please don't watch this one

hello there everybody welcome all back to more binding of isaac repentance dude we have unlocked every tainted character except for tainted lazarus uh who is a righteous pain in the rear but he's a righteous pain in the rear that we have to unlock dude i i just i i wanted so badly i'm gonna tell you right now i sat down at this freaking computer quite literally about 30 seconds ago because i just finished eating dinner um but i sat down and i in my brain i was coming up with you know like the the intro to the video and i was going to talk about how we were doing like random tainted streaks and i was gonna hit the random button and then i sat there and i saw i saw the ring of characters and i saw them i i just the one door the one door fricked me up tainted lazarus freaked me up um so here we are right i'm about to i'm about to embark on a mission unlike any mission you've ever seen before the protagonist alexa kid 64 tries to take out the enemy in the new blockbuster film unlocking tainted lazarus i don't know where i'm going with this one um but this is the plan right we gotta unlock this guy even if we we we may do like i don't know i feel like i owe it to you guys to do a run as the old we we would want to have a run as old tainted lazarus right before before he gets changed we only got to do it once i ain't i'm not about to go play freaking green mode as this sucker and and do all that but i do i i feel like i need to play i need to play pre-buff tainted lazarus and who knows maybe he's not even gonna get buffed um it's been it's been like almost a month now since the last update that we've had the repentance so maybe maybe this is a sign that uh this is it and i i need to unlock this sucker anyway i think it'll just feel good to have all of them unlocked you know this is the last time that i have to drop a trinket um in a freaking boss room or an item room right since everybody and their mother wants to tell me that i can drop them in the item rooms i know i know i can't thank you for that but normally i'm not going in the item rooms because of the whole planetarium thing not sure you you forgot about that one or what happened but it's fine put that right there beautiful stuff give me the pill the pill is a 48 hour energy it's a lot of hours dude honestly freaked this room this is this is actually like an incredibly miserable first floor have you seen all this crap that's on the first floor we got some tough ass enemies man they're they're giving me the one two this is why you take an item room on the first floor believe it or not um except tyler you gotta take you gotta take the second item room skip the fur or skip the first uh saves you a key if you skip the second item room yes i'm well aware i'm well aware that i save one key but i also lose a bunch of planetarium chants because you freakers don't know what the math is anyway i'm i'm a little look there's a salt level tonight that is beyond all those assault levels i don't know why i'm a little salty tonight i didn't think i was salty to be honest and now here i am and i'm in the in the position where i'm recording and there's a little bit of salt so i apologize for the salt uh let's find our secret room which i'm gonna tell you i think it's right here i think it's right here we we could also go for yeah this is great this is exactly what i needed actually um so we can get down to downpour we could play this right we could play this we we could kill ourselves on it if we really wanted to i think that this is probably like a play that we don't need to do right i'm i'm all for min maxing the uh the thing here but do we really need to do this i think the answer is no in fact i the answer has to be no because there's no more health i kind of thought that i had a tiny bit more health but i don't so we go down the the ideal situation is we die on the devil deal right now the ideal situation is an amazing devil deal we use all of our health that way no resources lost in the process we gain a bunch of items i made a video all about this actually um all about why you should die as lazarus and why you should do it in the the freaking you son of a gun you um why you should do it why you should die in the damn devil deal but apparently because we've got fly face mcstupid head over here uh we're gonna have that reality become a little little less of a reality and instead it's going to be uh a sad sad sweet song away from a good life look the brain is off it's incredibly odd it was a long ass day for me um feels like every day of work is longer than the last day of work hey that's good very lucky we love to see it but every day is longer than the last and uh someday someday the the sweet release of death will come for me i'm just kidding i'm just kidding i worked out yesterday for the first time in like a really really long time i've been doing just like some some body weight workout type stuff uh but yesterday was the first day that i've been to a gym since before kovid started um bc for those that are not hip with the times and uh i i gotta tell you so back in the day i i would go to the gym i would bike uh like five to seven miles and then you know do a little bit of weight training type thing and that was my that was my like light workout right shoot some hoops in the process because there was a basketball court uh at the gym that i went to i i can't there's no basketball court at the gym that i am going to now unfortunately um i do already like immensely miss playing basketball but um i you you absolute freaking calories i can't believe i died to the freaking rainmaker uh well we're not going to get a devil deal that's for damn certain so now i feel like i owe it okay we're just gonna die though am i actually bad is this the the thing that we're coming to because i'm actually like terrible with the game i think that's what i learned um look just go down honestly because we didn't get planetarium