Nuzlocke BUT my friends control the Pokémon (Pokémon: Friendlocke SEASON 1 Marathon)

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Oh I loved that first run

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/amidamaru8_8 📅︎︎ Jun 28 2021 🗫︎ replies

I wanna do a Friendlocke thanks to watching his streams. But I don’t have a lot of friends, scheduling, and other things say otherwise

👍︎︎ 2 👤︎︎ u/Educational_Figure91 📅︎︎ Jul 17 2021 🗫︎ replies
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today i'm going to be doing a nuzlocke of pokemon emerald with a twist every single pokemon that i catch is represented and controlled by one of my friends this is the pokemon friend lock so here are the rules standard nuzlocke fair we got permadeath and we can only catch one pokemon per route for the sake of variety we won't be catching two of the same pokemon or evolution line we'll simply skip duplicates until we find a new thing with that said here is the interesting part every pokemon i catch becomes the avatar of one person in my friend group chosen at random when they're in my party they are in full control of their pokemon's actions and are allowed to talk with me live on discord stuff like what moves their avatar will learn what moves they use during battle and if they evolve or not is totally up to them meanwhile i would take on the role of the trainer i would traverse the overworld be in charge of items and have the primary say on who is in the party and when they'd be used like i said though this is a nuzlocke so if one of my friends dies they are kicked from the discord if you want more information on the rules and more specifics i have linked them all in the description below essentially we sort of just mixed pokemon with dungeons and dragons two fantastic results the stakes are high and the consequences are devastating will my friends and i be able to beat the champion or will we suffer a cruel fate this is the pokemon friend lock [Music] also only negative 15 of people who watch my channel are subscribed so if you like this series and you want to see more hit that subscribe button that like button that comment button the the button the bell the bell button all the buttons all right let's jam oh man my mom put me in the back of the moving truck again this is extremely unsafe for like a 12 year old professor birch is the hottest professor this is nt up for debate i'm just going to pretend that my mother just said that yo yo derek honey did you know that professor birch is hot as [ __ ] help me oh my god it's the hot guy that lives next door he's being chased by a zigzagoon hello you over there please help in my bag there's a pokeball all right i think i'm going to go mudkip and now since we are picking a pokemon i got to roll the random number generator and see who we get to have as our mudkip all right so we got holy crap mudkip is my editor tracy oh my gosh tracy oh where am i who are you you're you're my pokemon now oh hi i'm mudkip all right you ready yeah let's go all right i'm gonna need you to kill this zigzagoon go for it oh i i don't know okay i'll i'll give it my best you gotta do something i'm a little nervous bro there's only two moves too many joints tackle oh god it's gonna be a long stream tackle all right and the mudkip's name is now tracy hi again i've been adopted yo that guy had yankee with brim yankee with brim yeah so i heard you like mudkips so i heard you like mudkips yo can we bring that back 2021 2021 i'm gonna point this out to anybody like i don't know if anybody else feels this way but whenever i saw puciana when i first played this game as a kid it just looked like he had a fat ass like you know what i'm saying look at that i don't i don't actually but no no his tail looks like his like his hind leg so it looks like it's forming a butt formation okay i see i just i just thought that pucciano was packing this entire time salty can we spend the entire stream instead talking about the entire fnaf lore timeline bite of 87 yes you know actually actually actually real quick you know let let's let's talk about finaf okay let let's uh do that tackle please uh no i prep specifically for this so there we go hello i'm just 3d though okay let's talk about final floor all right yes so what's your favorite um fanaf uh i have not played any of them but i'm very i'm a very big fan of uh the original just from how unique both its gameplay and its story was at the time of its release uh oh actually made me jump a little uh so everything starts with springtrap let's talk about the purple man okay i'm gonna abandon this [ __ ] this is a bad bit yo what what if i like built up this stream super hard for so long and i just did that damn daniel uh do you think that we should just go for uh may may has a level five trico we're level seven yeah let's go okay i see no downsides to this either the run ends right now or we win so true all right let's go yeah level five trico probably doesn't have any grass moves maybe tackle just to test the waters all right see what i'm saying uh he's off the [ __ ] already oh come on i swear to god if this run ends this quickly i'm gonna cry let's go get our first friend uh be on you be on you tracy you you're always a friend man all right let's see who our first friend is puciana all right pepe i i thought we'd get a warm bowl all right let's catch this thing yes so tackle is 35 and what's left is 20. so since we're level eight maybe you should go for the mudslap instead okay we can also we can also lower its accuracy which would be all right oh so [ __ ] me i guess i'm too strong oh no all right so [ __ ] that i guess we don't have a puciana i'm so sorry tracy what the [ __ ] so this will be our for our first new friend all right crossing our fingers okay i don't know the pucciano all right all right okay it's another puppy it's another puppy there's no way that we're gonna create a second time salty when is obama appearing on stream um right here hey it's me obama i love pokemon real obama that's right i'm back they got me back in office why did you commit so many workers ah i gotta go so let's use a pokeball let's go for it let's get a friend come on be my friend be my friend please be my friend we got a new friend all whoa right was perfectly timed whoa yolk this is a good sign i feel it this is puccina otherwise known as gerber gerber is currently playing i think what is that cyberpunk no we're we were watching a funny monkey movie funny monkey gerber stop watching the funny monkey movie you're ready oh my god also i can't believe why watching funny monkey movie that's not even a lie [Laughter] all right so uh i have news for you you are puccieta hello i am pucciano derek remember what i told you to name it you got to name it my full paypal link i i don't think there's enough um spots for that gerber gerber got that fat ass look at that badass i'm pulling up my i'm pulling up my move list all right pokemon let's see who's gonna be our third friend low tad all right perry the platypus ah perry the poliwhirl on god really [Music] sanja let's see who's low tad it's sarah hey hey hi sarah hey welcome to the club uh hello yeah there you go chad sorry i know it's dark inside of that poke ball but you're low tad this is going to sound super [ __ ] weird but like i had a feeling i was going to be low ted and i was really hoping i was a little bad because i like low ted put me out there it's a battle time uh we might be doing a thing in the future where we implement a reincarnation role so if somebody dies they could be reincarnated decided by chat right now all death is permanent so if gerber dies in this next match actually don't put me in anything yet i think it's a great idea and i'm i'm the trainer and you should grind for me you should grind it a little bit yeah i'll i'll grind it it's okay a little nap in the bag all right it's my time to shine not anymore tracy kill gerber's family kill wait wait my family's getting killed but i can't do anything and guess what not only were they killed but you got experience from them tracy just has a gun at this point can we get some fan out of tracy with a gun we get to kill everybody's family tonight no i am so sorry no you're not no it's just like in dark souls when someone dies i'm actually a big fan of the bunks yeah i'm killing it i should you know honestly maybe i shouldn't even just slip that poochie and a knife you're the gift of the dog with like the knife oh no get me out of there get me out of there get me out of there oh my god oh no me and my homies hate that guy holy [ __ ] gerber that pujiano was just straight up like you were my brother grabber i don't i have the high ground what's my favorite funny monkey moment well we were just watching a uh movie called spy mate on hbo where this monkey got a jet pack and it was also caught in iraq oh my god i imagine like we're we're in a group right now we're trying to like survive and all of the other pokemon in the wild just have smartphones and they're just watching funny monkey movies uh and we're essentially just ruining their netflix and chill like what pokemon would you have wanted like your dream pokemon to represent you in this emerald uh nuzlocke well can i say in general because i'm not familiar with the emerald uh yeah you can say in general it would either have been shaven or uh like a teddy ursa teddy ears is a little bit more realistic listen i like shame is a mythical pokemon uh i don't know what i would be like at least emerald i mean my favorite gen 3 pokemon is trico also i'm sorry i'm sorry sarah you've kind of taken a back seat for a moment no it's fine i'm just sitting here crocheting anyway don't worry about it yo this low tad in the back crocheting very talented i'm making a substitute um i i would be a skitty just a cat city's a good one good poke what's the pig with the spring oh uh oh spoink spring you know actually uh fun fact about spoink did you know that if it stops bouncing then its heart stops and it dies well so it's like a hummingbird where he can't stop you can't flop his wings how do humming how do hummingbirds go hummingbirds they pretty much like uh they flap a lot and that helps burn calories but they can sleep for like a few hours but are you gonna go for it again let's go let's go why not why not i'm out for blood uh why not comes later uh that's the pre-evolution of it that's it eric we'll kind of work at it one at a time fight the final like the final gym and i'm still level three it's like all right sarah you're first like oh [ __ ] tackle please okay go for it i don't like how sensual that is that was i'm sorry i was like we're just sitting in here tackle please i didn't mean to do that i'm sorry tackle tracy oh this might actually be good for you gerber it's a shroomish okay okay whatever you want to do little tippy-tappy feets of shrooming no i'm going to heal you it's okay dude if i die don't you want to be a hero yeah derek i'm a little scared i'm sorry but i'm not switching you out so you better you better pull through yo is there an opposite for poggers is there like a an antonym gotex yo pulling it give me these pogs in shock give me these plugs that was terrifying i almost died you did almost die that was not very good okay let's talk to my dad hey dad where's the alimony i hate you i hate you kid okay that doesn't answer my question i don't care if you hate me i want the money who is this oh who is this my step brother step bro you literally been divorced for less than a month how how hard you [ __ ] i know you have to follow this kid to his ballet recital what the [ __ ] i've been practicing all month fine whatever wally god you're not actually my brother wouldn't be funny if we were attacked oh no bro you guys digs a good i want one trade with me take take you don't need them no yo okay high key if there are any in-game trades that i can do i might do one so is is the person going to become that pokemon for fair use or oh my god if the pokemon is good and we need it then i might i might trade somebody but mikey just said release me release gerber well i hate how they're all saying release gerber this is mean i see you mal let's see you joe let me guess what are you crying are you dressed i haven't even been like pulled out into a battle yet you've been pulled down into a battle i didn't fight anybody so gonna cry kiss your pants maybe i already did you don't even have any pants all right who's your next pokemon derrick uh let's let's take a look look look see in the big big ol grass meryl oh you better be oni you have so many water types yes seriously our team is only water types and just gerber someone said do you