r/GymMemes | bruh.

Ultra marathoners telling me how good running is for the body sorry okay the left one is heavier and no one can tell me otherwise yes the power of the rubber coating if it feels even the slightest more squishy to touch it's the medially lighter the most painful realization I ever had is that girls do not care about how much weight you can lift but the boys do keep grinding bro yeah every exercise is a lower back exercise if you do it wrong enough what's that sharp pains when you bend over now yeah just ignore it it's just a lie invented by big physiotherapy Yep they're the ones behind the back pain biggest dude in the gym thanking me for spotting him Me Knowing damn well if he failed it would have been his last ever set lifter does literally any manual labor civilian oh you're getting your workout for the day never heard that one before okay slight aggression when I watch the Incredibles and I saw this scene I this will showcase my obliviousness I genuinely believed he never heard that one before I thought he was pondering I didn't realize it was sarcasm each large muscle of a bodybuilder represents a language he didn't learn a poem he didn't read a fun fact he never memorized I don't know 100 interesting and wacky Harry Potter facts that I memorized no yeah you probably couldn't handle it with your small brain yeah if I die while lifting weights add more weights then call 9-1-1 my body at the gym clearly in pain sweating a lot struggling to breathe full body fatigue and feel light-headed my mind I've never been happier cardio for 15 minutes Lifting for three hours moving up in weight after training consistently yeah the guy who's never lifted in his life lifts more than you I've been doing this for two goddamn years early morning gym goers I have the gym to myself delightful midday gym goers hey do you mind I need to have a 10 minute text conversation between sets while sitting at the machine late night gym gullers I have the gym to myself delightful no hang on as a midday gym goer I just have to say please stop calling me out like this okay my buddy just wants to rest and you know sometimes I just let it oopsie I got distracted on my phone that definitely wasn't intentional nope me forgetting my headphones at home the gym music well you can't tell you it's my work come on okay Frick I can actually relate to this first month in gym getting used to talking with people Jim lingo not being intimidated by people using the weights Etc need to take a mad dump go to the bathroom all the Stalls are occupied brain is on Full autopilot knock and ask the guy how many sets do you have left in there realize what I just said here the guy inside say what the frick man all others start laughing run out and don't come back over a few days realize no one found out it still keeps me up at night Bros dude why that's freaking hilarious that sounds like you said it on purpose I would have loved that it's what every man needs when they're taking a dump some loving humor oh cool you go to the gym what other Hobbies do you have um um the weights are too heavy without my pre-workout I can't increase strength school's over for the holidays let's crowd the local gym now starter pack empty eyes with the Adobe there's accurate as hell when you walk into the gym during dead hours and it's packed oh I hate school holidays I'd be raw dogging the gym no energy drink no pre-workout just fueled by pain it gets the games the month is September 2020. gyms finally open up you and your gym partner go straight to the bench press and load the part with 225 pounds he gives you a liftoff you bring the bar down and can't push it back up he can't lift it up either everyone it's recording front desk is calling 9-1-1 memories right Jim bro oh that's right he died that day when she calls you small but you realize she's just talking about your pee pee and not your calves oh thank goodness I only notice how much weight someone lifts if it's a lot I swear no one will be judging how much you lift ninety percent of people in the gym you dirty eyes now in defense of darty eye people like myself it's because we're resting and we're bored sitting there still for like a minute to two minutes okay we're going to look around we're not judging we're just curious and honestly I'm also admiring people we see not in the pervy way just legal reasons not in the perfect way now it's personal school work and pubs closed yeah also gym closed when you have to ask someone with their headphones on if they're done using a piece of equipment yes it's always the point and thumb point and thumb newbie here started going to the gym yesterday is it possible to attain this physique after one year I weigh 50 kilograms yes but here's the trick you can't buy anyone else's supplements only ours go to our store Link in the description buy our supplements I assure you it is never just adequate rest and diet ignore the science trust me the guy who's trying to make money off you sometimes what a person needs is just one piece ah Jim you can't oh what no no gym like the workout yeah it's fine sorry no no no no no oh I'm sorry people who use pre-workout to make their workout easier dummy people who take sleeping pills to make their workout harder her if I Collapse it's my own fault the UPS guy delivering my set of 45 pound plates me watching from the window in my underwear yeah good day what overweight people think we're thinking when we see them at the gym look at that fatty what we're actually thinking good for him what we're actually actually thinking I wanna go home but I also love it here gyms must remain open the Constitution guarantees freedom of the press hey I get that that's a funny joke bodybuilders what makes them happiest moose the most boring food imaginable prepared in the laziest way possible how do you I'm not even a bodybuilder so that clearly is an incorrect stereotype I easily prove that this is in fact anyone who goes to gym and is lazy