The Hollywood Squares (1972)

hey welcome back to an evening of X's and O's is the Hollywood Squares marathon continues now in this next episode taped in October of 1972 Paul Lin gets a little frisky upon a question on airline procedures making it an instant classic and joining Paul our we have the very funny Mel Brooks Michael Landon Vincent Price just to name a few so take a look and I think you'll enjoy it one of these stars is sitting in the secret square and the contestant who picks it first could win a prize package worth over $2,000 which star is it Michael Landon he grants red pox Vincent Price while he comes Mel Brooks then the day yard or all is all in the Hollywood Squares and here is a master of the Hollywood Squares here Marc mega very much anyway he's a very good evening welcome to the Hollywood Squares hello stars go ahead attack the jacket folks Amell York first comment yes mr. interlocutor hahaha that's it I read with your your code and Michael we could go out I got a great name for the act stumping stumping haha are miss circle this evening is Karen Myers welcome to the Hollywood Squares Karen thank you nice round of applause for my buddy there is off-white mother with you are married to a general manager of a car lot yes there's a lot yeah yes well we wish you'd like this yes yeah uh uh mr. X is Ken Smith hi again nice to see you again Smith ken is a teacher and water polo coach married to a teacher they have a young daughter and we have a commercial word or two or three and we'll return and play a sequence square game worth over $2,300 role either across up another diagonally it is up to them to figure out of the Stars give me a correct answer making one up top so they get the squares every game completed is worth $250 in the person who is most cash tonight well win a brand new car in addition in our first two games they play for a secret square mr. Williams and circle starts a secret square which includes this handsomely styled sofa by kraler one of the world's largest makers of upholstered furniture performance tested fabrics deep-seated comfort from kraler and a certificate to Dairy Queen let's all go to the Dairy Queen where the whole family can enjoy America's favorite sundaes delicious shakes and other frozen treats and from Brunswick the fabulous Dunham home billiard table one of the finest made it's fun for the whole family by Brunswick plus a complete line of his and her cosmetics makeup in skincare products from band of Beauty counselors division of dart industry and Kimble swinger organ amazing new feature the Entertainer makes beginner sound like an experienced musician play a simple one finger melody and select rhythm a company of your choice from Kimble piano and organ company so the whole money it's the secrets question of the stars are brief before the show to help them with their bluffs carat I understand you won the toss backstage a good start ee boy the one and only Paul Lin the one and only thank mister only true or false some airlines now give you a thorough frisking before permitting you to board the plane all rights any reason I fly Rick frisking on the body yeah some airlines a thorough frisky auntie I'll be honest you know it's like we had a question about you know why celebrities what is the frit you know we always get the tables they always pass me through they don't I've never seen actual body searching I I think that's false I disagree oh it's true it's true with a circle can you turn one please you are in Africa and you hear a deep roar like a lion's is it possible you just heard the voice of an ostrich I I resemble Vincent Price Thank You Wally I think you do too you hear a deep roar like a lion is it possible you just heard the voice of an ostrich yeah oh yes I thought I heard an ostrich he said yes it is yes they sound very much like a lion and so you watch yourself then we have an Xterra circling guarantee sure it's beautiful d creams I'm uh you what to Lee grant yes hi Lee hi according to Cosmopolitan do you read cosmopolitan okay but according to them it has been described by one expert as the art of relaxation another calls at the oldest-known system for health and happiness what is it probably an Eastern um an Eastern way of relaxing such as the Zen things of the yoga or Tara I disagree yes you're good then we can't accept that so we put an X there can I break for you uh Rose Marie please roll why do they always go uh Rose Marie well the lovely Rose me that's right again can rosemarie okay love it uh uh hey give me that that's lovely Doug kid listen row all right no let up please we must move along here these people have to win cash and prizes according to Dear Abby yeah is there a law that can force a man to marry a woman yes and I think it's called a mother the mother-in-law that's cute yeah but is there a law that can force a man to marry a woman is there a law that can force a man you mean legitimately law that kind of woman for some man gee I don't know that takes in a lot of territory um I would say somewhere there's got to be a law that would force a man to marry said yes I'll agree no nowhere at all no no the circle oh we can't you again I'm sorry yes it is really Queens no Lee is already chosen that's okay can see if one of those meetings there's a simple square up there right uh-huh I go to visit price that's maybe a good move all right I you're a fly I certainly yeah will you be will you more likely be hit if someone swats a little ahead of you or a little behind you or my little behind huh I did a picture called the fly one since Brett Halsey I remember that Artie and I was in the web and I was going to tell me he'll remember that for the funniest movies I've ever really real to me where you wanna say I was more likely be hit if someone swats a little ahead of you or a little behind you a little I had on me ahead of you uh once my pain you're a fly will you be more likely to be hitting someone swats a little ahead of you are little behind you he's a little ahead of you I disagree no behind you science digest suggests aiming slightly behind a fly because it usually goes a little bad back where's before taking to the air