Playing Cuphead against my will

what are some notoriously hard video games a few that come to mind are battle toads super meat boy eldon ring classic mega man super mario brothers 2 no not that one celeste and cuphead i remember when cuphead was first announced and like many immediately becoming enamored with its unique art style only to find out that it was a brutal run and gun and with the delicious last course on the horizon and endless requests from all of you because you enjoy my suffering i'm gonna play through the entirety of cuphead but there's a catch to really dial up the pain to an 11 i'm not allowed to purchase any upgrades so i need to beat the game with only the peashooter fun right wrong and because i like to do things that you guys ask me there's something that i'm going to ask you to do because it seems like a lot of you are watching unsubscribed and i'm closing in on a big milestone so find it in your heart to do the literal smallest of tasks and subscribe it really helps out and that's it let the suffering begin i love the overworld in this i'm just gonna go for a little stroll over here gonna go oh hello mr applehead how you doing i'm a real boy so you see this shop that's a no-no we will be buying nothing and time to enter our first stage the forest follies all right i'm probably not gonna die at all because i'm so good at this game you will not find a better cuphead player on the internet watch this it's going to be too easy can i um yep i can do that oh hello mr jelly man it's going to be hard to do commentary because um i got i got to focus i got to focus here but like i said best cuphead player alive getting ready for that delicious last course oh hello acorn maker oh crap first try baby i'm not even warmed up yet yeah you just bounce dragon quest slime whoa hello i only really need the peashooter just i'm looking at this like a mega man x game that's what cuphead is cuphead is a mega man x game i don't need no power ups just mega buster only okay what are you doing now i don't remember whoop you're big now violet you're turning violet you're blowing up funny oh wait hang on i have uh i have ex shots oh no i should have ducked all right who's keeping track of deaths if you've ever done a shooter only run let me know how it went in the comment section or if you're looking for a challenge i dare you i'm gonna duck here thank you that was close oh you feel okay mr blueberry oh you're dead now literally the easiest boss when i died that's right i gotta fight tombstone this must be how sega feels every time sonic team has to make a new game got him played a lot of bullet hells in my day i know how it goes what who hit me bam shooting them rockets those bullet bills [Music] okay ah oh i've missed it that's bull get it bull she turns into one no i gotta finish watching the cuphead show i only watched a few episodes but oh i see i see it but it's a great show it's like perfectly geared towards kids and adults although i don't know why they would make a cuphead cartoon to appeal to kids because this game is hard as balls i died it's the ufos ah i remember when this game was first announced i waited so long for it then it finally came out and i click i didn't mean to do that and i cleared it like a champ damn ufos man oh you know they say sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you that's not true whoever said that has never fought this chick that was close let's see who do we have over here mr axe face what are you looking at my chip i got it in the war all right you know what i don't want to mess with that guy i will say though that when this game was coming out i didn't expect it to be well that was bad i didn't expect it to be a uh just a boss rush i thought there was going to be all right i guess i thought it was going to be more stages and then a boss at the end not that i'm complaining because i do love the way the game turned out i wouldn't change anything except for maybe make the game harder anyway oh hello i'm just trained to have my finger down on the shoot button i'm trigger happy are you dead see if i was a real masochist i would try to just get the highest rank on everything oh it's funny because it's a fish fishing i love the design of these ghosts just like that whole game in general like how can you dislike the art style this guy's got a little mustache and bowler hat oh i think you're getting close too bad okay come on out gosh i don't know how to thank you boys for saving me oh i know i'll just resurrect myself as dlc oh we destroyed it watch a new super i don't need it this is a vanilla run in time for the most iconic of cuphead bosses is it floral fury when you think of cuphead like what's the first boss you think of ah he's throwing his seat at us oh damn it a lot a lot of stuff happening here just let me i'll remember oh crap where's that dance move homie's breaking it down i so badly just want to get the three parries but i also kind