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♪ (music) ♪ VYSE: WhoaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA— VYSE: I'm Vyse of the Blue Rogues. And in a few minutes, I'll be relieving you of all your valuables! AIKA: Oh, hi! I'm Aika. I'm a Blue Rogue like Vyse... and we're robbing you. FINA: My name... uh, my name is Fina? AIKA: I don't like that name. You're Antonio! JELLO: Ah. WILL: OH, I can actually tell you that! VYSE: Fina, huh? It's a great name! It's so... so feminine! (error noises) VYSE: Geez, you try and compliment someone, and nothing! No reaction whatsoever! AIKA: Wow! You are f*cking garbage at this! ^_^ VYSE: Hey, Fina. How you feeling? VYSE: How you Fin-ing? That didn't work. Forget I said that. FINA: OKay, I've had enough. (Jumps) VYSE: NO— JELLO: Vyse is one of those feminists that hype women up so much, it's a little uncomfortable. VYSE: I prefer women! Women are awesome! VYSE: I love women so much! I wish *I* was a woman. JELLO: Egg Vyse. WILL: Peter the Deck-Swabber! Health bar appears. ♪ (boss fight music) ♪ AIKA: Vyse, are you thinking what I'm thinking? VYSE: Yeah! I love WOMEN— VYSE: We should try to recover the moon stone. AIKA: Vyse! Over there! Look at the size of that hole! VYSE: Oh, the shrine's a woman. VYSE: Do you ever feel, like, really bad after looking in the mirror sometimes? JELLO: VYSE. AIKA: You doin' okay? VYSE: Yeah! VYSE: Yeah... AIKA: Wait 'til everyone back home sees what we found! WILL: ♪ DA NA NAAAAAA... ♪ JELLO/WILL: ♪ DA NA NA NA NA! ♪ DYNE: It's Galcian's flagship! GALCIAN: I love men. GALCIAN: I'm doing something different with my beard where I dye it black. GALCIAN: What do you think? GALCIAN: And just remember: We are THOUSANDS of feet in the air. (LAUGHTER) VYSE: I don't get it! How can you have "gal" in your name and be evil?! GALCIAN: Women die first! GALCIAN: DUDES ROCK! JELLO: You ever meet someone who's so gay that they end up being a misogynist? GALCIAN: What are your pronouns? There is only one correct answer! GALCIAN: What are your pronouns? And remember, we are THOUSANDS of feet in the air. VYSE: Mom left the stove on! VYSE: She probably did it on purpose, considering she's a woman and wouldn't make any mistakes ever! AIKA: Vyse, women aren't faultless. VYSE: I disagree. AIKA: You would disagree with a woman? VYSE: What would you know, Aika?! You're j—(GASP) VYSE: AHH. OUGHH. UH! MARTHA: They took all the men back to Valua! GALCIAN: We've captured the men. GALCIAN: The people of value. GALCIAN: DUDES ROCK! VYSE: Galcian's flagship... SAVVY: *The Serpent?!* GALCIAN: I named it after the penis we all share. WILL: The penis we all share?! GALCIAN: Except for some of us, which is totally fine! GALCIAN: Which is totally—like, I get it. GALCIAN: If you're a trans man? I get it. If I were born female, I would do the same! (WHEEZING) GALCIAN: Join the winning team! (LAUGHTER) JELLO: Pro trans, JELLO: HYPER sexist! ARIM: He's an inverse TERF. JELLO: YEAH! GALCIAN: The existence of trans men proves that we don't NEED women! OZ: WHOOOO... WHOOOOO! 😰 GALCIAN: You may leave. SOLDIER: As you wish! SOLDIER/GALCIAN: Dudes Rock! SOLDIER: Bro-bye, sir! GALCIAN: At last we meet, Fina. FINA: How did you know my name? GALCIAN: Men know everything. GALCIAN: Haven't you ever asked a question on Twitter?! (LAUGHTER) GALCIAN: I'm under direct orders from... Her Royal Highness... GALCIAN: Empress Theodora— GALCIAN: You have inform—You have inFORmation that is useful to us. FINA: Actually, I think it's "information..." GALCIAN: Ah-ah-ah-ah. A *man* is talking. OZ: Kills you, kills you, kills you! DRACHMA: Don't start with me. OZ: WHOA! You're dead! AIKA: Vyse! AIKA: You just punched a woman! DRACHMA: Oh, my g—I'm SO sorry. DRACHMA: I'm SO sorry! VYSE: You punched Aika?! I can't believe you! AIKA: Wh—Vyse, we gotta talk this out! VYSE: What's there to talk about, Aika? HA-HA-HA-HA! VYSE: Most of my duties revolved around raiding, so I hardly ever got to actually fly our old ship! VYSE: Oh, wow! Is this crank-powered? ALL: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH— DOC: That thing's called a "Moon Lens." With it, you can see things you normally wouldn't be able to. DOC: Here. Put the lens on and look where I'm pointing. ♪ (triumphant music) ♪ SAVVY: I wish yelling the names of your attacks was cooler in English. WILL: Would you prefer to have attacks like "Drachma Balls?" SAVYY: (snickering) Shut up. DRACHMA: I have no time to waste with you kids. You two can resolve your own problems. DRACHMA: This house is mine now. (Throws someone out on the street) DRACHMA: Drachma Balls! MERCHANT: Hey there, big guy. How's the sailing going? VYSE: Please don't call me that. I don't know why, but it makes me so sad. GIRL: Black Pirates are extremely evil outlaws who steal gold and kidnap women. VYSE: THEY WHAT?! POLLY: I can spot cheats and liars, and these children are neither. POLLY: I can tell things about people, and these two girls are on the level. (laughter) VYSE: Ma'am, you're mistaken! VYSE: I'm a male! DRACHMA: Aika, have you... AIKA: Yeah, I've tried. I don't know what to do. DRACHMA (in-game): This should work! DRACHMA: This should work! (BLOWS UP) AIKA: You just defeated Baltor the Scary, why don't you lighten up a little bit? WILL/JELLO: That's a map. WILL/JELLO: YEAHHH! RAMIREZ: Lord Galcian. Your admirals have assembled. VIGORO: You said that the citizen of the Silver Civilization you found was a *woman?* VIGORO: Now that's something worth getting excited for! GALCIAN: Do not share your opinion. (sounds of insanity) GALCIAN: Who is that? I don't know who that is. Get him out of here. DRACHMA: I'm returning to the docks. DRACHMA (in-game): (barks) WILL: Did he bark? JELLO: Dissing that dog as he kills it. DRACHMA: I learned dog just so I could yell at them before they died. EXECUTIONER: You have deprived the audience from witnessing the deaths of a notorious band of Air Pirates! VYSE: I don't know why you're all upset. VYSE: The audience already got to watch us free your friends and trash your guards! VYSE: And—OUR friends. They could be your friends too. :) VYSE: Will you come with us as our final party member? EXECUTIONER: Yes! I would like that so much! MARCO: Wait, Vyse! VYSE: I'm Vyse. MARCO: I frew up :( FINA: The power of the Gigas is not to be underestimated! GUARD: Silence, Wench! You shall pay for your (bonk) insolence! GUARD: I—is she breathing?! GUARD: Oh, fuck. GALCIAN: Why do you care? SOLDIER: Sorry, sir! B-Bros Rule! GALCIAN: DUDES ROCK! And you will remember that! JELLO: The guard behind him bonks him on the head. GUARD 2: Don't worry, sir. I've silenced that fool! GUARD 2: Men are great! Wait, f*ck, what was it? JELLO: The next guy bonks him— SOLDIER: (incomprehensible, muffled speaking) GALCIAN: What? GALCIAN: Speak up— JELLO: Now, what would make this train dungeon way more fun, do you think? Place your bets. YAM: A big dragon flies alongside the train! ARIM: Oh, of course, Yam. JELLO: I'm sorry, Yam, there are no dragons anywhere in this game. WILL: Yo, this game sucks. ARIM: Leaves the call. YAM: *What the fuck did you just say to me?* YAM: Why are we here?! GALCIAN: You have caused us a great deal of trouble, boy. GALCIAN: What is your name? VYSE: Do you wanna know Aika's name? GALCIAN: I don't talk to objects. WILL: WHOA-HO. DRACHMA: All hands to battle stations! ARIM: "Again." WILL: Again... AIKA: I've heard about these Gigas before. AIKA: There's a giant, and a dragon— Yam: !!! YAM: YOU LIED TO ME! AIKA: Now, the only problem left is Cap'n Dyne... AIKA: I wonder if he'll let us go... DRACHMA: I have nothing to say about any of this whatsoever. ARIM: Love that they just keep sticking Drachma in the background of these scenes to do and say nothing. AIKA: Fina, you couldn't stop us from going, even if you tried. AIKA: You're level one! AIKA: I could throw my boomerang at you once and behead you. AIKA: I couldn't crack an egg with the force it would take to break you! VYSE: Did someone say "egg?" DRACHMA: I'm too old for this. WILL: Drachma has left the party. JELLO: The main trio in this game, genuinely throuple energy by the end of it. FINA: Vyse is very attractive... I don't think it would be strange at all if the dancer was looking at him. AIKA: He didn't have to leave us here in the desert, right, Vyse? AIKA: ...Vyse? VYSE: I wish I looked like that. ARIM: "Bellena?" ARIM: Isn't that... one of the admirals? JELLO: The admiral's name is Belleza. ARIM: ...Uh-huh. BELLEZA: My name is Belle-he-ennnna. BELLENA: I'll begin making preparations~ AIKA: Oh, Bellena, what are you going to do? BELLENA: Betray y—UHH, be waiting out here~ BELLENA: Well, there is someone that I'm in love with, but... he would never even give me a second look. JELLO: Who is the funniest person she could be in love