- Tubes of explosive death
with your logo on the side. (cat meowing) - (singing) Best part of waking up... (all laughing) (building rumbling) You know us from Smosh, but we've done a lot of work before Smosh. And today we're gonna
be looking at the work that Damien and Ian did before, or during. Just other work. - Just other stuff. - Embarrassing stuff. Embarrassing projects that
were just awful projects. Awful films and shows. - Detailing our path to joy. - But this is part one, 'cause there is so much stuff out there, so much content that we
have made collectively, that we're going to be covering
what you two have done. - And then next time, - And then next time, it'll be Noah and I, and we get to see whose
was more embarrassing. All right, let's start with Damien. - Oh! (upbeat theme music) (Noah laughing) - You just look the same. - Don't smoke, kids. ♪ He's Zombie Man ♪ - That's your voice! - Yeah, it is. - Hey, Zombie Man! (Zombie Man spits) Aw, pretty good. Anyway, so listen, uh, have you seen Katie from English class? - Darkest thing Disney
Channel's ever done. (canned laughter) - Zombie Man? (Zombie Man vocalizes) Did you eat my date? (Zombie Man grunts, spits) - A Jelly bracelet. - Silly bands? - You ate my crush! (Zombie Man vocalizes) I know, I'm gonna miss her, too. (Zombie Man vocalizes) - I thought you said you were
going to try eating vegan! (Zombie Man vocalizes) - I know Katie was a vegan! - Sounds like I said "vagina"
right there, little fact. - Eating people is wrong. It's unnatural. (Zombie Man vocalizes) Oh, too little, too late, Zombie Man! Katie was going to homecoming with me! The dance is in two days, and now every girl in
school already has a date. (canned laughter) (Zombie Man whispering indistinctly) (all laughing) - Did you have actual lines, or was it just gibberish,
and you would just kind of... - I mean, I had things in
my mind that I'm saying, but I would just make noise for it. - But the script was
just gibberish, right? - Yeah, yeah, I think so. I think so. Also, it was like 100 degrees that day, I'm in a Letterman jacket, and
my face is covered in like, they would use crepe paper
to make the torn skin and all that stuff. I was a mess, but that was so much fun. Oh, this is the first movie I ever booked! I had one line, and I think it became two, and then it got cut back down to one! (all exclaiming)
- Oh boy, I can't wait!
- [Ian] Long hair Dames? - Semi-long hair Dames,
a little bit, yeah. - What's the name of the movie? - Oh, it's "The Mark Pease Experience." It was Jason Schwartzman and Ben Stiller. Direct to DVD. - Maybe we should go
and find him, Tin Man. - I think Scarecrow should do it. (guys whispering indistinctly) - Eight years from now, none
of this is gonna matter. ♪ Less than one half an hour ♪ ♪ If you look up in the
sky, you'll know who it is ♪ ♪ It's not a bird, it's not a plane ♪ ♪ It's just a little ol' Wiz ♪ - And guess who's on after that? - What's he doing out there? - My little face! I'm kinda like... Wow, I should not be an actor. - What the (beep) is going on? - Well, there was an hour and
a half of movie before this. - Oh, that's you! Aw, you look so content! - Look at Damien right there, just like... - I'm gonna be a big star one day! - Someday I'm gonna be on Smosh! (all laughing) You know that YouTube channel
that just started a year ago? I'm gonna be on that someday. - Oh, no way! During quarantine, actually, I recorded a small part in Fallout 76. - Yep, that's right. Hun, can you tell our friend here- - God, I hope this is good. - About those thingies
we picked up recently? - Ah, sure thing! We got weapons, all right, initiate. You brotherhood guys make
some high quality gear. And tell me if this sounds familiar: tubes of explosive death
with your logo on the side? (cat meowing) - (singing) Best part of waking up... (all laughing) - [Shayne] All right, so this next one, - I booked this in college. - Hell yeah! - Oh, it's everyone's favorite dude. - Hell yeah. - Let's start rehearsing. This year, Glee Club's going full Santa. (electronic acapella music) - Where's Damien? - Is that you?
- That's me. I still own that jacket. - You are not looking at anyone. You are looking directly at the back of the person in front of you's head. - They wanted us to look forward. - You're just like, (electronic acapella music) (altered audio) Do not sing along! - You suck! - Who goes caroling with a band? - I'd seriously rather be learning. - That was my one line, "who
goes caroling with a band?" This is the first indie
film I ever booked, wow! You're gonna see a young Damien! You're gonna be like, "what happened?" - All right, here we go, baby Damien! - Aw, I hope it's good. - Two minutes?! (beep) I need one of you to kill me now. Blunt force, back of the head. - Oh, look at Damien! Look at him! - Wow!