want to get released gerber trending um no or maybe can we be more annoying than dream now oh god it's mal oh god hello hello i'll get out of here oh okay i can't believe i am a little creature finally now i can thrive mouth so small and blue nothing's changed i'm blue dabba dee dabba dye let's get this [ __ ] going no don't dab or die what's going on dude i was gonna wobble up a dub die right now can you can you tell me what the ability thick fat does because it doesn't say a proper explanation now mal you are wonderful shut the [ __ ] up now all i need to do is learn belly drum and we can get this [ __ ] rolling all right there's merrill here we go can i offer you an egg in this trying time mal as much as i want to train you i have to train sarah first oh no problem but put bell in the box just don't worry about it huh yeah if i put mal in the box then the mallet just disappears from the call i see no negative i'm just going to hide behind tracy [Laughter] mel if i throw like some drywall in the box will you go in there willingly okay maybe no no no but like what kind is it i'm very particular about my drywall tracy learn watercolor tracy becoming overpowered not not even gonna lie okay so since we do something don't yeah seriously gun gun cannon let's do some team bonding exercises what is everybody's favorite color uh gerber starts uh orange tracy green uh mel magenta and that's everybody okay okay fine okay that's a good color you survived today okay chill oh my gosh i'm off the shits okay yeah this is good training for sarah actually honestly i would just switch i would portray literally everyone he didn't let me chill okay what do you want to use the one attack move or the or growl against this uh magikarp that can't do anything what do you want to do sarah huh yeah that's what i [ __ ] thought oh my gosh originally it was a joke but now you're getting lower tier on the tier list stop you got to step it up okay that's okay sorry i don't like being edgy anymore use my knitting needles stab them yeah just stab the fish it's fine yo sarah's actually becoming like viable all things the blatant just hate on me oh man that must really suck shut up now oh god oh the girls are fighting there's in fighting in the group oh drama we should have confessionals [Laughter] to jericho okay i'll go i'll go first it's like professional ever since we caught we caught mal it's just been a lot more fighting in the group i i can't believe derrick carter i'm sick of her you know i just wanted to have a good time and honestly i'm feeling so attacked right now i don't understand and then uh then we go to my confessional yo does anybody have flappy bird on their iphone oh let's go that's so good [Music] yo tracy just out here zoning out oh i'm sorry i was i was on my mudkip thing i'm looking at twitter yo my kid get off your phone and water gun please oh that didn't that was not a gun it's a ball i mean bullets are just funny balls new friend everybody who is it who is it who's our new friend oh yo this is actually good we needed a a mono grass type all right come on cross fingers yeah our boyfriend click i click here claire you're here and you're sure i know you're dazed and confused but let's let's talk about this okay you love to eat damp composited soil literally cannot get enough we'll not stop talking about it that does sound kind of like me actually i'm not gonna lie eating dirt yes have you ever dirt all right you know i think it's not decided when we all hang out after when it's all safe again uh claire's not picking the restaurant we're out of chili's claire runs to the bathroom grabs the potted plant near the entrances it's like i got dinner are you guys doing sitting down no i got dinner come on i want damp soil in the woods in minecraft i didn't you know what you're with a bunch of water type so we can dampen all the soil you need with water gun oh we can have as much damp soil as we want that's a buffet hell yeah oh my god i am like shoving fistfuls of mud down my throat mal can you not do that uh i'm hungry well chill mel hungry mud drywall say i'm hungry eric please feed your pokemon yeah give me the pokey blocks yeah let's go let's fight this worm i am going to tackle oh worm oh wig literally just step on his ass i'm trying i have tiny feet and a zoom out zoo pals they make eating fun dude i do be looking like a zoo pal though yo loki zoo pal now i'm gonna be completely honest with you i think that you do make eating fun thank you you don't even have to be a zoop out for that you're just a fun person oh thank you don't say that don't say that'll make mal too happy oh yeah wait no you suck oh okay so you're doing a really good job against this whirlpool by the way oh thanks i'm doing my best i trained really hard this is your first fight there was so much contempt in that wait and it does like what happens if a trainer dies uh i i don't know i i don't think that's happened before pokemon get to decide the pokemon eat them you guys all eat like dead corpses oh [ __ ] gerber doesn't need to use howl his attack is decently high and his ass is fat anything is possible when the ass fat derek i want to ban nintendo you just said hi girl i don't think your ass is fat nintendo's getting timed out time timeout nintendo don't worry gerber your ass is very fat thank you thank you hand over those papers no not my in-depth pdf on vaporeon breeding please save me wait how do you feed it and you just get an eevee and then handed a stone well actually did you know that vaporeon uh breeding wise are the most similar to humans just a fun fact i thought i'd share i don't know how do i call pokemon control gobert your brother is evil kill him i hate that guy tracy please kill him you make the name you make me not proud water gun [Laughter] silence on that kill him just kicking dirt at you don't let him do that mud slap kick your back you're tasting that button ha [ __ ] yeah now now i beat you so now you have to give me your clothes no you gotta kiss me what yeah you gotta kiss me in the mouth literally a ball i am a ball yo you're ballin though do you think that if you throw me on the floor really hard it makes that basketball sound [Laughter] do you think if if you squeeze my tail it would make a squeaky sound well if it makes a clown hunk is a clown suck the poison out of gerber's ass gerber bend over all right 20 24 why do why me because no one else wants to do it why don't get sarah to do it you're literally a merrell okay what actually wait a second wait a second wait a second better idea claire you do it you're the one that has absorbed what the [ __ ] no you're the best one at sucking jesus christ you would rather let your friend die than suck some ass die first one hit ko i'm so proud of you i'm so proud of this community i'm so proud of this community oh my gosh sarah it's time to prove yourself this is going to be your first fight let's see if you can do what you do can i suck can i do the suck suck drink the slurpee crochet crochet needles wait does this mean like when i stab it with my crochet needles i'm just drinking it like from the holes that are in the pokemon yeah you just that's kind of hardcore you stab it with your needles and then you stick a straw in and you're just like that is really hardcore actually let's point out something that is so cute that his friend chat apparently she stores all of her work in her little lily pad hat oh sarah's gonna like walk perfectly or the yarn falls out [Laughter] all right here we go [Music] oh this is like not good for you wait oh worm i mean wait hold on someone said this is still route 104. i don't know i always count it's not a new route you can be the next one that we catch okay you killed him okay it was really cool meeting you and all but like uh die can i have a berry you will get food when we get to the town ate this [ __ ] family can we stop at mcdonald's no we will eat when we get to petalburg i don't want a chicken nugget everybody stop stop crying sarah you want a sucker what i mean this is the only food i get so yes yes derek mouse crumping in my pokeball keychain to leave mal stop crumping that's a lie i can't crump i have no limbs we're a team of cold hardened professionals okay there's no time for crying i'm scared sarah do you trust me no listen i will make you trust me you see i told you we rely on the trust bro what the [ __ ] we're wait we're supposed to then can you feed us so we can get no wait if you buy a 20 piece how many exactly well there are five of us so we each get four we each get four yeah i'm okay with that i mean derek gets no nuggets yeah he just buys the 20 piece and he puts it on the ground and we all just waddle over to it oh [ __ ] uh claire claire what oh my god you notice a particularly juicy looking patch of dirt on the ground now that we're in town can we go to mcdonald's now there's no mcdonald's there's no mcdonald's in petalburg i want a berry please no fine do they at least have a taco bell i i don't know let's ask one of the locals wow you have pokemon with you too when i get bigger i'm going to go places with pokemon too taco bell where is it if a pokemon gains experience at battles it can sometimes change in the way it looks taco bell could just explain evolution the old sailor mr briny lives in the cottage by the sea taco bell if mel drinks uh blast does she become green yeah yeah i can take color based on the liquids i drink yo can i get a case dorito i wanna i want a strawberry freeze please can you go put the orders in derrick we'll we'll tell you what we want in the car i'm calling for pickup does anybody have a mask i do yeah yeah i have a few you make one gerber question yeah i have one what's up question where where are you storing those next question yeah why don't we just have sarah carry everything yeah okay you know what sarah you carry everything from now on okay okay okay so here are you're my keys oh oh okay okay oh how about uh a little a little bit of a little bit of pepsid okay okay uh i have a dragon drink that i got from starbucks earlier can i have a sip at least no carry it um i'm just gonna i'm just gonna pour it in the dish i don't think that's the best idea to be fair you are ruining all of the yarn that i meticulously bought for this [ __ ] journey by pouring your drink on me wait did you like walk into the pokemon equipment about michael if you're like low cad are we doing a thing where like only derek can understand us and everybody else outside of like derrick only hears like it's like detective pikachu yeah it's like detective pikachu and i hold i hold up the low tab and i'm just like sir can you hear what this is saying it's because they uh removed the quesarito from the regular menu you can only order it through the app you still want the taco bell thing yo someone asked someone asked why they could only order the order ahead listen the quesarito is the i'm really hungry right now can someone send me some taco bell grandma please hey hold up i gotta be [Laughter] wait a second wait a second hold up i like your cut g oh my god oh he moved too wait did we go pick up the taco bell oh god i never saw you go pick it up derek it's fine no it's going to get cold have you ever have you ever talked about fire type move and we'll heat it up i don't learn a fire type of a gen 3. just delete it holy [ __ ] it's a wizard i forgot that they can't show up that's like a low chance joe biden is coming all right yay joe they said not to say anything racist joe could never speak again your eyes are as loud as a jet plane engine apparently so joe if you say something racist everybody's gonna hear it i like i just like seeing in chat everyone immediately is just like who is joe i don't know if they're setting up for jill mama or if they genuinely don't want me here joe is a good friend of mine he actually used to be my roommate when i started streaming on twitch he's a really funny guy and i think he's pretty cute thanks daddy oh [ __ ] actually claire do you want to do you want to try to attack i mean well you have friends for now i didn't know that it does yeah well that's true the sport too oh oh oh oh it does work oh no it does actually work do you want to go for it i mean why not whatever [ __ ] it again why not comes in later that's the pre-evolved form you're so funny i'm laughing at the shroomish that just paralyzed itself like an idiot dude strawberry freeze is probably just melted now like i'm so joking i'm complaining about taco bell meanwhile i'm like convulsing on the ground it doesn't i want a popsicle you eat dirt you know i'm not wasting a berry on you right now just because you're hungry yeah i'm like