People Share the Dumbest Things They Have Ever Heard | r/AskReddit

welcome back everyone Oz here if you enjoyed today's video don't forget to hit that like button and subscribe ask reddit what's the most are you really that stupid thing you've ever heard I'm late but my mother once said years ago cats are cold-blooded because they like to lay in the Sun we immediately said what now did you go to school four or five months ago she doubled down on this stating the exact thing for the exact reason I told her are you cold-blooded because you like a sunbathe she still thinks cats are cold-blooded someone in my freshman year college class professor do you think dinosaurs existed professor there seems to be a lot of evidence in favor of that conclusion what do you think someone I don't think they did I mean how do we know they were called dinosaurs they could have been called anything in high school when this girl found out prisoners used to be sent to Australia she said that's stupid they could just swim back to Europe to be fair anyone who actually manages to swim from Australia to Europe deserves to live in high school during global studies we were talking about South America and this chick asked which country was Africa even being told it's a separate continent and shown on a map she continued to argue for 20 minutes saying it was a small country in South America when I worked at a call center someone said q4 cucumber to me cucumber ever hear of those free online IQ tests my friend took one of these but the one she took was even worse than their regular ones it was obviously not a valid IQ test and probably made by either a 12 year old a drunk person or a drunk twelve-year-old anyways one question was which is your favorite food out of these four which was already a really bad question I didn't think it would get worse until I saw what do you think of the iPhone I don't remember the fourth option but out of I love iPhone it's good technology and what's an iPhone the smartest choice was what's an iPhone ridiculous your IQ is higher by being ignorant of the world around you anyways to the main point she got a high score and put it on her resume I unfortunately can't find the IQ test pretty sure it immediately reject anyone who put their IQ on a resume real score or not they're either idiots and trying to compensate or hide it or they're really proud of that score and you probably won't hear the end of it from a customer how do you type a capital for Ulta for girl I used to date was convinced that used cars came with insurance we went out to look at cars for her one weekend and on the way to the first lot it came up in conversation she absolutely did not believe me to the point that it was almost an argument salesmen told her the same thing so she demanded we go to another dealership we visited four dealerships that day and all of them told her the same thing relationship didn't last much longer but earlier this year she was pulled over and arrested for a litany of offenses including a DUI but surprise she had no auto insurance I was driving with my mother on a pitch-black night my mother said the stars weren't out because there was no moon for them to reflect off of love you mom hmm the idea that the moon is a gigantic disco ball four stars seems pretty fun I work at an animal shelter and a woman asked me if we had any dogs that didn't poop I told her no all dogs poop so she asked about cats yes but we can only match them with the humans that don't poop either is this something you're in a habit of doing my sister's friend who is 22 believes that when you fly in an airplane once you were in the air you just levitate there and the earth rotates underneath you when the plane is over the destination the plane lowers again and that's what happens she wants to be a teacher my friend thought due to time zone differences between the US and UK you could place a bet in the UK on an NFL game that hadn't happened in the US and cheat the system because it hadn't happened yet in the UK a previous co-worker of mine thought that when looking at images of hurricanes what she was seeing was the ocean swirling and not the clouds she has a bachelor's degree can you imagine how [ __ ] we would be if she was right I once heard a girl say that she doesn't believe in miscarriages another good one is that if she asks if something's gluten-free she asks is that gluten meaning the exact opposite she also said she's going to become a Navy SEAL she is not in the Navy we were out of state and she said oh wow wild cows they were not wild cows does she think of miscarriage is just the same thing as an abortion like it's done on purpose or just that they don't actually happen ther a myth while in a really long car trip with my parents we were discussing countries we'd like to visit my mother said she'd like to visit Japan to see the Great Wall of China my dad and I don't let her forget there's always a 50% chance of rain think about it it will either rain or it won't so that's gotta always be 50% this is why I always play the lottery either I win or I don't that's 50% I haven't won yet which is somehow surprising given the odds you're unlucky buy two tickets 50% plus 50% is a hundred percent chance of winning duh someone once asked me my twin sister if we don't mistake ourselves for the other one I like to think she was joking but I don't think she was during a color war trivia game at summer camp we were asked to name places the Olympics had been held someone mentioned Athens and the girl next to me started to lose her mind laughing I asked her why and she responded isn't Athens that place from Harry Potter ten out of ten I had a customer yell at me their Donuts were supposed to be buy-one-get-one-free instead of half price I had to explain how one half plus one