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someone tagged the Sneed girl it's literally me yeah I realized that after I commented this like it on singing mon or down to approximately one percent at any level it's outdated but the only piece of research on ethereal chances that I know of has only been done at level four we don't really know about the other levels I know because I was part of that research uh-huh would you look at that I train my abs in mainly two ways planks and compression hear me out he's married and has a baby that's his wife why do people not look into anything why are you speaking why do you say things I uh epios I don't know we'll release the phone number look up in a few weeks thank you for your reply I went to this site and it looks like it's for email lookup only please let me know what I did wrong and thank you yup it's not released yet really cool where does the information come from that would be great I'm the founder well hey nothing like running into the founder right my car is currently orbiting Mars well no it's orbiting the Sun and occasionally passes the orbit of Mars not the same thing who died made you the orbital police Johannes Kepler did wait a Kepler how does that name ring a huge bell a big gong going off in my brain you literally scraped the idea and concept of your avatar and appropriated it as your own extremism is always flawed and often foolished what this one's a little never mind John lamb oh animation Department John lamb is known for invincible oh look at that yet again someone didn't look into anything before they started spewing garbage Superman is a refugee who chose to be a journalist to Champion truth and Justice in his very first appearance he broke down the doors of a Governor's Mansion to stop a prisoner's execution get a real job well I have a real job I write TV and Comics including Marvel's Dark Ages which is the comic your profile picture is from imagine getting dunked on this hard like ow did you know that Legally Blonde originally ended with Reese Witherspoon's L Woods and Selma Blair's Vivian Kensington together this is not true Source here's mine oh I wrote the movie and I'm in the picture you just posted this actress quoted was incorrect damn oh that's so awesome oh this is my favorite one not only were they able to say oh I wrote the movie but I'm in the goddamn picture of the article you linked shut up also we stand L Woods in this household she a queen I love L Woods yes I love Legally Blonde and I also unironically love Legally Blonde too and yes I'm also hoping for another one someday sue me he added unrelated evidence to back up his misinformation no analyst is different from programmer there programmers are developers analysts work on data sets and whatever that is it's closer to 50K and yeah the return rate isn't that high it's about 50 percent nope this is wrong Banks call programmers slash developers technology analysts I've interned in two different bulge brackets and titles were ubiquitous across them in case you don't believe me bro I [ __ ] worked there ah come on what are these people trying to pull a quick summary of why all these UFOs are popping up now call it science Sunday or Super Bowl science Sunday in spatial science in this case radar satellite data we use techniques to filter out noise so we can identify objects in Space the abstract space not outer so now you're an expert on this too considering I wrote peer-reviewed literature is it literature is that what they're talking about and a master's thesis on satellite detection of changes in the landscape I'd say so nothing's ever good enough for people with Twitter apps that look like that he didn't say homophobia doesn't exist in certain communities he just said it's worse in some and he's right homophobia is very bad in the black community apparently you would know considering how homophobic and ignorant you are yes I would know being a gay black man you know I don't know why I'm just thinking about that Twitter interaction where that that weird white guy said being a gay black man myself not saying anything it just it reminded me of that and I thought it was funny they dropped these kinds of laws even in the Soviet Union they didn't have these laws in the Soviet Union in the first place abortions were banned in the USSR oh my God amid Stalin's terror in 1936 and allowed in 1955 two years after he died I was born there in 1955 and I know a bit about the USSR which I helped to transform into the Commonwealth of independent states in 1991. now just Googling that guy's name right there says that he's a Russian politician who served as the former and the first Minister of Foreign Affairs of the Russian Federation under President Boris Yeltsin okay well shoot would you look at that oh oh I love Twitter mutes don't help you bend notes ever heard of a plunger mute you definitely can yep in my 20 years of trumpet playing I've come across plunger mutes the type of bends he's doing here beautifully are very common in jazz and are not performed with a plunger mute Everyone's an expert famous bay basement dweller Stephen King Biden is a disgrace to humankind an embarrassment to the human race in every respect yeah but he's got a real job not a podcast yeah you're right millions of listeners a day on a podcast while you're