hopefully this floor uh but we also we can't see what the hell's in the shop so why would i why would i bother right it'll be fine we are still rocking basically base lazarus although now we at least have the stats from uh last risen but this is still leaves a little bit to be desired on our run right now by frick dude a little bit of a rough one but i went to the gym for the first time in a long time um i did cardio i i tried to run for a little bit i that was an extremely big mistake uh i ran like half a mile before i was just completely winded and then i tried to bike and i biked like two miles and i was winded um so fun fact when you don't do cardio for a year and a half um and you go back to doing cardio it it sucks right it sucks um but is good you know i'm i'm bettering myself or something like that and i i want to it's just tough because this is this is like kind of my first realization that i'm old as dirt i think you know it's that first time that you you kind of realize i mean like my body hurts every day my body hurts right now my back hurts my neck hurts my stomach always hurts that that just comes from the territory um but that that was kind of like the first realization i had that i'm freaked dude like if i don't if i don't work out and you know eat a little bit better take care of myself a little bit more uh i'm gonna die i'm gonna die so that's where i'm at cuz maybe i'm gonna die hopefully it won't be you know in the middle of this video or else that's gonna be a real interesting one to explain to your parents um oh hey little johnny how was your day uh oh the youtuber i watched died in the middle of his video although i'm gonna be real nobody nobody i know would know how to upload this so plus i feel like they probably would have some larger priorities that aren't you know uploading a youtube video for my fans maybe they might maybe my my family and friends would feel that they owe it to you i feel like they would probably just like post a video that's like or a community post they do a little thing of my discord and they put the alexa dead emoji um just getting increasingly morbid and i'm i'm actually not sure i like it i'm not sure i like it anywho i hope you guys are having a good day today uh it is after dinner for me it was a long long day of work did a little uh recording with my boy orbital potato i won't spoil what the series is in case it hasn't gone out yet i think that it might have gone out though so hopefully you enjoy um i'm going to not take the devil deal you could frick right off dude you can frick right off um i also can't help but notice that there's no planetarium on this freaking floor so i have to uh come in here now the fact we took hive a mind and then we get a guppy item is a beautiful beautiful situation for me i'm going to go down i should have done the mere dimension to be honest because i i really don't have enough going for me on this one um an extra boss item could have been really good this is one of those runs we're like you better hope the planetarium item is freaking like uranus right i think uranus is probably the strongest one you better hope that it's good though because if it's freaking jupiter or uh even mars i think i would probably be a little anti-pog about mars is fine i like mars as an item but we we need something hard hitting on this run right now something that makes you go oh damn that was worth basically playing bass lazarus for for 10 minutes and 22 seconds so let's uh let's get some good stuff let's get some good stuff that was so close to hitting me as was that dude this planet i guarantee you there's no planetarium on this floor 61 chance there's no chance there's a planetarium you're gonna make me skip another freaking item room i'm not gonna skip another one i'm gonna be honest if i manage to go the rest of the run at a 61 chance and don't get one uh you're a coward okay you're a freaking coward i also as as crazy as it sounds i would like to make it to boss rush on this run at this point uh i think that it's like extremely low likelihood we pull that off we're gonna have to start moving absurdly fast to make it to uh to boss rush on this one but the extra item from boss rush when we know we need to teleport out anyway there there's a little bit of value there right you know it's a guaranteed full card you know you'll be able to to escape i feel like it's it's a good it's a good play if we can make it work this broken magnet i'm gonna dump in the the boss room also there's a part of me that feels like i should throw a bomb down in here i guess we won't i i the problem is i still want to backtrack on this floor man i think that is probably this we're just gonna die okay [Music] this is a rough run this is a rough run lazarus is not the character to go all skippy skippy the planetariums and it doesn't help our boss items have been just like total trash as well i mean we haven't really gotten the dps upgrade the entire run we're dead freak me dude i will restart that's an incredibly poor look i died as base lazarus what the heck is that all about is this the world we're living in honestly frick your planetariums too no i should probably skip them still i think we just didn't get any stat increases and i'm i'm a stubborn ass little child uh who wants his planetariums he's the mommy mommy give me planetarium and the child would rather freaking die than not have a planetarium that's mirin though so i'm going to be a little baby once again and you'll give me the freaking planetarium and if you don't give me the freaking planetarium i'll eat your shoes and then you'll have to walk around barefoot how does that sound sound good what do you got nothing of value absolutely freaking nothing die i hate you okay my neighbors are probably like tyler's off his rocker again damn straight i am bethany see that doesn't work because that's an isaac character damn straight melissa melissa honestly underrated karen's name