>> ALL RIGHT.
THIS MEETING OF THE WARM STREET COVID BUBBLE IS NOW IN SESSION.
>> I AM SO GRATEFUL WE GET TO DO THIS ONCE A WEEK.
IF I DIDN'T HAVE THIS BUBBLE, I WOULD GO INSANE.
>> YEAH, YOU HAVE TO HAVE A POD YOU CAN TRUST.
>> ANY MAN. >> ALL RIGHT.
WHO'S READY TO PLAY PIONEERS?MN. >> ALL RIGHT.
EN. >> ALL RIGHT.
WHO'S READY TO PLAY PIONEERS? >> I THINK I HEAR A PIZZA MAN AT
THE DOOR. EXCUSE ME, THAT WILL BE -- I'LL
BE GETTING THE PIZZA, FELLOW FORGERS.
>> BRIAN DOBBET, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR STORMING THE CAPITOL.
>> YES, I AM. YOU GOT ME.
>> WHAT? BRAD, YOU STORMED THE CAPITOL?
>> I'M SORRY, EVERYONE. I WASN'T IN THE BATHROOM THAT
DAY. I WAS DOWN IN D.C. STOPPING THE
STEAL WITH MY BOYS. >> OH, MY GOD, BRAD, WHY ON
EARTH WOULD YOU DO THAT? >> BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT OUR
NATION AND ITS CONSTITUTION SO I WIPED JELLY ON A STATUE AND
PUT PELOSI'S PHONE DOWN MY PANTS.
>> SO THAT'S WHAT YOU DID? >> WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO
DO? THE GUY I WANTED TO WIN DIDN'T
WIN. >> COME ON, LET'S GO.
>> LET ME GET MY COAT FIRST, OKAY?
>> WELL, IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?
>> TELL MY STORY. >> OH, MY HAND!
>> OH, MY GOD. DID ANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?
>> NO. I MEAN, IT'S BRAD.
SWEET, ANGRY BRAD. >> I AM FLOORED.
I MEAN, YOU THINK YOU'D KNOW SOMEONE AND THEN THIS HAPPENED?
>> LET'S START THE GAME. SHALL WE?
>> OH, I GUESS THAT'S THE PIZZA. >> HOP TO IT, ANGELA.
WE HAVE A LOT OF PIONEERING TO DO.
>> OKAY, QUIT REMINDING US. >> ANGELA BORNE?
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. >> OKAY, I KNOW.
>> ANGELA! >> NOT SWEET, RACIST ANGELA.
>> IT'S TRUE. I'M A PATRIOT UNLIKE THIS BUBBLE
OF CUCKS. >> YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL.
>> IT WAS WORTH IT. I HAD SEX WITH CHUCK NORRIS.
AT LEAST HE TOLD ME HE WAS CHUCK NORRIS.
HE KEPT SAYING "YOU STILL THINK I'M CHUCK NORRIS, RIGHT?"
>> OKAY, WE'RE TAKING YOU IN. >> WELL, LET ME JUST GET MY
STUFF, PLEASE. UNCLE JIM SAID DON'T TREAD ON
THIS. >> IS ANYBODY ELSE FREAKED OUT
THAT TWO OF OUR FRIENDS JUST GOT ARRESTED?
>> OH, NO. NOT YOU, TOO.
>> DUDE, YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT, OKAY?
>> IT'S JUST THE PIZZA GUY. >> OR IS IT?
>> ARE YOU KEITH REYNOLDS? >> YEAH, CHOO DADDY ON
FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE. >> ARE YOU GOLDIE FLEMMING?
>> I AM, AND I WANT MY PHONE CALL.
>> THAT HAPPENS LATER, MA'AM. >> OH, MY GOD, NOT CRAZY GOLDIE
AND DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED KEITH.
>> OKAY, HOW DID YOU FIND US? >> WAS IT OUR POST ON INSTAGRAM?
>> OR CHECK IN ON FACEBOOK? >> OR WHEN I VENMOOED HIM THEIR
10 TO KICK PENCE'S ASS? >> MAY I GRAB MY CAPE THAT
CELEBRATES MY SOUTHERN HERITAGE? >> NO.
>> MAY I QUICKLY PUT ON SOME FACE PAINT?
>> NO. >> AND THIS IS THE AMERICA YOU
WANT TO LIVE IN I ASK YOU? >> GOOD DAY ALL!
>> I JUST DON'T GET IT. I MEAN, ONE OF THEM WAS MY WIFE.
>> I KNOW. >> LIKE, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW
ANYONE ANYMORE. DO I EVEN KNOW YOU?
>> NO. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
>> OKAY, CAN I GRAB MY CROSSBOW? >> NO.
>> BUT I'M A STATE SENATOR! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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