watching porn in your mama's basement yearning for the days that people actually give a crap about your dumb ass nice combat dip get a job loser famously lazy not at all productive Stephen King sure right Dan millions of listeners a day by the way man that's something I'd really want to look into Jordan is a country many Palestinians went to as refugees it's also a country that slaughtered Palestinians on more than one occasion such as in Black September in 1970. telling Palestinians to go back to Jordan is not dissimilar to telling Jews to go back to Poland you really should learn a thing about the region before spouting this nonsense damn read about the PLO and Jordan Etc does my PhD in Middle Eastern politics count on Twitter no you just have to do some Googling at weird sites that really have no what's the word validity feeling quite grateful for the people at YouTube right now we disagree plenty but it's increasingly clear to me how much worse it could have gone have you been a Creator on YouTube this response says you aren't aware of any of the issues YouTube creators have are you really asking Hank Green Hank Green if he's been a Creator on YouTube are you actually hot or were you trying to be funny because I mean either is fine but you weren't very funny if that's what you were going for the text in Portuguese means a woman posting about martial arts as if she knows anything about it oh I see yeah yeah look at all these medals and tournaments and competitions and everything I've been involved in and been awarded yeah I know nothing about the subject matter oh wow that's so sad bruh unfollow of it's an issue it's my opinion I like his Ben 10 videos I am him and if you have an issue with pride month that's not the kind of audience I want watching my videos hell yeah Rob hell yeah I guess you don't remember Princess Diana dying dude I wrote Princess Diana dying oh you know how Twitter users are you don't know anything you can't know anything you're owned by the government and oh that's tenfold if you're a woman that's just how these people are features I would have if I were making an MP FPS an MP oh well oh multiplayer I'm stupid no sbmm in casual play Ray ranked mode lobbies that stayed together red dots on the minimap map voting just to name a few hint I am making that game LMAO I love how people think no sbmm is going to make their game work haven't been in the industry that long I guess seriously I guess being the executive producer at Infinity Ward on Call of Duty for 10 years doesn't qualify plus another decade making games seriously do these people are they are they gluttons for some kind of embarrassment is that their Kink how hard is it to Google a guy or even better yet no joke try this little trick click on the profile and it will tell you the person wrote the bio themselves it will tell you who they are and what they do so that way you might save yourself the embarrassment guy incorrectly explains how addiction Works to a psychologist addiction slash dependency is a little more complicated than that actually it is not okay masturbate for the first time in your life your dopamine levels will Spike the sky AI now do it two more times and your dopamine will get higher and higher next day do the same thing and the day after well for a week or two your mind will get addicted to the action and you'll start getting Cravings boom you're officially addicted after two to three months of masturbation three to four times a day I've been a doctor of psychology almost 20 years including many years doing substance abuse counseling at University I specialize in sud and did original Research into sud and comorbid PTSD and combat veterans I spent the first eight years of my professional career solely working in both high intensity outpatient and inpatient roles at Resurgence rehab in La I also have about 17 different certificates and various substance abuse counseling sub-specialties see that's a guy who's not messing around um actually just jerk off for a few times a day for several months and that's how addiction is do you understand e of economy I know nothing I've merely got a master's degree in economics and business from a very old ivy league college in America and can show the certificate and was a regional economics course respondent in Hong Kong and Singapore at a magazine called Far Eastern Economic Review yeah I have absolutely no idea what the economy is all about or how it works every short film at Festival about widowed father learning to braid daughter's hair is this an r slash I ate the onion moment or ate the onion judging by the op's username I'm thinking nah oh check that out in the wild on a post about iconic movie scenes recreated in Lego what's the movie after Godzilla The Prince of Egypt the scene with Moses splitting the Red Sea actually it's the Ten Commandments from 1956 starring Charlton Heston why do you think so because I built it Plastics give off a ton of toxins in addition to being very high embodied heat fuels okay these guys should have been on air when they got out of the engine wow I don't know what the hell this guy's talking about but it sounds wild to see love a bit of Reddit armchair firefighting okay I was a firefighter for 15 years engineer and toxicology advisor to my HazMat team since I have also practiced emergency