Everybody Loves Raymond - Season 5 Bloopers

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<font color="#E5E5E5">wanna love them</font> figaro figaro fire whoop Dee friggin do way to rub it in<font color="#E5E5E5"> jerk</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> bottle me jerk</font> so<font color="#CCCCCC"> we're you</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> keeping the libations</font> locked up <font color="#E5E5E5">there's gotta be after five somewhere</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> in</font> the world<font color="#E5E5E5"> I'm with your</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> girl</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> war who re</font> I'm Way ahead of<font color="#E5E5E5"> your ward sorry</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I hope</font> she's not<font color="#CCCCCC"> dead tonight really she</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> was</font> such a nice girl I was such an idiot that's<font color="#E5E5E5"> your line Emmy winner don't you</font> start<font color="#CCCCCC"> Marv</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all right all right took you</font> to museums<font color="#E5E5E5"> and I gave you piano lessons</font> I even had his hair<font color="#CCCCCC"> cut at my beauty</font> parlor<font color="#E5E5E5"> but you still have</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> some of</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> his</font> father<font color="#E5E5E5"> left in him</font> you got the gene moron so how<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> feeling Rey look how cute you</font> are and those little pajamas there huh yeah they got<font color="#CCCCCC"> a little trapdoor in</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the</font> back yeah I'd show you but<font color="#E5E5E5"> I don't want to scare</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">my ass</font> yeah you're opening up whole new worlds <font color="#E5E5E5">to</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> them</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> the world of feet that</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> smells so</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">bad your podiatrist became a</font> proctologist the world of feet that<font color="#E5E5E5"> smells so bad</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they make your ass complain</font> on him the world of<font color="#CCCCCC"> or a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> got a dressing</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> room</font> bigger than mine<font color="#E5E5E5"> so I</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gotta get</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> one just</font> as big as him or<font color="#E5E5E5"> I won't come to work</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">anymore</font> and the<font color="#CCCCCC"> townspeople rejoiced except</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> for</font> the<font color="#CCCCCC"> giant evil</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cow early brother who was</font> banished from the<font color="#E5E5E5"> kingdom forever</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">because</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> he cried when he pooped</font> well back it up<font color="#E5E5E5"> a little it cries what</font> he<font color="#CCCCCC"> foods all right</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Oh</font> look at that yeah never has something<font color="#CCCCCC"> beautiful come out</font> of something's ass I tried to make<font color="#CCCCCC"> them sensitive</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> don't</font> start mom just because<font color="#E5E5E5"> you have a big</font> gay following<font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font> either our garage leaks<font color="#CCCCCC"> or in the middle</font> of<font color="#E5E5E5"> night I peed on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a snow tire</font> actually we're<font color="#CCCCCC"> on our way to go bowling</font> but<font color="#E5E5E5"> Erica wanted to meet the kids</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">they're even</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> cuter than you said well</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">that's because they take out to their</font> uncle Robert<font color="#E5E5E5"> except you like spanking</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right</font> is that what you want 42 years of<font color="#CCCCCC"> doing</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">in the</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> bathroom</font> look there's a way to fix<font color="#E5E5E5"> this but</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you're gonna have to grow a</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> mustache</font> would you listen<font color="#E5E5E5"> to me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I got an apology</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">do you have any idea what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> that means</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> I</font> mean the whole balance<font color="#E5E5E5"> of power shifted</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">oh look there's a way to fix this but we</font> have<font color="#E5E5E5"> to call a guy named</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Vinny</font> would you listen<font color="#E5E5E5"> to me she</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you got it I hope you got five more</font> look there's a way<font color="#E5E5E5"> to fix</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this you have</font> to learn your lines <font color="#CCCCCC">there's something</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> about your father</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> know is this the three nipple</font> story there's something<font color="#E5E5E5"> about your</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">father</font> you don't know he's<font color="#E5E5E5"> got one of</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> those red</font> butts like<font color="#CCCCCC"> I saw in the zoo</font> there's something<font color="#E5E5E5"> about your father</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> you</font> don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> know when he pees and whistles</font> maybe if we did more stuff together we come up with<font color="#E5E5E5"> something</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> to say to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> each</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">other</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay really yeah okay okay so what</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">could we do</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> you know together well I've</font> always<font color="#E5E5E5"> enjoyed the hey get me</font> that's the money I'm shaking the<font color="#E5E5E5"> money</font> right there I<font color="#E5E5E5"> mean</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> maybe I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know if</font> we did more<font color="#E5E5E5"> no maybe I really yeah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> okay</font> okay so so what<font color="#E5E5E5"> could we do you know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">together hmm</font> I've always<font color="#E5E5E5"> been very partial to</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">they said get alive did you tell him</font> that<font color="#CCCCCC"> I was a</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> movie producer yeah I do a</font> lot<font color="#CCCCCC"> of independents</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Oh</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Nance</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> s101</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> this one's not accurate</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">enough flip over</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">all</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> right let me see</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> regrets</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> hmm well</font> quite<font color="#CCCCCC"> a menu</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> where shall I start how</font> about your height not being in proportion<font color="#CCCCCC"> to your genitals</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">and well last time I get dressed with</font> you <font color="#E5E5E5">okay let's see regrets hmm quite a menu</font> where shall I start<font color="#E5E5E5"> how about that noise</font> you make when<font color="#E5E5E5"> you</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">burro</font> let's see<font color="#E5E5E5"> regrets hmm quite a menu where</font> shall I<font color="#CCCCCC"> start</font> how about can't feel your hands you know what I've done my line you<font color="#CCCCCC"> say</font> what you want everybody else got to go<font color="#E5E5E5"> okay I'm going</font> let's see<font color="#E5E5E5"> regrets hmm by the menu</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> gursha</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">Lister about the haircut not funny</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">I shot what</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> I have to be for</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> it to</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> be in</font> proportion I was joking all right don't<font color="#E5E5E5"> worry about</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm no hero either we</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> just I don't</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> know</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">Deborah</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> a month</font> hey<font color="#CCCCCC"> but beanie oh oh this is wonderful</font> oh I love<font color="#E5E5E5"> you okay is it what ray</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">nothing</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> no</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> way good thing in this room</font> my penis is gonna look huge <font color="#CCCCCC">funny hat</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">I'm trying to spice up</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> the scene</font> <font color="#CCCCCC">No</font> hi I'm Phil you like me most<font color="#CCCCCC"> eyebrows sure great</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> all</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">right I'll get the car</font> hey you know maybe you guys<font color="#CCCCCC"> should might</font> go<font color="#E5E5E5"> without me</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> cuz I'm</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> not feeling too</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">good</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">okay then come on</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> Deborah let's go okay</font> what's the matter<font color="#CCCCCC"> eight</font><font color="#E5E5E5"> do you feel like</font> you have a sore throat<font color="#CCCCCC"> I think it might</font> be<font color="#E5E5E5"> in my</font><font color="#CCCCCC"> throat</font> <font color="#E5E5E5">you</font>
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Channel: han003
Views: 5,175,184
Rating: 4.7571373 out of 5
Keywords: Deleted, Scenes, Season, Everybody, Loves, Raymond, Ray, Debra, Marie, Frank, Robert, Phil, Rosethal, Funny, Blooper, Reel, Comedy, Laugh, mistake, TV, series, Barone, Romano
Id: mBtko5BURH4
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Length: 14min 40sec (880 seconds)
Published: Sat Nov 13 2010
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