YAM: Okayyy~ Haha! YAM: Guys, we're gonna wanna
pay attention to this opening. (EXPLOSION) WILL: Oh no, the clone factory!
OZ: Not the bald guy convention! ESPEON: I'll wait in the car while you guys do terrorism. (EXPLOSION 2: THE SEQUEL) OZ: The cardinal directions! OZ: New Name! OZ: Wes! OZ: Seth! OZ: Thomas! JELLO: So uhh... here's our starters. YAM: I don't wanna be her... JELLO: I'll be her! RUI: BSDDFBRRBGBDBRB!!! RUI: Beh! Help! Someone let me out! Kidnappers! NPC: Oh, yuck! There's somebody inside here! RUI: Oh! So you're named Wes! I am... RUI: Stinky! :) RUI: Rui became a partner! RUI: I like how I say that like there's
other partners in this game! RUI: It's just me! Hey Wes! Hey Wes! LENTI: Have you guys discussed yet
the main character being a fuckin'... WILL: Terrorist?
JELLO: Terrorist?
LENTI: Hot JRPG Boy? No— JELLO: I would feel bad discussing
Wes's JRPG-ness JELLO: because there's another character we'll meet before
we leave this town who will put him to SHAME. YAM: Speaking of...
JELLO: On cue. YAM: ON CUE. (LAUGHTER)
WILL: WHAT THE FUCK? MAYOR: It's a breathtakingly beautiful STADIUM befitting our oasis city~! ♡ RUI: k bye! RUI: Oh. GRUNT: He's from Team Snagem, just like us! RUI: By the way, Wes, did you know that TEAM
SNAGEM backwards is MEGAN'S MEAT? RUI: Anyways—
OZ: SHUT UP! RUI: Whaddya know, Wes?
You're from Megan's Meat! OZ: Shut the fuck up guys— (>ᗜ<)
(LOUD LAUGHTER) WILL: It is technically Megan's Mate,
but Megan's Meat is way funnier. GIRL: I think I even saw those two creeps
who took off in the truck earlier! WILL: Do you have the lung capacity of two beans? YAM: TRUDLY?
JELLO: TRUDLY?! WILL: This guy actually has some cool Pokémon. JELLO: Too bad his name's TRUDLY. LENTI: "Peon Trudly?" I hardly know 'em! YAM: We're gonna buy one (1) Great Ball,
and I will show you why. YAM: I'm gonna show you a funny. YAM: We're gonna use our Great Ball, and then we're
gonna go in here, and we're just gonna do this. JELLO: Do you have infinite Great Balls now? YAM: ...maybe. WILL: WHHHAT?! YAM: There's a glitch in this game where
if you use a Pokéball on your first turn, YAM: and then use your second turn
to swap the place of it, YAM: it'll just clone the Pokéball. YAM: It works with ANY kind of Pokéball,
by the way, including the Master Ball. JELLO: I love this guy who was just like, "You will
not be able to get past me; I'm a very bad man!" JELLO: "Come out, SPOINK!" WILL: Everyone stands like they're in a wind tunnel. LENTI: Flaffy, Flaffy! YAM: We want this one! FLAFFY: Weh. Wehhh! JELLO: Oh, Quagsire I believe is also one you can get! WILL: Machop's little icon looks like he's peeking in
on the girl's locker room. Just— "HUHUHUHU" LENTI: Tisler?! WILL: What are these fucking names? SOSH: Yeah, I'm SOSH. Short for SOSHUA. SILVA: Miror B.! You cowardly cheat!
I can't fight you in there! SILVA: Get out of that glass box, Miror. B! JELLO: So what do you think was the decision this guy made
when he woke up and was like, "Got my purple jumpsuit!" JELLO: "and this, uh, highlighter-green scarf!" WILL: Uhhhh, "Lookin' good!" (DAMAGE NOISES) YAM: Back the fuck up! JELLO: "Urk! Crashed out!" That's a line of dialogue! QUAGSIRE: I'm Quagsire! I'm just Quaggin'! QUAGSIRE: Walkin' down the street swingin' my arms
from side to side like they're big, heavy sandbags! QUAGSIRE: That's what I like to call "Quaggin'!" QUAGSIRE: Get on the Quag Wagon! QUAGSIRE: I'm angry! Oh, now you've unleashed the DRAGON. JELLO: I like to imagine Umbreon is very professional,
'cause Umbreon's the one who helped with terrorism earlier, JELLO: and Umbreon keeps like—side-eyeing the Quagsire
whenever it says shit and then looks back to Wes like, UMBREON: Dude, you have other Pokémon, right? FLAFFY: Weh!