and internal medicine for 25 years your qualification in these fields are oh they're a Reddit armchair professional I mean they kind of admitted to it there supposedly why did we all bust our asses getting Democrats elected to the presidency and in control of both houses of Congress if they can't do a simple thing like raise the minimum wage to 15 bucks an hour maybe you should run for office and make it happen instead of Twitter raging just a thought Bill Clinton put me in charge of getting the minimum wage increased in 1996 and despite the fact that the Senate and House were both under Republican control we did it maybe you should join me in Twitter raging right now yeah I agree let's rage a little bit in a place that matters let's put some pressure on the right places the right seems right also 15 an hour that's not really going to help anybody at this point in time anymore it's It's gotta be like double that at this point dude I'm sorry do you know Ada I'm not looking to prevent any person or animal from being together but there is a lot of misinformation about emotional support animals versus service animal and the legal requirements people should have access to the correct information spreading misinformation doesn't help anyone and of course you're the expert on it I actually am it's literally part of my job this is a bot comment written with code produced by one of the moderators please be wary of clicking on external links both for security and misinformation reasons the most likely original source is this I wonder if the bot should have seen the unworthy.com text in there the bot's looking for the story's origin not the post's origin you know I am the bot right beep boop oh dear Fox News has done to our parents what they thought gangster rap would do to us his rifle safety is off her finger is on the trigger they came within a literal inch of murdering at least two protesters the trigger finger makes sense the safety off does not you know about guns my guy yeah that's me the former Marine infantryman who knows nothing about guns or this particular weapon you got me sport it's not been a great 2023 for us small launch company any so far let's hope rocket lab puts that right in about 10 minutes not U.S rocket company it is from New Zealand okay here's the the about us page it's that easy it's so fun when someone tries to teach one of the main Specialists on Space business about rocket lab country of origin I'll bet telling a member of the band about his bandmate you know it's not their fault but the silence on yesterday's events from some of these hugely popular country singers who are based in Tennessee is embarrassing they could have some real influence over voters in Tennessee but they're too afraid to lose their beer song privileges yes I'm mad please check out Jason Isbell granted not necessarily country but definitely American think he has been in Nashville for over a decade guy tells Josh Barnett 35 to 8 MMA record that he definitely couldn't fight in a cage wait what and you definitely couldn't fight in that cage I don't see why you guys talk about each other it's ridiculous did you just say I couldn't fight in the MMA cage this may be the dumbest thing ever said to me on here and that's a spectacular achievement that really is the bar has to be pretty high on the dumbest things ever said on Twitter especially to you personally nice to meet you back in high school I was at a thing and saw another young lady there about my age I went over and introduced myself and chatted with her she was super sweet then she said oh I just met another girl a few minutes ago and I think you should meet so I followed her op this is blank she said showing me a tiny pale blonde-haired blue-eyed girl who also looked about my age have you guys met yes we have as a matter of fact she drove me here wow what a coincidence that's so funny she said because we live together she paused because she's my sister then we all laughed I'm dark hair dark eyes olive skin so it's not crazy that she didn't realize this plus by then I was bigger than my sister and probably looked older so that didn't help matters on a post asking how a game's NPC memories are implemented it's probably a retrieved query of a relationship database like SQL the query would select from a table where the record primary key of the character table of thoughts sorted in date order wow this is hard to read the thoughts themselves are probably generated during slash after an event or task with a variety of outcomes based on the modifier of past actions and then saved the relationship database table they're just in an array no database or anything like that y'all are really over complicating it you could do it with a custom array system but it's harder to write queries and can come overly complicated or become overly complicated with difficult maintenance so it's probably done that way I'm literally the game's second programmer we don't need to write queries on them telling the director of Shazam what's in his own movie hmm sounds like a Mandela effect thing it was never in the finished movie we cut it since the end was dragging it was only included as a deleted scene nope it was in the movie definitely not a Mandela effect in fact I remember discussing it with my friend who was the seventh seat who was the seventh