Miles is on Fire (Part 1/2)

hold it oh I am miles Edgeworth arrest me [Music] [Music] why do I feel like I just woke up from a horrible nightmare is this hair is this sinister-looking figure on the floor here that's the body mr. Edgeworth during that interval the only person in the lounge was myself which would make me the prime suspect however since I did not kill mr. Hicks it means the killer was around somewhere the killer is a human being unless it's that cat it's a human or a cat I buddy I think you might have a problem there a little smudged but I think we can both agree there a set of footprints humans use these so we can finally rule out that cat unless they were wearing shoes like Puss in Boots damn it mr. LeBlanc's conclusions seem to make logical sense but what if the killer was Puss in Boots what what is this motion I am doing that by rubbing my nipple can you imagine if this guy what used to get me eyes playing with his nipples like blind cream and the lady oh who is this oh is this a sleepy cute blonde stewardess help she's the murderer so I get to talk to her more oh that's your face oh man we have a discount on the world's ugliest suitcase it really is pretty horrible I really like this [ __ ] you want to know something the suitcase was designed by Miss Rhoda Wow wouldn't it be crazy if I framed her I mean she did the murdered her name is Francisco I know all this [ __ ] she's a [ __ ] don't you try to flatter me miles Edgeworth I'm placing you under arrest wait this is all been a big misunderstanding I didn't kill the victim and misunderstanding those never happened in a attorney I never thought I'd see the day when a disciple of the House of 100 hang on the killer used one of your beloved suitcases to move the victim's body after all no one would ever find it because no one would ever purchase the suitcase Oh a smuggling ring what were they smuggling ugly suitcases full of a drug that makes you very sleepy I don't know anyone like that I guess the killer got away foolish reasoning for a foolish goal from a foolishly foolish poor meant to forward me but you made my I don't have any evidence to show perhaps I should rephrase it as that which caused agent six death is incorporeal what I wonder if you'd be so kind just to take a look at this receipt miss meal huh receipt for what it's for the suitcase miss tiny robot that's I call [ __ ] on that evidence no one would buy one of those suitcases it has to be fake miss meal where were you really between the hours of 5:00 and 6:00 a.m. I'll be the judge of that examine the toilets I don't have any actual evidence I thought not but that's because it went missing and still is missing what do you mean by that missing it means things are gone when you're looking for the pressure time expert Francisco I'd like to ask for your assistance your Franciscans if you won't mind shut up as fast [Laughter] well that flight sucked one star I'm mostly enjoying this game so far it is time for the scooby-doo adventure sorry but I just stole your supporting role oh man that's that's a little too on-the-nose you enjoying K no wait well I guess it's fine she's dead now agent long know about Lang long I'll probably I'll just change it every time agent lasagna with linguine and agent Luigi definitely has an agenda and why why do I feel such an intense loathing emanating from him that's just my natural dog Musk two people missing and two kidnappers mmm-hmm refresh my memory what kind of person is Lance again bipedal look there's a blurb about the cactus here this cactus is a very gracious gift to gate Waterland from the local police precinct I can't believe the police went so far as to even donate a cactus to this place so is the police department running a cactus farm on the side ha ha just kidding what a funny joke well I was hoping I'd get to ride one you know how to ride a horse nope never rode one in my life but I have an Asian friend who was born in the year of the horse what okay why are you get the body out of your mouth case your likes flesh wow you're really strong haven't made it through all this by yourself I have nothing to hide agent ladder agent L'Oreal licorice Z says every pack has its own I already looked into everyone else here pictured him like clawing open their guts to be like you no crime in here why does he look so sickly pale all of a sudden can you try to calm down and lower your voice to a more reasonable level officer but the only people that seem to gather around me we're a little girl sir okay wait hang on I thought I had no choice at that point sir so he pulled my gun on them to be frank I'm just a little just a little advanced unfortunately for you agent liquor Tong agent Lovecraft agents little wait yes okay there's something even thieves would never steal do you know what that it is a lobster that's your badger badger badger mushroom our agent listener agent laxative I'm terribly sorry agent lesbian lactation Z says right now I imagine the two kidnappers are Lance himself and the butler and he murdered the butler for some reason all right I give up I abducted myself the fact that random bless you bless you girl so pointedly was like I wouldn't even recognize my dad if I met him again means he's definitely also gonna be a character who's alive or dead if he was the butler what is it is it that he's secretly her dad I'm so far ahead of this case that like I don't know what I need to present in what order is it the necklace no I'm sorry that wasn't right either it's the other pendant which then allows you to show the first pendant that I showed don't you understand it's these two pieces of evidence which must be presented in this order glad I looked this up I can't wait until this random sieve lady extra turns out to be a village oshina yeah I look like I'm made of dough now hold on there miss pops I know a little bit about being framed for shooting my own father I love it whenever people are like nonchalantly pointed at me with his right hand you know how like no one ever told how would you picked up on that yeah sure oh right this is the icon for the victims costume I was looking for the actual costume not this stupid head there's two bad badger heads four different bad