LENTI: Flaffy only says "weh." JELLO: That's why Umbreon likes her. LENTI: She comes out, she says "weh," she does her job. UMBREON: I call this attack formation CURDS AND WEH! QUAGSIRE: Didja know? Numel backwards is Lemun! JELLO: "Didja know that Numel backwards is Megan's Meat?" QUAGSIRE: Now that's wrong! But I appreciate you! JELLO: Espeon's just NOT cool with this actually,
but doesn't know how to bring it up, just like— ESPEON: Alright! Here we go, here we go. Uhhhh, okay! ESPEON: I mean, this guy's a criminal, so there's no-- there's no reason not to beat up a criminal-- ESPEON: Uhh, we could maybe call the police, but then they'd-- they--th-there's no police in this town!! ESPEON: BECAUSE WHY WOULD THERE BE?! WILL: I like to think that Espeon always has a floating
cup of coffee near them that's just shaking WILL: and when they need a sip they just float it by to get it. LENTI: Espeon's been trying to get a word
in edgewise for the past 15 years. WILL: AHAHA— WILL: Wes started terrorism at the age of ONE! JELLO: Espeon is very openly terrified,
but Umbreon's just like, UMBREON: Espeon is my best friend.
I wouldn't go anywhere without him. ESPEON: Idea! Maybe you shouldn't k-kill people at all! UMBREON: You're right, torture is a
better way to get more information. ESPEON: That's not what I said! UMBREON: Yeah, thanks again for the idea,
Espeon. You always are full of 'em. UMBREON: I'll be sure to credit you on Terrorism.com. JELLO: I like to imagine Umbreon has a gun
strapped to it, but it still just bites people. LENTI: Gotta look out for Gunbreon! UMBREON: Espeon, we found another reliable
member of Terrorism Company! ESPEON: Are we—are we married to that name? ESPEON: Like, when we set out and we picked an LLC and
we actually went down and got a lawyer and everything, ESPEON: I really thought we were gonna, like, open up a
B&B chain or something—something relaxing, you know? UMBREON: Yes... B&B... UMBREON: BULLETS AND BOMBS! UMBREON: MY FAVORITE THINGS! UMBREON: YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I LIKE! >///< UMBREON: A great place for hiding bodies— YAM: Swablu!
JELLO: GET IT, GET IT, GET IT! WILL: Swablu's just lookin' around like "I dunno why everyone
got really excited suddenly, but alright, let's rumble!" SWABLU: Oh my god. Are you
guys—are, are you guys the terrorists? SWABLU: I follow you on Twitter! ESPEON: We are NOT the terr—
UMBREON: We are the terrorists. SWABLU: YAAAAAAY!!! SWABLU: Here, can I glomp you?! WILL: Swablu is just 100% on-board! WILL: Swablu unironically retweets Onceler. SWABLU: I just think he's hot! I—can I say that? SWABLU: I don't wanna be that Swablu, but kinda thicc? >u< ESPEON: Alright, of all things, I have to correct—
the Onceler is a twig! He has no ass! SWABLU: I'm such a fan~! BELDUM: WHERDSJFFHSDWHAHWA JELLO: Beldum, Jesus Christ—
YAM: (Laughter) JELLO: Beldum clipping through a wall! YAM: Umbreon, do not kill this one! UMBREON: I'm just testing their ability! UMBREON: You pass.
SWABLU: Umbreon bit me!
I'm never washing this wing again! JELLO: Simp-blu...
YAM: Simp-blu! SWABLU: (SQUEEING) SWABLU: Oh my god, I can join?! AAA!!! LOMBRE: I am a Lombre; what the fuck is going on? LOMBRE: What is going on out here, man? BELDUM: ♪ (GET DOWN YURERU
MAWARU FURERU SETSUNAI) ♪ UMBREON: Funeral is one of my favorite words,
because it almost contains both "fun" and "feral!" SWAMBLU: Oh my god. That's super smart? ESPEON: I wanna protect you, but like—
keep your hands off my boyfriend? SWABLU: I don't have hands! They are
just clouds! I can't pick up a spoon! SWABLU: I am starving! :D WILL: While all this goes down, Wes, not understanding
Pokémon speech, is just like, "I love my cute doggos!" WILL: I like to think that Rui can
actually hear Pokémon too. JELLO: All Pokémon are like this, and
she's not aware other people can't tell. RUI: You hearin' this shit, Wes?! WES: Who's a good pupper? :3 JELLO: Scratching Noctowl— WES: This is a good dog. LENTI: Wes, seeing any Pokémon: WES: Whoa, get a load of that dog!
WILL: (Laughter) ESPEON: So, uh, hey, Noctowl! I haven't... ESPEON: made your acquaintance yet... ESPEON: What're you, uh...
what're you interested in...? NOCTOWL: I'M BOY CRAZY. Espeon: Oh! ESPEON: Me too. >u< NOCTOWL: I just can't get enough of those Terrorist Boys. NOCTOWL: #1 man on the FBI's "Most Wanted" list? NOCTOWL: I'LL SAY. LENTI: Is this a terrorism harem anime? NOCTOWL: I think you mean... NOCTOWL: HARRORISM ANIME ESPEON: Umbreon and I go out on
dance nights sometimes! QUAGSIRE: Whoa, you guys go out on dance nights?
Choo-choo, here comes the third wheel! DUKING: Wes, you're safe! Oh, and Plusle! WES: This is a huge dog. LENTI: He turned over right into your titties!