half was one never understood it and just sneered whatever at me and had me cancel their order sure my mistake I can refund you the 399 and ring you up with the correct discount okay with the discount your new total is 399 when I worked in fast-food I had a couple that wanted me to apply to senior discounts to their meals because there were two of them could not get them to understand that the discount applies itself to the total order so they very cleverly decided every time they came in they would order and pay separately they shall have their two discounts and no one could stop them funny thing was ordering that way me their total come out a couple cents more expensive then if they had just ordered the two meals on one ticket so I got my cheap satisfaction my friend wrote on the title page of his high school essay s a yeah sounded out and it some background it was in the hallway before class started that I noticed it in his hand probably stared for a good 10 seconds trying to figure out what it meant then it hit me like a good friend I stayed silent and let him hand it in okay so there was this mother that I once met I'll call her Karen sorry to everyone who's named karen so karen is your typical MLM mom she's in like three of them including an essential oil one one day her son gets sick instead of getting cold medicine or whatever she feeds him essential oils of course he gets sicker so the school he goes to treats him right after hearing about this his mom said and I quote don't give him that the Big Pharma chemicals will make him immune to the essential oils and they never think of the big essential oils company one of the people high up in one of these companies nearly killed his son with them the kid got burned badly his skin came off in sheets so they stuck him in a tub but figured since he wasn't a whole lot of pain he be fine then they pulled him out coated his burns in lavender oil and prayed over him they posted this live on face and people were saying you have to take him to the ER the kid ended up in shock that's when they finally put him in the car some people turn CPS on them thank goodness because that was really dumb my wife was telling her sorority sisters about how she was allergic to wheat one of the girls responded with why don't you just eat white bread then what do you think it's made of white when I was in high school history class this dumb as a brick girl asked our teacher who was from the south but we weren't even remotely close to the south still no excuse if she'd ever owned a slave related in my high school history class this dumb as a brick girl told our black teacher that if I had a slave I wouldn't want him to be black because I wouldn't want people to think I was racist that's like 11 D Ches thinking they're too bad she's actually playing bekommen but she's playing with both colors because she wouldn't want anyone to think she was racist this middle-aged woman I work with at a fast food place was drinking a glass of super sweet tea when these words came out of her mouth my doctor said that I may have diabetes I don't understand how I never eat sugar me while watching a semi friend do ten separate ATM transactions why are you taking out $200 from the ATM and $20 increments you're just adding up the $2 and 50 cent fee it adds up in the long run no spit it adds up to you wasting money now trust me it adds up maybe they thought they were getting two dollars and 50 cents instead of paying it it was explained to him over and over for months he still just argues that the money adds up in the end well he is technically right those fees really do add up phone customer can I pay with cash over the phone me while discussing taking a girls trip and going on a cruise my friend once said I think you'll be pretty easy we could just get a cruise out of Dallas everyone paused her husband then broke the silence with that is our marriage summed up in one sentence work with someone who would say it's Friday somewhere on ironically on Tuesdays edit since this is being brought up we had Monday through Friday shifts only at the time which the co-worker was working so this wasn't a situation where they were talking about a short ended week or having Tuesday as their own personal Friday I think I found my new catchphrase world history class in high school this girl really asked how he won the American Revolution when the Germans had airplanes I had to remember how to breathe I think she is the one who has to breathe voluntarily teacher in middle school was playing a cassette tape for the class that was a bit distorted so she attempted to prove the audio by adjusting the antenna former co-worker of mine and I were walking through a department store during the holidays there's an area dedicated to ugly sweaters and one had the Star of David all over it my coworker points to it in size oh isn't that sweater for that Jewish holiday what's it called Holocaust I wish her the best I had a class in college focus on corporate social responsibility where we regularly discussed whether different companies met the appropriate standards a girl proudly announced that she loved Pepsi and that they could commit genocide and she would still love them we awkwardly Foofa Hester's David but the next question came profusely apologized to everyone because she was she said that I'm gonna have to end it there that's just too much well thank you for making it this far if you want to see more of my aspartate content then click on the playlist up here in the end screen and if you want to see more of my stuff then click on the recommended video above and as always thank you for watching and I'll see y'all later

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Length: 13min 3sec (783 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 07 2019