with? ARIM: DE LOCO! BELLENA: Would it be all right if I took a look at it? VYSE: Here you go, my good friend! WILL: Are you KIDDING—no! Are you kidding me!? BELLENA: I'm sure that Lord Galcian will be very pleased. ALL: WHAAAAAAAA?!?!?! VYSE: What are you talking about?! VYSE: I've never been tricked in my life! BELLENA: Allow me to remove my clothing, revealing my outfit underneath! (SMACK) JELLO: Did you just slap his ass? YAM: Kabam! DRACHMA: You've earned my respect! DRACHMA: All hands to battle stations! VYSE: Aye aye, Captain! ALL: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH— FINA: There is a continent under the green moon. BELLEZA: That's the continent of Ixa'taka. BELLEZA: Our soldiers are already there. VYSE: I'm surprised Galcian lets you in his armada! BELLEZA: Shh, he doesn't—he doesn't *know.* GALCIAN: Your pecs are enormous. DRACHMA: There's a strong crosswind that blows from the west. Nobody has ever successfully sailed through it. VYSE: But Belleza just said her soldiers were stationed— DRACHMA: NOBODY. DRACHMA: My knowledge of this place is limited. DRACHMA: You're on your own, boy. JELLO: Drachma has left the party. FINA: If Aika was hungry enough, she'd probably eat the monsters, too! AIKA: EUGH? VILLAGER: You are the same as the other men from the East. VILLAGER: It is best if you leave soon. VYSE: Who are the "Men from the East?" JELLO: Vyse... JELLO: Belleza JUST told us. VYSE: Why does everyone keep talking about the "Men from the East?" ELDER: They claim they come from a place called Valua. AIKA: Valua?! They're here, too? AIKA: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT! AIKA: Hey, what's that smell? FINA: Smells like something is burning... DRACHMA: I thought I'd make dinner for you kids. DRACHMA: Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! JELLO: I just love this guy who's here— JELLO: Oh, oops. That's not what I meant to do. That's very funny. MERCHANT: I also buy and sell Discovery information. I got everything you need. JELLO: Would you believe that directly beneath you is an extremely visible, huge palace? MERCHANT: WHOA! I'd never looked down before! MERCHANT: Thanks, kid! MERCHANT: What do you mean "look down?" ARIM: Vyse, like, slowly angles his head down for him. MERCHANT: My neck can do dat?! DE LOCO: Someone just set off the alarm! I wonder who it could be... DRACHMA: (Muffled) Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches! DE LOCO: Hmmmm... AIKA: Oh, no. I am not going to wait here all by myself with those... THINGS out there! DRACHMA: I'm Drachma. FINA: The Silvites must have inscribed these words when they were here. VYSE: Why would Silvites come here? VYSE: Are *they* the Men from the East? FINA: Vyse... Please... FINA: Shut up. VYSE: (Eating) Aye aye, Captain! Bring it on, De Loco! DRACHMA: You eating right now? VYSE: Om, nom, potato chip. DRACHMA: Gimme. VYSE: (Eating) Here you go. DRACHMA: Thank you. That was very kind of you. VYSE: Yeah, we're buds. DRACHMA: Hell yeah, sister. VYSE: Th-thank you. (LAUGHTER) YAM: The first admission! (LAUGHTER) WILL: "I'm done for!" JELLO: "I am dying!" AIKA: We should be extra careful, right, Cap'n? DRACHMA: Hmm... AIKA: Cap'n? What's wrong? DRACHMA: Drachma Balls. VYSE: Captain, hurry! Get in! DRACHMA: O! JELLO: Looks like I'm ditching you kids one last time! ARIM: Oh, boy. CLARA: Aika and Fina... You both have such pretty names! VYSE: (So feminine!) CLARA: I'm sure there's nothing to worry about! Vyse is probably fine. CLARA: You girls like him, right? CLARA: You have to have faith in your man! Or girl, as you tell me! WILL: Yeah, guys, this game is old! JELLO: ♪ What a thrill, the darkness and silence— ♪ (LAUGHTER) AIKA: Tonight, let's just get some rest and hope for the best! AIKA: We have to get Vyse NOW. AIKA: I lied. I have no chill. AIKA: Nope, I can't calm down. I need to—I need to bite something. Just gimme that pillow. I gotta bite something. AIKA: RHJDSFJSHGHGHGHG JELLO: Aloha: "Being stranded on an island is the perfect time to grow your hair out!" VYSE: (Falls off the island) VYSE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA— GILDER: What's your name, kid? VYSE: (Now's a great time to pick a new name...) I'm Vyse. VYSE: (F*CK.) VYSE: Didn't you say something about meeting women and having some fun and maybe becoming women? I don't know. GILDER: Ha-ha! Which do you think is more— wait, what was that last