YAM: Where it walks— ♪ (Goofy Music) ♪ RUI: Wait, Wes, come back! WES! RUI: HEY, WES! WES! RUI: WES! WES! WES! RUI: Where did you go?! RUI: WES!!! JELLO: "Why, if it isn't Rui!" It isn't! :) YAM: what—
JELLO: WHO. WHOO— YAM: WHOOOO.
OZ: WHHHHHA?!? YAM: GRANDMA! RUI: Grandpa Eagun! Grandma
BELUGH. I missed you! UMBREON: We have so many years together, Espeon... UMBREON: No regrets, you and me... UMBREON: We'll blow up whatever we want to! ESPEON: I'd like to blow up the housing
market with a low-priced Air B&B! <:3 UMBREON: Blow up a house, got it. EAGUN: Shady creeps like you, I'll personally run out! EAGUN: ...a sentence! EAGUN: Look at my hands... EAGUN: Look at them! WILL: Oh my god, it looks like bread! YAM: His name is SKRUB! SKRUB: I'm talkin' shit and my name's Skrub?! ESPEON: It's nice to be fighting to save an old man. ESPEON: On the side of justice...! UMBREON: Hm? Sorry, I was loading my gun.
You saying something? ESPEON: No, that's fine, we can shoot this one. UMBREON: The old man? Done and done. ESPEON: NO— BELUH: You really had me worried! BELUH: Please don't do so rash and dangerous again! YAM: Anythi—I, I skipped the word "anything" completely. EAGUN: Dear! But I very well let them their way! RUI: Oh, no! That's not good! RUI: They're getting too old! QUAGSIRE: My name's Trevor. LENTI: Wait, isn't this Quagsire also female?
YAM: Oh, fuck, you're right! YAM: How about, how about... Trefor? JELLO: TREFOR?! TREFOR: I went backpacking in Kalos and
man, it changed my whole outlook~ Trefor: So I changed my name to Trefor! Trefor: In Kalos, that means Trevor! JELLO: I think we should name Noctowl ellipsis. YAM: Okay. JELLO: Hehe! Why is it two dots? YAM: I don't know! JELLO: If you read his name correctly, you unlock the Regis. YAM: (Laughter) LENTI: Can you name this Flaffy "Weh!"? JELLO: Hell yeah! JELLO: Exclamation point.
YAM: Yeah, yeah yeah. JELLO: Weh!! WILL: I mean, maybe Swablu is "Tiffany." WILL: She could be called "Simphony!" WILL: Which is actually kinda cute,
but it turns out it's just "Simping Tiffany." SIMPHONY: Oh no, Espeon! SIMPHONY: Maybe you should swap out,
you're looking kinda rough. SIMPHONY: But who else could—who
else could back me up, I wonder? (Espeon Beam) JELLO: Espeon just NOT even responding— ESPEON: Mmmmm >:( SIMPHONY: Oh my god, Umbreon, did you see that? UMBREON: Huh? Sorry, I was, uh, busy writing a, uh, card
I was gonna put on this bouquet to give to my boyfriend UMBREON: 'cause I love him so much. SIMPHONY: ...cool! SIMPHONY: Why don't you pass that to me,
and I'll, uh, I'll hand it to him for you? UMBREON: I don't see a reason to do that since
we're an equidistance from each other. UMBREON: BUT I TRUST YOU! YAM: Hahaha! UMBREON: Your first mission! SIMPHONY: Om nom nom nom nom! JELLO: Those mountains in the background
look like absolute dogshit. UMBREON: Unlike my boyfriend. TREFOR: Man, that's not dog-quag. UMBREON: If Espeon asked me to, I would
burn down the whole world and then myself! WILL: "I wouldn't do that!"
ESPEON: Thank you, but I would never! UMBREON: You guys are so lucky
that Espeon's a merciful king. ESPEON: What? (a littol kiss) LENTI: I'm just imagining, like, a tiny neurotic
Eevee and then another Eevee that's like, LENTI: just boring into your soul. LENTI: Imagine finding an Eevee that's like,
"I'm ready to kill everything!" UMBY: Tape a knife to my back! ESPY: We've tried this before... UMBY: Do it again! JELLO: *Accidentally touches hands* YAM: ♪ 'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling ♪ UMBREON: ♪ GET THIS FEELING ♪ LENTI: "Espeon ironically loves crime shows."
Actually, that's pretty cute. YAM: Is that why Umbreon became a criminal? UMBREON: He's really gonna like this! UMBREON: You're gonna love this TV program I just found! ESPEON: This is just the evening news. REPORTER: Breaking News! An umbreon has BLOWN UP the pentagon. ESPEON: WHAT DID YOU DO?! UMBREON: SURPRISE!!! :D UMBREON: ♪ Let me give you a criminal kiss! ♪ UMBREON: Mwah <3 ESPEON: I'm charmed, but terrified! UMBREON: Yaaaaaay! UMBREON: I'm putting the "harm" in "charm" >:) SIMPHONY: I mean, they don't need to get married. SIMPHONY: They could maybe be available. For a little longer. SIMPHONY: 'Cause, who knows? Maybe
one of them will DIE SUDDENLY. ESPEON: Is that a threat?! SIMPHONY: I don't make threats. I make promises. ESPEON: You're, like, an inch tall! ESPEON: I could squish you and no
one would even find the body! SIMPHONY: You could WHAT?! JELLO: "Can you imagine a Pokémon
wedding, how cute would that be, though?" ESPEON: Why do you think I keep
trying to pitch this upstate Air B&B? ESPEON: We need a venue! UMBREON: Huh? ESPEON: Why do you never pay attention?