isn't that sweet I was a surgeon can your turn Linda day George Chris Richard Burton once played the film role of a defrocked clergyman who wound up giving tours in Mexico what was the title of the film oh good night of the iguana night of the iguana absolutely right absolutely right and you have the block can super swear hey Nicky your hen has just laid a white egg now is it likely that the next one will be brown yeah yeah and that goes the chicken ranch in other words if your hem lays white eggs does it lay solely white eggs or does it also labor on it no no the Hin has nothing to do it the color well will ya we need a yes or no on this let me try the okay here now get your hand is just later whitey I got the question is it likely that the gnome will be brown he said no I think it should be brown oh no we need a yes or no love you understand let me try it again your head is just like a white egg is it likely that the next one will be brown he said no I disagree it is no certain breed breeds lay certain colors and we put an X there it is your turn again Michael Landon not the secret square but 250 dollars according to Playboy what is the minimum number of sets uh let me try that again according to playboy what is the minimum number of sets of underwear a man should have in his wardrobe eight twelve or sixteen Jewish Paul would let us have underwear just to start out with uh helmet eight eight twelve or sixteen minimum amount minimum amount of underwear set so underwear no man should ever zetz yeah I'll ask Todd that's go sure I won't even wearing one parrot attack yeah uh Gee I don't know I'd say eight eight I don't know I'll say he's right I'll say he's wrong it's 12s circle gets the square if your turn Garin Mel Brooks that's not only for $250 but a $2,000 secret square special envelope now listen carefully in 1962 Gregory Peck won an Oscar for his role in the film To Kill a Mockingbird what did he play in that movie a doctor a lawyer or a teacher he was a lawyer he was a lawyer I don't see them it was a lawyer say yes why yes please you wanna I want you to win the secret square he was a lawyer he was really I wouldn't flute mm he was a lawyer say lawyer say a lawyer agree guess what I don't know he was a lawyer right can you have $150 in cash plus the sofa the bigger table the cosmetics the swinger argue whether the $2,000 we're going to have another sequel Square game am i right Shetty run the runner absolutely right yes all right we'll have a commercial first steam is showing secret square prices gas and X starts the secret Square game worth over $2,000 first a $1,000 gift certificate from the famous beagle catalog company over 50,000 quality items providing value selection economy Spiegel Chicago six oh six oh nine and there it is a pedigree you've got to see it Oh George nard Polly Oh beautiful it's from dr. pet center's pet specialists coast-to-coast all pets pet care and feeding products and clean bright modern facilities and lollipops the pet treat the dogs and cats love feed your dog lollipops now in four flavors beef liver chicken regular lollipops and year-round cooking on a charm go gasp world real outdoor flavor no lighter fluid ashes or mess no waiting either plus a soft charm glow gas light charm glow products Antioch Illinois and per the first power detangler invented to help stop split ends before they split new from Gillette and then we'll fly to Las Vegas for a week stay at the Union Plaza Hotel newest in Las Vegas one of the world's largest casinos garage showroom lounges gourmet rooms pool 504 rooms it's your play at the Plaza but I show the home what is the secret square in this game I know that Ken will start this wrong all-in please Gene Kelly gee Kelly said recently I'll be pleased if it comes back it's really a form of courtship what was he referring to his hair hey I'll be pleased if it comes back this is according to Jim Kelly it's really a form of courtship what was he referring to if it really comes back as a form of corn shock courtship uh I would say uh a movies movies I'll agree no ballroom dancing ballroom dancing with a circle Karen a break for you yeah terrifying pussycat it's a prize oh listen carefully Vinny right or wrong yes right or wrong yes the most common name in the world is Wong wo ng I may be wrong but I think you're wonderful agency she called me a terrifying pussycat yes I know how can I pull myself together is the most common name in the world Wang wo ng Anna May Wong I used to know her very well I would think it probably is I do Chu yes yes that's interesting well the circle Dan your thing Oh George I was watching my beauty secret square these sixteenth amendment to the Constitution gives Congress the power to do something that most people don't especially like what is that tap phone lines pack phone lines I would disagree no Levy and collect income taxes which is even worse with an ex Karen go right ahead y'all so serious in here I take Molly Cox and Napoleon said Napoleon said six hours for men seven hours for women and eight for idiots what was he referring to hey do you really think that I can fill her shoes I don't know Wallis but Napoleon said this yeah six hours for men seven hours for women and eight hours for idiots what was he referring to uh beddy-bye uh-huh baek-mae biz that's right sleep very good with another circle can you turn red that'll be good yeah it's also worth over $2,000 special envelope everybody listen carefully read to you sir one of the world's most famous operas was written for the opening of the Suez Canal in 1871 was it Aida Carmen or Don Giovanni 1871 was written for the opening of the Suez Canal Aida Carmen or Don Giovanni hmm did you repeat that one more time one of the world's most famous operas was written for the opening of the Suez Canal in 1871 was it Aida was it Carmen or was it Don Giovanni uh Aida Aida she had one out of three out I'll say I disagree oh he's right oh I'm sorry I'm sorry well no we're sorry oh yeah not you where's asked by Verdi yes and so we can't put a circle there you were going for the odds and it didn't work out so Karen you'll have to earn the third circle yourself don't waste