- [Ian] You have my hair! You got my old hair! - This is "The Last Mimsy." (all laughing) - Of course it works. (static crackling) (indistinct voice over radio) - Is your dad in space? Are you talking to your
dad in space right now? - Wait, why do you know that? - Is that actually what's happening? - Did I say the line, "my
dad," or something like that? - No, 'cause it says, "hello," like... - No, I'm listening to a space broadcast. This is very much like a comic
book origin story kinda deal, where I'm like the kid
that really likes to like, "I put things together!" It's very like, "Kids On Bikes." And so it's just like
my dad is an astronaut, I know he's gonna be
up there, and I'm like, "I wanna hear the launch." - You look enthralled. I'm feeling the emotion. You have the same glasses. - Are you about to get the
(beep) kicked out of you? - [Damien] That's my like, leg brace, 'cause I've got a botched... - Every indie film has some sort of moment where you're like, push or grab, some sort of like, there can't be fights, 'cause you don't have
the budget to do that. So it's always like a, "hey," yeah. - It was literally that, a lot. - You took one step forward. - No, it's literally that, I remember like, not pushing, not pulling, but having a whole scene
where we're supposed to like, cross chest like this. For some reason we're just like... No, your arm crosses the same way. Like, we're grabbing here for some reason, which would never
happen, and we're like... - It's always the most
difficult part of an indie film, because there's no stunt coordinator, the director doesn't even know
what they're doing with it. - What are you gonna do now? - See what I mean? - Yeah. Oh, it's very intense. - Why? - Because you know we're
both on the same inner curve. (tense music) - Oh, does he also have messed up legs? - I don't know, maybe he's my real dad. - When does this take
place? That's an old car. - It's like the moon landing. (all exclaiming) - [Noah] Oh, (beep) yes! Did you see the reaction? (all screaming) - Oh my God! - Why would there be a restaurant up here? - Ta da! Welcome to my restaurant, where
you'll eat until you croak! - It's him!
- One Eye? - One Eye 2.0 at your service. - [Frog] Please, a leopard
can't change its spots. - Now, let's not dwell on the past! You're looking at someone
who's new and improved! - Hold on. I just need to point out the original language was Mandarin, so I wasn't able to, they
tried to create words. They have to basically
rewrite the whole script in a way that matches the lip
flaps as much as possible. - It's always gonna be real clunky. Yes. - However, there's no excuse
for how bad that dubbing is, and there's a reason
why we were only invited to do two of these. - Only two? - There's a "Frog Kingdom 2?" - This is "Frog Kingdom 2." (Noah laughing) Then we did a hedgehog movie. - I'll make up for my previous
very unfortunate behavior. - Hmm, something about what you're saying just has a whiff of insincerity. - [Ian] And that's Anthony. - I was about to say, they
cast you two too similarly. - Yes, that's correct! I will conquer you with my cooking, and then you will believe me! Bring out the dishes! - Wow, I've never heard of this. - There's a good reason. - Yeah, 'cause you're part of everybody. (all laughing) (all exclaiming) Put on your glasses now!
(mimics alarm sounding) - I feel like that was
supposed to be a 3D thing. - Oh, hell yeah! "Agents of Secret Stuff," let's go! This was Ryan Higa's, oh, this is the kiss. This was Ryan Higa's like, feature film that they made. I was a (beep) bully or something. - [Male Voiceover] His eyes indicate that he's aiming for the
most exposed and vital area, her chest. Only three steps away from pummeling her with a borage of bullet punches
straight to her ribcage, which will no doubt
stop her heart forever- - So he's protecting her, because there's apparently assassins trying to kill her or something. So he's thinking that I am an
assassin, about to kill her. - An assassin that's about
to punch her in the chest... - Just where her most vital
area is, 'cause her heart. - That's why the camera
zooms in on her chest, 'cause of her heart. - Her heart.