of want to get through this in one piece i think i can do this without raging too bad this whole game cuphead is a solved game i already have all the uh patterns downloaded see let me give you the trick to uh playing bullet hells you want to kind of zone out so you could uh i don't know how to explain this without sounding crazy but when i need to see more of the screen i stop looking at a specific part of the screen and i kind of i don't know i i zone out does that make sense it's clearly not doing me any favors i'm gonna die right here i got nutted whoa i almost exited myself off maybe i should avoid using the ex shots but i kind of need to i swear i parried that you see what's gonna happen here is i'm gonna struggle a little bit with the uh the earlier bosses and then as we get further into the game i'm going to unlock my true potential just you wait and see the more i die the stronger i get consider this weed whacked what is this the dye house seems appropriately named oh it's uh mr king dice himself how you doing sir you mugs ain't going nowhere until you finish up here that means giving them debtors their medicine all of them now scram botanic panic i missed this one gotta fight the big corn monster or no he's a potato he's shooting turds at me is there a corn monster or am i just mixing this up with castle crashers maybe i gotta fight multiple vegetables ah stop you crying or i'll give you something to cry about i'm probably just mixing it up with uh who's got a third eye because carrot is the doctor strange of the cuphead universe oh i gotta tell you don't have an itchy face when you're playing this game you go to scratch that's when you die okay that was easy oh this is where you fight the two frogs i love this boss fight i like how everyone in the background is so cheery they're like dinner and a show come on i carried i parry let me tell you i just fought the mantis lords in hollow knight so if you think a little 2v1 is going to scare me what are you doing what's happening it's like get in my mouth billy he's always just like finding a rhythm in this game find the rhythm you're golden or in this case pink wow i have one health and we're so close to the end i'm gonna die maybe i won't the cuphead god does not die close oh i was right there oh hang on it's switching up on me all right that's easier i can do that so is it completely different or does it matter like who i kill first if you get like the bouncing balls or the green ones easy all right i think that clears the entire first island let's go check on king dice and see if he'll let us go to the next island well ain't that a pimp looks like you boys really put the kibosh on them deaders you can head on over to the next aisle plenty more marks for you to lean on over there all right inkwell isle 2 and we're going to give mugman a little bit of love much nicer over here gonna fight this genie oh crap he's throwing a lot of stuff in me this genie is a hoarder oh where'd you go where'd you where'd you go i died he just spawned on top of me i think we gotta shoot the head right this is just flappy bird so what do we have to do to a hundred percent the game do we just have to complete every level we don't have to get like top rank on everything i don't know why i'm continuing with one health knowing well that i'm probably gonna have to restart oh it's a cuphead marionette i'm using my secret ability which is phasing out my vision all right that was closer i know i'm struggling a little bit but god this game is so good i forgot how good it was and i'm really excited for the dlc which is going to be a separate video and then we'll just merge the two into a super cut because that's what we do here oh he's big now i don't remember like a fraction of the things they throw at you in this game oh there we go knock out easy oh i remember this one this one was a pain in the ass i like cupcakes the best way to eat a cupcake is to rip it in half and then to uh put part of the cake on top so you make kind of like a cupcake sandwich oh i went to barry you know what i'm talking about well you take off the bottom half of the cupcake and you put it on top of the icing so you don't take a bite and it's just like a face full of icing she's like damn it you destroyed my waffle man [Music] screw you so many things happening [Music] oh candy corn no problems killing you because candy corn is trashed here i get into this debate every year around halloween candy corn is not good if you think it is you enjoy eating wax nothing wrong with that some people like glue it's a preferred taste who's next stop stopper pac-man son of a damn it feel like this is the easiest one but it's also the one that i mess up on the most because of the trailing gobstopper or jawbreaker i hate this guy please no this is not an easy game to commentate while playing i think she's last she's like if you want something done right you got to do it yourself oh god that's terrifying