that's me I chicken roast some chicken and lentils that's that is my daily meal my girlfriend is a chef and she is in fact disgusted by me shocking liver King was on steroids leaked emails showed that Olympic King was taken almost 12K worth it three injections per day all while promoting his brand of holistic lifestyle ancestral tenants and eating raw meat on camera 99 of the gym Community who saw that coming people who have been choking down raw meat so they can look like him now now don't feel too shocked and embarrassed the ability to choke down on raw meat is a viable skill in certain industries look at him getting those games you get them baby not even proper form LOL dumb baby hey now that's rude and accurate but rude seeing a new high protein product for the first time huzzah four grams protein per serving is how capitalism has failed us approximately normal it's certainly the most accurate way to find the mean median and average without using any maths doing deadlifts some stupid kid runs around my gym runs into my leg as I'm trying to lock out the lift I drop the bar into the ground loudly tell the kid to tick off his mother shows up angry as hell tells me to stop lifting around the kids reply that she should keep the kids away from me next day goddamn kid is bothering me again when I'm doing chest so I slam the weights loudly right next to him kid cries tells his mom that I'm scary the mom flips out gives me a huge rant about what his Meathead I am I yell back she eventually starts crying and runs off with both her kids she moves out never see her or the little Schmitz again home gym Master race hey wait a minute Gym Rats to other people's progress pictures oh dear oh dear gorgeous gym rests to their own body yeah my gym with bench presses and squat racks best I can do is two also my gym with treadmills 200 000 units are ready with a million more well on the way why no one year uses them I can't bench 315 my body fat is above seven percent my arms are 26 inches most people don't even exercise regularly you're doing great also you're afraid about being above seven percent unless you're competing in some Iron Man muscle show there is no reason for you to achieve seven percent body fat strive for 20 that's literally as far as you need to go any further is like bringing a ladder to Mount Everest just so you can climb it and say you climbed higher than everyone else let me get this straight you think they're completely physically exhausting yourself as the most relaxing part of your day I do and I'm tired of pretending it's not when you want to re-rack the weights after you've finished but the power lifter girl says I'll just leave it there it will be good for a warm-up oh defeated male leaves deadlift bench press squat five minute rest personal trainers there are many exercises to choose from Power lifters there's three actually mother flippers will go from left to right in three months and tell you I just eat a lot of chicken bro broccoli and rice well the biggest factor in this transformation is a little something we can all grab it's called c g I actually red plates and competitive power lifting going from a leeco calibrated competition plate are weighing in at 25 kilos not pounds in fact this is actually closer to 55 pounds that would mean she's benching 220 kilograms or 485 pounds which even for men's standards is considered to be an elite competition power lifter the fact she isn't even arching and the fact she's using a closed grip means she's on more roids than freaking Rich Piana has consumed in his entire short life yeah every episode of Magic School Bus isn't an actual school trip it's just her being completely cooked early riser verse afternoon grinder wakes up 4 AM to go train afternoon grinder trains after work well who would have guessed that oh God early riser thinks they're better than everybody because they're up early afternoon grinder puts in eight hours of work and then doubles down at the gym Riser averages at least two rise and grind posts per week the grinder posts PRS and lifting memes early riser has a caffeine addiction while the afternoon grinder also has a caffeine addiction my anti-social but deciding whether I should ask for a spot or risk my life for a PR it's uh certainly uh difficult the guy with a Hydro Flask airpods Nike sneakers and performance sweatshirt boots a gallon of water and a hoodie from a roofing company say five grand avoid this forever okay yeah sure let me just fit a squat rack in my office that already has only two by three square meters nobody high school kids deadlifting come on man what is that laughs me doing lat pull Downs the guy opposite me doing seated rows yeah please don't tell me one of these grunting right now uh no when I see that the big guys and Jim are getting vaccinated in the locker room after a workout good for them don't know why they're putting the needle in the butt cheek though that's such a weird place I have two sides I'm the weakest person in the gym I am the strongest member of my of Miami me me who trains legs three times a week a 42 year old father of three who hasn't seen the inside of a gym since the Cold War the hell genetics what's the secret muscles after six months of exercise muscles after one week of no exercise and you yeah I just gotta roam the stroke for the sake of being more factually correct if you fear this don't worry it's not true it's more accurate to say you lose your mind muscle connection consistency that breaks because you haven't done it in a week you're like oh wow I've forgotten the feeling I say this to someone who's definitely gone a week without exercise multiple times your muscles remember how much you've used them not how little you've used them even if you only go once a week you're still gonna get benefits not as much as if you go more frequently but you will still get benefits anyway back to the memes skipping lifting take cardio day dating a gym bro was the safest bet all he gonna