very close to everything can you put can you put claire on my head yes [Music] the boys are back in town i just want the model for whizmer to be just huge yeah we can like stand behind everyone yeah i overlook the rest of the team okay so this is canon oh my god that's the canon size of joe the whismur yeah baby i'm so excited i kind of appreciate that between the six of us only two of us have hands oh that is true it's such an observation okay i have i have big hands i'm eating popcorn gerber's not only eating popcorn but also surfing reddit in the middle of this fight can you can you tell can you tell no you are really giving it all he looks right on my screen too but i'm colorblind so yes you are colorblind which makes sense because you're a dog woof don't do that a wolf so sarah what do you want to do can you maybe speak a little bit louder holy [ __ ] with a gun okay so sarah might be the key to this jim i'm calling you up claire i love you [Laughter] god i'm that deserves okay uh the this is the art that claire just made of claire hey no i i like how that donation really really coincides with what's on screen right now god has let me live another day and i'm about to make her make it everyone's problem i just imagine that it's that one scene from the spongebob movie where patrick has the long leggings and like instead of spongebob between the legs it's just it's just sarah as loted with like a straight face meanwhile i'm sitting here thinking of something like you know wholesome like me and like claire you know she's holding the yarn but no it had to be something like that i wish i have a different sauce it's the spongebob squarepants movie what do you mean it's not wholesome derek you see patrick's ass on that oh yeah oh wow okay let's have this discussion who are we leaving behind for this i say we leave behind gerber mal and joe because you guys are under leveled and at least mal is a water type so if things go horribly and people die we can at least rematch the gym with mal you know what you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna see i'm gonna say it derek i'm gonna say it i'm sick of this i can't do this anymore i hate you i hate this i hate it into the storage box you go can't say anything no no wow he's been deleted he's not deleted he's just in storage okay bye bye joe don't sit at me okay sit out go to the bed no no no [Laughter] that's fantastic okay guys this is the first time that we've had to put people in the box this is very interesting the the group dynamic has completely shifted yeah we kind of lost everyone who's usually uh aggressive aggressive no i mean the infighting i'm not talking oh yeah oh no no it's strangely peaceful yes i do agree let me actually save real quick just in case you know you can never be too safe even though it has like technically no meaning no i'm playing on a real game boy i don't know what you're talking about no i mean like you can't go back in time i know just in case like my game boy battery uh powers down you know you can you never know yeah that's very [ __ ] true well i i don't think that we need to curse okay sorry that's very [ __ ] true is sarah the strongest now yes sarah is the strongest one this is what happens when i sit back and literally just crochet the entire [ __ ] time you see you gather your strength you guys are out there fighting battles while sarah was mastering the art of crochet we are not the same can i evolve now but yay seriously yay i'm the first one to evolve lucky so like i never knew like how do you stop evolving in like these games you just hit like b or something you just hit b or you hold an everstone and it does it for you oh okay so sarah has hands now you grew up more powerful every day sarah you see you know what that's your character arc i'm so proud of you now i've been worried before you really you really pulled your weight you're finally useful him it's like rudolph the red-nosed reindeer except your lumber oh my god i guess the true meaning of christmas was to use others for their abilities that you might not have seen before okay all right no i don't i don't want to battle why are you even asking it's like actually i'm just looking for the taco bell if i'm being real it's like i'm hungry but there's one more it's no nose pass nosepass is infamous on roxanne's team for being the harder one okay i've said this on stream before but i gotta say this again did anybody else think that nose pass like was whistling no do you see what i mean like it's foot looks like it's it's like curling its leg lips like yeah the little foot looks a little bit like it not really it's pogging oh no nose pog no spell i think it's time it's time you got this sarah i don't wanna die here i don't see a universe existing where you die here sarah oh i really don't see a universe existing where you die here one more time one more time oh no okay well it's okay it doesn't really matter what oh we can't oh no you can't escape that's so weird look it's a trainer battle yeah ooh it's over yeah it's over thanks sarah all right we received the stone badge wow okay i'm gonna be completely honest i actually didn't think that we'd get this far if i'm being real i'm gonna drag them all back in gerber my man oh my god it was so cold in there it was so cold please don't send me back there don't worry buddy you're going to be with us for a while i can barely breathe in there gee yeah mal was stinking up the place what are you talking about your fat ass was making too much look there wasn't enough space in the box listen put joe back in what are you doing i'm just gonna he's gonna tell you to leave joe it there it was a break it was a prank i was so scared i felt like i got moved to another box mal and gerber were just fighting the entire time showed it terry taller okay it's not for sustenance it is for strategy if giving you a large frame from mcdonald's would make you a better fighter i would do it um a mr beast burger will make me invincible yo real [ __ ] dude real [ __ ] holy crap you did it i'm kind of a pokemon but then the quote book i'm kind of a pokemon ah so you're derek i sincerely thank you now if there's anything that troubles you don't hesitate to tell me yeah can you please lead me to the taco bell these dudes shut the [ __ ] up okay bye oh one got really close you didn't get taco bell [Laughter] derek i can only use tackle so just a soup taco you know pokemon are i didn't know that they sure are oh that's actually really interesting like did you know gaming contacts me and they're like we need a guest speaker for this pokemon episode it's like welcome back to did you know gaming did you know pokemoner and then 10 minutes of silence thanks for watching please subscribe to did you know gaming for more gaming facts and trivia every single [ __ ] day still no deaths i'm impressed me too we had no deaths history hopefully that uh doesn't change uh so let's just uh let's just go for it then i i i'm really scared i feel like this might [ __ ] us up but who knows okay everybody put your hands together go gerber get it it's covered derrick i'm not trying to be sick here we go this this might be our like first actual challenge i'm kind of freaking out oh god my mom said you can sleep over tomorrow oh cool it's crunch time [ __ ] let's go again let's go for another one keep crunching yo this [ __ ] crunching what's trico taste like uh like a celery stick happy [ __ ] birthday please don't die tonight i love you oh joe go for it happy birthday claire yeah let's see let's get these pink fists in there oh yeah it's claire's birthday we should switch it to claire no it's fine go this motherfucker's leering at you be careful joe oh never mind who cares who cares if everyone in chat is nice you will each get a piece of beef jerky all right let me get some beef jerky emotes in chat please that's very specific why are you guys talking about eating um [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] let's go let's go we're going to shut it down this spring is just ax body spray i'm glad you split sprayed mal with a repel that's all we needed yeah this [ __ ] is that how you guys imagine it working you just spray it on the pokemon my skin is burning please give me some water no you're a water pokemon just like spit it out yeah just [ __ ] spit on yourself i just become a sprinkler you actually care about us here's some more what is well no oh gosh i'm planning on taking gerber to the very end of the game no matter what okay so we're about to get our new friend let's let's check out what we got all right who do we got who's our new friend who is immediately going in the box um yo this this kind of fire though all right fine no i'm low-key jealous maybe don't use bite on this lip i mean it's like a steel type i think no it's not what is it a sableye is a bipedal pokemon with a dark purple body that loves lasagna aren't you the sharp teeth and claws which it uses to eat the lasagna i'm going to use the gucci poke ball all right the gucci [ __ ] okay i think it has the same catcher as a pokeball right yeah yeah no yeah it has okay i guess that yeah i want to point out it's identified me twice and lured at me i am not comfortable it's basically just staring at you it's literally just staring at him our friend is kenny hi kenny i was busy watching a movie i [ __ ] knew it i knew it's gonna be like you have anything you want to say i want to watch my movie okay we'll put you back in the box into the box we go buddy you can watch it alone holy [ __ ] oh a letter for me what an outdated way to inform me your pokemon appear quite capable if you keep training you could even become the champion of the pokemon league one day that's what i think bro i just met you i know since we've gotten to know each other let's register i just you literally said two words to me i delivered a letter to you do you swap phone numbers with the mailman they seem like a swell guy you want to be the godfather to my kids why hold on one second hey you want a dog you want my kid salty you might want to check your spaghetti closet my spaghetti closet spaghetti closet that's where you throw the spaghetti to test if it's done i think we're going to put mal in the pc for a bit it'd be like that sometimes so everybody's on the same page in chat um [ __ ] you jesus no don't stop [ __ ] jesus no no no no you know what you know what nobody talked nobody talk i wanted this to be loud and clear [ __ ] you jesus is it blasphemy oh you bet your ass it is i think you're brave what did you say about jesus say my name kenny you're goddamn right kitty what is this voice your mom's anyway i like kenny where are we going boys why are we dropping where are we dropping like goblin got the joke before i did drink its nutrients i imagine kenny spanner it's just a stable eye which is really big nerdy glasses that and also he's a redditer yeah yeah oh perfect but his eyes are red at gold oh no thanks for the gold kind stranger is this is this the line is this for the spanking is this it worked out yo is this the line for the circumcisions uh he'll be like like a lot larger i think he'll just get smaller actually no no i want to be bigger and i want to yell everything by the time you get to explode you become super [ __ ] small i just wanted legally for all the entertainment last what was that and it was a really kind donation it was such a kind donation and kenny just i don't know gave birth what was that [ __ ] hold on i'm killing mel i'm killing mal it happened bite bite man this is this is really a fantasy for you huh the tuber kid sprite when they're on the overworld looks like the monkey from super monkey ball [Laughter] oh yeah covers bubble but also evolve with him will it still fit on top of lambre after it evolves you know what i will carry you no matter what claire it doesn't matter the social dynamics might evolve but the personalities stay the same oh it's that [ __ ] that we beat up last stream he gave a [ __ ] he's like oh i remember you here's everything thanks coach just stick a straw in the fish all right sarah it's time to shine oh hell no they all up on spongebob [ __ ] why they have fun [ __ ] i think that sarah might be our mvp against a majority of water type pokemon can i do the bullet scene yes you can absolute [ __ ] baller look at this look at this wow like nothing oh wait we got a new pokemon all right new friend okay do me a favor gerber do not kill it why good choice we're reading after reading the room we have found a solution i've kind of decided after talking to my my legal counsel do you use this uh yeah boy yeah all right who is it it's pasty oh hey d hasty oh hi and so cold