If Pokemon Trainers Were Smart (Full Series)

[Music] all right red has Charmander blue hair squirtle begin your adventure hey you can't do that why not that Bulbasaur is just gonna sit on your table indefinitely and technically it's a legendary because there's only one of it in the entire region if I left it on the table I would just be an idiot oh man we fainted him guess you can't catch Mewtwo now shuriken he's lying on the ground unconscious it should be even easier than usual no come on grab his ankles uh okay boss so what pokemon are you gonna use your master ball on boss none I'm going to reverse engineer this technology produce millions and then become the richest person on earth wow that's smart boss he got it all figured out huh not quite I still kids seem to complete my pokedex almost as if some Pokemon were intentionally removed from the region Oh for tatis Snorlax want me to get the poké flute boss Scyther use cut yeah that good work to an interdimensional rift from the right dimension what do you want take me to a sand tree what you doing boss storm pokemon oh no turns out everyone in the entire world stores their pokemon in the same network and none require a password to access so I'm downloading literally everyone's Pokemon to my external hard drive here oh well guess they should have had some two-factor authentication huh boss you said it buddy why are we putting a corpse into this machine bus simple this lab can revive any fossil into perfect living form fossil father it's me I've resurrected you go to mother she misses you Father thank you my son oh there's his dad huh neat sure is nice of you to come home and reunite your shattered family boss yes but with father's return mother is insistent I stay so we can be a family again but this would impede my progress of course so I'm leaving a Ditto in my stead to serve as my doppleganger mother will never know the difference okay boss [Music] wait a sec what form was I supposed to stay in again was it my trainers human form now is probably shuttle oh you're back have you discovered oil 150 pokemons yet yeah instead of trying to find every species of pokémon by myself I went on the internet and looked it up turns out there's over 850 I mean that's not even including mega and there's a Lola there's Giganta max forms I mean of course you know this already but yeah you are welcome I guess 850 there's this one site boba pedia it's got like everything surrender missing no I have so many pokeballs I will not stop [Music] Scyther my friend by capturing this aberration I now have 128 bikes and if each bike is worth $1,000,000 Wow you've got a hundred twenty-eight million dollars no we have one hundred and twenty six million dollars you'd share it with me i equipped you with exp share for a reason but wait boss from all the math lessons you've been giving me 126 million means we'll have two bikes left over why would you I got your tenure revoked you're professor of nothing be quietly somebody voice honey you look different yep nope this is me it's red your normal kid normal kid normal oh good I was worried for a moment keep playing in your show while I go make us some lunch [Music] pretty efficient a cider yeah boss hey you love my puns what's wrong geez boss I wonder isn't there a better way instead of humans making Pokemon fight wouldn't it be nice if we all lived in harmony together bring me the legendary temporal Pokemon dialga you know the literal god of time oh sure you got like eight of those here's the shiny one [Music] where are we boss where it all began I bet my psychic cat baby can be your syncing plant baby oh my psychic babies the best let's have a fight heck it could be a whole sport we could center all of our society Scyther use cuts so humans and pokémon will live in harmony now that we killed the inventors of Pokemon battles well why don't we head back to the present and find out head good one boss there's my guy but yeah we just killed two kids let's move yeah who's in charge now whole planet and shuffles no primates here no sure just me Oh chuckle good old reliable chuckle chuckling up a storm here chuckle time and and it's shuttle o'clock not the best outcome we will have to go back and undo this uh here comes here comes the shuttle train short shuck shuck it along oh yeah sigh there we have a problem what boss a trope from Pokemon that warrants a deeper analysis no no no we're we're unprofitable dork Lee's in the red old buddy but we have millions of subscribers yeah you too bad money's got to be coming in right Oh cyber buddy no one's making decent ad money on YouTube let alone with two minute long videos let's make longer videos its animation cider we're animated you know that I know that and every second of that cost money real money well why don't they just add some longer live-action videos into the mix you know maybe some tabletop role play and comic book discussion look Scyther while both of those ideas could find a small but passionate audience it's too far away from the normal tone and style of the channel they subscribe to oh yeah good boy it's just too difficult to sustain a channel focused on short pop-culture parity animations it's like getting blood from a moonstone why don't we do a patreon or offer fans some way of supporting us financially themselves here's the rub we exclusively appeal to people underemployed and drowning in debt we simply can't ask them for money I'm gonna go ahead and get the reason see the picture boat rolled fine so this is it huh boss well death comes for us all Scyther and we're just victims of that universal truth but while we were here we had a pretty good time didn't thanks boss no Thank You sizer and if there is a next flame how about what we get there to use stop calling me boss and start calling me [Music] hey guys it's me chuckle yeah I'm not dead and neither is dorkly maybe we're gonna keep posting videos at least for a while so watch them and subscribe to drop out maybe or don't I don't know Facebook yeah

Channel: Dorkly

Views: 6,632,695

Keywords: Dorkly, lol, funny, pokemon, dorkly pokemon, animation, dorkly bits pokemon, dorkly smart trainer, smart trainer pokemon, dorkly scyther, nathan scyther, pokemon scyther, dorkly smart pokemon, dorkly bits scyther, dorkly bits parody, dorkly bits shuckle, dorkly shuckle, dorkly compilation, animation compilation, pokemon compilation, pixel art, pokemon pixel art, shuckle

Id: Fn8kNivcZy8

Length: 9min 36sec (576 seconds)

Published: Tue May 19 2020