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oh that is beautiful laughing about squidward's misery as a kid laughing about squidward's misery as an adult yeah squidward was just like one lone adult trying to warn all of us we didn't listen ha ha funny cartoon mario fans when they see italian men with big bushy mustaches in real life oh my god drew the lion it's a meme when the cholesterol hits hard after a meal oh wait i haven't eaten yet god that looks amazing i currently live out in the middle of nowhere because i'm in between moving and i haven't had like a real burger in ages and i just i just want two krabby patties batman be like always such a relaxed down-to-earth guy nostaline you need yoga me just trying to go through my day cringe memories brain brain shut up you have to do this like right when i'm about to fall asleep okay water underwater will make your money wet a sea under the sea and fire under the sea no water in the pool mr crab's daughter drowning fishes taking a bath underwater playing a trumpet underwater with a helmet on that's a saxophone but okay driving a boat under the sea listens to music with his eyes a water soap bubble drinking from a straw at the bottom of the ocean a snail that meows and plays violin hello and welcome to cinemasins uh tnt recipe no that's not right a tnt recipe minecraft okay me literally doing anything other than studying can't have dirty garbage avoidance how it feels when the teacher says great question this is the same feeling you get when your boss says good work you versus the guy she tells you not to worry about i mean this also insinuates some very uncomfortable thoughts none of which we will be exploring here today we only sell krabby patties in krabby patty accessories here me hits bug on the wall seeing it fall down also me not finding the bug on the ground oh no oh nowhere is it i've made it angry people finding out why europeans can't just simply put air conditioners in their house visible frustration uh which reason i know some of the windows like open sideways and then i think areas of germany like have housing codes that literally prohibit ac use and to be clear this is coming from a floridian i'm used to the heat and i actually don't turn ac down that low but i also really hate hoas and anybody who's like you should do things this way because i say so well i'm not going to out of spite middle school me after looking up naked women well welcome to the internet mcdonald's employees fixing their ice cream machine hello mac ice cream machine have you met mcbat i like the guy who hacked the ice cream machine software so that mcdonald's employees could actually fix it instead of waiting for the exclusive contract bullcrap that franchise owners have to sign expectation uh versus i mean a friend of mine recently got one that had no eyes and somehow that was way worse one insurance fraud later that's what happens when you find termites for legal reasons that was a joke sherlock holmes getting ready to examine my left eye in order to figure out whether or not i helped orchestrate the krusty krab bombing of 08 no no no no no no when you realize college debt still would have led to this yeah there are a few fields where you know college is worthwhile but uh there are a lot of other fields where uh no not for that amount of money no little italy that's my line me popping my head out of my room to see if the visitors have left yet are they still there see the older you get the less appropriate it is to hide from visitors i still do it anyway but like the less appropriate it becomes oh hell nah they took practice legs i don't want to make fun of this too hard because it might have been like like a little kid making these and that would you know be supposedly cute but all i can say is that there were some genetic deformities at the wish factory marvel movie he's a great completely self-contained story that one guy who always expects a crazy cameo hey where's morbius shut up nickelodeon putting memes on shirts knowing impulsive 20 year olds will buy them you can't say the marketing department doesn't know what they're doing me after drawing for two minutes imagining how amazing my artist career will be yeah yeah that that it's gonna take a lot longer than two minutes uh uh oh okay i'm disturbed and vaguely threatened again disturbed and vaguely threatened mustard powder mustard sauce mustard gas solid liquid and a gas yeah wait till you see it in a plasma form europeans when you tell them they should use air conditioning i don't need it fine when i'm watching a new youtuber for the first time and deciding if i should subscribe or not yeah this is why i just don't ask people to subscribe either you actually like this stuff are you or you don't and that's okay just remind people at the end and let them decide when my phone is at my room at night okay it wasn't my phone but it was an ipod touch and it had wi-fi so you know it was good enough okay get in i'm genuinely not sure is this is the cpu cooler looks vaguely like a cpu socket can someone please explain why mr krabs open his restaurant so far away from a dense residential area one he doesn't like people two last competition three i don't know you probably got kicked out people who put on seven packets of male 1 and ketchup yeah probably i don't know who is responsible for creating egg and vinegar pudding and being like this should go on sandwiches but they'll get what's coming to them i'm looking at you mr hill man actually yes yes yes we do think this and this is the perfect album cover money doesn't matter rich people looks don't matter attractive people patrick starr when you spent 15 minutes very strategically getting into bed without moving your pet and they get up anyways yeah my dog does this all the time it's very sad flies a literal pile of crap i saw plankton trending and thought he finally got the secret formula that is that is the correct response when you somehow lose out on your grandfather's inheritance after carefully plotting and succeeding to poison his drink yeah the uh the lawyers don't take too kindly to that when i doodle a bb on my friend's notebook but but then he doodles a notebook on on my ap oh oh no me trying to not cough in public after choking on my own saliva during the pandemic fine fine when she gives you the blindfold as she says let me get ready looks vaguely concerned the thousand nsfw man-made horrors behind my comprehension me typing in how to beat a gold into reddit search [Music] you your dean yep yep europeans right now this is this is fine i'm moving do you ever wonder what comes after said spongebob there is no after said squidward this is it only one round that's all we're getting this this was oddly beautiful oh my oh my god it was all a set ah my reality is crumbling guys guys after the shave i don't know why that voice needed that but it did when your streamer simping has taken over your life that's an oddly appropriate image average soda fan versus average water enjoyer yeah you can see the misery going deep into their eyes the part of the song on tick tock the the full song oh how disappointing this is like uh when itunes was first starting to sell like single songs they clip the best part instead of just the beginning 30 seconds they do the best 30 seconds and i got so many disappointment songs out of that i never turned my back on the ones i came up with spongebob squarepants okay we did not need anatomically correct spongebob no no we didn't all right this this i can get behind this is hilarious five-year-old me the straw to my chalky milk blowing bubbles 15 degrees celsius in winter 25 degrees celsius in summer that's 59 and 77 degrees for those used to freedom units and i'm from florida both of them are too cold take the dirty bubble challenge hit the battle ball 29 trillion 998 billion 559 million 671 349 times in a row ah no no i don't think i will teacher rest of the class he doing whatever on this field trip that was my biggest problem was wandering away i get distracted by 37 different things on every field trip and my parents still didn't think i had adhd me wondering where my tooth fairy money was for the first 20 teeth sorry americans adjusting their ac europeans like did a squat today so don't expect me to come into work tomorrow i'm calling in thick telling your girl what's the hottest thing in her ear this is just this is just phrase weirdly it sounds like there's something in her ear how tough are you how tough am i i walked with bare feet on the concrete at the water park yes so without getting them wet first all right right this way sorry to keep you waiting me but shall i want to turn evil my other child i did not know what a chow was thank you google i've only played the older sonic so don't get on my case

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Length: 9min 35sec (575 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 28 2022