it beautiful Michael Lang did you say onion ice yo yo there's an old tradition moving along musically there's an old tradition that horses will never throw a certain type of woman what kind according to a tradition yeah that horses will never throw a certain type of woman a woman that weighs more than they do pregnant woman a pregnant woman oh well I disagree it's pregnant yes this belief however has been discounted by many pregnant women so watch for the Nexen you're back in it my friend again no Brooks please for $250 in a tie game it is considered the grandest monument to the genius of ancient Rome engineering what is it Carlo pontes elevate his shoes they went for 15 years and raised him up so he could kiss Sophia Loren on the mouth this the greatest structure the grandest monument to the genius of ancient Roman engineering it is considered that what is it look it would have to be the Colosseum the Colosseum tap Dominicans I'll agree that's right two hundred and fifty dollars against mr. square that means we're going to pause for a commercial where the two will return and play another game sketch it during the show gets a special bonus prize Ken and it's the 73 Vega rides comfortably corners flat steers and operates easily the economy hatchback Vega coupe it's a deadly if a show should end in the middle of a game we'll add $50 to our players for each square they have on the board and we'll play the game until we hear the buzzer and if one contestant has selected a star when that buzzer rings then we'll complete his or her turn just got this round Karen Oh Pauline I fall do psychiatrist consider it abnormal for a bride to cry a lot during the first few weeks of her marriage yes or no why not they mind their own business I think you know not from my experience but I hear they do cry a lot it is no it's very normal in fact with the circle kenya turn no if we located if we located a neanderthal man who happened to be still uh alive could he be taught to speak english in the end earth or man and he and earth old man now well we in Deval park my gosh you know I was back there Dan way back I'm not talking Georgia I'm going I'm saying way back I knew when the endeth old man short with bandy legs I said I taught him how to talk I taught him three whites I told him cave woman and rock ah he married a rock actual mom it would be fair to impossible because the caveman made a few primitive yes I know we did yesterday no no he had not the equipment to tie grief uh Neanderthal man had no pharynx and was capable only grunts and other ape-like nor the Nexen carrying your turn okay cincin we're all familiar with the famous Gilbert and Sullivan operetta The Mikado but just what is a Mikado picado is a an emperor of japan kara okay right okay well then circle game George please a male singer Linda a male singer with a tenor voice is called a tenor what is a woman with a tenor voice called an alto disagree no a tenor she is also called a tenor with an ex Karen your turn not written on the block here you have a date for the girl alfresco where did the two of you spend the evening and Al frescoes oh we spent the evening at her place at her place hmm okay no outside al fresco means outdoors we can't put the next heir Ken you'll have to earn that yourself to Michael Lannon for five hundred dollars according to Dear Abby is it a good idea to ask a stranger where he bought his toupee yes or no uh stupid question is it a good idea after and a stranger we're a stranger there no I don't think so I agree a close friend maybe but not a stranger X gets the square $500 we're gonna clear the board believe every every square is worth $50 so Karen you'll start panning Paul according to Reverend Billy Graham there is a price to be paid for every miracle and blessing we receive and the minimum requirement is what five is what five $10 so that means that the buzzer is sounded and time is up but we must finish this question so Paul I'll go back to you according to Reverend Billy Graham there is a price to be paid for every miracle and blessing we receive and the minimum requirement is as thankfulness thankfulness true faith not thankfulness I don't believe we could could we accept thankfulness or Graper there's no faith we put an X there and we add up the scores first of all we have for Karen Myers uh two hundred and fifty dollars and you want our secret square worth over $2,000 yeah we have lovely party gifts for you I hope you enjoyed yourself lawyer lawyer you were delightful we had a lot of fun I said it I and thank you for Karen Myers lady wouldn't she delightful she really was we had a lot of fun thank you do well Ken you lost the secret square you had a shot at that but you used to kept right on going and that means you have five hundred and fifty dollars in cash you are the total cash winner and you have a brand-new Chevrolet Vega sedan my fishes thank you we have two lovely winners and that's always fun I'd like to thank Redd Foxx who stars here on NBC in Sanford and Son always a pleasure lovely Lea grant you look so lovely thank you come and see us so I want you Michael Landon director producer writer actor doesn't wear a tie but he's cute and I make suits a happy Linda day no rope all Vinnie and Wally the Paul in show Peter Marshall on behalf of them and the lovely studio audience this evening wishing you and yours a lovely evening Johnny's here next week thank you these are your friends you need $10,000 to invest in a llama farm no problem go to the prom with you you're a dork and I totally dig it these are your foes you'll have to bear with me anyone little knew of this do me a favor take this bleep please full of books across the border friend or foe it pays to know friend or foe tonight at 10:30 p.m. Eastern only on game show network you

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Views: 422,349

Rating: 4.7719054 out of 5

Keywords: The Hollywood Squares, game show, Peter Marshall, Michael Landon, Lee Grant, Redd Foxx, Vincent Price, Wally Cox, Rose Marie, Mel Brooks, Linda Day George, Paul Lynde

Id: 6NRK6RAXOoA

Length: 23min 25sec (1405 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 30 2012