come on please knock out knock out knock out knock out knock out knock out knock out oh i thought it was going to go down we were so close to look at that i'm just going to watch the head if i watch the head i should be able to do this [Music] oh boy i almost jumped into that oh we got him whoa all right we just ate some sweets let's go on the roller coaster so we can throw everything up oh i remember this one being a pain in the balls yep i think i remember every fight being a pain i mean isn't that the point of the game something you should probably know about me is i have a big sweet tooth like love love baked goods love ice cream and before i sat down to record this i actually uh had a nice ice cream sandwich from carvel it was a chocolate ice cream chocolate sprinkles between two chocolate chip cookies i'm a simple man i like the simple things in life come on all right new content it's got horseshoe rings it's all coming back to me it's been a minute but i'm starting to remember oh okay what's next i think we have one more phase oh god i don't like clowns come on knock out knock out knock out knock out now [ __ ] knock out i know it's coming i know it's coming oh god come on please give me a knockout give me a knock knockout give me a knock out whoa sorry but this ride is closed for safety reasons this is great i can ride everything in the park there's no lines we can even go on the water ride here oh my god you have failed and perished [Music] times that's it all right never mind i i don't need the comment section to do it i got this weird reflection in the pond to tell me how bad i am at the game so we know that up to this point i failed 42 times give me your predictions right now what's the final count oh you got pellets in there the baby balloons whatever your guess was for the uh final number you might want to up it by like thirty percent then it's got like that super mario world ragtime like doesn't this part sound exactly like super mario world's athletic theme it's like almost exact mustard ketchup you guys like ketchup or mustard on a pretzel what about hot dog i don't eat hot dogs anymore because it's mystery meat see this is what i'm talking about right here mystery meat gross is that it do we do it bravo oh no it's a plain stage oh wait hang on i remember i remember i'm gonna spit out some yoshi eggs why you got nails attached to your head why you got that oh we got a nuke open wide for chunky who's the uh the champion in league of legends that they throw feathers i don't know i i played league like hardcore from season two on and then i think the last champion that came out was like pike and i was like yeah i'm done come on come on come on come on oh god like dodging skills see you want to follow the pattern you want to go in circles with him final phase let's do it uh he's in a stretcher he's spitting garbage out oh no oh damn it phase four three health i'll keep in mind now that the other pill split it's ain't your typical doctor mario all right it is done oh what oh god i i don't remember this one at all did i skip this no i couldn't have shame i got this far i only have one health left just right uh so i gotta know you know what is your uh what is your best run in cuphead how many deaths because i don't really know what my uh my original run was but i can tell you right now this one's likely going to be better you know it's funny when this game came out and i thought it was going to be more stages like this and not so much a boss rush i was a little disappointed but now after having played the game i don't like the running gun stages i think i just prefer the boss rush oh that's creepy wow ow oh okay oh [Music] i completely missed it ah we're close to the end too okay all right home free where are you oh another wall we dealt with this already uh oh oh oh just means he's gonna tongue you over the teeth and through the gums look out stomach here it comes we did it oh i remember loving this one i love the design of this one in the colors his name is grim matchstick [Music] oh whoa where'd that come from okay i see in the corner of my eye the tail now don't fall for that again oh this is a fever dream watch out for the launching fireballs oh i didn't mean to jump down i meant to jump up he's like it's quitting time everybody out what's next i got one health left he's a hydra yeah this boss fight is so cool the trick here is i don't want to hit the fire orbs because then they explode into more fire i want to be done with this boss i want to move on with my life i want to be able to sleep tonight i'm going to see this in my nightmares oh it was like two hits away all right i'm zoned in i got it this time he's going down i'm like i'm feeling ultra instinct right now you know what sucks is i was having a halfway decent run i was like wow i haven't died that many times and then the dragon boss came along come on where's the knockout oh thank god oh jesus holy crap i don't