Pervert Hunters - SNL

>> I'M DANA MILBROOK. EVERY DAY, MILLIONS OF PERVERTS ATTEMPT TO BUY SEX ON LINE. IT'S A DISGUSTING INDUSTRY THAT FUELS HUMAN TRAFFICKING AND WE'RE DOING OUR PART TO STOP IT. THIS IS "PERVERT HUNTERS." THIS CREEP THINKS HE'S MEETING A ROMANIAN PROSTITUTE NAMED SVETLA. LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE MEETS ME INSTEAD. >> HELLO? SVETLA? >> HI THERE. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT? >> UH, WAIT. WHO ARE YOU? >> WE'LL GET TO THAT. WHAT'S IN THE BAG? >> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. >> LOOKS LIKE BEER, CONDOMS, WHAT'S THIS? COOKIES? I WONDER IF THEY SERVE JOOKIES IN KALE. OH, CRAP. >> CUT! >> COOKIES IN JAIL. SORRY. >> IT'S FINE. HI, I'M MITCH, THE DIRECTOR. >> DIRECTOR? WHAT IS THIS? >> YOU'RE ON "PERVERT HUNTERS", IT'S A SHOW. >> THE SHOW WHERE THEY CATCH ONLINE CREEPS? >> YEAH. YOU'RE THE CREEP WE'RE CATCHING IN THIS EPISODE. >> WE NEED TO GET THAT ENTRANCE AGAIN. >> OH, GOD. >> BECAUSE SOMEONE HAS A BIG OLD LOGO ON THAT SHIRT THAT WE HAVE TO BLUR OUT. IF WE COULD JUST ZIP UP THAT -- >> OH, YEAH. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. >> I MADE A MISTAKE. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN. PLEASE. >> OH, MY GOSH, I LOVE THAT. I LOVE THIS ENERGY. SAVE IT. LET'S GET THE ENTRANCE AGAIN AND THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT HOW YOU'RE NOT GUILTY. >> I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY ENTRANCE LINE. I DIDN'T LOVE IT. >> DANA, WHAT AM I GOING TO REMIND YOU? >> GET OUT OF MY HEAD! >> THANK YOU. PERVERT, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, OKAY? READY, AND, ACTION. >> HELLO? SVETLA? >> PERVERT, REMEMBER, AT THIS POINT YOU STILL THINK YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE. NO CRYING. >> I'M NOT LIKE AN ACTOR. >> YOU'RE DOING GREAT. >> THANKS. >> OKAY. NO CRYING THIS TIME, PERVERT. AND ACTION. >> SVETLA? HELLO? >> PERFECT. >> SVETLA WILL HAVE TO TAKE A RAINCHECK. HAVE A SEAT. >> WAIT. WHO ARE YOU? >> CUT. I'M SORRY. I JUST WANT TO MOVE YOU SO YOUR FACE IS TOWARDS CAMERA. >> I'M SORRY. >> ACTUALLY HIS FACE IS A LITTLE SHINY. >> YEAH. >> CAN WE GET SOME MAKEUP? >> OH, MY GOD, THIS PERVERT IS SWEATING A LOT. >> I'M SORRY. >> WE'LL SHOOT AROUND IT. WE HAVE TO MOVE. WE'RE LOSING LIGHT. AND ACTION. >> SO WHAT'S IN THE BAG? >> NONE OF YOUR -- I'M SORRY. CAN WE CUT? >> I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT. >> WELL, AT THIS POINT IN THE SHOW I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. >> NOT YET. >> I WANT TO DO IT DIFFERENTLY. CAN YOU GIVE ME THE LINE INTO IT. >> OF COURSE. MAYBE DO THREE IN A ROW. >> WHAT'S IN THE BAG? >> NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. [ BRITISH K -- ACCENT ] NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. JUST WANT TO GIVE OPTIONS. >> THE SECOND ONE WAS GREAT. OKAY. LOOKS LIKE BEER, CONDOMS AND -- WHAT'S THIS? I WONDER IF THEY SERVE COOKIES IN JAIL. >> CUT! >> I WAS REMEMBERING HOW I MESSED IT UP BEFORE. >> YOU'RE GOING TO GET ME STARTED. I'M SORRY. >> I HAVE THE GIGGLES. >> I LOVE THAT YOU GUYS ARE HAVING FUN. WE NEED TO GET THIS ONE BEFORE THE NEXT PERVERT ARRIVES, OKAY? >> THIS IS SERIOUS. THIS IS SERIOUS. OKAY. >> NO GIGGLES, YOU TWO! AND ACTION. >> I WONDER IF THEY SERVE COOKIES IN JAIL. >> I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. IT'S JUST THAT I'M A LONELY MAN. I WAS -- I WAS WEAK. I'M SORRY. >> SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE, CREEP. >> AND CUT. I THINK WE GOT IT. PERVERT, I REALLY FELT SOMETHING THERE AT THE END. THAT WAS AMAZING. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. THAT SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE LINE WAS AMAZING. >> THAT'S ALL YOU. YOU BROUGHT THAT LINE OUT OF ME. >> WELL, I THINK THAT'S A WRAP ON OUR PERVERT. >> STOP THAT. COME ON, GUYS. SERIOUSLY, I'LL BE WATCHING. >> ONE MORE TIME FOR OUR PERVERT. >> GET ON THE GROUND, CREEP!

Channel: Saturday Night Live

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Length: 4min 52sec (292 seconds)

Published: Sun May 20 2018