seat for and what will it mean for future storylines it could be different regions could have presented movie differently no you are wrong the guy that made the movie knows more than you about the movie I'm sorry but you lose good day sir might want to ask someone with experience might want to talk to someone who knows about that kind of sheet metal something as simple as not lining up the bolt holes may make a difference I asked a machinist and designer with more than a decade of experience and he said it would be good he was the handsome guy in the mirror me on a Call of Duty sub Marksman sniper rifles are and have always been lame and cod why am I using a bolt action with a 10 time zoom on it for 100 meters I can shoot a target with a handgun at that range it's silly ground war war zone and DMZ are the only real viable place for them no way you could hit a human-sized Target at 100 meters with a handgun reliably you'd need to be a professionally trained shooter I am I shoot competitively LOL I'm sure you have a ton of experience firing a fully automatic weapon yeah six years in the Army much of that as an infantry team leader primary weapon was an M4 also trained with m240 M249 m2a1 light and heavy machine guns they sucked to clean you could say I have a lot of experience obvious a lot more than Kid Rock have a nice day College hockey player doesn't know hockey you don't know hockey and it's okay show me yours show me yours right now where where are you playing where's your footage of you playing hockey on TV where is it I was the main speaker at an event in Victoria BC I went through the front entrance and the girl at registration looked at me and said janitor's entrance is at the side I said look behind you when she turned there was a huge five-time sized poster of my face hanging there what a weird thing to say to anybody really why would you do that why would you assume oh you're the janitor go that way dude you don't get to do that ask me who I am get me checked in get me ready to go so that you can avoid being completely embarrassed you seem like the type of person that would also be kind of mean about the janitor showing up guy doesn't know he was looking at a professional skier not a good skier oversteering too deep with too much weight lucky you're fine alright what actually I find fast here is the societal abnormality of the social media era okay brother where attempting to show one's expertise in the field results in showing that person's ignorance it's a weird side effect of our new digital world where people having this yearning desire to weigh in on a subject they know little to nothing about I'm less interested in what this guy is saying more interested in the underlying psychology of why and how one can feel the personal need to comment on a subject they have zero expertise in fascinating liquid snake I want some twin Snakes music for a second I thought Seth Everman replied to my tweet you meanie sorry about that it's fine no worries wait a [ __ ] second this is like the Tony Hawk effect how do you not recognize Seth Everman didn't know what he bit off when talking about the 2b2t World download the what world download if it's under 256k out there's no point because all those chunks have been generated 120k out since it's 256k in diameter but yeah no there's a 256k World download now my man I'm the one who did the majority of the World download you're referring to it's 256k diameter and 128k radius oh is it is this the griefing Minecraft server is that what it is hippogriff those are a separate species citation needed you're literally speaking to someone who's part of the eaw team that's the shortest debate I've ever had oh man screw debates lady in public Lane you're very good at swimming you know me but thanks no seriously you should try it and do a trial with the county Club well actually I went to a couple of Olympics me too which sports did you manage to get tickets for oh no no no my dear I know you finished this conversation I know you did show us someone on Tick Tock accused me of stealing a stand-up joke and when I asked them from who they sent a clip of someone doing the joke and that someone was me Senator tries to educate Attorney General on the law cotton your memo specifically says they should not pursue what has been in the standards for decades or sorry has been the standard for decades I cannot read Garland I'm well aware of the standard because I helped write the standard by the way what qualifies this astrophysicist to be a spokesperson about a moon landing I'm just curious what qualifies this person to be a spokesperson and why they're touring a scientific facility she doesn't here to be a scientist or particularly outdoorsy just really confused what message is supposed to be sent here I'm an astrophysicist you dingleberry well that's awkward blue calls out yellow not realizing yellow is someone they're trying to buy from wait what who are you more importantly who do you think you are your questions are disgusting instead of demanding someone answer to you after you've effectively called them a liar takes a lot of nerve and a total lack of insight how about you post here receipts of all the great and amazing things you've done you know who I am you frequent my my D stash my death stash often as we speak you have an active