even want to tell you how long i spent on this boss grim matchstick i i thought i liked this boss i guess not i kind of i don't want to know but i do oh my god all right up to the third island we switch back to cuphead ah okay i remember this one we scrolling so uh we had a real despair arc during the uh hang on i can't i can't talk so i have to avoid [Music] okay so far so good eat that man i am so excited for the uh delicious last course the dlc you see how they did that very clever and they confirmed that it's going to be like three to four hours of content so it's basically its own game there a mod where like we use our middle finger to shoot instead of the pointer finger that's not good that's not good every dodge oh geez [Music] ah she fisted me that's what honey nut cheerios are made of your mother's ass what was i thinking wanting to replay this game but once i beat it for content you can't take that away from me we immortalized ourselves on the channel see i actually i screwed myself by doing a pea shooter only run because i feel like this could be over way faster but i committed to it no turning back now so far so good that's a lot of there's a lot of fists for a little cup hey let's go oh it's a great value pluto which is a blatant popeye ripoff oh jesus christ where did you come from [Music] all right okay spitting stuff okay i see the shark coming now cannonball shark fine you gotta have like six eyes to follow everything ah damn whoa where you come from what are you doing oh god i got the worst mario kart item oh he don't feel too good i gotta shoot his little uvula oh god he's got a hyper beam come on we're like right there just just die he's touching the flag isn't he you son of a [ __ ] no i'm doing it this time otherwise i i have to quit i don't make the rules he's got his eyes on me he's like i'm going to fall on you you bastard not this time [Applause] shove that down your throat captain briny beard sounds like something you want to get taken care of all right how about a nice relaxing run and gun stage it's a nice chill run and gun just enjoying the fresh sea air and the sound of waves it's relaxing actually oh geez yeah i remember this okay we got it we gotta outrun this dude i just i gotta know in the world of cuphead what is pissing everyone off so much it's inflation isn't it everyone's so angry i should have killed this crustacean when i have the chance oh he's got lightning oh that's right we gotta we gotta like keep dinging his head otherwise i think he gets mad come on your stupid cephalopod take me to the end i'm squeezing my controller i want to break it so bad why did they decide that i have like everything this is the one that needed to have wind physics no come on no no no no we got this right right everyone viewers right we got this right right everyone right right right right right right oh this is a good fight i like this one you know what that's what i said about the dragon and then we saw how that turned out a little off topic but uh i'm kind of i need things to talk about so i just finished volume one of uh stranger things four and man that last episode was bonkers i don't know if we have any fans in the uh in the viewers but damn it was crazy look at that turtle doing fisticuffs down there he's like let me add him let me add him whoop so many things on the screen this one's overkill oh i knew she was crazy oh petrified oh god okay so i need to get closer so i don't get completely obliterated by her i said oh god you turned the stone oh we decapitated her oh god all right so now not only is she an obstacle here but we have to make sure we don't hit the coral [Music] oh god oh skull skull bubble skull bubble that's okay still have three hill and we got our like towards the oh wow okay that was much easier than i thought it was going to be cuphead why is he always celebrating like even after beating a boss that took us like 30 tries he celebrates the same way that he would if it took three tries this guy is like hey what are you doing i'm gonna marry that broad or however they talked in like the 20s baby's throwing bottles out the window don't they know there's a formula shortage that's a hot commodity oh i remember this now i gotta crack this open the wave comes and then we dash over there we go now i got it big wave kona big wave all right final act now don't take a bow just yet yeah we gotta go over the uh the umbrella well everyone's throwing roses actually this is a pretty easy final act for a boss i'll take it give me the knockout where are you thank you and i'll take a bow these are fun just fun little mini games practice your parrying oh he's a big boy i always split into mini boys come on die wait are you ready you're already dead sorry i mean uh perish i i don't know go away did we have to destroy the building i don't know if that was necessary oh it's the rat in the can dude remember this one i i do we gotta bounce on the mouse traps to