in the void the ether put me in the [ __ ] box already oh look at you i'm adding i'm adding some friends and i'm just like i'm just like looking the other direction like god i hope i hope he doesn't talk to me or something yeah sent to the gay box yeah it's a gay box because i'm in it yo we in the game i want to take you to the gay box [Laughter] [Applause] that's a pretty gay [Music] him into oblivion that sounds wrong i want that twink oblivion oh you guys are so much clearer i want that twink of glitter [Laughter] wait didn't derek say last time that it's the year of the twunk yeah it's the it's the year of the trunk what are the bears like a thing that that's what a trunk is what is this wrong what does it talk are you thinking of a tweet [Music] i love how tracy is the one doing the [ __ ] sloping i like doing sound effects she's my standard tracy's just like you know chilling in the pokeball just slurping on like a smoothie i get a smoothie okay fine i'll oh no no no tracy has a phone she she can order grubhub grubhub is epic grubhub makes you wanna boogie imagine crazy you order like a grub like grubhub right and then you know this guy just randomly walks up the dare and be like uh i have this order for uh tracy and it's like then i'll pop out the poke ball and go oh that's me and you hold a gun to him and you say give me it give me yeah i can't beat it well you're not in water so maybe it's dying flopping around in front of me did you know that evolves at level 22 also holy [ __ ] grass only are you giving absorb when you have mega drain well it's too late for that now now is it more powerful to absorb well i'm going to drain it now instead of absorb it yeah absorb twice all right all right everybody everybody calm down at least tracy can grub up you don't even feed us there wait tracy can grab him oh yeah uh what you want you want some pascal's pizza yo we're in the trap house we're the trap house tracy needs one more level oh the audacity of this [ __ ] yeah tracy all in there let's go you're gonna become a part of me you're gonna turn into something great what do you think the chances are of somebody having a pasty tulpa die who sent that message what does that mean a tulpa is like like a character like inside of your mind like mike and melissa yeah that's federer you don't know either yo mr brownie had a couple of drinks he's going a little bit fast what is that what kind of dick what kind of game boy is this you just went so fast i used action replay mr brian he's got a couple of drinks whoa oh there we go for a second there i thought he was like nope not doing that anymore [Music] whoa whoa oh my god you know for [ __ ] you you've got empty [Music] me and gerber it's okay maybe maybe water gun is the best choice your your attempt at canceling maca head have failed oh maybe i'll switch out oh my god no no it's fine it's it's fine it's my time to die i don't want tracy to be the first death jeez yeah that would have been that's sad i really like how we all just hate kenny but also he's been really useful i'm starting to send some animosity in the party i'm like team rocket except bad um [Music] the fact that the fact that the stable i just just thought that team rocket was good i didn't even know about team rocket we're in hoenn he he thought on reddit oh he's unrefreshed duh what do you think his karma is it's probably like negative thousands right he's he just browses he does not actually talk oh there's no chance that he's just a worker listen talk yo does anybody have any uh any like penis problems yeah yes i'm sure there'll be many i'm sure that we could split the peepee up what's my tumblr uh google.com and you got so many followers i know something cloud is like the most useless thing you can ever cause humber clout is the most hostile cloud you can get oh what no it is the weakest move tracy i don't know what you would expect but just tackle it again i'm not using water gun when it's at literally like point one perc have you won a mess why'd you miss them tracy you need glasses more than i do i already have glasses need another pair oh [ __ ] no well [ __ ] i mean rocky might be a good case right now honestly [Music] is the first one we're gonna lose a starter tracy you are misfiring this gun yes seriously so many times i don't know what the [ __ ] is going on but i don't like it it's annoying thank god we have gerber this is me when i get on estrogen well looks like there's just going to be a lot of mail we got to get out of here the cops are going to chase after us stealing mail oh well it's on the ground it's free didn't use water gun though we're going to give this cat a bath we're going to waterboard this cat no pog claire you know this one claire you know this one it's my sister whoa right oh i also want to say i turned my gain up on my microphone for that by the time you were done with that it looked like a [ __ ] raisin did the dmt wear off did it did wear off button hold on whoa why did the dmt hit so hard yo it hit so hard that she showed up yo we just we need to stop [Music] look at this [ __ ] being peaceful kill him my job please oh there you go you're you're mud shot madam [Laughter] yeah derek you could pretty much beat this gym no problem right now are you sure with kenny you're basically jim's basically a watch because kenny just can't be hit pp that's so cool ryan we're going into the battle okay everybody focus up just in case i don't right on my face and die kenny tripped and died derek there's still time to get into the dream smp all you have to do is just start hacking your [ __ ] pokemon legitimate game and not rom just start start hacking you'll get the world record for most epicus gamer and it'll kiss you very sweetly oh my god kenny's just sweeping this gym i see a battle of a christian oh this phone's going off what's someone gonna call it vibrating sorry my rhetoric was going off ah so many gold awards so much gold can we just release him already i know he's useful i know he's useful right now this is the first time an entire like our entire party has turned on another one i haven't sent them anything yeah well we know what you're saying i like kenny you're complicit claire what i i'm just here the the per you watch it well you want me to defend him yeah okay fine kenny just clutched that entire gym oh i mean yeah kenny just straight up like manhandled braley so like he [ __ ] mansplained brawling you [ __ ] have kept me out here this whole time send me back send me back so although we weren't planning on doing brawley's gym uh kenny just kind of fell into our arms and solved all of our problems all right this is uh everybody's quote unquote run ender okay may we win nice uh no really good start yes [ __ ] okay you're confused wrong tomb uh i think use water got a meal use water gun on you or or maybe you'll use it on me no wait there we go okay perfect gerber you are the mvp okay just kill it if you want to start with play this i believe in you gerber rip that stupid leaf off its head bite him you do like it's just a bunch of lettuce on the ground you just found it on the ground that's my jam you found some no it's lettuce not jam jesus listen i'm a good pokemon you're the mvp turn that [ __ ] growfile into some burger king foot lettuce am i right good night oh wasted its turn yeah because it's going to die i'm already drowsy water gun i'm ready for sleep all ready all right so we've we've survived the onslaught that was that was nice also did you know the gamecube is actually a rectangular prism i didn't know that did you know did you well did didn't you know did you did you did you did you know thanks for watching about it you want to kill this baby yeah i've never heard you so enthusiastic about anything i'm starting to lose myself and the music the moment oh it's like [ __ ] slimy shades everyone loves some emily m i love his famous freestyle it's fun for me to rock a tomb [Laughter] pasty leveled up through all of that excellent humor it's cause i'm so funny shake it the diet dance so how do you like my song what do you think i mean if you post that [ __ ] on tick tock people will dance to it magic tips yo this [ __ ] just evolved tracy get off your ass and evolve right now okay yes i did we're just jostling check check this out i'm going to juice [ __ ] i mean holy [ __ ] i don't think anybody wants to be this [ __ ] but all right one of my favorite pokemon really i just love shitty bug types stop charming us i am so charmed we're just having a fun little stop fight right now this [ __ ] bug is running into you over and over god i hate this [ __ ] why are you so mean that's colin hey [ __ ] wake the [ __ ] up samurai no you got the best pokemon i'm going to die listen listen colin colin colin okay you're not eternal pokemon that becomes active upon nightfall isn't that the coolest oh i just hate the fact i saw you run into this pokemon and the first thing i knew is yeah i feel it deep down to me that's gonna be me [ __ ] my life is it with two l's or one l he's gonna need more than two l's for this one wait hold up it's ten pokeballs like the gucci ball i know i wasted a lot of money for that i want the gucci ball if we can catch one pokemon with the gucci ball you should get the tim's ball the oh wait [ __ ] we can put somebody in the daycare are we allowed to breed are we allowed to breed you could just put someone in there i think we should put colin in there mal wake the [ __ ] up up we're putting you and your boyfriend into the daycare oh okay what's going on we're putting you guys in the daycare who you you and mal are you gonna take us out are we there forever i don't know yet also where'd you get cigarettes i've turned into a smoker oh well that kind of sucks you're a pig that misshapen pikachu probably snuck it in through its ass the only thing that keeps me steady in my life of a weird bug thing hi you're back i'm confused that's right sarah you're back you're surprised i was just brought in for no reason why am i the fan favorite is back not a fan favorite kenny's the fan favorite are you [ __ ] kidding me he's the red dragon nobody likes the redditor i don't know what you're talking about fan favorite pokemon at this point please i want to challenge this gym and see how much better i've become please may i please i'm not pushing it governor if i combine forces with ralts i could be anyone why is he clearly faking a british account oh hi step brother i've gotten a lot stronger since we met will you please have a battle with me okay here i come i'll kill at least one of your [ __ ] pokemon yeah roy yeah man green on green oh this is gonna be this is gonna be really sad we didn't even play it up just so that like his feelings wouldn't be hurt it's just that was nothing i'll go i'll have to go back to voting tough we crushed that child's dreams holy [ __ ] it's scott the wass i was just watching that match i saw you kill that child's dreams in one fell swoop that mighty enemy you're sure as a dick but you didn't hold anything back and beat him impressively yeah that's what a real pokemon battle is all about killing the dreams of children i idolize trainers like that absolute [ __ ] scumbags here's my card okay bye today we're planning on tackling the watson's gym we're gonna do a quick roll call first we're gonna drag in tracy hi hi welcome back how are you doing i'm okay i'm i'm doing all right here in the hearing the ball as people would say we're balls deep in this joe heyo hey how you doing bud i'm good i'm full of three musketeers and i'm feeling ready to fight that is the face of somebody who's just ate a [ __ ] ton of three musketeers oh we got pasty everybody everybody's fave oh hello how are you i'm good i'm not drinking so while i was grinding last stream i raised everybody to level 20. i accidentally raised you to level 21. yo just like you know that's just like the funny joke you guys ever heard of it so there's this kid and then he says 21. yeah that that's that's really that's really funny that's really funny pasty that's so funny pasty well at least he's he's 21 so he can drink no no don't you dare put me in the cis box hi gerber hello how are you doing i'm i'm okay how are you dude doing pretty good doing pretty good do we get to learn the moves to stream no hi claire hello it's always so jarring to just suddenly hear other people just just kind of invading invading your little your little space in the ball hi sarah hello how are you doing cold nice nice let's do just a quick warm-up battle and then we can check out the gym if you guys want a warm-up battle this is a breeder someone dies they have six pokemon i think oh it's the breeder