I Lost My Freedom | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

Savage turned 19. before I turned 19 I was I was um a little conscious about how I was moving and I'm thinking I lost a lot a couple times that I could have got out of this [ __ ] 19. October 21st I was arrested this is four days after my birthday my birthday is October 17th on the 21st I come to the spot Charles like yo we gotta drop I said this is my last one bro I'm done with this [ __ ] I got enough bread that I can do whatever I want to do and I'm I'm good man do this last run with me I say solid but I'm done after this because he's running with a team of people that I'm not I'm not cool with because they got they got a lot of dollar signs in the eyes and when you just chasing money you start making a lot of mistakes and I'm not I'm not really for no mistakes I'm the only person that's really even making sense in this whole thing because I I don't feel good about it but I'm the youngest one so everybody over overlooking me but the [ __ ] feels bad so we get to the spot it is 12 o'clock this is on the federal tapes look they can pull this [ __ ] up Ali says Hey because they had they had the [ __ ] wide all around I said hey it's 12 o'clock why ain't nobody checking out for this Motel oh man what the hell that meant I said people have to get out of the motel at 12. there's nobody move there's no movement man something's wrong are you just tripping okay all right so in the crew I'm always the first person in the room because I count the bread I'm the person to count the money and when I walk in I knew something was wrong as soon as I walked in because I looked at the money I'm gonna say is this the money he said yes the money I said what's all these numbers on the money oh man them them Bank numbers they come from the Franklin Bank the Franklin Bank 1301 Franklin is the county jail and then the main problem is the money is not dope money this is this is police money it's hundreds and 50s dope money don't come like that I sold those out 14 years old dope money come in ones and fives and 12 tens tens you gotta think back together and Tony is Dustin money Dope Money dirty as hell and and so when I'm I'm sitting there I'm the only one that's not moved by this bread I do the sign I do this out very inconspicuous I do the sign I knock on the table three times that mean we out that's the police we get outside Mo get to my man what's up you ain't finished counting the money I said this is the Polish amen why you say the police I say mo trust me this is the police Liz tell Charles do not come to this parking lot with that dope because he do we going to jail tell him now Moe job was go tell Charles what I say because my it's it's a it's a relay if I say it's good then it's good if I say it's bad it's no goal y'all we've been like that since I was 14. this new [ __ ] is breaking the rules I said I'm gonna back this Astro van up and we're gonna be able to get out of here yeah win I win the Astro van the street people know you don't move around when you're moving around you moving inconspicious as you can burgundy I got the van back then to this fence on the side of this fence is a field like I got it back then and I I didn't put this pistol that we had now I put it in this little compartment got that tucked away and I'm waiting no more to get back I see Charles bends come in the parking lot but he's too far for me to holler something I'm like what the [ __ ] is going on and when they get out he popped the trunk and do do a unnatural Dope Dealer move he popped the trunk this boy took his head off like wow look at all this dough hey man looked at the dope and some trunk pop and looked dope and took his hat off and let me tell y'all how crazy this [ __ ] was remember I told you it wasn't nothing moving just imagine you blinking your eyes right now and it's 30 people on this stage that's how many federal agents popped out they them [ __ ] was falling out of everything they was coming out of car they were sliding from up on the [ __ ] they got them clean and late I knew she was a dirty [ __ ] freeze everybody down look at this tournaments I knew something was wrong and when they came I'm on some other [ __ ] I ran straight from the driver's seat through the Astro van and jumped out the back door over this gate I jumped over this gate and I thought they didn't see me I thought they didn't see me and and I'm and I'm running I'm running and I'm gone because I'm thinking they ain't see me they ain't see me at all I'm going there and no they saw me they damn sure I'm sorry and I'm running and and I see him back there and then I catch this one here right in front of me and I bury Sanders the [ __ ] out of there I said I'm like I took off on his ass and I'm gone I'm gone and they trying to catch me from my angle and I'm doing stick [ __ ] I'm running and I'm jumping between them I'm doing some I'm doing some cool [ __ ] but man and I got some movie [ __ ] on my head because see what we at I can get to Braids by you and that's what I'm trying to do is to get the Braves by you because I'm thinking if I dive embraced by you I can float to Freedom they're not gonna chase me in the bayou in the way then white folks get their boots dirty get in goddamn volume and I'm I'm out there working in folks for a minute I'm out there working in folks and I took my eye off the prize for one second cause I see the value I'm getting too happy I see the bio because I'm telling you I already in my mind I didn't open my arms though I'm ready to I'm out the ledge with this [ __ ] I'm off the cliff foreign [Music] for a Split Second and didn't see I'm talking about I'm running am I I'm I'm mid hands open and didn't I see this one Asian and now I'm gonna hit me in the side of my head with his rifle boom and I was rolling on that ground I was coming apart like NASCAR my shoe came off and everything and as I was rolling that's how fast they are as I was rolling before I finished rolling them [ __ ] that handcuffed me and everything and I stopped rolling man was sitting over me like this package me up and they bringing me back through them Woods and they ain't missing [ __ ] I'm eating grass the whole time they give me back where I started by that by that ass man them over to slid me over the top I'm on the ground handcuffs and hog tied and they didn't punch me a couple times and man man it came and on the ground and it's here you gonna tell me who was in that car because Charles got them folks on a high-speed chase them folks on a high speed chase they don't know who in the car that man that pony tell me who in that car I don't know nothing because Charles got these people on the high-speed chase and I can hear it on a while we talking they got helicopters and everything and I'm rooting for Charles to get away because if he get away it's a good chance I'm gonna get out this [ __ ] they ain't got no drugs they just got me talking [ __ ] about their money and then I hear it suspect captured and the first thing went through my mind it was a flash lost my girl lost my job lost my system and just lost my freedom [Applause]

Channel: Ali Siddiq

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Id: BrWNy9mwMTI

Length: 13min 18sec (798 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 20 2023