do is wear tight shirts to work spend hours in the gym grab a burrito bowl Flex in the bathroom mirror and watch YouTube videos till he falls asleep now someone please date me girls spotting other girls will you spot me sure thing guys spotting other guys I want you to spot me but if you for any reason touch the bar before it is necessary I will see to it that your bloodline is no more that is completely understandable life goals being able to squat your girlfriend's weight being able to deadlift your girlfriend's weight being able to bench press your girlfriend's weight having a girlfriend your gym Nemesis only loads up 75 percent of your squat he overhead presses it oh no when you find out that once you get in shape you still have to stay in shape um what lifters in the 70s and 80s I just worked out for six hours now it's time for my sixth steak lifters today I can't gain math because I'm an ectomorph hey it's me again fact Jack ruining the flow of this meme video reminder that ectomorphan all that other stupid is completely false there's no such thing as three body types it originated from a cycle just in the 1940s using it to justify people's character traits more so like a Eugenics thing like haha white people are better because wear this body shape nowadays it's adopted by Fitness influencers using it to scam you into a quick buck so if anyone tells you they're an endomorph just understand they're being as legitimate in science as someone says that they don't like Nutella and tomatoes or sandwiches okay it's just completely untrue get accused of using steroids as a Nettie get accused of being a Natty when on steroids but I shoved so many needles up my butt and now the simplification of what it means to go to the gym lift heavy stone make sad head voice quiet it hurts your freaking don't you dare stop you fat Frick remember why you started goddamn three years later thank you for always believing in me you believed in yourself King why are we over all this water that's not water that's my three years of body sweat this isn't even my final form yet babe please it's almost summer cut with me one sec sweetie people who don't lift protein powder is this steroids God I wish it was that simple good morning hmm tiny weights yo getting called out by Chris Bumstead of all people damn heaviest the weights I could find on the super yacht how heavy are the weights on your yacht I know he likes to think he's making an effective comeback by emphasizing that he has a super yacht but the only excuse he can have for this is a his super yacht is too small to have bigger weights lying around or B he just genuinely can't lift any heavier now that said low weights but High Reps should be a part of your exercise routine absolutely but that could possibly defend Andrew potato so let's not do that plans with friends lower back pain shoulder pain four missing assignments sore muscles me so anyway I stopped very freaking freaking absolutely diced for the zero bashes we're gonna talk to this summer one is with the angle of that arm why is it why is it so tiny my boyfriend's Jim bro dude broke up with him hey bro I'm gonna start going alone I don't get the same pumps with some of your workouts like I do alone I was talking to the big plate it goes the big black dude yeah I was talking to him and it has a lot to do with the fact that we have different body types sounds like someone who hates Nutella and tomato sauce sandwiches and I'm just talking about chest and back workouts arms legs and abs are always freaking amazing with you what is this not even getting the full carrot anymore he's just dangling half a carrot hell to protect your home from Power lifters my God each of those treadmills weigh 220 kilos there's no way we can even penetrate this Fortress there's only one person who can break through you fool it's only 2 p.m school's not even out yet public holiday boys oh Miss Frizzle today's after school lesson is how to become like the best MK narrator uh what not that many people just hearing back the Frizzle skit oh I'm an idiot not that many people will ever call you flat to your face but if you lose weight tons of people will be comfortable telling you that you used to be fat okay but how else do you compliment someone without implying that they weren't worthy of that compliment beforehand because you're complimenting their progress at the gym it's a paradox thank you for changing my life I'm literally just a heavy Circle those Giants are actually lovely if you can find the courage to talk to them the biggest guy in the gym when he's lifting the same guy when you actually talk to him concise Tenkai is key I wish I was as fit as you then work out every day for five years what people think is difficult what is actually difficult yeah that's me I still forget to eat breakfast my local gym unless you were there at 3am forget about it gym budget benches treadmills big arms wait it's all triceps always has been gym code words that was all you you almost died engages your core your form was terrible looking big looking average looking huge looking average I'm on a bulk I'm eating so bad I benched that in high school I've never benched that in my life I'm fighting demons I can't get over my high school girlfriend me trying to remember if that was my third or fourth set I'm gonna say for it so I can go home one liter of water normally one liter of water in the gym schedule is screwed up and muscle is small please have please help what people think is difficult what is actually difficult again yes I hate the harsh truth that what makes your muscles bigger and stronger is just outside the gym what you do at the gym is like torturing them to almost death so they grow back stronger your abs aren't impressive if you can't even bench one plate 125 pound dudes with a six-pack thank you

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Length: 19min 4sec (1144 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 12 2023