find me one melissa that's a good person somebody's gonna be like melissa's my mom find me another melissa that isn't your mom that is a good person somebody's gonna go oh that guy's mom okay it's a joke that continues to write itself you keep on going until eventually you give up on the conversation what do you got in here sir oh boy what do you freaking do you got a couple uh a couple of enemies get all of them thank you that was close enough i promise you i'm not drunk i know it probably sounds like it it's been a long day a little little punch drunk is a better way of hoarding it now we do have a chunk of hearts on the floor man i i gotta tell you the the self-sacrifice room thing it sure as hell feels like the meta in repentance it's just angel deals are so damn good that the opportunity to teleport to one you know like as soon as possible on the first floor it's such an incredible incredible play um now here here's what i would like to do obviously we can't just like teleport there right this second if we get a hp up from the boss i'm gonna i'm gonna try to pull it off right now we do have to we have to not get hit dude i needed that hard what's your problem okay this is fine now theoretically we may still be able it's gonna there's no way right but i will still do it is there a heart in the shop if there's a heart in the shop we got a chance also super secret room there is a soul heart in the shop we'll probably get a penny in here i don't know just just go for it right just go this is what the people want to see they want to see me try to kill myself in this room so yoink yoink yoink and then 50 chance for a random chest that chest could contain more hp in which case the the ball keeps on rolling right keeps on rolling i also feel like if there's gonna be a super secret room pain massive pain has got to be here man oh you're a real real sucker ain't you it's gonna be to the right of that room or is to the left of no there's a there's a wall there i think it's gonna be to the right of that room so we need a bomb now which we could probably get from here okay we get two more tries at this there is still a heart in the boss room as well you're looking for super secret room filled with obviously red hearts filled with red hearts i'm gonna bomb it okay that is uh the exact opposite of what we were looking for jerry thank you appreciate that a ton a health down just puts us in a really really sucky spot right now really sucky spot so one heart to make all the difference i don't know what we're at right now um three coin sure that's really good so a 33 chance of a teleport it's a one-third chance the equivalent of uh rolling a die and asking for a one or a two and it's it's a attempt i'm willing to make it's an attempt i want to make you ready for this i'm about to hit that thing sacred heart in the eyes whatever there's a part of me that wants to you know what freak you let's do it let's do it now obviously that one now i'll stay in my ground and and probably just leave now um that said best said there is something to be said for trying to now get to the the seven soul hearts but let's not be a dumbass um so we will now are we at like a high chance of an angel deal i don't know i mean we should have a plus 67 percent chance that was 100 chance with devil deal still like ideally we will now take angel deals as lazarus but that does come obviously again with a little bit oh i forgot he explodes that was almost like extremely bad for me okay you're gonna make your way across here oh fantastic welcome to the party thanks for the bomb great work okay so we skipped an item room 21 chance for a planetarium it's not horrible man hey what the heck are you doing this dude he freaking rolls and he rolls far i do not like that okay uh you know what hit me i don't i don't care that doesn't bother me a little hit me is good why does that rock feel so uh feels very shiny the one in the corner super shiny rock okay wheel of fortune let's pop it here gives me a nickel we can check the shop okay shop is worthless quite literally no value to be had in it and then these guys are really annoying okay just gotta open it okay i was a little afraid for a second there's all the freaking red hearts i need last floor there is a self-sacrifice room dude am i about to do it again hit me with one again am i am i this uh i this psychotic will he do it again we gotta maintain our devil deal chance i'm gonna pop this death card right now when i know that it will create a lot of problems for me or fix a lot of problems i guess you know what dude you're it's actually the greatest player of all time it's unbelievable it's unbelievable did you see that my dude planned the exact moment that i was sending the mommy center right back at me this is the worst video i've ever recorded what the heck he's so bad just days after i said i'm i'm the top four isaac player in the world i i have horrible plays like this what uh what a horrific day it is you'll remember this is the day that alexa got fricked as lazarus i'm not even playing tainted lazarus dude this is just a regular ass lazzy i'm just regular ass bad is what i am i got a regular ass it's not even america's ass it's just i'm like portugal's ass no offense if you're from portugal i your climate is lovely this time of year i honestly i wouldn't mind going to portugal i feel like portugal is just like france but better play all the things that suck about not france spain same country same france and spain what the hell is the difference am i right kids i'm hip with the times i know that we we we think france and spain are the same something like that there's gonna be a french person that gets insanely mad and a spanish person i feel like france and spain are actually they don't like each other maybe they do can somebody tell me about the socio-political status of france and spain and inform me as to whether or not we would consider them friends in this uh socioeconomic