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young Timmy the the what splitter the the no thank you you put that back where you found it babus wielder of the flame oh oh okay oh we're doing cat dragons now I tried to take a photo of his yawn but the sunset turned him into a fire breathing monster why are you sad about this this is incredible this is how I feel every time I accidentally eat anything remotely spicy Forest battle Mech the deadly tree Destroyer this is me after I walk through a forest and get eaten alive by a bunch of mosquitoes I'm going to come back in this and we're going to have a chat orange Barrel monster okay that's way better than I what I was imagining isz what I was imagining had to do with agent orange this is just a crash Transformer that used to be a traffic truck little face big claws oh you were not kidding when you said a intestinally tiny face something giant cosmic power Tey tiny little face Freddy Bakery the one who wants to bake free oh my God he does I want to bake free he is the only one in this situation that looks completely un ressed I am so sorry random baker man with the opposable thumbs oh you were just missing a u I was trying to think of what a b was um take those off immediately this is unacceptable also having lived with a pet rabbit H how did you get those on its on its front paws without it just beating the crap out of you Burger Jesus the savior of all of the Catholic hamburgers I should have expected that but I didn't this is one of those if you zoom in enough it doesn't you don't see it but you zoom on out and behold it's Jes who package a burger like this it's like split in half on the top and then there's this tiny other what is this Abomination I'm more offended by the burger Katon V7 guardian of Katon ruler of settlements okay this is the first time I've ever had any interest in playing katans if they added Mech I'd be so interested confeder us the southern congregation uh I don't want to stereotype it y'all ain't wrong Lord Lord they they these got to be brothers or something they're all dressed like my dad oh this is this is what a lot of my dad's power plant crew look like yep yeah that that that sounds about right David the cosmic wander this is Dave the skeleton please bring Dave to other subreddits so he can explore keep Dave going woo misre that is explode the first time but yall don't need to know that priest of the aquinox eclipse ritual is this like a a genuine ritual like vaguely interested in just like the history and and knowledge about it the 38 fingered mat and how old are you today ER five huh how old am I I'm this many floof dark Mage ancient sorcerer oh that's amazing no that's fantastic you've just given cats more Powers good job we're all screwed the ginger man man the the no no no if it's the ginger man man it's made out of man no no no no no no no no no grandma the serwer of armies crochet tank crochet tank crochet tank that's Fant fantastic this is something my wife would do in like 50 years he will stop at nothing to get your blood on his hammer did you steal Mr reboot good work you know what must be done hero ironclaw Yakuza cat Clan Boss look there's a very specific way to classy Rock a Hello Kitty phone case and this is it stylish but illegal monkey found roaming Toronto Ikea I feel like stylish but illegal monkey is just a fantastic title track my brain also wanted to add prohibited Goat as a track name I'm not sure why but there here you go Catholic church secretly planning to build Mecha Pope anonymous source reveals NPC daily I I'm sure that's not a real that can't be a real real new site I don't get the point of organized religion but but I do want to see a mecha Pop I would be happy to build the other side's Mech if that's Satan or just legal consequences for your actions mom The Illusionist uh mom physics applies to you just as much as it does to everybody else you can bend the rules of reality but reality will take its due the mosquito pileo to summon the queen mosquito what in the godamn hell you you kill this right now where's my robot dog Netflix and Chile that sounds a lot oh oh never mind he looks like he's smiling but he also looks like he's regretted this entire decision not it's cage won't last long yeah you know how the Planter's uh peanut guy like canonically died there was a baby he never died this is what's left it remembers it can smell your fear octop for future employers it is a picture of a cat on a mirror it happens to have eight legs and it's also funny the tree of Palms unspoken ruler of the plants across hybrid between Homo Sapien and plant genes no no no no no no do you want flesh hands oh my God think of the vegans panicking right now cuz this is how you get flesh hands okay stop trying to make the trees scream iight 42 the Demonic pancake do you want to know how I got this Jam Jesus Christ you did this on purpose too Clips or the pinned this is the correct use for are these bad Clips or they cloes pins I don't know we use them interchangeably the correct response is to make giant mechs out of them until they all snap and fall apart uh and and then you can use them for boring stuff petus the Petrified ENT I don't know what sides are the face looks droopy but the actual tree itself has the same Aura as those cell phone antennas that look like giant trees like something's not quite right here and it's definitely not natural potato mine the buffed kamakazi hello dude imagine making fries out of that the Virgin courtz oh he we saw this yeah it's like you used the wrong material for their face and just it reacted the Virgin Mary had allergies to rocks granny Reaper Slayer of all who mess with Gardens and baked goods that's genuinely unsettling if if you are that old and running that fast with that kind of a tool um yeah 20 gauge please sea boss you aren't even a snack to se boss ruler of the deep I'm impressed but also whales like whales shks are so pretty though a lot of people are afraid of the ocean and and that's completely reasonable and I respect that but I don't understand it just because there's so many pretty things in the ocean and they're all so far apart and most of them look at you are just like do not care spy deer the fused deer of light and spider of the darkness that sounds sick as hell I think that's I think that's an antelope I'm sorry or gazelle something that's not a deer these AR deer handlers what happens if they accelerate is that will that hold up either way now I just want to see here with eight legs thanks concept of a scrapped Sakira boss sword Maiden Babushka yes dude that sounds amazing like the most polite but Stern I don't even know how the combat is in SAS cuz people were like it's hard and I was like okay screw it I love it it's fantastic send Donald witch Trump president of Sandia my God I'm not going to be able unsee this just like a pile of Oscar Meer like why why is a pile of Oscar Meer yelling at me final tuba of Doom oh we need an air compressor we need three air compressors this is going to be great the ultra wife casts teapot sure I'm sure this is a stock photo or AI wait I got to count the fingers there's there's there's enough fingers but yeah I I'd recommend uh returning fire with coffee pot and then seeking marriage counseling and or restraining order but but getting one parting shot like return the favor the unfaced trio the most dynamic Slenderman copy pastas in existence this is fantastic wow I think that's Japanese don't kill me if it's not why why why are clothing displays so much more interesting I would actually buy clothes in stories if the displays look like this everything looks boring it's just like ah this is how the outfit will look like when you're like standing casually I'm like I'm not standing casually I'm trying to attract the attention of the nearest dog while trying to locate the nearest Taco Bell there's a lot going on aorus the cardian of the Realms oh oh that's a guardian that's cool as hell I love this every once in a while you think creativity is dead and then somebody does this in a night because they wanted to and it's amazing and I love it VLC player yeah Avenger of open sources this is is true though you throw anything at VLC it'll just be like all right you got this corrupted video that's like got half of it missing and it's got random chunks in the middle that are just corrupted yeah sure I'll play I'll play everything I can Bardon of the Dawn I actually really I I think uh it would be much better as like a night walker because like during the day it's completely dormant and then at night it lights up that's just cool that's just so cool wait wait did it move between the two pictures oh my god I think it did

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Length: 8min 26sec (506 seconds)

Published: Thu May 02 2024