- 'Cause of her heart. - Got it. - Also, that's Arden Cho, a great actress. Here's my accident-chism. - Oh wait, it's an accident? - Oh wait, no, I think it was a blooper. - It's looking especially
hot today. (laughs) - Her rack? - Yeah, man, her knockers! - So you were trying to knock her! (all laughing) - Your voice, too, how old were you here? - I did not write this script, okay? - How old were you? - Were you younger than me right now? - I was a bad guy in this movie. - [Damien] Oh, a classic! - Oh, this is the death scene? - Don't spoil it, dude. - I thought you were
gonna ask me to marry you. - Marry you? Babe, we're super young. That's like, old people stuff. - And now in this one, Ian's 45. - And also an asshole! - You're doing great though! - I enjoyed this movie when we watched it. - And that's why I asked
you to move in with me soon, so we could share things like
food and cable and bills. - And? - What else is there? - Okay, um, you know what? I'm just gonna go, and I'll
text you tomorrow or something. - Ha ha! Yes, yeah. Sorry, I just am now
remembering what happens. - You set all this up, and you get on one knee
and ask me to move in. Eventually. Eventually. - Yes! When I'm ready,
or when we're ready! - I'm ready! I'm ready! I told you I was ready! - All I hear is a SpongeBob quote. (all laughing) - (indistinct) proposal. - Jessica, wait! No, n-
(door slams) Jessica. (sighs) - Uh oh! - I see nine ways for you to
get out of this right now. - Oh, damn it! - This is just Final Destination. - Yeah! - What? Say something! (man choking) - That was some laminate-ass
floor, right there. - Yeah, and bending. - You're acting like a child. (man gasping) Andy, let me in. - [Male Voice] Next,
on the Skin Channel... - That's right, I forgot about this! The fake porno? - Nice. And 'cause I took my belt
off, my pants fell down. - That's all it took, your size 42 jeans. - Say something or we're done. (shoe squeaks)
(porn playing in background) - I don't know if that was a fart or if that was just the
squeaky of the shoe. - You (beep) your pants. - Or underwear. - We're done. - Best breakup scene ever. - My only issue is, wouldn't your tie also be on
the other side of the door? - It kinda got stuck in
like, the middle, you know. Thick door. - You know it gets sometimes caught in the middle of the door? - [Shayne] Uh, Angry Birds! - This is what I was
expecting, not the frog movie. - Wow. - Oh, this is like a little
special thing we did. - Oh, you did a little special thing? - Yeah. (rock splashes) - Okay, so you know everyone calls us all angry birds, right? - Yeah, 'cause we're super angry! - Well, I was gonna say
you're not very angry, and I'm really angry. - Uh, excuse me? - Yeah, so just being
around you kind of like, brings down my level of anger, and I'd like you to kinda
amp it up a little bit more. - I can't amp it up. I'm obviously the angriest bird. - You're making me look bad here, man. - Look how angry I am! (bird growls) - You're smiling when you do that! - Angry! - You can't stop smiling! (bird growls) I've never seen you not smiling. - If I was a kid, I'd
be laughing really hard. - I'm enjoying this. I'm actually enjoying this. - This is actually well done. - Last for Ian, we have
an Epic Rap Battle. - Oh, this one's tight! - Oh, well then we can't watch that. (rhythmic music) - No way, no way! You had Anthony for this? It's the artists with the Turtles. ♪ Kowabunga dude ♪ ♪ So let's get it on ♪ ♪ Reptiles against the
fathers of the Renaissance ♪ ♪ We got the classical technique ♪ ♪ To kick these three-toed
freaks back under the streets ♪ ♪ I take a turtle and I
turn him into mincemeat ♪ ♪ You don't really
wanna step to da Vinci ♪ ♪ I love the ladies ♪ ♪ I like to keep it mellow ♪ ♪ So let me pass the mic
to my man, Donatello ♪ ♪ Hard shell, but you're
gross in the middle ♪ ♪ Wouldn't wanna touch you
with a six foot chisel ♪ ♪ Born in goop, raised in poop ♪ ♪ I slice through a group
of ninjas like fruit, oops ♪ ♪ Yo, Rafael and I came to flow ♪ ♪ Being dope with the Pope
and I boned til I croaked ♪ ♪ I'm an emcee Shredder
but I get the feeling ♪ ♪ I should pass it up to
my man on the ceiling ♪ ♪ Yo, I'm Michelangelo and I'm a giant ♪ ♪ I may (indistinct), but
I'll slay you like Goliath ♪ ♪ I'm a rap God and you
can't quite touch me ♪ ♪ This battle's your
last judgment, trust me ♪ ♪ We drop science ♪ ♪ We got the mathematics ♪ ♪ The architects of
rebirth are rap addicts ♪ ♪ You beat the Foot,
but it won't go well ♪ ♪ When you catch an Italian
boot to the half shell ♪ ♪ The wisdom of our master ♪ - That's it. - Holy (beep).
- That is so (beep) - Wow, I didn't know
that you had a team up with Rhett and Link back then. - Yeah, yeah. - That's epic! - Dude, you've gotta sell repertoire. - All right, well, I
think we've finished off on a good note, at least. - That was a really great note. We got to see that Smosh
with Rhett and Link before Smosh worked with Rhett and Link. - That we did, that we did. Little precursor. - You can't say "worked
with," they acquired us. - And you know, I would
say Damien, your fans, they love to call you
an angel, and you were. - Man, I don't think
anyone's ever said that, but it works.
- Yeah, they use it. Let's get some "Damien's
an angel"s in the chat. (all laughing) - I don't know, I feel like as someone who does
not consider themselves a particularly good serious actor, that was not as bad as I thought. - Dude, that was good. Next time we'll be going
into Noah and I's work. What are you looking forward to seeing? Didn't you work with Ariana Grande once? - Oh my God, don't talk
about my life before this, or even now. I am not excited for my past work. That's all I'm saying. - Oh, but the rest of us are, and you shall all see why. - Shayne wins awards
for all of his acting, and I'm not even kidding. He has them on display everywhere, and he accidentally knocks them
over when you come to visit. He's like, "oh, this?" So I'm excited to see why you have that. - So make sure that you
guys are subscribed, because this video with
Noah and Shayne's video is gonna come out very soon. So you'd better be ready for it! - And buckle up! - But while you're waiting, check out these two videos! Either one, whichever one you want. - These ones are also embarrassing. - Yeah. - But which one's more embarrassing? I think it's this one. - That one?
