Paul Lynde & Hollywood Squares: BEST-1-LINERS Part 3

the Arkansas Gazette what is the main cause of nail biting what else goes good with goats now in what literary classic will you read about a sad middle-aged man named Leopold Bloom Uncle Tom's condominium [Applause] fathers never breakfast no I would she's the first woman in the world to give birth to a bayesian and hearken back to Paul in question what's the name of the instrument with a light on the end of it that the doctor sticks in your ear on a cigarette [Applause] Paul who has the motto do your vet and we can rule out Jimmy Carter true or false and Margaret reached 30 this year shin Hales police departments in some large cities are telling their officers not to do two particular things to a person's home they're not supposed to lounge around or do one other thing what is it give change for a hundred [Applause] they cannot ask to search you I'll disagree well it's smoke studies in the height report and the height report did most women surveyed say they enjoyed lovemaking who cares we all know that in mythology Hercules was powerfully strong did he do anything wondrous at eight months of age when he was eight months old yes he gave his wet nurse a whiplash what is the strongest force stopping women from having an extramarital flame stomach flu [Applause] in the poem who said yes sir yes sir three bags full have the first airline passenger according to a guide to contemporary living it's always the best gift for a nun what is always the best gift for a nun carton of cigarettes I was raised by nuns they know I'm just being silly you were raised by well yeah yeah when I was a child I live right next door to the hospital and I lived there practically and they were great to me because I lived in jail house is right next to the hospital they love the fragrances so so you know if you perfume I mean I disagree a cache they like money [Applause] by the state of New York is repainting something that will be 90 what are they repainting see there Arlene Francis no I wish I'd looked like she did it 90 [Laughter] is Billy Graham considered to be a good dresser I saw him come in the building tonight and I'd say no he says no I think I'd have to disagree it's yes he's often on the best-dressed list what was he wearing tonight Paul well he looked like Abe Lincoln according to the classical rhyme one two three four five six seven all good children go to heaven one two three four all bad children go where in the doctor empties Pope Paul recently said that something must last even if love fades what is it on the Sonny and Cher show a big bust can cause fatigue back aches impaired breathing and even numbness of the hands that's why I kicked her out [Applause] [Music] it is almost impossible to tell a male hyena from a female well there's always trial on air [Applause] now there is a prune tree growing in your yard how do you know when the prunes are ripe my grandfather comes over I didn't know there was a prune tree that was a plum tree well there is a pre yeah I I would think that they would start to fall on the ground fall to the ground I agree that's right because they are the plums and they fall into those thorns and they stop your name there is a new birth control dog food on the market yes it's good for girls on a budget [Applause] from what animal do you get your silk blouses an animal to you Peter but kind and generous to me Paul lawrence welk says that as a teenager he promised his father he had worked hard on their farm for four years if his daddy would loan him the money to buy something few boys ever get what champagne lady it's salt she has a brow that's all furrowed and wrinkled with care who is she ma there I disagree we a little more specific Paul mother machree mother machree I disagree that's mother machree he was really specific hit her right on the button mother machree are you kidding Paul according to Shakespeare Macbeth meets three women in strange attire who tell him that someday he will become what Tony Orlando he decided he meets the three witches and they say they will tell him someday that he will become something all faint of Carter King King I agree right that's it yes you've got to stop five hundred dollars it's recorded it is recorded that in ancient Athens people relied mainly on one famous person for teaching sex education what was he called what was that masked man I am [Laughter] ancient fa yes I didn't get his name I want to thank New York City produces about 25 tons of waste material every single day New York City you hear that dog lovers spurts who are repairing Michelangelo's famous statue the Pieta were recently surprised to find something in the figures left hand that they hadn't noticed before what Oh $5 win ticket on Goliath read the security around that while they were doing the work and they said that the experts say you can won't be able to tell at all it was ever harmed yeah but what what did they they found something in the figures left hand that they had noticed before what was it I didn't read that a ring a ring I'll disagree no the letter M presumably presumably well from Michelangelo I guess yes on May 20th 1927 something historic began which lasted 33 hours in 29 minutes what wasn't that the year of the die on quintuplets according to the Philadelphia Inquirer what bad habit will your dog that probably developed if you constantly feed him table scrap you want Thursday's off oh he will just drive you crazy when you're having and you know your meal with your family or something you'll be begging all the time I agree that's absolutely correct as you stripped all the paint off the Mona Lisa what would you find underneath a t-shirt does this Raquel Welch like milkshake she doesn't have much choice does she what is Lawrence Welk's worst full uh he likes to sit on his bubble machine I don't know what his worst fall yeah according to his what he certainly is this I'll say he's too nice too nice I'll agree no in fact this is temper which he has worked the hardest to overcome he has a very bad temper but he counts up to a one he put a sailor Wilma a giant tortoise is as a Seattle zoo recently slipped while mating broke its leg and is now strapped to a skateboard so it can make it around the zoo the same thing happened to Grandpa Walton so I would stand up straight raise your knee as high as possible then grab the leg and pull it against your body now do it to the other leg according to the LA Herald examiner what's that's supposed to help our loneliness the Guinness Book of World Records Paul tells us where the deepest man-made hole in the world is what's it used for the 2995 special at Forest the founder of the Girl Scouts of America was actually a man fortunately was arrested at a cookout first their hand thick and bathed then they go to a pulping house and go through fermenting and washing tanks then their halt peeled and roasted what are they contestants true or false according to the Bible you you pull in you are a sinner as long as they spelled my name right yeah I agree we're all sinners yes for all have sinned Romans 3:23 and Landers has written a booklet titled how to tell the difference between love and what are kidney infection superstitious people believe that stepping on something will bring bad luck stepping on what Frank Sinatra's for the crack in the sidewalk step on the crack I agree that's right within two how many husbands have the three Gabor sisters had among them Union including our own with into yeah I hope you're gonna say what it does all all the sister all the decision agenda I will say a 10/10 I agree 17 where will you find staccato and legato now the police are dragon-like michigan staccato and legato in music I agree they are musical turn Pope John Paul is learning how to speak Japanese why oh so he can read the owners manual on his new doctor [Laughter] [Music] now what did that make you the star in the center square pretty cute anything bringing tears to a monkey's eyes learning the Tarzan swings both ways according to the book and encyclopedia of fairies who's generally who's generally better-looking a fairy or a pixie looks aren't everything [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] who's generally better-looking according this the book called an encyclopedia for fairies a fairy or a pixie better looking well I'll go for the fair

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Length: 14min 35sec (875 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 04 2018