Poketuber Reacts to "If Pokemon Trainers Were Smart"

what's going on everyone my name's butters and what if pokemon trainers was smart I'm like the stupid 12 year olds that we know them to be today I am slowly becoming more hair than man but it's okay because I'm sure you're all experienced in the same situations all right one day I'll become a giant redheaded blob on your screen and when that day comes you better hit that like button because I know you haven't named it yet and you should be doing it right now okay so we're gonna be watching some more dorkly videos today if you don't know Dhokla is a fantastic youtube channel really really really good videos over there high quality Pokemon animations if you want to go and subscribe to them I will leave them linked in the description I would encourage you to go and subscribe and also I'll leave the original video linked in the description if you would like to watch that as well make sure that you do head over there and check them out alright now we've gone that's out of the way and you have followed me on Twitter and Instagram because you should be doing that it's freaking get into this video shall we if pokemon trainers were smart this is the full series apparently they did a lot of videos on this and here were telling me you should you should watch this because it's actually good and I haven't seen this before so I do want to give it a look it's the full series of videos if they were small just like well I could just have Y to buy the other ones like right there so like take that to gods are coming to arrest you for you what are you gonna do with it okay you just sit there and have a cup of cup of tea and a nice biscuits with it's know what you gonna do with it all the way I do pause the videos a lot to give my opinions because what's a reaction video if you just sit there and don't actually talk about what's happening you know why not that Bobo's watch he's gonna sit on your table indefinitely and technically it's a legendary because there's only one of it in the entire region it's not a legendary that's how it works this this title is wrong it says he poked one trans a small this kids stupid also for a twelve-year-old has a really deep voice I would just be an idiot it's just fighting am you two on the wild obviously out there oh no you fainted at him guess you can't catch Mewtwo now right just turn the bot it should be even easier than usual oh come on uh okay boss so what pokemon are you gonna use grab mr. ball on buck grab a cyclist with wise giant blades like sure thing boss he'll grab his ankles and then there goes the Mewtwo speeds it's a good thing you can levitate it because you know he's stuck on your feet anymore none I'm going to reverse engineer this technology produce millions and then become the richest person on earth now you can do that smart boss got it all figured out huh not quite I still can't seem to complete my pokedex almost as if some Pokemon were intentionally removed from the region Oh fritata Snorlax want me to get the poké flute boss Scyther use cut oh oh my god bro okay that's not that's don't being small that's just brutal Jesus I guess what I'm saying about the muties fee being cut off like girls just right there grab his ankles it's like you tell us lightly to grab something's ankles it's no longer going to have ankles to grab [Music] hello so tell me what do you want take me to a sandwich Sandra I love it I love it it's fantastic boss stored Pokemon oh no turns out everyone in the entire world stores their Pokemon in the same network and none require a password to access so that well we don't know if that's true like when you log on to the PC you actually do log on to it so you do probably have a password but to be fair at the same time there's definitely hacker groups in the Pokemon world that will download it you wouldn't illegally download a car but was you're legally download a Pokemon maybe you would oh I'm downloading literally everyone's Pokemon to my external hard drive here oh well guess they should have had some two-factor authentication huh boss a fax dude who said it buddy always gonna have on your phone guys always have to factor on your phone cuz it's gonna make it live again apparently lab can revive any fossil into perfect living for fossil any fossil way would he bother it's me what has erected you what go to mother she misses you father thank you my son I feel like if you resurrected someone like that they wouldn't kid it wouldn't have the memories because the memories are stored in the brain right so if the fossil that if that if the brain is deteriorated if you put like a skeleton in there you might get a person back but it's not gonna have the same memories so what you've done is you created a human life that looks like your dad's but it's completely separate and different that would be horrible Toby imagine mother dearest coming up like Oh Gerald you're alive again oh my god it needs to stand there like what's it what's it Gerald in fact you won't even know English you wouldn't know anything Oh like a baby huh neat oh yes that's nice of you to come home and reunite your shattered family boss yes but fathers return mother is insistent I stay so we can be a family again but this would impede my probably a family leaving a Ditto in my stead to serve as my doppleganger mum and will never know the difference I don't know if that's gonna work out okay that word it looks weird too much different to how I'd act in real life anyway was it my trainers human form yes probably well done ditto chuckle we all love you very much don't we guys don't we love doodle chuckle see riding on his bike indoors how dare you you don't love to do that discovered oil 150 pokemons yet yeah instead of trying to find every species of pokémon by myself I went on the internet and looked it up turns out there's over 850 I mean that's not even including mega and there's a Lola there's Giganta max forms I mean of course you know this already but yeah you are welcome I guess no no you know that you're smaller it's okay buddy don't cry there's the boba pedia it's got like everything so hey your vulva pedia whoa whoa whoa on this channel we stand Sara B dotnet there see Jo you can't get mad at me someone someone take this test send this to Jo we don't use volt pedia on this Webster Channel will you therapy net there jo Jo will be