whatever go tracy go hey it's joe tracy kill the imposter won't be impossible that's kind of sauce oh wait switch me out yeah thanks oh oh [ __ ] wait get me out of there i'm getting you out of there it's fine it's fine go gerber it's your time to shut up derek i'm actually weak against fighting you're level 21. all right let's watch oh that's a crazy fighting type move you better be careful sorry i'm feeling a little bit spicy today gerber i thought you know put a little put a little bit of fear in everybody in chat now you're 22. you're trying to learn roar now he can escape from any floor you can social distance learn roar okay oh my god get rid of the hell never the hell it raises your attack but all right doing your mom doing doing your mom doing your mom she has some water in his mouth it's obviously asking for for food or water i just want to talk about how wismer's little little anus is popping over the edge i think it's i think it's cute i hate that i can't stop seeing it imagine every time it pops over the edge it's just a little just a little tiny fart sound yo joe's super sonic get the chaos emeralds joining i don't want to get rid of any of these okay we'll we'll just put away supersonic get rid of super sonic yeah forget you [ __ ] you sega so you want to you want to evolve it hurts but yes never mind it actually feels really good i'm dancing now dude you got wi-fi dude yeah that's uh my anus evolved as well dude what's your passion for wi-fi kill this killer fight the skitty cat dog what is a skitty it's kitty's obviously a cat leave me alone okay i'm 22 now you asked me okay i guess we could go fight the gym watson the leader of mauville gym uses electric type pokemon if you challenge him with water type pokemon he'll zap them this gym's got puzzles isn't that fun poor kid wait why is there a child in here i think this [ __ ] is in the wrong gym i'm not even gonna i'm gonna be honest with you guys it's like hi there i don't know where my parents went but here's my zigzagoon ah here comes magnemite it actually wait i have a better idea hold that would have been very anti-climactic just died there all right it's watson i believe in everyone yeah i have faith okay that if that's a critical hit i think we're good i mean and it's locked to that so it can't even self-destruct yep that is true oh well it came out i was like it's getting self-destruct immediately isn't it go tracy go destroy watson's entire bloodline kill his children wait heal his children wait don't take that out of contracts no take it out of context this is a [ __ ] wash um oh no oh [ __ ] it's powering up it's scared you are nothing to me tackle oh my god bruh what yeah that was pretty much crazy i mean yeah now it's dead don't jinx it thank you what else could it have done it had already hit at that point i i don't know we had 64. yo this old man just gave me his phone number unprompted i'm gonna walk away now and he also has a kid just trapped in his gym dude i hear people call me i'm the rock smash guy but i find that sort of degrading i think i deserve a bit more respect like maybe the rock smash dude anyways your pokemon look pretty strong i like that here take this hidden machine we gotta get out of this guy's house yeah seriously i don't like this guy oh gerber you can learn rock smash no okay wait we gotta pick who goes in the box for now shove me in the game box just put me in there all right i'm going to screw this box in the straight box no no you're getting calling yes also if you're getting holy [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my god these are the tanks colin welcome back am i just getting relegated to hm slave is this what this is do you thought kenny was would you like to offer i mean sure if it gives me purpose and use god damn it you're not able you're useless to me no no i i need somebody who can learn rock smash get the [ __ ] out of here all right hi mal oh hi would you like to offer yourself up to learn rock smash um i i believe i could if i can yes finally yeah i'd probably get rid of roll roll out all right a little bit [ __ ] up it's funny that was like not why was that so bad uses rock smash rock is not smashed the [ __ ] bubble it disintegrates let me tell you something murray okay we live in a society you want to know why because i use rock smash the rock does not smash i blow a bubble the rock disintegrates hmm four could you teach me uh strength real quick yeah sure bro can i get a sand attack away i thought i thought you were gonna do like sand attack and double team all the way i'm going to double team all the way but you got to get the tm for that yes i do yeah all right let's see if we can get a new friend and if it doesn't happen then we're just going to move on to the next area [Music] dude i wasn't expecting it to be geo dude but here we are okay it's mikey mikey wake [Music] and he's like good morning i'm gonna use the gucci ball on you go premiere ball be intimidated by mal yo what into the box you go you have anything you want to say i i already hate him i am going through a metamorphosis of great proportions i am now ovular uh we need to vary up the team a little bit because it's literally just water and grass types a what on which mare nightshade um all right chief scare the [ __ ] out of it [Laughter] magnitude yo that's a really good move doesn't that hurt everybody in a double battle yes oh yeah oh yeah get rid of defense curl first i don't like this sancho looks so cute in this game i'm finally a fire type jay it's your time you're here you're that new oh fun i'm just gonna throw a ball at it whatever jay can you please stay in the ball i will give you a cookie i do like cookies oh [ __ ] i owe a cookie i guess i owe you a cookie and no more never forgets oh who are we getting who are we getting oh yeah a new friend ah dropping [ __ ] oh my goodness holy [ __ ] so i got some of that good [ __ ] who wants some oh god oh that is so gross i want you to just hot box one of the boxes there we go right now you're on the team go to the smurfs two bucks is gerber barack obama quick kerber do your best impression michelle i'm gonna pray yeah that's kind of inappropriate yeah i don't know it's just what he says this is what he says this is this is a child friendly stream in battle what's that what am i doing i'm just sticking my dick in this tree hey i know i'll give you this tm this will allow you to stick your dick in trees stop what is going on stop you're having a heart attack i'm trying to climb all right guru oh new pokemon god i hope that it's a spin to yeah hi red hang on i had i had a really funny [ __ ] kick me out and then bring me back in well trust me okay okay hi whoa i'm a funny little bear yeah i'm just gonna just gonna put you in the box red just wait one more battle he'll let me get this and then double that i don't know why you guys are so [ __ ] excited for the next level but okay you can probably guess you can probably guess also can you put could you put mal a second not oh mikey i knew that gerber was gonna pull some [ __ ] but i didn't know you keep mud sports mikey this is so this is going to be so sad really we're not okay i'm not putting you in a double battle right now mikey i'm sorry can i have the pp for self-destruct you know what [ __ ] it [Laughter] can't believe we haven't lost a single person yes seriously we're doing [ __ ] awesome fake out actually always moves first we just honest out with it we've got the meter right so off the mount chimney we go be seeing you team aqua dingbats whoa appropriate ugly words that's jesus christ do you see the language on that guy what the hell see the ass on that guy did nice anyways double cheeked up on a sunday afternoon team magma asked me to guide them to meteor falls but then they tricked me they even took my meteor right away and then the similar ones teamwork was shown up and then i lost my shoes and then and then they circumcised me it was painful they circumcised me again they put it back on and then they took it off get rid of thief if you're willing to give it to me yes i am you need better moves i'm just going to be real with you this is one of our only chances all right somebody's giving you a swab yes forest you're in now forest forest [Laughter] said i legit lost the channel lol there's forest there they are okay forest i'm gonna try to catch you okay oh wow that was easy [Laughter] we have a very interesting and colorful cast of characters team magma balls so nothing bad ever happens to my pokemon sorry i i think something came over me a second there hey can you just release all of us would be safer yo yeah sure give it to me take away that absorb please it's so useless you only have grass type moves and i felt nothing oh i have hands now get rid of that head but i take that as a no really all right yeah we don't need it and then the cable car just falls i'm gonna push my mickey you self-destruct might be on something oh wait mikey's rock top huh oh [ __ ] is this a whoopsie it's not your time boy [ __ ] your self-destruct why you keep squinting at me like that oh your eyes my dude look at me no he's surrounded by ash i don't know how you are keeping your eyes wide open this actually might be a pretty intense fight not gonna lie okay so that was a wash what the [ __ ] was that i mean it's understandable i am incredibly powerful i mean look at my muscles yes this is my wife oh no it's a borat spoink i am spoink my wife [Laughter] i kex you come to kazakhstan i hate how much borat like a borad impression really fits spoink for some reason well what are you doing now are you gonna keep going are you gonna uh we're gonna we're gonna beat the [ __ ] out of flannery because we totally can hi claire oh hey yeah i kind of want to get rid of uproar go for it the gym will be our last stop for the night get a tracy all right tracy it is literally a fire type gym i feel like i don't even need to say what attack to do here you're right i'm about to turn your slug obsidian yo then we can get to the nether and then we can fight the true champion and get the true ending somebody somebody just said hey i just joined has anyone died yet nope nope surprisingly we're really good at this game i am the hottest of all the gym leaders i i met i met like re like fire type hey leader flannery did you know i'm a water type i'm i'm gonna use water gun now she's like oh no a water type the only thing that i did not prepare for wheel what's up with these slug men though no amount of light screen is going to save you okay okay the camera i'm sure is scary but you know what's scarier level twenty eight marsh top with water gun a super soaker is scarier than this big dinosaur fountain oh god you've fallen in love the only thing stronger than water is love no i don't want to kill my wife you're immobilized your big beautiful wife we gotta switch the bell pronger kill my camel white it's an illusion tracy bubble beam i must defend my queen oh no it is polyamorous oh god oh oh oh oh it's only fire removed is like what overheat or something oh you killed it no you're you'll get over it you'll get over it holy [ __ ] that is a powerful torque hole as long as this one doesn't know the track too stop falling in love what's up okay listen tracy you have to fill in an eye for an eye oh god damn it god damn it another polyamorous relationship maybe i can love again no tracy you have trees tracy no oh you do have paralyzed i do have paralyzed heels so oh jesus it should be okay [Music] oh god we're so [ __ ] bumblebee oh my god this is for tracy you killed my friend no oh what no i'm fighting oh oh boy oh my god we're [ __ ] dead we're so dead come on for tracy for tracy oh jason oh thank you i don't i don't know how we're going to get through the rest of this without tracy out of everybody on our team tracy had the highest base stat total i legitimately don't know how we're gonna get through this now a brief moment of silence oh i'll put claire in the party claire was here in the beginning i think it's right the claire's here claire are you okay what happened tracy's gone crazy's gone mikey killed her okay he did nothing we went to the fire type gym and some stuff happened tracy's taken a nap she has used the move rest and sadly she does not have sleep talk allowing her to use moves while sleeping listen guys guys guys guys what we march on okay just like this guys just like just like this guy oh yeah we gotta get a new friend yeah the last friend hi chrissy you all look like you just saw someone die you know what it's like to live in the god damn desert there's sand everywhere it gets in every single bit my body looks like the shingles