What are you always looking at? JELLO: Looks over his shoulder, he's just drawing a crayon drawing that says "ME AND ESPEON" JELLO: and they're holding hands. JELLO: This is normal.
LENTI: Wes is not included in any
of these shenanigans, he's just like, WES: M-hm these are my dogs. YAM: "I love my dogs."
JELLO: "I love dogs." LENTI: "What about that bird?" WES: Mm... flying dog. WES: Ow! Spiky dog. RUI: How do you decide whether
something is a dog or not? WES: Uh, people can talk, and dogs can't. Obviously. RUI: I can hear them talking! WES: Well then, you're weird. WILL: "Well, what's that?
(Points at a mountain) WES: Lemme check. Mountain, are you a dog? ECHO: (You a dog? You a dog?) WES: Yeah, it just spoke back to me. That's a person. WES: If a dog can talk, it's a man.
That's... that's just facts of life. WES: I don't understand where your
confusion is. This is quite simple. WILL: Nortz.
JELLO: NORTZ! WILL: This is rough. These names are bad. JELLO: Hunter Weeg! LENTI: ♪ Hashire! WEEGO! ♪ WILL: "Kison?" ESPEON: We all know that "kissin'" is the devil! UMBREON: Yes... no bodily relations until after marriage! UMBREON: THAT IS THE RULE! LENTI: Aggressively chaste! UMBREON: You see each of these
glowing yellow circles? UMBREON: Every one of them's a chastity belt
that I've engraved into my skin! UMBREON: (sees the menu tab labeled PDA) UMBREON: THAT'S ILLEGAL!!! JELLO: Are you guys ready for this character's design? WILL: Ohhh...
LENTI: He glitched out of existence for a moment. JELLO: "Is that Lysandre in his
Gigantamax Form?" Hahaha! JELLO: Oof... this is gonna hurt so much. YAM: HOO YEAH-HEA-HEA!
OTHERS: (Cheering) YAM: That's pretty Quag! JELLO: Man, if I had an Entei and someone
stole it from me I'd be infuriated. LENTI: He just throws you right off the platform. DAKIM: That was not very Quag! DAKIM: You'd better get serious about training
your Pokémon for our next meeting. Dahaha! YAM: Uh— bwha—
WILL: Wha—? DAKIM: AAAAAAAAAAAH! (CRUNCH)
YAM: Gone. YAM: We should do Phenac Gym, you said? JELLO: Yeah! I think it's about this level. Yam: Alright! Let's do it. JELLO: Someone in chat says, "Okay, so the trainers are
super low-level, but the Gym Leader's in level 40s." YAM: What?! LENTI: So, you come in here leveled up for the Gym
Leader, you're just gonna be destroying these guys. JELLO: Hey, dude.
OZ: Purple...
YAM: We're gonna fight Justy. LENTI: Pre-Gym Leader! JELLO: So, this one—
YAM: Oh, yeah. Forty-one, huh? YAM: Oh, you a sandstorm motherfucker?! YAM: He, he keeps using double team, so this—
Fuck. This is gonna be terrible. TREFOR: Get 'em!
YAM: You piece of shit! TREFOR: They call me Trefor because
I can learn four different moves! WEH: That's every Pokémon.
TREFOR: Wha? TREFOR: Y'all ever smoked a Hoppip? TREFOR: You guys ever done some revival herb? JELLO: Stall strats! No one's favorite! YAM: Fuck double team! YAM: If Umbreon can get one, I would consider it a win. YAM: Bite 'em! Just bite 'em! C'mon, buddy! C'mooooon!
JELLO: No. YAM: C'mon, c'mon! YEEEES! YAM: NOOOOOO— YAM: I'm so mad! JELLO: So I feel like him being at, like, level 40
and having asshole strats while he's like, JELLO: "Yeah, guys, get out there with
a Hoppip and a Sunkern!" like— JELLO: I feel like he's playing nice,
but he's actually a huge prick. JELLO: If you still need to do a substantial amount of, like, grinding
or whatever, I would recommend doing one of the Colosseums. JELLO: Here, you might wanna save before
you walk in there, just in case it—
YAM: I already did, Jello! JELLO: Just in case the game was like, "Come back
into our Colosseum! We're at level 60 now." YAM: WHAT THE FUCK?!
LENTI: Oup, there you go. JELLO: Jesus Christ.
YAM: You can fight me. CAIL: Yeah okay! CAIL: I'm at level 80! EAGUN: Expected of my own! And, Wes! EAGUN: I WILL: (wheeze) VENUS: There are spies right here in The Under! VENUS: Can you imagine? RUI: No way, they know we came here already? RUI: WE'RE SPIES! RUI: WES! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE CAUTIOUS! RUI: AAAAAAAA WILL: Gurks?