go over him so i gotta know this guy could afford a cannon and ammunition the best he could do for a vehicle is a tin can can i i can stand on this i'll get smushed or roasted doing better here oh every time i say something i jinx it i jinx myself all right he just died i'm gonna fight the cat now i really think this is the last boss before we head over to uh inkwell hill and fight king dyson the devil unless there's some other ones that i'm just not seeing oh jump it almost sounds like he's doing tom's yell when he comes out just that's a blatant rip off of tom from tom and jerry because he's i don't know bluish gray cat [Music] come on okay i was in the whole time all right we're so very close to the end but also very far away oh damn he's got the boomerang pickaxes boomer kawanger over here ow shame i have to do this on the first try towards it the wind killed me last time that's what it was ah bastard now i got one health left which means some bs is going to kill me like like what the hell is that thing how close are we to the end are we close oh god damn it we gotta fight this cyclops am i gonna fight him or just run from him platforming i can do oh god oh god come on fast go hey we did it all right final boss i think and then we go to inkwell hill junkyard jive oh i remember this one another dope fight oh shh oh i remember now i gotta shoot him in his hole actually i have to destroy a couple things i'm gonna destroy that i'm gonna destroy his chest oh i'm gonna die yep got nowhere to go how am i still alive how uh i think i just overall have an easier time with the playing stages because i played so many bullet hells in my life i played a ton of r-type 3 on the super nintendo it's like an unhealthy amount oh come on hit him with the big one we broke it what's next oh his heart oh my face i'm curious going into the final stages like what my death count is i'm guessing it's gotta be like 175. we can do this he can do this shot his head off fine this has to be the last phase please be the last phase okay i think this is doable if i just all right here we go because if i beat him then it's time we go to hell oh god oh come on we can do it oh that's one all right it's okay okay we got two more got two more just don't blink uh my eyes are burning if i blink i die i just i can't i blinked no no no no no come on give me the knockout we're so close i smell it i smell victory we did it all right take a deep breath i think i think that's everything i lied we got the train oh i also remember this one we have to move the thing up by uh okay right into the eyeballs i guess why you got so many eyeballs mr ghost oh crap god the art in this game is so good okay right in the chin bozo okay another phase down i don't trust that oh geez oh what hit me uh yeah okay there we go we gotta spank him to get him to show us his heart easy enough the heart wants what the heart wants am i right makes me wonder how easy is this game with upgrades because uh when i played it the first time i'm pretty sure i also did pea shooter only ah you know what's crazy a lot of these boss fights from start to finish are like two minutes long it feels like the longest two minutes of my life come on come on knock out he was one shot away come on i can't reach it oh i hit the wrong button i meant to do it uh christ on a cracker we can do it we can do it yes all right so that's actually the last boss now we gotta try our luck in the casino inkwell hell all i saw was hell at first i was like i'm already in hell doesn't matter all right we made it king dice's bachelor pad because you you know that guy's not married well looky here you guys actually pulled it off but you made me lose a bet and for that you ain't seeing the boss just yet all right so if i remember correctly he rolls his dice or i roll the dice and then it's like a different battle depending on what it is it's like a boss rush my dice rolling here is just as good as it is in mario party finally mario party with cigarettes don't smoke kids do i get a refill on health if i beat one of the bosses probably not right yeah like one health it's not happening you guys couldn't hook it up i mean these are easier bosses yo they took out the d20 trying to roll a crit oh there it is okay i have to get that heart i think i get one for it bam all right cool why is this one creepy i mean they're all kind of creepy a little bit come on just get in there they have very limited move sets of course i died of course start all the way from the beginning and with the knockout i need a two for a heart ah damn it i've had a lot of practice with the swirly ghosts in uh super mario world so you can try it come on knock out knock out knock out knock out thank you okay if i roll a two and then another two get some health that's not what i needed died last time what hit me oh good i get an extra heart for that i didn't know if i could go above three and it's a boss that i'm pretty familiar with