of an old northeastern roof it's it's hell on earth i will never stop talking the only thing that will get me to stop talking is the cinematic masterpiece known as smurfs ii guess where you're going in between streams i will grind everybody so that they're at least how about level 30 i can't believe that out of anyone who would die it was the second strongest end our starter she's out of our hair and just when i dare to care she says oh contraire you're my pair of friends i love you [Music] all right so i have gathered a team of pokemon that i think can help us beat the upcoming gym so obviously we got mal mal is currently our biggest tank hello uh so mal how are you doing you know i'm holding up somewhat okay i'm still not really over the death of our good friend tracy yeah but i i believe that we can persevere if we try hard enough hi claire oh hi how are you doing i'm living life how about you and next we got gerber obviously he's been a fan favorite hey hello uh next up we have mikey mikey in the gucci ball yeah mikey's the only one in the gucci ball [Music] did you gain a new york accent ignore that hi chrissy hey what up everyone it's your favorite piss pangolin in the house what the [ __ ] does that mean i'm pissed who's ready to watch some people die i went to the salon and got a new hairdo please tell me only compliments why is it on your back it is hair by the legal definition what type is rosarito gen 3 uh grass hi this is my first song okay sometimes she sometimes she's categorized as poison because she's a whole wrecker mikey it's time no i think i'm gonna be sick no no he's he's sailing pretty good he's not on pcp today holy [ __ ] it doesn't help you just hit a swimmer oh wait wait mr briny i don't wanna i wanted to go to the the other place wait i wanna i wanna go uh i wanna go to uh petalburg yeah okay yeah does it count as vehicular man oh my god oh my god are you guys ready for this let's go as ready as we'll ever be i kind of lie not really i put rocks in my snowballs during winter rock throw [Music] it's better than what i do i put raises in people's halloween candy oh what wait this is claire she's my friend please don't kill her she she's oh it's red kill them this is an automated message for a mr gerber baby this is big mommy rental service hey cut this cut this gun derek where'd it go able to fulfill your money peggy [Music] what monkey is what's up [ __ ] it's time for me to get four hands this crotch does look angry why does my why do i have a bumpy crotch mikey why are you hiding your nipples i'm self-conscious dude yeah why is it going ubu oh god kill it kill it punch it punch it punch it punch it there you go wait where did slack get that match from what's he playing with in it oh no it's using its second item sniper rifle i i can't believe it derek i lost to derek whoa okay dad what the [ __ ] wow oh i received a balance badge from dad wow thanks dad can i exchange this badge for you actually loving me lamp oil rope bombs you want it it's yours my friend as long as you have enough rubies [Laughter] all right we're gonna we're gonna spark the jellyfish again i just can't stand seeing living breathing well they don't really breathe they're jellyfish i can't stand ocean how dare you [Laughter] i don't really feel like it you feel like evolving no yeah maybe next time you [ __ ] god you're still like a little man are you sending the senate mikey out okay fine mikey is okay look at my one hand just look like a mountain i understand the question it just looked like a mound of [ __ ] with like a hand reaching out come on electric high five give me some skin oh my god i want to be human oh no i don't like this new lord come here child you lost money's not enough now oh oh my gosh no don't don't pull me out i want to show him how he can machoke on this all right thunder wave okay how much that's such a statement but are you [ __ ] young oh my no we lost no holy [ __ ] i knew i should have taken him out god damn it no i can't fight the gym alone stages of grief really quickly okay you're just screaming over a corpse no this wouldn't have happened if he just evolved he would have had a higher stat total cut [Laughter] i really don't like that trainer i don't like that old man's eye you gonna release pasty oh yeah we gotta do that [ __ ] god damn it just carrying pasty's corpse it's on a leash and i'm dragging it behind us does anybody have any last words to say to pasty before we uh you're [ __ ] stupid [Music] monsters hello there you just say oh god damn it what first thing to say i am sorry about pastors god damn it do we really want to spoink oh my god [ __ ] god born at spoink poor at spoink i love the borat movies oh are you famous wawa [Music] hi gabby i mean hello gabby what's going on i'm the robot guy hello gabby i swear to god if you kill gerber i will kill you sometimes i feel like i gotta let it out yeah that robot voice is annoying just kidding guys i talk normal i'm a little magnetic stuck in a ball right now conversation ended just stop struggling and it'll all be over they generate enough magnetism to draw in iron objects from over 300 feet away that's right i guess you could say i'm pretty attractive oh i like you don't say attractive it makes me sad [Laughter] there he goes i miss him already he seemed very nice i forgot you were here i enjoy i enjoyed him i forgot i legitimately [Music] very nice [Music] oh that's good like the virgin non-evolving pacey versus the chad borat spoink pasty died for this this fight is going to be insanely symbolic go monsters [Laughter] goodbye bird level up monsters what do you call bike tricks in your country bike tricks uh bdsm what oh bmx dude bdsm okay bikes do so [Laughter] i don't have shoes i don't have um legs or maybe or hands what are those little stubby things on the bottom of you aren't those your friends no those are my nipples it looks like it has a straw coming out of its head i kind of want to suck on it oh my god gloom honey you got a little uh you got a little uh by the way monsters do you want to evolve or no uh uh uh no you really again with this why actually he's good the way he is he's nice very nice yeah i miss everyone else everyone else was [ __ ] normal the normal people all got picked off so quickly but now all the weirdos are showing up so by this point in the playthrough we received a cast form at the weather institute as a gift pokemon and luckily for us at that point i had run out of friends to assign new pokemon to because as many of you know cast form is absolute trash all it really has is the weather gimmick so even if someone did get to use it i would not have put them in the party as much however before i decided on releasing it someone proposed an idea what if cast form was controlled by twitch chat now obviously this is a really stupid idea and honestly i didn't like the concept because giving chat the opportunity to do anything is a bad idea so then we just did it anyway do you want to give it a nickname yes it's got titties you got a front butt like a trunk [Music] [Laughter] excuse me that was me that was a selection of words i didn't think and don't put chat form okay chat form you stay in the box [Music] i'll i'll take you out later i need some oh my [ __ ] god no watch my stories i forgot holy [ __ ] it's ride or die oh okay go this is what we've been training for guys yes pull up a stinker okay okay never mind i have a sense of self presence oh my god gary never mind gerber gerber gerber go in attack first then he'll okay we can try that all right gerber oh my god i don't want to be responsible for gerber's athlete oh my god come on oh this is a nail biter [Applause] oh my god oh holy [ __ ] she's gonna heal she's gonna [ __ ] heal so let's heal too nobody can switch in without dying can anyone afford to yes okay i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna heal you again gerber okay okay it's gonna be okay it's gonna be okay look at me look at me dude maybe look at me look at me it's gonna be okay [Music] derek i don't want to die you're not going to die okay you're not are you scared nobody's gonna die nobody nobody's gonna die gerber okay just just keep looking at me dude or something keep looking at me it's okay look at me look at my eye look at my eye you're not gonna die okay look at my eye look at me gerber just give off why is he getting something how much pp does leapblade have 15. we're just going to wait it out we're going to wait it out oh my gosh may is cutthroat right now 18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch big heart dropping [ __ ] wanting to be sucked oh no oh man oh no my friend no this is um this is oh this is bad oh come on come on monsters oh my god oh my god hold it hold it this is this is devastating help me help me [Music] it's okay it's okay you got this gabby gabby this is what you've trained for oh dogs go to heaven i watched that on amazon prime video oh my not the time oh thank god oh you [ __ ] i don't watch your hmm now i must be the thick one oh my god oh great you watched it and now you're laughing oh no the pops the pipes are calling just going to the same place as jeffrey bye gerber hi joe hey joe hey guys how's it going um not super great what do you want to do my wife my body what's happening you're gonna go through some changes i know i can feel it i can feel it bam wow look at me all right guys that's the stream monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head so mal how was your day oh you know next up we got mikey yeah let's get oni in here oni hasn't been actually in the party since since we caught him so he's been hot boxing in the box the whole time bro stop hot boxing stop the wii why is that such a sloshy bong did you know you've been there so long i had to reuse what i got did you i it barely came up on stream but did you just hit a bomb [Music] bro from the back it looks like you just have really big butt cheeks thank you hey thank you the chicken looks a little sharp not gonna lie jeez nice so i think this gym will be okay oh wait i just realized chat form no chat form no yeah oh they're they're too strong chat form it's not your time your time is like 15 minutes from now chat form which move they're all just saying self-destruct you guys don't have that stop trying to steal my bit chad powder snow powder powder snow oh that affects everybody on the field that's an aoe chat tell tell salty to tag me in tell salty to tag me in please stop it i'm just gonna like hold the abby hold gabby real quick come here gabby i'll protect you i'm so scared at least it's with gabby the strongest one of us right now i'll kill chaplin if i have to i don't care the drama is palpable i've seen a bunch of hail i see tag mikey i could tag out chat form but this could be a good chance for a chat for him to get some experience because maybe they'll survive the the gym leader fight maybe we won't need something they can't be trusted why is this a full team i was really hoping that chatform was just gonna spend the entire fight switching between forbes why are people saying kill can't be this gabby is taking out a pokemon every turn whereas chat forms just like uh okay gabby you can have no chat form nice job first kill yeah powder snow go get them chad good work chef you did a small sliver of damage you know what you know let that be a lesson yeah chat for me was a good run man i remember all the great times remember [Music] winona let's go yeah you just really went right into it huh this chick's known for killing entire teams i'm not [ __ ] ready for this ice beam you got the smell come on man i'll take it oh my god oh my god oh [ __ ] i cannot help it it hurts so good yes he's got some validation he wanted so much very nice oh my god oh no i don't like it like i shouldn't be watching oh my god what was that huh ah i was like trapped under a spell or something oh my god yeah you're all right you're good now that i'm a grump pig i don't people were saying i was bored not all you know no more bits it's just it's me it's it's monsters i'm doing my thing um it goes after water there is like i just keep thinking of the puffer fish oh my god eating the carrot i love that video i watch that video all the time it's my homepage that was really good um [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh all right that's steve irwin well let's see what pokemon this guy has holy [ __ ] i [Music] h0 after moaning for about i don't know 16 hours straight we remembered that our friend gerber before his untimely death had always wanted to enter a pokemon contest so once we finally arrived at lilly cove we entered mikey in one to honor him here's