one? VYSE: I dunno. GILDER: Which do you think is more important? Women? Or Daccat's Treasure? VYSE: Women. GILDER: Becau—with Daccat's Treasure, we'll be able to get more women! VYSE: I am now on board. GILDER: $20 can buy many peanuts, Vyse! GILDER: The sooner we find that island, the sooner we'll be "Daccat's Meow!" GILDER: This adventure's gonna be "Daccat's Pajamas," an equippable item we can unlock in the upcoming dungeon! ARIM: ...is it? JELLO: No, that would be amazing! GILDER (in-game): Take that! (gunshot) (LAUGHTER) WILL: My man straight-up executes this guy! WILL/YAM: Take that! JELLO: When, uh, Aika and Fina were just hanging out in the room, it's just like, AIKA: But, yeah! If there's anything you wanna know about, just let me know! FINA: What does kissing feel like? AIKA: ...Oh! Uh. Huh. AIKA: If you awaken something in me, my GOD— FINA: "When the two become one, the path will reveal itself to you." AIKA: What's that supposed to mean?! Why is Daccat being so stingy?! AIKA: IT'S NOT LIKE ANY OF HIS GOLD MEANS ANYTHING TO HIM ANYMORE! AIKA: (CRYING) FINA: Huh, when the two become one... FINA: What do you think that could mean? Is there anything we can do to try that? AIKA: Wow! Look, Fina, look! Oh, the treasure chest is huge! FINA: Vyse... I'm so glad you're alright... GILDER: I'm here, too! SOLDIER: Admiral Rem—re-ba-bi-be. It is almost time. SOLDIER: Everything is going according to plan. JELLO: He just pivots and stares this guy directly in the eyes and says nothing. RAMIREZ: Begin the attack on Nasrad! RAMIREZ: All vessels, full speed ahead. SAVVY: Crashes into it. RAMIREZ: Obviously not what I meant. OBVIOUSLY not what I meant. SOLDIER: I'm sorry, Admiral Riziminemema! RAMIREZ: I'll kill you. AIKA: I'm gonna be real? I'm just gonna be mad for a while! AIKA: I was hoping to find a bunch of gold so I could buy a big ship! VYSE: I know! You just told me how upset you were! AIKA: I've been saying it for, like, days! VYSE: It's only been two hours since we found the treasure... AIKA: DAYS!!! RAMIREZ: Anyway, die. SAVVY: Fucking hell. AIKA: Oh my god, did they hit it? FINA: Ramirez... why are you doing this?! RAMIREZ: (Snoring) VYSE: It's the same kind of bed that Gilder and I had. VYSE: Guess the Valuans don't believe in treating ladies like ladies! FINA: It's strange... the first time you rescued me from the train, I was really surprised to see you. FINA: But this time, I knew you would come for me. GILDER: Wow! A girl?! TEODORA: Remove yourself from my sight! JELLO: H-He got kind of a donk, tho. WILL: Yeah, whoa. Enrique. ENRIQUE: Please, follow me. AIKA: Whoa. That's not gonna be hard. AIKA: God, it's clapping from there! AIKA: Good Lord! AIKA: The crystals are still in the hands of the Valuans. ENRIQUE: Well, *technically,* you are right. ENRIQUE: I stole them before I— ENRIQUE: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHERE I'VE HIDDEN THEM. WILL: Takes them out of his jacket—"oh, okay." ARIM: "I was going to destroy them." (LAUGHTER) JELLO: Can we wash them first?! YAM: I hate you guys. AIKA: Oh, yeah! The Delphinus is going to need a new flag! AIKA: I have an idea. JELLO: Anyway, here's our ballroom. GALCIAN: Uh, actually, here in Valua, we call it the "Balls Room." JELLO: I knew you'd do that! GILDER: And before I go, I have three pieces of advice for you. GILDER: Don't drink, don't eat, don't sleep. GILDER: Your crew knows that you'll always do everything in your power to protect them. GILDER: I can tell, by the way they all look at you. AIKA: Vyse, protect us! ALL: AAAAAAAAAAA— AIKA: Good job, Vyse! GILDER: You'll accomplish things you'll never even have dreamed of! GILDER: Like... changing gender, maybe! VYSE: That's crazy, Gilder! I... VYSE: That's, that's crazy. VYSE: That'd be crazy... POLLY: Leave the ship's galley to me! POLLY: I'll cook up lots of tasty food loaded with nutrition! BOY: Let me join on your crew, please, please, I wanna be a pirate so bad! JELLO: "A note written in red ink on jet-black paper." Graphic design is my passion. PIASTOL: I have been searching the world for you. Looking for any trace of your passing I could find... Vyse. VYSE: Huh? What're you talking about? AIKA: He's been a pirate for, like— PIASTOL: I HAVE NO OTHER WORDS FOR YOU! (LAUGHTER) PIASTOL: Today I will take my revenge! En garde, Vyse! AIKA: Shit. She knows sp— (LAUGHTER) WILL: HOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT PIASTOL: Why?! Why is it that I— (LAUGHTER) PIASTOL: I will find you again... and your deaths I shall bring! VYSE: (Leans forward and licks her finger) PIASTOL: EW! WHA! UH! PIASTOL: (Falls off the back of the ship) EUEUGH— IZMAEL: I'll need 75,000 gold to start building your headquarters. IZMAEL: Om nom nom. Thanks. IZMAEL: I'll need 75,000 to actually spend, now! VYSE: This is what I drew. Being Air Pirates and all. VYSE: I was thinking for a long time if I should put some pink stripes on the top and bottom, but, no, I... no. VYSE: Not yet. AIKA: I tried to go with something quick and cunning! That's why I drew Daccat. AIKA: I was also thinking of like, maybe some purples, maybe, like, an orange... AIKA: Let's go! We're just wasting our time here. VYSE: I'm gonna kill him. VYSE: I'm gonna kill him. FINA: I heard you were killing someone in here! I wanna play! VYSE: Fina, what is it? WILL: "I WANNA PLAY?!" FINA: Come to the port, quickly! FINA: Enrique frew up, and I don't know what to do! SOLDIER: Prince Enrique! SOLDIER: (incomprehensible fast speaking) ENRIQUE: I see! Well done. ENRIQUE: Ohh, Gregorio was an Armada in the Admiral... VYSE: Still a little airsick, huh, buddy? ENRIQUE: Yeah... FINA: You can throw up again, I won't scream this time! FINA: AAAAH! ARIM: He helped mir—ra—JESUS. ENRIQUE: He helped raise me when I was growing up. ENRIQUE: I know that... WOW. ENRIQUE: I know he really doesn't really want to fight, and he really does want me to really surrender. SAVVY: Gregorio's on his ship just like, GREGORIO: We'll probably need to give him at least half an hour if he's been sailing. ENRIQUE: Gregorio is the most honorable man that I've ever met. He won't break his word. VYSE: I understand. You know a lot about breaking words. VYSE: We should rest on land tonight. ENRIQUE: Look, I'm trying, man! VYSE: I'd pat you on the back, but I'm afraid I'll miss and my hand will rebound off like a trampoline if I go too far south. DON: Hmph... I suppose, then, no matter what I say, you're not gonna listen. (fart) SAVVY: (Snickering) Shut up. JELLO: "This rare, Black Moon Stone holds tremendous power. It can turn positive energy into negative, and vice versa." WILL: Vyse should change her name to Vyrsa when she transitions. JELLO: That's SO funny. JELLO: Vyse grabs a piece of the black moon stone— VYSE: Hehe, you, you never know, I mean... VYSE: Changes negative energy to positive, I mean, a-anything—I'LL EAT IT! JELLO: So! We're in the Southeast Asia country. Everyone's gonna have Southern accents here! That's what we're doing... JELLO: That's an accent we're allowed to do... (laughter) SOLDIER: Invaders will be punished! JELLO: Gomenesorry! ARIM: We call these the Yafutoman lands, but to you, you can consider it a Yafu-No-Man's-Land. KANGAN: Foreigners have only brought us disaster. We must cleanse them from our lands immediately! JELLO: Maybe the Southern accent DOES work for these guys. MIKADO: The object that you are searching for lies underneath Mount Kazai. MIKADO: Here in Yafutoma, we refer to the sacred object as the MIKADO: MAGA SPHERE— WILL: NO F*CKING WAY. WILL: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? SAVVY: "Make Arcadia Games Again." JELLO: Look, it's not *our* fault we're preternaturally great at video game improv. SAVVY: Have you considered doing bits about the lottery numbers? (LAUGHTER) VYSE: Let's include Fina on this one! FINA: What? But I... I don't know what to do! AIKA: This is where we all kiss! AIKA: If you wanna be part of our club, you have to make out with me on the face! VYSE: ...where else would she— ARIM: "On the face!" WILL: ♪ DA NA NAAAAAA... ♪ SAVVY: Killed it! ALL: Yay! MIKADO: Make yerselves at home, and enjoy the festivities! MIKADO: We got deep-fried turkey in a barrel! AIKA: Oh, I can't wait to taste the gourmet cooking of Yafutoma! ENRIQUE: This will go straight to my ass. ENRIQUE: Princess... Hmmmmm... ENRIQUE: What is a "Princess?" MURAJI: I find it very unlikely that a traitor would co—ver become king—I'm losing it, man! JELLO: What Savvy's doing is how British people think Americans sound. VYSE: Okay, that's it. ENRIQUE: Stand aside. *I* will get him! ENRIQUE: (Clap... Clap... CLAP...) ENRIQUE: Where I come from, we have codes of honor on how a lady such as yourself should be treated. ENRIQUE: Well, honestly, not that many people follow that code anymore... ENRIQUE: But I'm trying my best to be an ally! ENRIQUE: Belleza and V***** are here as Imperial representatives. Attacking them during a diplomatic meeting would make us criminals. JELLO: We're Air Pirates. BELLEZA: Take the king prisoner and find those Air Pirates. JELLO: Oh, no, we've been branded as criminals. JELLO: Wait, we are criminals. VYSE: Belleza has probably already convinced the Yafutoman guards that we are ~CRIMINALS!