JELLO: Chase—Chaser Gurks! PERR: Just tell NETT that it's from PERR. JELLO: There... there are names that're, like,
less than six characters! LENTI: It's a Shadow Ledian! Aren't you excited? LEDIAN: Opportunities like this can be hard to spot! LEDIAN: Get—cuz I'm a Ledyba—oop— WILL: Catches Ledian and then immediately
just throws it in the gutter. JELLO: Can you release Pokémon in this game? LENTI: Oh my god! JELLO: "I haven't been in a Colosseum battle yet." JELLO: Me neither, since every time I wanna be in one
they're suddenly 20 levels higher than me. YAM: I'm wondering if we should do the Colosseum. JELLO: Do you want me to look up its level? YAM: Sure! <:) JELLO: 60s. YAM: (pained laughter) YAM: This game... JELLO: Get in here, Suicune. Make this easy. JELLO: Shh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh. LENTI: Lotta people shush dogs. They've never spoken. WES: Yeah, because that would make them people! YAM: Check out Jitter Wes! Nyyyaaaar. JELLO: You're Beldum-ing. ♪ (GET DOWN—) ♪ WES: There are some adverse effects
to using the Snagem Machine! VENUS: You didn't think I would
really let you take our train? VENUS: BEH! OZ: BEH?! (DAMAGE NOISES) RUI: Wes! Wes! RUI: Is there someone behind me? RUI: Augh! Ah! Wes! RUI: You're jittering me, Wes! YAM: Is she getting faster?
RUI: WEHHHHHHHH JELLO: You build up infinite speed and
launch Rui into a parallel universe. JELLO: Hello! COLE: Oh, hey! Intruder alert! I was
just doing pull-ups here on this— COLE: I WAS JUST DOING PULL-UPS
HERE ON THE CEILING. COLE: I mean, I got this Aipom because
I'm told I have resting... COLE: "Shitting my guts out face?" COLE: Aipom never stops smiling. COLE: He's my hero. YAM: Well, it's time to take your Aipom! COLE: No, please! COLE: He's my only source of happiness! JELLO: "Aipom does pull-ups with him!" That's really cute!
YAM: Oh, no! COLE: He's my workout buddy! YAM: Well, now I don't wanna take it from him! :( COLE: I don't want you to take it, either! YAM: You know what? YAM: Let's let him keep it. I wasn't
gonna use the Aipom, anyway. COLE: Thank you. YAM: Why does your Remoraid—
COLE: Know sunny day? It helps grow plants. COLE: I haven't seen any grass since
I visited my grandma over in Agate. COLE: Oh, you guys were there,
according to the reports! YAM: Yeah! Which one's your grandma? YAM: She's not the one with the Mightyena, is she? COLE: Yeah! You met Grandpa?! YAM: Oh, yeah! <:) JELLO: (LAUGHTER) COLE: I mean, we're not blood-related. YAM: Oh! <:) JELLO: AHAHAHA— "You don't say!" YAM: Next bit, please! YAM: Yeah, I wouldn't mind a Shadow Zubat. YAM: 'Cause Crobat slaps.
JELLO: Crobat. JELLO: "Crobat slaps" is very funny. WES: Hey, Crobat! Give your favorite trainer a kiss! (gentle slapping) UMBREON: Espeon, honey, I got us matching cups. UMBREON: #1 Terrorist! ESPEON: Wh-what does the other one say? UMBREON: I love you. (sparkle SFX) JELLO: I love that we've never given Weh a personality. JELLO: Weh is just like, "I just—I just work here." WEH: I'm not friends with any of these
people. They're just my coworkers. JELLO: Weh strikes me as, like... the coworker
who is, like, really quiet, but like— JELLO: has, like, a hobby they're wildly successful
in, and, like, they never bring it up. Like— JELLO: "Yeah, no, there's no reason to tell that to
my coworkers, I don't like any of them." RUI: You don't even like Espeon? WEH: No. He's, like, annoying. YAM: Aw... WEH: Freaks out at everything.
What? He's annoying. YAM: Espeon hears that and just starts crying. JELLO: Aw, no!
WEH: See? This is what I mean, man. WEH: This is annoying. WEH: This is why I don't talk! UMBREON: So we, uh, got some complaints... UMBREON: From HR... UMBREON: That, um... You may have made...
One of our employees cry. WEH: You can just say it's Espeon. I know it's Espeon. UMBREON: N-NO, IT'S—ANONYMOUS— UMBREON: We take these complaints very
seriously at Terrorism Incorporated. UMBREON: I think it was Terrorism LLC, actually. WEH: Wow, my boss doesn't even know
the legal name of his own company. UMBREON: Alright, Mister— UMBREON: Mister? I don't know. UMBREON: Is Weh a boy? YAM: Uhhhh... no. WEH: Wow. Wow. UMBREON: Oh—y'know what, alright—let's just call it
even and forget this meeting happened. Goodbye. WEH: Yup. JELLO: Weh is the coworker where it's just, like— JELLO: you're just browsing online, and you see, like,
a video of them, and it's just like, "what the fuck?" JELLO: Like, it's a clip from a Twitch stream, and they've
got, like, 15,000 viewers, and it's like, "what?" JELLO: "You never mentioned this!" WEH: Yeah. Like, on purpose. I don't
want you guys watching me. WEH: I complain about you on my Twitch a lot. ESPEON: Do you, like, tell them that
we're terrorists on-stream?! WEH: Is it supposed to be a secret? WEH: I thi—we're pretty brazen about it. WEH: Also, like, everyone in Orre's a criminal.