how that went [Music] [Laughter] everybody loves me mikey they're so disgusted with you that when you killed yourself live on stage they were like yes yes that's what we've been waiting for oh this is really good sounds like you're chanting a curse it sounded like it was in spanish [Music] it's everywhere [Laughter] i don't know astonish okay i mean i was a critical hit last time so it's not going to i know it's not going to do as much but i don't joe i don't have any maybe joe this might be it for you this might be nice it might be i'm your shadow tagged and your destiny bonded hold on why can't holy [ __ ] should we just get checkmated oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i can't i know can you switch out please no no no it has shadow tag we can't switch out hold on i'm reading up on destiny bond real quick not everybody you buffer a few turns yeah when destiny bond is used until the user moves again if the user faints as a direct result of an attack the attacking pokemon also faints if the user takes another turn including inactive turns such as those spent sleeping or flinching the effect disappears it should be gone [Music] that was you want to evolve yes what if joe accidentally said no no uh uh no hold on oh you said no he said it he said it no i said yes yeah you said no yeah eric you said no i'm gonna dox you oh man you know what's really sad i wanna have more double battles with mikey but i do not trust him he is two of his moves and i'm [ __ ] gone the way my husband grows berries oh he's the best in the world he makes me proud that he does yeah incidentally child have you heard any good saying lately what was that transition okay so do you want to evolve joe yes okay no my name is joe no stop stop stop yeah you have all them evolve please just let him my name is mikey and i want to be released my name is mikey dude you're like an ocarina oh my god yeah mike do you want to try and play something on me um [Music] [Applause] you are weak [Music] that was very close oh [Music] okay tell us how it feels i can't wait to up okay something fierce you coming how does it feel oh [Laughter] this has just evolved into us just moaning we're running through the magma hideout maxi's off deeper in the cave trying to awaken groudon and there's just echoes of like moaning oh my god like mass moaning and it's just like sir they breached the cave that's not all that they preached private i love that we're gonna like finally get to maxine's like are you the ones moaning in my basement i've been able to hear you guys coming for the past 20 minutes so pissed off [Laughter] oh so jay what what is it like your first time being on the team yeah a lot of moaning oh oh god it's you hi sarah god oh it's really blue dude the fortnight the fortnite thing the fortnight the four nights of the sphere over the four nights they eat the fourth day oh four night four oh i'm gonna make sure you never moan again forest is it okay if i teach you flies so that we can hurry this up sure okay oh yeah wait wait wait something [Music] [Laughter] can you read that out again joe what are these called yeah these are called the fruit jelly candy from tick tock hit or miss tick tock challenge fun party supply 33.75 ounces uh you guys ready yes yeah [Applause] i mean guys it's a jelly strip she's not going to die oh whatever you swear this is exactly what i did not want to happen okay we're good yo guys goldbats be like oh but our team be like oh my god salty can you please do the thing yeah no problem ugh not you joking all right gamer gang i'll see you guys in the next stream love you [Music] kisses hello everybody welcome back i just got done taking a massive piss nobody died last stream except for chat form like i said nobody relevant at least uh we are now in i believe that this is lilly cove no it's moss deep uh lily cove is the other one sorry al all these towns look the same i'm geographically uh blind first off we got mikey the graveler hi mikey hello next up we got colin who chad i know you're probably thinking why the [ __ ] is colin here well colin is a part of our gym strategy and this is essentially the most useful that colin will probably be in our entire run let's get him in here colin happy birthday god damn it the donation evan right when i just do it but i am not sure that i want it even the universe is like colin is irrelevant like [Laughter] all right next we got long time long long time everybody loves them joe get him in here joe what's up joe mama next up we got longtime fan favorite kenny who will be joining us for the psychic type gym i'm sure that this will be fine kenny can he is no more keep me again next up is sarah who will be the mvp uh god i hope that uh things work out sarah hello chad you might be wondering who is this j character i know j with a y but not j with an e well in between streams i happened upon this and so i caught it and i found a friend for it and here come here comes that friend now jay i'm a shiny tentacle level five completely useless i'm gonna give mikey the focus band [Music] and i think personally i i kind of want to try using the thunderstone on you again if that's okay you know what sure okay i'm glad i'm glad that you're into it wait what excuse me oh i feel the thunder i feel the thunder within me bring to you here it comes ultimate [Music] [Music] there is actually you know that's a really good choice excuse me holy [ __ ] it's not even my birthday today it's interesting i mean you got to record everything in the pokedex true that is that definitely true traveler too this dude just wants to blow up what the hell is wrong with them holy [ __ ] i don't know if this is twitch appropriate with the nipples poking out it's fine don't worry about it have fun watching smurfs 2j wait wait cause i hi red oh my god i forgot about that it's been literally i don't know how long it's been and you're still doing this yo red you got a really big freckle on the back of your head i want to slap it it's a soft spot i like your cut jeans face attacks up [Applause] less than 10 minutes [Music] yes shadow balls kill it just trying just trying to be useful hell yeah kenny we both got the same move kenny what is what is this voice you're using [Music] whoopsies [ __ ] oh yeah what have you done [ __ ] shadow ball i guess [Music] well this doesn't one hit ko you're in for uh oh the old isn't going to the other one didn't oh you're a boy again derek derek they all have this no derek i can't attack can i try to catch you with a poke ball and therefore waste my turn i don't know boy get that weak shield you can't catch it but not catch but like does it waste your time yes oh yes smart thinking on me big brain what's with the space in kenny's name oh good question i thought it worked the other way yeah joe's usually the one who translates for me though haha i love the way it says haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha forest you always know how to make me smile all right here it is oh no this is a double gym battle yes it is colin i swear to god if you disappoint me i will release you so [ __ ] fast your head will spin if i help win this can i get an apple juice after this yes you can sarah okay and if i help win this you can die [Music] listen colin here's the deal for you you either die a winner or die a loser it's your choice colin please for the love of god what would you like to do helping hand yes there you go better again we'll get more damage in oh god [Music] oh i can't wait for you to come back to the box i made cookies to celebrate red's first day out of the box so proud of [Music] nothing's really stopping you oh my god did we just got pulled out of jesus panic what did can i have my apple juice now yes yes you can i guess i'm just hanging out with you in the air there he goes why is he saying yeah [Music] dk dance stream tonight you're our number three to one you still want to take us on no yeah good answer that's what a smart person will do all right cool let's go home gang oh yeah we're done where are you going we're going home i told you i'm done what's up mama not even gonna say hi to mom lay in bed kind of hot what are you doing derek [Music] [Applause] i'm stuck in a ball derek get me out of here today i'll do a reading of the nickname borax of derek's pokemon grumping yeah you think she's borah this nickname is a total tool this is very nice i don't want to be the good guy anymore daddy has swag don't you swear oh [ __ ] but we have class right kenny huh exactly [Laughter] i will become stronger just [ __ ] go go yo what's he doing go back comes out he's like look at this man i'm just gonna water directly how do i survive the sheer will to protect my friends that's why i just like that i love that is mel the anime protagonist sarah's gonna be the third pokemon in our game to get a third evolution yeah hooray now all the fan art is going to be irrelevant well not irrelevant it'll just be updated wait can we crack up the lugia board again i won't pass his netflix password see if you're here hey what's your netflix vlogging he says it's kiss your homies oh my god what i lost to a mere child like you and now i have to strip down buck naked hello that is not something that i requested hey hey groudon uh i don't know if you're fully aware of the situation you're in right now buddy yeah i it's looking great it always kind of confused me why why this is such a big deal when kyogre would obviously win the two super ancient pokemon were awakened from a long sleep now they are smashing each other with their uncontrollable energy please groudon kyogre guys maybe let's stop [Music] all right okay oh god my legs ah here i come [Music] [Applause] i got it i got it i got it please stop stop it go home all right bye everybody this is backing away slowly yo [ __ ] look at that look at that whoa that looked big here whoa is her back okay look at her eye shadow she's back is she squatting girl comment she's kinda no offense fair best look like rotting corpse that's not being damn forehead is that red lobster question no no yes yeah no it's it is the restaurant red lobster no it's not don't encourage him yes i can't stop him once you take her you've got it i think that that might be her i don't know does that hurt you don't need to use the max repellent yeah okay got it you just got it you just got gigger drain stop going so [ __ ] fat i'm on pcp go i'm trapped you immediately trapped yourself i can't get just drink a ton of water oh god did you do that sea water drink water yeah drink some sea water it's good for you bad for you but whatever i'm trying to get out i can't calm down stop going fast i'm on pcp a grand illusion of water sculpted by pokemon and myself it looks like a businessman who's had three failed businesses meanwhile this is new well this is a gay man his name is juan but he doesn't really talk like a wait can you guys can you get hold of what's like there we go got it there mega loving is now playing sans on the tail now we got the rain badge good job everyone good job good job everybody after pissing in the pool that was one of the easiest gyms we've ever done i know we mostly fight is it the reincarnation oh yeah because we just beat the 8th gym it's reincarnation time baby chat we've been waiting for this the entire game we're going to vote on who we so on this poll i labeled i labeled everybody by what pokemon that they were but how this is gonna work is if they get reincarnated they won't be that pokemon anymore there'll be a totally new pokemon so you're simply voting on who you want to see back or brought back okay i'm gonna i'm gonna count down i'm gonna count down from from ten okay ten nine eight seven six two five four [Music] three two one [Laughter] here it comes [Music] yes is hey gerber look how small you are one foot you're a baby now you're 11 pounds that's true level 21. also goddammit you're in the patch of grass with heracross you're getting greedy gerber you're alive okay what a oh god chad i love you i love you so much sometimes what moves do i have you would like to see one i was actually about to check this leaf stone then yes yeah leaf stone for vile plume sunstone for blossom dude oh my god it's another college oh my god look at these dudes all right so i gotta ask some questions about the stuff i missed when i was when i was dead looking down uh what was with the puffer fish previously on the front lock [Music] don't ask don't tell thunderbolt again oh my god [Laughter] joe you got so many holes like we haven't been staring just got back just saw the joe's holes for the first time a little intimidated okay joe's holes you're gonna head down into