CLEVER COMEBACKS #12

if you're wearing a mask why would you care if i'm not your mask works right oh so if you're sober why would you care if i was driving drunk your seatbelt and airbags work right yeah it's not my fault at all now do you see how dumb you sound karen come on dude everyone my name is jake and welcome to clever comeback so we're going to be looking at comebacks which are clever there ain't no coming back from them they're so clever that i don't even know they're clever comebacks enjoy you guys live in apartments like this and don't see any issue ah it drives women crazy that men can just sit and be happy you see i like obama's like that you know minimalism you don't have all these extra things you don't need like that's nice maybe if they cleaned it up a bit it'd be nicer but just yeah i worked my butt off at amazon with a hot and sweaty mask risking my life while unemployment got 600 bucks sitting on their bar make it make sense you're being underpaid by the richest man on the planet and being told the problem is someone out of work getting a couple hundred bucks so they don't literally die to be fair i don't blame the people that are choosing to take furlough and get like two-thirds of their pay for doing absolutely nothing as opposed to going in risking their life like just stay at home and get that extra money sure when it's all like safe and probably a vaccine or something then go back yeah don't just stay at home and do nothing illegal immigrants must go back home two-thirds of trump's wives were immigrants proving once again we need immigrants to do jobs most americans wouldn't do there is a big difference between illegal and legal though i think you gotta you gotta differentiate interviewer so frank you have long hair does that make you a woman frank zappa you have a wooden leg does that make you a table wait what was this interviewer trying to prove like oh you've got long hair you must be a girl it's like elementary school we won the war against coronavirus the same way we won the war against vietnam it got too expensive so we pretended that it was over probably not the best idea but a sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines has closed the northbound lanes of state line road near the 100th street in kansas city missouri wow americans will measure with anything but the metric system is this genuinely a real like article did someone actually go to university get a journalism degree and then write about seven to eight really washing machines why washing machines as well why not dryers you could use that or you could have a two-in-one washer dryer why not that um who doing hair and nails today uh i do hair nails and makeup every day except sunday this virus has business booming oh where are you from i need my hair done oh at va beach i'm a mortician want an appointment keep going outside i have a feeling this was a while ago as well when it was more boomer have they opened them back up yet i think they might have i don't know they probably shouldn't kanye west drops out of 2020 presidential race burger king says we've run offers that lasted longer than his campaign presidential dropout will be a great album at least yeah we got something to look forward to i reckon it was just to promote his album like fully but you know all 10 pregnancy tests say i'm pregnant but that's just because i'm taking more tests yeah it's not like you're pregnant 10 times or maybe it is maybe you have 10 babies which fictional character would you totally bang uh what about your girlfriend come on bro you didn't have to go there after seeing half a country actively reject wearing a mask during a pandemic i would like to apologize to the filmmakers of every horror movie ever made for calling their characters unbelievably dumb for going into the murder basement because apparently that's normal no no no don't go in that it's very dangerous you can't tell me what to do i have rights right these two bullets collided in the battle of galapaly in 1950 the chances of this happening are one in a billion name something more unlikely to happen what about three bullets colliding like that that could be more hard yeah it's selfie time your beloved disney characters are waiting to share the magic with you i'll kill a thousand children before i let my economy die why did you have to reopen disneyland like just wait a tiny bit please you've got enough money right once a vaccine for coronavirus is developed it should be free yeah that's a pretty good point so let's also make chemotherapy free then uh yeah that would be awesome let's do that can we do that yeah probably summer camps are requiring children get vaccinated amid measles fears uh do they offer camps for kids that are not vaccinated yeah they're called cemeteries you can take your kid there whenever you want as soon as they reach like four or five they're probably gonna be there if we all just switched to cursive and stick shift cars we could [ __ ] an entire generation i love how you all talk bad about a generation you raised like it's their fault and not yours okay first cursive like we can read cursive that's not that hard and we could probably swivel the writing around to make it look like that that's just pointless and then stick shift like we drive stick i have to drive that in uk we don't drive automatically well i don't see the problem with automatic like what does that change why do we have to go back in time today i learned that according to legend the corgi was a gift from woodland fairies and their markings were caused by saddles and stirrups placed on their backs oh yeah wait how can you spend hundreds of years breeding a dog into a little sausage shape and then just forget about it and say fairies did it not the smartest people wanted to arrest samuel evan lake has a warrant for his arrest lake is 23 years of age 171 centimeters tall and of thin builds here he is oh some late comments oh i need to get a new mug shot the police reply oh come see us and we will arrange at no cost some lake replies if only they were as good at finding me as they were with comebacks finding me police come on a yale history professor told me to get tutoring for my remedial english i'd already received right price for non-fiction and later that year the veach prize for fiction so i told him it's not that i don't know how to write it's that you don't know how to read grammar i have no idea what the right prize or the beach prize is but they're prizes so you must be good right walmart it is true yes sabrina walmart what is your reasoning in areas of low covert rates and what if medically someone could not wear one you do understand the invasion of constitutional rights that you are doing walmart sabrina the majority of our stores are in areas struggling with covet if you could not wear a mask you can still shop on our website we have other rules that may invade your constitutional rights like the rule against licking through and putting it back stacy says walmart was the rude comment needed walmart replies stacy similar to a mask when you shop at our stores the rude comment is needed yes i wish companies would do this more often obviously you can't do it like all the time and just be rude because then you'd have no customers and you kind of need customers if you're a company but just like every so often to these people it would make my day shaq says just found out pettering e-wing indoor snickers can't get any dumber than that patrick owen replies ah coming from the guy who endorsed some damn pregnancy tests the accuracy percentage is higher than your entire careers free throw percentage shaquille o'neal's pregnancy test over ninety percent accurate wow that's the weirdest endorsement i've ever seen i've gotta say and only ninety percent accurate though like over surely you want a hundred percent mcdonald's our ice cream machine is broken deal with it chick-fil-a chick-fil-a employee climbs down storm drain to get customer's phone oh wow wait a sec i thought chick-fil-a was against guys entering manholes or am i reading this wrong pokemane ah gamergirl pretends to play scuffed mario kart for 0.2 seconds tom replies nobody watches you for your personality nor gameplay pokemane says nobody watches you at all that's good that's a good one latest at victoria police finds a male drove from werribee to cbd to get a specific butter chicken i need to know the restaurant for work purposes victoria police hashtag stay home here's some easy butter chickens it must have been good butter chicken though to be fair like was it worth the fine probably not though it's so easy to look cool when you have done nothing but it's not always the case see this person has done a lot they just resharped wow this is like some inspirational thing i'm so confused i'm not wearing a mask but this is hilarious lol keep on with the laughs jack it's really sad that you have reproduced poor kids god all the girls wanted me lol yeah they wanted you gone away just leave please did you know that a person can't invent a new face while dreaming so thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight pick a blind oh gross i don't want to think about some guy dreaming about me in bed oh i don't think you'll ever have to worry about that no problem did nightmares counter streaming though maybe if they do then she might be in luck he off his plate on the first date to establish dominance and leave her with the bill to establish consequences that that does not sound like a healthy first date i doubt they'll be seeing each other again but we could be seeing each other again if you click on screen right now and subscribe and do that stuff it's not a day it's more just you get to watch the videos but that's that's better trust me that's that's way better video

Channel: WhyJake

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Length: 11min 26sec (686 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 26 2020