This place is a cesspool. WOBBUFFET: This is what Wobbuffet sounds like~ WOBBUFFET: Just hop in this unmarked van! WOBBUFFET: Don't get in the Wobbuvan! WOBBUFFET: You ever sit on a waterbed? WOBBUFFET: The Wobbuvan is a watercar! WOBBUFFET: Sits down and jiggles with your entire body! WOBBUFFET: You can feel the heartbeat of your passengers! YAM: (laughter)
OZ: Become one! WOBBUFFET: What's that wigglin' my buttcheeks? WOBBUFFET: Aw, it's just Jimmy in the backseat! JELLO: "The Wobbbuffet is also Texan?"
That's not a Texas voice! JELLO: God, can I combine those? Let's find out. JELLO: So you comine 'em— Oh, I don't like that!
OZ: Oh, nooo! JELLO: Now that's no good at all! WOBBUFFET: I'm just an old, old man
with one big Timmy Turner Tooth! ESPEON: Oh, we're going back into the
building with the alarm! Okay, great! OZ: "How did you get in without my notice?" JELLO: Dude, the alarm is going off. OZ: "What?" YAM: "Green Pikachu?" YAM: Does that fit? Yes! It fits!
SAVVY: Hell yeah. JELLO: Green Pikachu...
YAM: GRNPIKACHU. JELLO: "I like how it becomes blue if it evolves!" YAM: Here we go! YAM: Green Pikachu!
JELLO: Oh. You know who we could probably beat now? JELLO: is Justy. YAM: Yeah. Probably. :) UMBREON: Alright, after we kick all his
Pokémon into the dirt, UMBREON: we're gonna bring him around back
of Phenac Stadium and kick his teeth in. YAM: Only squares use double team, Justy! YAM: You ass! JUSTY: I'm Justy. This is all I have. JUSTY: I like to prolong the inevitable. JUSTY: Beating the shit out of children
makes me feel better about myself. JUSTY: I spent years training how to be a Gym Leader,
and they said they wouldn't let me! So I, JUSTY: moved to Orre, where there's no League, JUSTY: and, uh, I made my OWN gym! JUSTY: And then they said they were gonna sue
me because "Gym" is a League trademark, JUSTY: so I'm NOT a Gym Leader,
I'm a PRE-Gym Leader! JUSTY: I am a real Gym Leader! >:"( JUSTY: My Gym is evasion-themed,
because of the tax evasion! JUSTY: and the legal evasion! JUSTY: Justy's not even my real name. YAM: Oh, yeah? JUSTY: My real name is Injusty. YAM: (laughs) JUSTY: I thought Phenac City seemed
like a nice place; it's got water. JUSTY: So why not RUIN it with MORE SAND?! JUSTY: AZUMARILL! WHAT THE FUCK! JUSTY: DODGE THE SAND! AZUMARILL: You said you wanted less water! :< JUSTY: These kids in Orre, they have nothing! JUSTY: Have you seen these houses? It's a fucking joke! JUSTY: They think, "Finally, oh, I can be
a Pokémon Master, like everyone else!" JUSTY: All the other kids get a Pokémon when they're 10,
and they have to scrape by here! I'm the best they've got! JUSTY: And they're NEVER gonna beat me! JUSTY: NOBODY BEATS JUSTY! YAM: Justy is just the scum of the earth. JUSTY: What the shit?! JUSTY: I don't understand, I used double team six times! JUSTY: It should be impossible to hit me! JUSTY: I don't have a Gym Badge... JUSTY: I don't have any rewards to give! JUSTY: Wow! That was one CHALLENGING and... JUSTY: SATISFYING battle! JUSTY: Just look at this! My palms are
drenched with sweat! YAM: So you gonna give me anything? JUSTY: FUCK NO! JUSTY: I want you to have this!
Consider it a memento. JUSTY: (Grabs a switchblade from his pocket) JUSTY: Honestly, our battle was fantastic.