the left to the uh stop well no i hate children they have okay oh my god i just murdered a child do i get to experience evolving now my little baby oni gets to grow up and i get to be here to see it give me never stone give me never yeah no nobody told me this was gonna hurt so badly it's it's almost like oh it's almost like it gives us a splitting headache oh god there's two of them oh don't worry gerber we don't do war here ah thank god auntie where did you learn that phrase well you know you had me in the coomb box with oni for such a long time he gave me a few lessons about the internet oni dude the [ __ ] you don't know that people like feet okay okay i separated all of our pokemon into three different and distinct teams team a team b and team c team a is gonna be our main team uh the these are like the mvps okay these are what i think will do really good in the elite four uh we got claire the bray loom kenny the save alive joe the explode jay the camera gabby the magneton and uh mikey's not supposed to be here he's not a team and i'll explain that in a second who is supposed to be here is mal mal is a part of 18 because mal is a wall uh no before you guys start freaking out i'll show you guys b team this is b team jay the tentacle borat the grump pig chrissy the sand slash sarah the ludicolo gerber the gloom and mikey the graveler now this this is why this is why this is important we're not starting with the a team uh we're gonna go through victory road with the b team and then once we finish we're going to go through the elite four with the b team first hey borat hello perfect subscribe to lego star wars no no all righty i'm on it yo you're looking kind of fresh bro bro i got a flower i like it i like your cut cheeks it's not a hat not a hat gabby is all of my family holy [ __ ] it's cool trainer samuel everybody's favorite character from the pokemon series including emerald ruby and sapphire gen 3 on the gameboy advance oh my god can i get his autograph no he can't read oh jay jay do you want to evolve no i don't know oh god this again i'm having flashbacks what is this thing it's todd phillips yes the director of joker todd phillips oh god oh god oh oh thank christ these are good jay can i take another one of those oh [ __ ] oh no oh oh no oh no jay should have evolved literally went out the same exact way as pasty you can't make this [ __ ] up oh my god blanca what what are you saying bounce [Laughter] i remember the first trainer who owned me okay his name was john lennon imagine wait what also chet you asked what ringo's pokemon was uh what's that what was the name it was a giraffe oh shut the [ __ ] up he did not have a jirachi my first experience with with another with another oh special pokemon no it was you hooked up with jirachi surely know how to pound i mean he was with a drama okay huh i guess really made your wish come true [Laughter] i didn't realize you couldn't lay pipe yeah those were the wild days my brain is melting as we speak bro what no no no no no no no no oh jesus jesus christ that is very true you got a pee pee i'm at a pee pee pee i don't think he cares that silence no who the [ __ ] do we even use for the okay boy you're going back in jesus christ no the pipes the pipes are calling jay somehow somehow by only just a mere few minutes i think you had more screen time than red so my job here is done does anybody want to say anything she was pretty you did cool best everybody's giving eulogies at the same time [Music] she slept around a lot she really did like an absurd amount don't judge her i'm not judging her uh for it but i'm more saying she shouldn't have brought it up in just casual conversation yeah it was it was kind of weird like we'd be talking about something else and she'd be like i i [ __ ] hard very progressive yes also rest in piss all right rest in piss chrissy i'm so sorry i failed you since chad is freaking out i'll do some recon on the elite four okay i'll do some recon so that way we can actually have a chance okay everybody into the box oh no what do you mean by a recon we're doing some recon bud what does that mean we're doing some recon i i'm very afraid is it just me yeah it's just oh no i'm gonna give you access to all of the tms in my bag if you want to learn any of these moves by all means um wait am i even able to learn any of these i don't know why don't we check every single one shall we oh uh hail maybe oh not able seems like a lot of these you aren't able to learn maybe water poles could have helped you out oh bulk up no maybe protect maybe that could give you a fighting chance who would protect you i'll protect your protection see something i didn't mention earlier uh i figure i mentioned now uh you know how i explained that there's a a team b team c team there's actually a d team and you're the only one you're you're the only one on that team colin yeah let me guess i'm gonna have to take on the elite four all by myself welcome challenger i'm sydney of the elite four i happen to notice you only have one pokemon and it's an illumi's that's [ __ ] up chat should i use healing items on colin should i make this fair oh like it's not like it's already fair actually you know what i i think i might i'm gonna call up shigeru miyamoto on this okay here's his contacts all right here we go hey shigeru uh it's uh it's derek can i use any healing items on colin all right so that's a no ah nice use of protect there encore wait hold up if you're gonna do this to me i'm dragging this out as much as i can what did you what did you think what did you think you just let me come in here and make me a laughing stock in front of your whole chat nah man at the very least i could do is just drag this out oh my [ __ ] god you [ __ ] [Music] oh my god you [ __ ] played me hmm thunder oh now he fights now he fights i'm just curious to what it would do oh it's not that much oh okay which makes this even better [Music] [Laughter] oh you saucy boy i'm so saucy i'm so saucy it's almost like you may be the butt of the joke of this entire friend lock how you gonna avoid this double edge [Music] yeah i know it failed it's not gonna what the [ __ ] you know what yeah it was fun it was fun [ __ ] go to hell [ __ ] you i'll give him one thing he beat my diana alright so recon was successful we know that there's a mighty anna hi gerber we did some recon or how'd that go uh well we figured out that uh the first elite four member has one mighty anna oh you why didn't you see any other pokemon so they have one mighty anna come also also they're still they'll leave for celebrities their list is online you know that right sorry i don't i don't uh that's like you can just try to google that like you have a phone yeah oh let's just battle you know go borax all right oh wait maybe not the best team let's just go for it all right let's just uh gonna make me kill my former self dude it's persona you gotta face your true self to truly move on you have to face your past head on well you know what i'm about to do you know what i'm about to do what solar beam hold on yo gerber yeah if you were reincarnated from one of these things would killing it be a suicide or a homicide uh i don't know i hate i hate the other wheezing head i hate it yeah how do you think i feel i've been stuck in the box with this [ __ ] for a week i want to fly all right likewise [Music] okay i swear to god if i die again you've already been to the afterlife is it really going to be that big of a surprise for you let me go get your taco bell cross fingers joe oh go god sheer cold sheer cold is a one-hit kill but sheer cold can only work in very specific circumstances and has an incredibly low hit rate i am they almost they almost never go for it that was really good actually um oh you stupid little baby why did this [ __ ] go for a first turn shear cold there we go they never do that i'm really proud of you guys because you guys got way farther than i thought you would you thought that we were cannon fodder i thought you guys were cannon fodder and then you turned out to be like really good i don't know where to deal 100 fair sludge i mean but this is good though because it's wasting its full restores on something dumb like a shell gone poison though man this guy's really you cannot stop me from killing you you little rap hmm oh come on just just die just die just sludge and die i'm kind of kind of didn't full restore again because that would have been really good for us it might do it right now if it does that's good for you sludge and dye is that markiplier hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to fortnite yeah it's markiplier yeah that's mark do you know a bite of 34. no all right furby supremacy let's go oh okay that was a saving grace okay try to sing it was incredibly lucky oh no oh oh no oh where's oh oh my god fine mirror move at least it'll get to look cool if it works it's a smart move that's what it said [Music] oh thank god oh here we go clutch your butt cheeks no no no no no no no no [Music] that was a noble sacrifice do it for your wife you kill my friend out of here you're gone i hate you i hate you i really don't think we couldn't have done it without forest though yeah we really could not have done that without forest to sacrifice at all yeah yeah forest can we immediately save those can we give a round of applause for forestry can we get some machiavelli's in chat for foreign machiavelli's for forest that was for forest that's for forest r.i.p my friend forest all right gerber it's all on you dude show them that b stands for best derek you me till the end to the end bud one last dose of pcp before we fight wallace okay i'm just gonna whip a nae nae on this lick [Music] oh wait what oh my god it's perfect you have just the amount to just sweep all that heartache all those heart attacks and all that tension for this so gerber just defused all of the tension with like a new girl it's actually going to be useful what the [ __ ] yeah who knew huh i recorded into a baby with them chad is just like this is so anti-climactic this was a [ __ ] joke elite four leader my ass what the [ __ ] is this i didn't think that the b team would win sludge bomb and if this kills uh this for forest you you son of a [ __ ] stop spitting in its mouth wow we went into the elite four with the cannon fodder team and won this is a [ __ ] joke i the champion fall in defeat i can't [ __ ] believe that this actually happened how did this happen is like sitting in the pieces and being like oh i can't wait for our turn i can't believe her friends oh hey look at me this is the wrong timeline right now your team is literally sitting there like i can't wait for us to sleep look at me this is like when the remix is better than the first song [Applause] wow i made it to the hall of fame i'm gonna take some celebratory pcp hi joe oh jeez oh hey guys so i am amped and ready to fight the elite four i know you you actually need us right like team a that's who you told us we were important oh i'm stretching sorry i'm ready so we beat the elite four what yeah even i got in isn't it crazy mikey's still alive how am i alive i don't know everyone you told me you were gonna kill yourself i thought i was but then gerber so after all that we beat the game good for us but what else is there to even do well of course we had one last score to settle after breaking my leg in sky pillar i was pretty pissed owen doesn't have their own version of the occupational safety and health administration so it's about time we took law into our own hands so with our victory fresh in our minds we took one final trip back to sky pillar to fight our most powerful opponent yet this is the final battle [Music] [Music] oh well it's been fun even though i am in the hall of fame and not you guys i will still look okay up in heaven in the hall of the fallen valhalla ultimate explosion these are very nice [Music] i just [Music] [Applause] is [Music] cause i know [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] super luigi galaxy
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Channel: Saltydkdan
Views: 1,463,736
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Keywords: Pokemon, nuzlocke, challenge, hard, nuzlocke challenge, nuzlocke challenge pokemon, hardest nuzlocke, pokemon challenges, pokemon challenge, friendlocke, salty, saltydkdan, Pokemon Emerald, Hoenn, Dungeons and Dragons, Roleplay, funny moments, Finale, Final, friend locke, pokemon theme song, complete, season 1, binge, marathon
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Length: 159min 39sec (9579 seconds)
Published: Wed May 05 2021
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