situation all right give me this why would you take that there's no reason to take that because you're just going to want to die anyway if you're gonna i mean i suppose it depends it depends maybe we didn't want to die am i gonna skip the item room yeah because i'm i want my freaking i want my freaking thing i want a planetarium i'll never get it but i want my planetarium just go down i can't even go to downpour dude we've we've flown so far from the sun at this point i'm ice cold i don't even have a key go down go down go down seller two hundred percent chance of a double deal how am i gonna screw this one up undoubtedly i will manage to frick this one up real hard here momentarily uh we have a red chest and a pill for a bomb good deal i would go yes i think it is a good deal you get soul hearts out of the red chest it's a good deal you get an item out of the red chest it's a good deal you get spiders out of the red chest there's a chance that the pill is good you get spiders out of the red chest oh you get more pills okay i mean now i got all the health in the universe and they were all positive pills what do you do with all this health i i guess you now you have to take a double deal because the devil deal devil deal now provides you with the possibility of i mean say you walk in and there's like four items that's a good situation for us we take all of them we die we have brimstone mom's knife we win the run it'd be a good it'd be a good uh oh i'm never ever ever seeing this devil deal baby plum can go die in a hole to be honest you can just go die do not even think about doing your little fairy dance in my general direction you you little stupid coward i know i'm 50 of the way done with this fight i will die i will die i hope i don't but i will probably die okay no don't don't do don't do the you're gonna do the wavy boy again right now do not do it do not do it thank you okay take this uh literally like three awful trinkets um sure i mean we'll take them all uh strongly dislike that i'm gonna be honest like th those are those are we basically picked up two items that do nothing for us at our current state uh which is a little unfortunate but the plan is now we we die eventually we don't have to die on this floor we can try and die next floor but we die come back devil deal away the red heart and then we're in horror battle why don't we win everything ends with we win we just have to just gotta make it work there's gonna be a long ass video by the way i hope you grabbed your freaking snacks cause we're we're gonna we're gonna be here for a hot minute that's what happens when you do three isaac runs in one video because you forgot how to play the game part way uh through your recording session tonight should i i gotta go back play more snake rx dude i'm better at that game than this and i've only won that once i'm bad at that game too i am bad at like 90 of the games i play it feels great whenever i like pog up in a video right like when i play fortnite with orbital and we were playing like only bot lobbies that's when i was at my best to be honest i required zero effort on my part it was just like point reticle at bot kilbot the end right ideal situation for me hey open the tinted rock thank you more bombs back is actually not a bad thing i'm okay with that now granted this guy is more than likely going to drop bombs um mr boom i would actually like really appreciate here more bombs is not a bad thing though let's open our secret room which is likely here okay then you do this i don't know what to do with all these red hearts man is kinda useless kinda useless we could go to the shop but hear me out what if instead we went to our super secret room okay but what if instead just taking red health all the freaking time dude what if instead we went to downpour right we've only died in downpour like four times today what if we go to downpour we get ourselves uh a little little action down here we got blackhearts for days now now you get a double deal two red heart deals and we're we're in business that said we we still want to die that's on the to-do list to freaking die i have never been happier to spend that in a room frick that room incredibly hard i am going to tell you right now at a 41 chance for a planetarium for the rest of the floor give me my item rooms i know that i can see what they are in the ascent to home right i just don't care i just don't care i would so much prefer to just go and go into my item i need items it's a miserable experience playing with no items in this game so i don't have a key dude poor comedic timing really poor comedic timing let let's go in here that definitely should have gotten that i was what where's the entrance if that's not the entrance are you serious okay um i guess i'll open it from the wall that i have a 100 guarantee of i swear dude this is what has happened to me in rep a lot the the freaking secret room bomb explose the explosion blow ups you gotta be like dead on to get into these that was insane bombs are key a tears down uh everybody guess what i i got a tears down hype for me man hype for freaking me nothing screams a good time like having no stat increases and then getting a tears down okay should not have fought the boss why why would you fight the boss there's like no reason to fight the boss while you have no dps miserable man 2.16 rate of fire i hate you so much dude i hate you so much okay we're nowhere near killing this guy when did lazarus become so terrible to play i'm doing a character ranking soon i'm putting lazarus on the freaking bottom man freak this like incredibly incredibly hard there's a part of me just wants to die in here and get my uh get my damn tainted damage or not tainted lazarus risen damage that'd be a new one whenever you die as lazarus you become tainted lazarus okay please please we've done it he's so good he's so freaking good he gave me hp as lazarus why why i don't want help i just i