~ AIKA: VYSE. VYSE, BUDDY. We ARE criminals. VYSE: What?! VYSE: Due to the influence of the MAGA sphere, they automatically have criminalized my very existence! AIKA: Yeah, actually, thinking about it, I might be in trouble, too. ENRIQUE: Ah, yes. LGBT+: JELLO: Lesbian. JELLO: Trans. JELLO: Ally. JELLO: Big ass. ARIM: And Gigas. JELLO: And Gigas! VYSE: When we find the Delphinus, let's take it back... Air Pirate style! VYSE: Non-Criminally! ARIM: Yeah, not criminally, though. WILL: I-I just envisioned, like, a hard cut to Vyse on his knees: VYSE: PLEEEAAAASE? VYSE: It's ok. I got you, Fina. AIKA: I'll be right behind you! ENRIQUE (in-game): AUGH! (LAUGHTER) WILL: That was such a genuine scream! ARIM: Yeah! That was like—that was the voice actor suddenly noticing there's a spider on the microphone! AIKA: You seem like a different person! Just until recently, all I ever saw of you was the back of your head leaning over the railing of the ship! ENRIQUE: Aika! Oooooh, you have to constantly remind me about that? >:( ENRIQUE: Ooh, one of these days! ENRIQUE: Bam! Boom! Straight to the moons! AIKA: Which one? :D VYSE: Hahaha! She's right, Enrique! VYSE: YOU SUCK! MAN: I'll get started on this baby in a jiffy! JELLO: Ohoho, the money shot. JELLO: You wanna see Vyse being hyper clueless? VYSE: What's this? Aika's got a picture of me on her desk. That's kind of embarassing. WILL: Oh my god... VYSE: Why does *Fina* have a picture of me on her desk? It's a little embarrassing... YAM: Oh my GOD. JELLO: VYRSA. GIRL. COME ON. VYSE: Aika and Fina are both great girls, but it really seems like they're both into women? VYSE: I wouldn't have a shot with either of them... VYSE: I'm manspreading! It feels wrong for some reason. ENRIQUE: If the hull is strong enough to break through stone reefs, ENRIQUE: perhaps it's strong enough to break through the ice! JELLO: Um... VYSE: That might work! We could crash our boat into a glacier! FINA: ...okayyyy! VYSE: Yeah! Then it looks like our next destination is HELL! ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH— FINA: Why did that work? <:) VYSE: WAAAAAAAAAHHH— AIKA: Oh my god, a ghost! (Kicks him) VYSE: AAAAAAAAAAA— AIKA: Vyse! What happened?! VYSE: I forgot... we are THOUSANDS of feet in the air! DRACHMA: Well... all's whale that ends whale. VYSE: Shut the f*ck up, Captain. DRACHMA: You've become quite a sailor. I'm proud of you. VYSE: Cap'n... before you go, there's something I wanted to tell you. DRACHMA: Oh, yeah? Is there? Is there something finally you want to tell me? VYSE: You said that you and Rhaknam were both alone... DRACHMA: Oh. VYSE: But you're not alone, Captain! DRACHMA: Is there ANYTHING ELSE you wanna tell me? DRACHMA: Farewell ladies, and Enrique. VYSE: He forgot about me! >:O VYSE: How rude! >:( DRACHMA: I'm attacking your ship. IZMAEL: You'll be able to fly over mountains and beneath large islands! You'll be flyin' all over the damn place! IZMAEL: (Gasp) I swore, I'm so sorry—no wait noNONONO VYSE: Get him. :) GALCIAN: Soon, the foolish Empress and the rest of the people of this world will bow before my might... GALCIAN: Not just the people... the people, and even those revered Moons... GALCIAN: The people, the lands, and even the Moons, they will belong to me! RAMIREZ: Yes, er, you shall reign supreme, Lord Galcian. GALCIAN: Why'd you—why'd you sound so unenthused? RAMIREZ: I mean you said—you just kind of—repeated. RAMIREZ: Like—it wasn't really a speech. It was, like, one sentence and you said it four times. GALCIAN: I can't believe this. I've been working on that speech for like THREE DAYS, GALCIAN: and you're telling me that I was crap? RAMIREZ: If you speak in that manner again, I shall cleave you in two. ALFONSO: What?! What do you mean? RAMIREZ: If once again you speak, my sword will cut you into two equal halves. ALFONSO: How will that affect the lands and the moons, though?! GALCIAN: Alright—alright, we can DROP THAT— (laughter) GALCIAN: STOP IT! ARIM: One day, we ran