transaction with me whoa recently at a doctor's appointment and she was explaining the evidence-based guidelines for a test and why I should get it doctor the guideline States actually the guideline States it came from evidence showing how do you know that I wrote the guideline aha nice Gotti you guessed wrong not really what Pfizer said but I'm guessing you didn't do well enough in your stem class is to understand the difference Oh you mean these degrees this Bachelor of Science and master of science from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology you know m-i-t are these not good enough for you of course they wouldn't be you're on Twitter explaining what dubstep is to one of The Originators of the genre wait dubstep is a bass music genre consisting of either growly and wubby bases or hypnotic and ambient Arrangements of sub bass bass and sound effects or lead sounds with a sub bass at the bottom or a mix of multiple uh cheers I guess I'll research ASAP okay clearly you don't work in the accountancy world where this tax caused more angst amongst those that have worked hard saved and want their future generations to be given a helping hand I was a queen's counsel I am now a Kings Council who specialized in tax Kevin I suspect you've never been a teacher I have been a classroom teacher a senior leader a school Governor a DFE consultant and a director of free schools does that count to this guy probably not because when people get embarrassed they immediately double down the Air Force trained an AI drone to destroy Sam sites human operators sometimes told the drones to stop the AI then started attacking the human operators so then it was trained to not attack humans it started attacking com Towers so humans couldn't tell it to stop nice work A.I signed one of the people who started worrying about Skynet in 1982. The Terminator two years before the movie came out are you a Terminator I co-wrote it we wrote it before we filmed it no way really bass player for the David the David Matthews Band I don't think we call it the is it the date I thought it was the Dave Matthews Band Dave not David on the train to my early morning flight out of Tampa International wearing my DMB Guilford whatever hoodie and a guy asks me if I went to his concert last night his concert nah I wasn't there nice gotcha I don't think you know much about software development then how come many reasons to maintain software one of the main one being adjusting to newly found security vulnerabilities discovered which you definitely want to patch I can expand on some other reasons but that one is key interesting I hadn't heard about security vulnerabilities before not sure why I should care about them though let's take a very concrete example if you haven't updated your iPhone for a while you can just visit a website that can access and install software on your phone and take admin access that was patched but only if you updated your iOS damn I forgot I made one of those websites whoa Lester is it Leicester Tigers home ground is Welford Road man British word so I only tell you I presume you've never played at Welford road yet then I played for the Tigers for six years actually at least credit the artist Nathan Pyle strange Planet you mean the guy who posted it this is maybe the third time this has ever happened in the history of the internet tops co-founder of lauded AI research firm probably doesn't know what he's talking about hmm for anyone who's unsure about the technical details and is trying to go by signals blah blah blah blah blah blah this guy's misunderstanding how it works and that's fine don't listen to me I don't understand language model fine tuning I'm merely the first author of the paper universal language model fine tuning which explained five years ago how to fine-tune universal language models I'm surprised that the reviewers for the association of computational linguistics conference didn't notice I didn't understand how llms work and published the work anyway and that the 3694 people that have cited it since then also missed this important issue on author Ellen Hopkins post about being or rather books being banned excuse me some of her books have been on bands lists really why it's Banning pornography sorry but you really need to educate yourself on this if the mainstream media couldn't show it on National Television because it was so graphic then it shouldn't be allowed in schools you're telling me about book Banning do you even know who I am that's freaking rich buddy do some research I am the research okay that's the greatest comeback of all time I am the research is freaking incredible and more people need to say it please will you be casting Superman and Batman in the next couple of months Superman casting has begun casting call for Clark Kent has begun for Superman Legacy Luke Eisner is the lead Contender what false casting has not begun how do you know it's false he is the man making the God damn movie although I think we're actually at the point now where he has I think three pairs of people that he's going to be deciding on within the next few weeks I think that's the idea here anyway I hope it's Nicholas Holt I really hope that that guy gets to go from About a Boy to Superman

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Published: Tue Jul 04 2023