shall rev up my mobility scooter and go to the western union shop now please hold say when you are there i give account deaths okay baby are you there please speak you're too quiet you know i am at the western union shop it will appear there is an issue what is it i can give you a countdown i know they're calling you a scammer is this true are you an anal scammer i sick of your [ __ ] i don't scare my good man an honest man i am going to [ __ ] my heart woman and leave you alone on here and that is how that ends amazing so that was our slash indians of facebook my people my beautiful people are not like this not at all i would say honestly 99 are going to be gorgeous loving affectionate uh smart intelligent well-meaning people but you definitely do get the one percent and one percent of a billion is more than 10 people so you will definitely find enough screenshots and it looks very disproportionate people from other countries don't seem to be doing this as much and i actually did some research to try and find out why they were like this i went to the source where everyone gets their most valuable and secure information reddit the best answer i could find was someone saying when people of the eastern culture move to a western wall there's kind of a disconnect a lot of them were raised to believe that america is the land of freedom and maybe movies like american pie have very much tainted their minds into how easy and loose women can be like if you maybe see i don't know hooters or strip club maybe not as frequent in the eastern world i guess that mixed with their unfathering confidence every guy seems to think they look like brad pitt mixed with ryan gosling and then you get this fobs that's really the explanation of it all in all i think the final thing we could say is respect women's on a serious note i mean come on treat a girl like a girl treat a guy like a guy treat a person like a person you'll be fine it's not that hard that is the video you guys thank you so much for watching i shall be back with a new episode very soon so take care of yourselves did you like the accent yes want to fight he liked it [Music]

Channel: sixteenleo

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Length: 18min 44sec (1124 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 01 2020