into Admiral Galcian in Ixa'taka. GALCIAN: And if such a power exists, I swear, it shall be mine! GALCIAN: Now I'm going to start working on a really good speech. (LAUGHTER) PIASTOL: It's me, I'm back. (LAUGHTER) PIASTOL: It's time for me to have my revenge! PIASTOL: Have at you! [DEAD] (LAUGHTER) PIASTOL: You speak as if my search for you has been a recent phenomenon, oh red-headed one. YAM: What the fuck? PIASTOL: Seven years ago... I was a young girl of ten years. WILL: You talk like a comments section. VYSE: I don't wanna talk to you anymore! VYSE: Piastol... You're not the Angel of Death. You never were. VYSE: You're so, so bad at this. VYSE: It's embarrassing. PIASTOL: Vyse, I... I don't know what to say... VYSE: Sh-sh-sh, I told you. I'm tired of hearing you talk. VYSE: Go. SAVVY: Vyse has disrespected a woman, that's character growth. VYSE: Piastol's a GIRL?! Oh, NO! MARIA: I have you, and Vyrsa to take care of me, too! I don't have to be lonely anymore. VYRSA: Well! You sure have grown, Maria! VYRSA: Thank you~! PIASTOL: Uh... e-excuse me. MARIA: What the hell are you wearing? MARIA: Uncle Doc told me something. MARIA: aaaaaaaaaaa MARIA: AAAAAAAAA MARIA: He told me that I have a big SISTER! VYRSA: Wha—Doc, we're over here! DOC: I think she wants to get to know her! VYRSA: Doc! DOC: Yeah, little by little! DOC: To ease back into things! DOC: Someday they'll be family again! VYRSA: We're—we're behind you! DOC: Oh, my GOD—Jesus Christ! (LAUGHTER) DOC: Good luck, Vyse. VYRSA: it's... it's Vyrsa... VYRSA: Thanks. JELLO: He looks so pissed off! ENRIQUE: Vyse... wait a second. VYRSA: It's V-Vyrsa, now, actually... ENRIQUE: Oh, oh—I'm sorry. VYRSA: You get four strikes. ENRIQUE: That's very generous, thank you. ENRIQUE: Vyse, after we get Fina's ship, could you bring me to Sailor's Island? YAM: That's two, Enrique. ENRIQUE: Sorry—oh, my god! I—(punches another hole in the card) ENRIQUE: Y'know, Vyse—augh, y'know, Vyrsa, we'll call it even. SAVVY: For every four stamps, they have to buy Vyrsa a free froyo. VYRSA: Enrique... are you really going? VYRSA: I just wanna formally apologize... We've been so rude to you, for no reason at all... you're a good guy, and a good friend. AIKA: Yeah, that's all behind us now! :) ENRIQUE: I... FINA: Enrique... be careful! AIKA: BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS! AIKA: Do you think I should've said something else? VYRSA: Yeah, girl! AIKA: Ohhhh... AIKA: Enrique left us... and once we get back to Crescent Isle, Fina will leave us, too... VYRSA: This is the first time in my life that I haven't been excited about sailing somewhere... WILL: Aw! YAM: Aww... VYRSA: I LIED, THAT WAS AWESOME! VYRSA: YO, THIS FUCKIN' RULES, THAT SHIP'S SO FAST! VYRSA: YO, SAILING? IS FUCKING AMAZING. I'LL DO IT ALONE IF I HAVE TO. I DON'T CARE IF YOU ALL DIE! AIKA: BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS! GILDER: Alright, we've just dropped Enrique off, it's time to f*ckin' celebrate! JELLO: D-Drachma comes through the door— DRACHMA: Oyyy, Drachma Balls! WILL: DRACHMAAAA! JELLO: Fuck. SAVVY: Oh! VYRSA: What was that?! MARCO: YOU HAD A PARTY AND DIDN'T INVITE ME?! (laughter) MARCO: Vyrsa, it's an emergency! MARCO: YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME! SAVVY: Enrique's outside like, "This is for not inviting me!" RAMIREZ: Only through death can the Crystal be retrieved from our bodies. RAMIREZ: I can get the Silver Crystal any time I please. RAMIREZ: (Kills self) AIKA: I remember when we used to watch the sunset on Pirate Idol. AIKA: P-Pirate Idol—you remember that show? VYRSA: I, I love that show! AIKA: Yeahh, it's cute. AIKA: Kiss me. VYRSA: Haha, what? FINA: Will you travel with me? VYRSA: Fina, we'll go anywhere with you. AIKA: Let's figure all this stuff out... together. AIKA: Feel free to read into that. TEODORA: Enrique! Ooh! JELLO: You can see where he gets his donk from! VYRSA: Galcian! Ramirez! FINA: Vyrsa, that sphere is the Silver Gigas, Zelos! VYRSA: What?! VYRSA: Who are the Men from the East?! AIKA: VYRSA. GALCIAN: The six Moons shall obey my commands! GALCIAN: I've been working on this pose for ten years! GALCIAN: Do you like it? RAMIREZ: I—ignore what he's doing. We are serious. RAMIREZ: Here comes *my* cool one-liner. RAMIREZ: You may live long enough to see it... Then again, you may not! >:) FINA: We have to get back to Dangral Island! VYRSA: But who are the Men from the East?! AIKA: Oh my god, VYRSA! GILDER: Vyse! What's going on?! WILL: Gilder! JELLO: Punch your card, Gilder! GILDER: Oh, f*ck! VYRSA: I've got an idea! We're gonna run up the rail! GILDER: I like getting railed, but this is too far! ARIM: God, his face looks like a melted candle. (LAUGHTER) GILDER: Vyse, um— VYRSA: Nope! GILDER: Uh— YAM: Nope! GILDER: FUCK! GILDER: AUGH! VYRSA: RUN! GO GO GO GO GO! VYRSA: Gogogogogo! Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah gogogogogo! (SCREAMING) VYRSA: AH! VYRSA: Oh no, I fell on you, haha~ AIKA: Oh, no, I'm happy again :) GALCIAN: The perfect castle for me. ARIM: I mean, yeah. It's a, it's a dick with six balls. GALCIAN: Always use protection. GALCIAN: No one can pass the con-dome! GALCIAN: The world... is mine! GALCIAN: ♪ Sekai de ♪ ARIM: Galcian thinks that Hatsune Miku is a man because of the tie. SAVVY: Hatsune Mike! GILDER: Vyse, maybe we should head back to Crescent Island. Take a minute s— ENRIQUE: We must stop Galcian! AIKA: But... how? AIKA: Sorry, that "but" was on accident! I'm sorry. ENRIQUE: Vyrsa, maybe you could show me—where did they print out the cards for you? ENRIQUE: I think that's—that's like, a good system. VYRSA: Yeah I'll—I'll get you some. BELLEZA: There's something else I have to take care of. VYRSA: Something else? VYRSA: Don't fall asle—hey, wake up. FINA: I have one thing to ask you... FINA: Please... stay by my side? YAM: Ooh, smooth. FINA: Vyrsa...! FINA: Thank you. FINA: Can we stay like this a little longer...? VYRSA: Hey, Aika. AIKA: Oh! Hey, Vyrsa. AIKA: It looked like you were talking to Fina... how's she doing? VYRSA: Eh, she seemed a little worried about tomorrow... AIKA: Maybe I'm just scared... AIKA: Heh... this isn't like me, I guess... VYRSA: I'm scared, too. AIKA: Really? I didn't think you ever got scared. VYRSA: Yeah, I'm terrified. VYRSA: I've been really worried about how you'd react when I tell you I'm a girl. AIKA: Good night! AIKA: You'd better not oversleep! Your dad's here, remember? VYRSA: Okay, now I have a whole new thing to think about. YAM: That was so cute, gang! SAVVY: We need more polycules in video games. GALCIAN: So, you decided to join the losing team after all. SAVVY: OHH— WILL: Oh, JESUS! GALCIAN: AND REMEMBER: WE ARE THOUSANDS OF FEET IN THE AIR! WILL: Holy shit! SAVVY: Fucking—oh my god— YAM: GILDER! LOOK OUT! GILDER: What a lovely day AAAA— GALCIAN: Belleza! BELLEZA: I've been a woman the whole time. GALCIAN: WHAT? BELLEZA: Hatsune Mike? BELLEZA: Also a woman. GALCIAN: No, but the tie! SAVVY: No, he has to go out with a penis metaphor. GILDER: Vyse, make sure you're well-prepared before you head in there. VYRSA: All right, you're not coming. GILDER: Alright, that's fine. I'll get dinner ready. SAVVY: Pretty sure that's a free, uh, yogurt for her. ENRIQUE: Vyse, will you let me go with you to Sultis? ENRIQUE: I just said—oh, my god, I'm so sorry. SAVVY: Two free froyos! 🎉 AIKA: We have to win! Right, Captain Vyrsa? VYRSA: (Mwah) AIKA: Ohmygod—heeheehee! <3 YAM: Aw! RAMIREZ: And now you will die! AIKA: Butt butt butt butt butt! AIKA: Oh, Enrique, I forgot you're right nex tto me! ENRIQUE: Ah, just, uh, you just owe me three froyos! ARIM: Are—are we just kind of setting that up as a new currency? VYRSA: Oh, "froyo" is slang for a hundred million gold. AIKA: WHAT?!? RAMIREZ: Zelos will feast on your souls! RAMIREZ: Anything? RAMIREZ: Ughh... AIKA: You should meet Piastol! (laughter) VYRSA: Ramirez lived in the skies, and died in the skies... RAMIREZ: Bldflghl—I'm still not dead! VYRSA: Shut up. VYRSA: Ramirez... may you rest in peace. VYRSA: And remember... VYRSA: We are thousands of feet in the air. VYRSA: Goodbye, you little shit. FINA: Vyrsa, Aika, I... FINA: I have something to ask of you... AIKA: YES, A HUNDRED TIMES YES. VYRSA: YES. YES. ABSOLUTELY. FINA: Oh, ok! :> FINA: I would be honored if you would let me continue to sail with you. AIKA: Yes! Yes! A hundred times yes! VYRSA: We wouldn't have it any other way—a million times yes! VYRSA: A, a froyo times yes! YAM: Awww! WILL: Holding hands— JELLO: Oh, wait, I love this. YAM: Oh! ALL: Awwww! ♪ (music) ♪ YAM: Yaaaay :) JELLO: Thank you so much for watching! JELLO: If you liked what you saw, be sure to subscribe and hit that bell icon! JELLO: We got two other videos coming out this month, so it's a real good time! 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