so this works out this is the weirdest uh anti-smoking psa that i've ever seen do you guys have dare in school or am i just really old and they only did that for me when a cop would come and they would tell you not to do drugs all right easy come easy go in that heart can we roll another three okay let's do it i need a two there we go safe can i roll three all right cool cool cool we're supposed to be shooting oh hang on i don't think i've ever done this one he's getting faster it's getting angrier i just say what do i have to unlock i guess that's it it's actually not that bad um i think that one's here nope this is a really cool boss fight also a really easy one come on king dice you couldn't uh recruit some harder henchmen yeah crane game monkey it's the best you can do so do we have to kill him or just match everything i feel like matching everything is probably what you have to do here knockout i need to roll a three watch me roll it two okay we did it [Music] what all right here we go why are you on that side this time all right five health you can't possibly screw me this time he's so slimy king dice this stupid mustache he looks like he hits women i got two he's taking my life really quickly are you kidding gonna make it this far only to die to a bunch of cards [Music] oh yeah you wish well well well look how far you've come not only did you bust up my good for nothing lackey king dice but i see you've got my soul contracts as agreed hand them over and join my team all right fine psych welching on me just like all the others eh oh he's a canadian devil all right i don't remember what you can do so it's probably gonna take me quite a few deaths to figure it out they're gonna happen real fast see i'm just i'm dying a lot because i'm just downloading all the information that's all this one's new oh oh that's weird just i gotta time that right otherwise these cheeks are getting clapped by her head spider head you guys hyped for uh across the spider verse sucks that got delayed that's so scary looking for a devil never expect him to be a furry either [Music] okay these two all right i'll go to hell all right fine okay okay fat bomb thank you for the free parry oh hang on new face dropping the floor out oh god there's so much happening oh boy it's like 2 30 in the morning right now and here i am fighting the devil so i can go to sleep and i can't just like quit now i'm warmed up like that would be stupid you know how many more deaths i would get if i came back fresh although sometimes it's better to come back with like a fresh pair of hands so you don't end up doing stuff like this that was it too that was the run one more try he says to himself because the hours continue to pass just one more try i swear this is it i know i'm actually i'm feeling pretty confident no lie see look i got it i got this easy oh wow oh so that's what happens if you don't hit it boy that's actually the best that i've done at that you know what maybe mugman is the kitchenware for the job give cuphead a break give mugman some of the glory ow okay that's that's enough glory all right mugman you're in hell now i mean i know you've probably been in hell for a while because cuphead steals all the spotlight the game is named after him no no no okay come on yeah that's right cry baby keep crying oh i had to parry the tears i feel like i'm being possessed by the devil i want to be done i forgot how excruciating this game was because i beat it once a while ago i just i i forgot this pain when i should have remembered the pain aw crap how i killed okay just move on move on stay calm you can do it i tried to dunk it all right new strategy i'm gonna save all my cards this this part right here i feel like i've got this kind of got the rhythm down here's where i'm going to use all of them it's going to go gung-ho trigger happy with my cards oh i shouldn't i meant to jump there all right recovery recovery recovery you can do it i'm in the the grief stage where i i'm in denial that i'm gonna be able to do this and stay sane i know you get mad i know you're gonna cry oh you're gonna cry a little baby you're gonna cry yeah hey you like that you like that you stupid cry baby you like that you like that you got to be oh i turned into mickey mouse for a second sorry oh just die just you stupid devil i'm sick of you we're we're doing it this time we're doing it we're doing it this mug is half full baby of milk or tears um i don't know whatever is in the mug the brothers have triumphed over the demon forcing him to finally give up we shall accept your surrender devil cuphead left but we're not done just yet no we're done we're done here whoops almost forgot the most important part of the video we gotta see how many times we died oh old man in the pond how bad am i at video games 265 times you

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Length: 32min 40sec (1960 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 27 2022