happy with me I mallocing though I have so many pokeballs I will have level 100 mission No oh and now the reality falls behind this aberration I now have 128 bikes and if each bike is worth $1,000,000 million dollars no we have 126 million dollars right sure it with me i equipped you with exp share for a reason but boss from all the math lessons you've been giving me 126 million means we'll have two bikes left over good I love I don't know why they made Scyther the compadre for this but I absolutely love it this is brilliant I got your tenure revoked different yep nope this is me it's red your normal kid it's good old Shuckle ditto remember who almost chuckles oh we love him okay oh whoa whoa normal oh good I was worried for a moment keep playing in your show while I go make us some lunch nice what's my lunch mom I hope it's not seafood wait is chuckles seafood what is shuckle what is that I don't even know it's like a worm some kinds Oh bro you can't whoa really stung me my ficient hey no shiny stuff yeah boss hey you love my puns what's wrong jeez I wonder isn't there a better way instead of humans making Pokemon fight would it be nice if we all lived in harmony together bring me the legendary temporal Pokemon dialga you know the literal god of time oh sure you got those here's this shiny one I like that throw the entire sequence they were riding on a ride on as well like the right arms just like surfing around minding its own business how did a nice little swim Oh what are they doing the time where it all began we all of our society Scyther use cuts no don't oh god it was like it was like the original humans I was this the Adam and Eve more and more like I don't know like like a neighbor whose cane enabled the first murder or something that well that's a couple minors for you know humans and pokémon will live in harmony now that we killed the inventors of Pokemon battles no we head back to the probably know someone else would just do it good ones like I'm someone if this is one guy didn't invent that we all kill two kids let's move so what else has Justin been the wheel in charge now this here no sure just me good old reliable chuckle chuckling up a storm here and an untethered chuckle would take over the walls according to according to Tolkien anyway chuckle o'clock not the best outcome we will have to go back and undo this we have to go back oh yeah is that the Dare shuffle where's the O chuckle that's where I want to know I want to know where digital chuckle is you have a problem what boss a trope from Pokemon that warrants a deeper analysis no no we're now we're unprofitable door please in the red old buddy but we have millions of subscribers that YouTube ad money's got to be coming in right ha ha ha he said YouTube ad money oh please don't use that block please Oh cyber buddy no one's making decent ad money on YouTube get alone with two minute long videos let's make longer videos it's animation Scyther we're animated you know that I know that and every second of that costs money real money well why don't they just add some longer live-action videos into the mix you know maybe some tabletop role play and yeah book discussion less advertisement while both of those ideas could find a small but passionate audience it's too far away from the normal tone and style of the channel they subscribe to oh yeah oh my god this guy he's explaining the the problem with you know trying new content on YouTube so well and also the problem with making a living off of ad revenue on YouTube so well as well this this this is a small this pokemon trainer he's very intelligent yeah boy it's just too difficult to sustain a channel focused on short pop-culture parody animations it's like getting blood from a patreon advertisement we do a patreon or I dice knew it I predicted a I knew he's gonna say patreon in some way of supporting us financially them just making only fans darkly I subscribe to here's the rub we exclusively appeal to people underemployed and drowning in debt we simply can't ask them for money I'm gonna go ahead and get the reason oh my god what is happening Jesus Christ mr. Boatwright so this is it huh boss well death comes for us all Scyther and we're just victims of that know the truth but while we were here we had a pretty good time didn't Jesus Christ oh I hate this and if there is a next flame how about what we get there to use stop calling me boss and start calling me friend I predicted that as well nice okay how does it end no that can't be the ends that can't be the end that can't be eights no please do chuckle is is that is it you do chuckle hey guys it's me chuckle yeah yeah I'm not dead and nice dorkly maybe okay we're gonna keep posting videos at least for a while so watch them and subscribe to drop out maybe or don't wait wait wait wait are they are they are they serious so they actually like closing down the channel I can't tell if it's a joke anymore please go and support Oakley don't like all of their videos go and watch all that they have a patreon and support them on there I don't know go and buy dorkly much go and join their their YouTube channel they have a youtube channel join button they don't have a YouTube channel join button why haven't they turned on the join button it I think I think they're gonna be I think they're okay I hope so anyway but this was a fantastic video thank you to everyone that suggested this if you have any suggestions for videos you'd like me to watch in the future please do let me know in the comments section below I do stream every single day on twitch.tv slash patters 4 p.m. UK time so make sure you follow me with notifications turned on for switch also make sure you check out our subreddit link sub rate link is in the description go and check that out because there's a lot of content although you're probably missing out on all the links in the description just oh my god click the description links thank you for listening and I'll see you guys next time bye thank you so much to our twitch subs and YouTube members of the day remember if you are YouTube's member or a twitch subscriber that both gives you access to the sub discord and I appreciate you supporting the channel thank you so much guys [Music]

Channel: Patterrz

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Length: 15min 4sec (904 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 20 2020