I will never. Forget. The battle we had. YAM: Espeon can get Shadow Ball. YAM: And the shadow ball TM is in this game. YAM: So I was like, "Cool, where is it?" YAM: Uhh, in the Under Colosseum. YAM: ...which is 10 levels above me right now. YAM: And I have to beat it 3 times. YAM: So I did that. JELLO: Love to see Green Pikachu. JELLO: A member of the team. TREFOR: It's up to you, Pikachu! JELLO: Everyone's treating them like a
celebrity, they're just like, JELLO: "Man, I can't believe we got THE Pikachu in our
terrorism squad! This is gonna do so much for our P.R.!" GRNPIKACHU: Heh,,, yeah guys! GRNPIKACHU: It's me! GRNPIKACHU: PIKACHU!!! JELLO: Green Pikachu never at any time said they
were Pikachu, it's like a total assumption, JELLO: it's a comedy of errors. JELLO: But they've gotta live the lie now. LENTI: Green Pikachu is just standing in the middle of a
hideout where everyone's polishing knives and guns. GRNPIKACHU: Oh, I'm in danger <:) LENTI: And they're like, "Oh, don't worry, Green Pikachu,
we'll take care of you. You're a celebrity." JELLO: Ooooh, bye, Jumpluff. OZ: Bye, Green Pikachu. WES: I'm sorry, Pikachu, I didn't think an
ice move would do that much to you! GRNPIKACHU: YEAH ME NEITHER ESPEON: Ampharos, why didn't you tell me that
ice is supereffective on electric Pokémon?! WEH: 'Cause it's not. ESPEON: What? WILL: Your stab at adventure's gone on long enough! YAM: Fuck yeah!
DAKIM: There was a—there was a bug :( JELLO: Oof!
YAM: Jumpluff lives! WILL: I mean Green Pikachu!
YAM: I mean Green Pikachu!
ALL: Green Pikachuuuuuu! GRNPIKACHU: Uhh, thunderbolt! YAM: Good effort, Green Pikachu! GRNPIKACHU: Uhh, Pika Pika! WILL: (wheezing) UMBREON: I'm so glad that Pikachu isn't carrying
our team just 'cause he's famous. UMBREON: He gives everyone a time to shine! ESPEON: I'M— UMMMM— IS— ESPEON: He's blue, right?! SIMPHONY: He's shiny. ESPEON: I don't think that's Pi— ESPEON: His tax returns show his name is Jumpluff. UMBREON: Don't deadname people! ESPEON: I— what?! WILL: Toxic!
YAM: Toxic! JELLO: Just, Umbreon uses Toxic, UMBREON: Dark-Type diff. YAM: (laughter) DAKIM: Go on home to Mommy! Dahahaha! JELLO: ♪ Dum ba bum ba ba bum
ba da ba ba bum ba ba ba ba bum ♪ JELLO: ♪ BAD! ♪ ARTON: I'm Cipher Peon Arton. ARTON: You can see my Art-on DeviantArt and Twitter. TREFOR: Aw, man, a Delibird. Quick, hit
it with an electric attack, Green Pikachu. WILL: I wonder if it's supposed to be pronounced /dɛˈlɪbərd/.
["Delivered" + "Bird"] LENTI: ...N—
JELLO: Huh. LENTI: Huh. LENTI: It makes sense, but I'm pretty
sure that's not how they say it. YAM: It's not, but I don't think they got it! I think
Will is the first person in the world to get it! YAM: Will is out here solving mysteries
that weren't mysteries. JELLO: Will, GameFreak is at the door! (Knocking)
WILL: Hey! Did you say we did something smart? Fuck you! WILL: GameFreak owes me one Pokémon
I get to add to the game. WILL: "I wanna do Gardevoir again, but with fat tits." WILL: "Give Gardevoir a big mouth, but
this evolution's called Garde-VORE!" WILL: "Alright? That's what I want!"
OZ: That's a Mawile! WILL: GODDAMNIT! JELLO: MAWILE DOESN'T HAVE TITS! LENTI: "Okay, Gardevoir, but it's a furry!"
and they're like, " LOPUNNY!" OZ: "Gardevoir, but it's a fruit that could step on me!"
"Uh, Tsareena or whatever the fuck!" JELLO: "Gardevoir, but it's a scaly lizard!"
"WE! MADE! THAT!" WILL: Just, like, smashing their keyboard
on the side of their desk! "GODDAMNIT!" JELLO: "Stop suggesting Gardevoirs!
You just—no more Gardevoirs!" JELLO: "Fine. I wanna make a baby Pokémon." JELLO: "Okay, alright, fine. What baby Pokémon?" JELLO: "Onix, but it's just anal beads." WILL: "Fine. Can we compromise that this
new Gardevoir has pretty large ankles?" WILL: "What are you doing?" JELLO: What are some human Pokémon
characters that are attractive? JELLO: Miror B.
LENTI: Leon! LENTI: Oh :( EAGUN: Dear Wes, This Eagun of Agate.
I am familiar with high things, EAGUN: so I have only how to type in.
Incidentally, if you are ever in ALL: (LAUGHTER) JELLO: Can you scroll down?! YAM: No, that's it! That's it! JELLO: I love this. It's like they're
validating our gag in-universe. EAGUN: Well, since here, it would
just as well to tell you Hohoho! EAGUN: I have a little something I'd Wes. Please. JELLO: It's a Celebi! UMBREON: Perfect, now we can go
back in time and invent terrorrism! JELLO: I would love it if at some point, Wes
just, like, turned around and was like, WES: AAH! WES: How long have you been there? RUI: I've been with you the whole time :') NASCOUR: You will know the humiliation
of total domination before this crowd! SIMPHONY: (Eyes) JELLO: ...Do you not have music? YAM: No, he doesn't have music. LENTI: Oh, this is so uncomfortable!