badger costumes with different artwork mirror fragments No oh is it the mirror that I just presented [ __ ] you game boy this case is still going huh is there anything in the hallway that could have been used as a weapon like a gun like a sword you can trick you a sword it was me I hit you are alright so it's you then is there a copy of the haunted houses blueprints among the police's reference stop humans why would we have that yeah we got it if the criminal couldn't even hide himself in the hallway how could he hide a giant doll by putting it in another room what I don't I actually don't know in that one room I don't understand no man it's just a minute that he hit him in the head oh this case sucks I don't know were they like reflecting a badger from somewhere else like it's an episode of magic [ __ ] School Bus I'm gonna flip my [ __ ] if it's just like this was a reflected badger I'm just gonna look it up I'm done with this oh wow well I'm glad we're back to proving the thing he already admitted oh man Tim's losing me real fast I'm sorry [Laughter] shoot today suck that wait are we actually going back in I am again at such a legendary prosecutors watching over and judging my performance I'll have to be perfect in every way even more outrageous this is claim I've secured an hour of recess for you to prepare to do just that I shall go on the monkey bars victim mr. dead man take a look at these documents sir this is just a letter saying I hate you over a slap slap slap look at it closer Edgeworth criminals have a way of incriminating themselves wouldn't you say oh my shoulder oh man you know it would be great if this character is glass no one's allowed on the crime scene period I'll have you know madam that I studied under manfred von Karma he threatens to murder me every day like that do not take me for some naive novice fine let's go oh boy it's the crime scene where a detective is most useful and effective writes that down leans over dad's work what's a detective papa are you really assigning Miles edge but to cover the case yes I am why do you ask why do I have an accent and you don't I consumed my accent for its power Detective bad may I have a word with you well God what is it it appears that both a knife and a gun were used as murder weapons yeah that leads us to our first question of the investigation what were they killed with don't you find it odd that the left-handed mr. Farraday would hold the gun in his right hand what a novel contradiction I bet no other case in this series has ever used that nonchalantly pointed at me with his right hand recall detective gumshoe his testimony I was in the hallway the whole time but I didn't hear a single peep of a struggle remember how he said that in orange might you be hiding something from me yeah I am hiding one thing opens jacket reveals pigeon with a small hat maybe you know that your bad guy after all get ahead of yourself I'm a terrible guy I've heard that people have been calling it the second kg8 incident only among you law enforcement types your I suspect what we're missing is hidden right here in this crime scene somewhere sir please let me go you and I the girl we were in the lobby number one next door I'm confused what when was I with you no not you you yes me you no not you you I don't I was never in the hallway detective together with you I wasn't that how much time alone oh geez Christ he found on fresh milk courthouse special swiss rolls is being sold somewhere on the premises miles are you huh it's a mystery am I really going to have to deduce that this Swiss roll came from this vending machine are you [ __ ] me Eureka is quite rude Francisco it's not like it was I who lured Edgeworth detective gumshoe must have sat on this bench as he ate a Swiss roll we've got our killer as the eight he developed telekinesis nobody mentions it right before we started the trial you did talk about that your honor about what you just said Your Honor please remain calm when you're trying to explain yourself to me unfortunately your honor this is what really produced the gunshot that you heard give him a blow job and they just know you is the other person now then okay [Laughter] Ferriday you and i me as you already know even I was supposed to protect that Maya pizza oh that's fine this is really good pizza shame you can't have any since you're sad sorry couldn't help but notice that you're crying over the phone there can't deliver your pizza sorry you want to call back when you're happier you sad sack of [ __ ] you're saying you're sorry won't bring my sister back she said yes spot-on I wanted to be an actor anyways what happened about that tell me more of your sad backstory why deaf because know where the other half of the bullet holes came from next question for my pizza yes granules speaking of grandiose I'd say that ego of yours could use a little deflating I was in lobby number one talking with you no you weren't I'm with someone else I'll kill you y-yeah no then what else besides our smell can go both in and out of an open barred window the answer is sound bucks bad I guess now I have a PhD in violence hey that's word did you know the otic Arasu has three legs hmm do you know where that is because of my massive dick it means that the Yannick Arasu has more than one razor sharp way to do her work well where did Kate go oh [ __ ] that's a gunshot it wasn't just the expression on my face I clearly said it was impossible just now I'll recreate my father and if you are plotting to commit a crime that I'm afraid I can't be complicit mr. Edgeworth [Music] okay I'll support him then what I want is the arrest of that evil woman that's evil woman you in Callisto you also acceptable I agree come to think of it I do believe I owe you that kick in the shorts y'all ya know I've heard the I've heard the last case it's like bonkers long oh yeah so like it might as well have been too [Music]

Channel: JelloApocalypse

Views: 1,106,513

Rating: 4.9523034 out of 5

Keywords: Ace Attorney, Investigations, Miles Edgeworth, Dick Gumshoe, Phoenix Wright

Id: 4OUuhY1X_00

Length: 19min 55sec (1195 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 19 2020

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