just want dps man i just want to do damage to the enemy is it too much to ask for freak me man okay what do you got epiphora how about epinope these are not good enough just gonna be honest that's not good enough either sure when all fails lower your damage even more for the sake of uh possibly raising into the future it's a dps uh upgrade technically but the the damage decrease probably puts us in a little bit of a weird spot moving forward oh i forgot that i had skipped this room before this room sucks i kind of feel like i'm not prepared to fight the boss either without getting hit twice like i feel like i need a bomb in order to fight the boss and i may literally wait oh i will die in here i will die in here do not do not touch me okay please give me a bomb man please give me a bomb one bomb allows me to actually defeat this enemy it's a battle of a lifetime i'm going into the fight regardless like frick off if it kills me it kills me this episode's cursed enough as it is i'll i'll make it more cursed that does not bother me okay goodbye time to do it luckily high rate of fire is actually pretty decent for this guy because he moves slow enough that we can kind of ensure every shot falls he does have a lot of ads oh excellent okay okay going fine just because we we did i'm gonna die just because we lost our holy mantle does not mean we've lost our dignity it does mean i've lost my mind i am lazarus that's correct i i took my fingers off of the keyboard but i am in fact lazarus so i've come back from the dead i have a sneaking suspicion i don't have holy mantle though i almost died there okay okay you know what man we're we're so deep in hell i don't even know what to to say right we're so deep in hell that you you feel like you got to just keep on going but what if it ain't freaking rough to to keep on going through hell right let's drop off oro right there do you take the freaking hp man it feels like a horrible idea if we're trying to get babylon to work but i'm gonna do it anyway and the reasoning is right there's a lot of ways to get rid of health temperance machine say we end up with like uh potato peeler right that's a good way to get rid of health um maybe it's a two heart deal now now we can afford the two heart dealers 67 percent chance of a deal on this floor i've got the soul hearts like we we can make it work frick off dude why do i not know enemy patterns now there's the temperance machine you know what dude i'm 100 playing this crap i i need that sweet horror babylon damage i i will not survive if i do not have it petrified poop am i only allowed poop uh trinkets today okay temperance beautiful thank you for for giving me the sweet gift of a very kind the of babylon we will now be smacking enemies we also got little brim from gambian conception um which is like unironically really really good i can't be mad about that okay now in an ideal world we would be getting rid of this bit of red health that we have and in return i'd be getting like i beliel i think that's my my number one desire right now aya belial provides us with so much value because we already have a really fast rate of fire so i believe is just an added bonus to that high rate of fire two of spades you know what just pop it right gave me a freaking red key fragment you know what dude i i was gonna say if this ended up being the i should have actually i should have tried to find the the ultra secret room that was actually a really really bad play by me i kind of forgot that was a thing it would have been sick if we found it too i apologize for that you're probably getting super excited for me to to find sacred heart inside of the the ultra secret room but a last not today uh i'm out of of babylon because your boy's a dumbass it took red health 67 chance of a deal we we can we can break this run wide open we can end the curse we can cure cancer or something um give me this and then dude you know what hit me with a a weird one do this again and then i'm gonna go to the boss trap room this is a terrible idea but i'm gonna do it we're still in horror babylon for the room which makes this doable but now we have damage we have sweet damage it's also hp that i can turn into money right from the temperance machine iv bag would would kind of be the better item between it and blood bag we don't need blood bag at all um our speed is totally fine in horror babylon so we get iv back that allows us to like confirm that we're in babylon at all times it'll be good it'll be good so make your way back there there's also an item room and a possible planetarium right you you want to look for both of them 41 chance for a planetarium it's got to be around you also now have a lot of plays on this sucker please if you break just be iv and don't break until i'm at half a heart now you can break if you so desire you weren't feeling it that's okay i understand completely i really do okay it's a tainted card i don't have a bomb so thus your tainted card okay i have a bomb i'll take your tainted card is wheel of fortune this is a crawl space i'm slowly learning these and i i felt good for a second there that i had that correct if it is not a crawl space then i mean we'll know because it won't open a crawl space but i i feel like it's a crawl space so pop me it wasn't a crawl space frick it rerolled my run double frick okay um well give me curse die why not right why not i teleported on purpose on that one um okay could have sworn that was a crawl space man is this run better than what it was why am i doing this i'm you know what i deserve to die i deserve to die this is the worst video i'll ever upload to my channel um just like literally miserable hopefully you enjoyed my pain and suffering for 41 minutes thanks so much for watching i'll see you in hell bye [Music] you

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Id: s7D3Y9mKQr4

Length: 40min 44sec (2444 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 17 2021