WILL: I hate this! OZ: Unfortunately, that's all you'll be remembered f—
DUSCLOPS: I'M A DILF! (laughter) JELLO: Walking into a room as your
friend goes down. "I'M A DILF!" JELLO: Bye, Simphony.
YAM: Bye. SIMPHONY: Umbreon, I love y— UMBREON: I'll never know what she said... UMBREON: My ears don't have any
holes in them, they don't work. RUI: What's going on? Nascour's apologizing? RUI: Isn't he supposed to be the boss? ♪ (Clown Music) ♪ WILL: What—what is this music? WILL: OH—OH, IT'S HIM! EVICE: I am Evice, and I shall rule the world~! EVICE: Boing, boing, boing! Boing boing— WILL: I hate—this is bad. JELLO: Okay, good luck. WILL: Wow, level 60? YAM: Yup!
JELLO: Yeah.
SAVVY: Yeah... JELLO: I don't think we can outspeed that Salamence, though.
YAM: That's why I'm confusing it~! YAM: C'mon, c'mon... ughhh... WILL: Oh, FUCK.
YAM: C'monnnn... YAM: WHAT?! WILL: Fuckin' A...
JELLO: It didn't miss. JELLO: This is awful... YAM: Yeah, I think this is a wipe. JELLO: God, if you can pull this off, Yam,
I will be MASSIVELY impressed. YAM: We'll see. LENTI: (laughing)
JELLO: YAY! WILL: Wow! Okay, nice. YAM: WHA–?! WILL: HOOOOOLY SHIT!
YAM: YAAA! JELLO: UMBREON!
YAM: UMBREON!!! YAM: He's gonna die to earthquake—
JELLO: Oh, bye, Umbreon. YAM: Eat shit, Scizor! WILL: He survived a cross-chop from a
Machamp that was 9 levels higher. WILL: What a beast! JELLO: Ohhhh, boy.
YAM: Oh, I don't like that!
WILL: Oh... WILL: Oh, boy. LENTI: Here we go...
YAM: Yeah, that's what I thought. YAM: That's what I thought!
ALL: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YAM: You fuckin' champ! You CHAMP! YAM: OH, YOU'RE NASTY. YAM: You are NASTY. JELLO: Ohhhhh, nooooooo.
YAM: I'm glad we yawned! YAM: YOU'RE NASTY. YAM: HOOOOOH, YOU NASTY BITCH! JELLO: This is maybe the most tense Pokémon
battle I've ever watched, actually. YAM: Oh no NO NO!!!
JELLO: WHY DOES IT KNOW AERIAL ACE?! JELLO: Why are you faster than Heracross?! UMBREON: Espeon... if we get through this,
we can get through anything. UMBREON: Will you join me in the sidecar of life? ESPEON: I will! ESPEON: Oh, Poké-God, I will! YAM: Together, boys!
JELLO: Holy shit, Yam. YAM: Done it. B) JELLO: Wes looks around— WES: Lotta weird-lookin' dogs. RUI: It's really a Ho-Oh! It's incredible! WES: What a big dog. KEEN: Ho-Oh's doing a victory lap
like, "Yeah! I saved the day!" KEEN: "Suck my fuckin' dick! BYEEE!" LENTI: K, byee~! YAM: Yaaaaaaaaaay!
OZ: What a fucking garbage game! :) ESPEON: For the location of the wedding— UMBREON: What about by that, uh, that diner? ESPEON: We could rent out the whole diner! ESPEON: All four booths! UMBREON: 'Cause that's how many
friends I think we have? WILL: Like, counts on paws— UMBREON: UHHHH... (looks at low-polygon paw)
One... (looks at the other paw) Two. WILL: I thought you were gonna go, UMBREON: One! (Looks at other paw.) One! ESPEON: We've got this famous celebrity here;
why not have Green Pikachu officiate? ESPEON: That would be a nice feather in our cap! GRNPIKACHU: Oh! Um, me? Really? I—listen— ESPEON: You must get asked all the time,
'cause you're such a huge celebrity, GRNPIKACHU: Huh? ESPEON: It would mean the world to Umby and me. GRNPIKACHU: Um-um-Umby? UMBREON: Umby sounds like it's GUN! (laughter) Espeon: I thought it sounded like Gumby :} ESPEON: my favorite show— UMBREON: Yeah, that's the one
with the green Pikachu, right? ESPEON: that's right! UMBREON: Yeah, that's where I thought
I'd seen you before! (Points at Jumpluff) TREFOR: You were on Gumby? GRNPIKACHU: Yeah! S-sure! If that keeps me alive, yeah! JELLO: Does Jumpluff think they're gonna kill it?! WILL: Yeah! JELLO: Real quick, someone in chat, "The main character in XD has an Eevee. Is that their son?" JELLO: It SUPER is! YAM: YES!
LENTI: Yaaaaay! YAM: Okay, buh-bye! :)
