Parents, When You Overheard Your Son/Daughter Having S3x, How Did You React?

parents have read it if you have ever overheard your son daughter having sex what were your thoughts and did you do anything about it okay so mine is two in one when i was a teen i would sneak over to my gf house and get frisky her bedroom was normally downstairs but her sister moved out and she moved upstairs to the bigger room which just so happened to be next to her parent room none of this really crossed my mind a few days later i'm walking home from work and her dad pulls up to give me a ride he's was a really cool guy and we are laughing and shoot the breeze and he makes a stop at the gas station fills up then gets in the car and hands me some cash then proceeds to say how he knows me and his daughter are boning he isn't gonna try and threaten and scare me as he likes me i'm a good kid and it's what teens do but i dang well better not get her pregnant if we aren't married he assumes we are using protection but to take the cash and go buy some right now for his peace of mind i awkwardly go and buy a box of condoms and get back in the car give him his change then he gives me one more rule i need to help her move the bed away from the wall or i'll be the one replastering it then he went back to bullshitting like nothing happened awkwardly a few weeks later me and my gf are going to edit at like three in the morning and then there is a banging on the wall go to bed yeah no more boning in her room after that especially after i told her about her dad picking me up 25 years later we are married with two kids and we just recently heard our daughter and her bff her bf is a really good kid we've known him since he was a baby went to college with his dad and now work together who also knows the above story her bf just got the same trip to the gas station last weekend i wonder if i had the same mortified look mixed with a bit of pants crapping terror like he did his dad knew the trip was coming and thought it was perfect and he's gonna hit him with it too i kind of hope this becomes a really awkward family tradition i'm the witness brother but one night i got woken up by my brother's gf cursing and heard her leave they had gotten back from a concert late the next day i asked my mom if she knew why my bros gf was soapy off last night she responded gf wasn't here last night i said she most certainly was i heard her cursing as she stormed out so mom thought for a moment before saying then i imagine it's because your brother fell asleep while having sex with her what why would you think that i asked because he's still passed out naked halfway off the bed with the lights on and she just continued folding towels the whole time mums have seen it all and have such a bossness attitude about this stuff fantastic i remember the first time i brought a girl home the next day my mother thanked me for doing the thing silently and not having loud sex it wasn't particularly intentional my girlfriend at the time and myself just were pretty quiet during sex actually the girlfriend i had after that was a screamer and it freaked me out the first time we had sex together ha same with me first time caught me off guard she's my wife now my mother-in-law is a doctor we lived with them when i got engaged to her daughter till we could move into our own house one day we didn't think she was home and we banged in our living room private area walled off from the main living room her mom heard the whole thing we didn't know until later when we were in the kitchen and she comes walking in she says i couldn't help overhear you guys and don't worry it's okay but i have to ask if you're okay it sounded very painful and sometimes that can be an indication you might have to get this my wife cut her off with oh my god it was good it wasn't painful please stop it was the most awkward time i can remember about living there your mother-in-law is a doctor first and foremost for the number of times i heard and saw my parents do it i sure as heck expect them to be accepting when it is my turn don't have kids but i know my parents overheard the first time i brought a girl home couldn't have been quiet as the sofa was moved across the room didn't help the next morning when i went downstairs and my mum asked what her name was i asked why she wants to know and my mum replies i just want to know who the knickers belong to that i found down the side of the sofa i'm victoria victoria secret my children now emancipated young adults who live out of state moved out of their dads as soon as they could usually a couple months before graduation my oldest got a two-bedroom apartment and my second child also a daughter moved in with her and i also stay at the apartment on an air mattress in the living room for second child's graduation from high school and the boyfriend is sleeping over that night as he's there regularly anyway then i hear the noises as i'm on my laptop i put on my noise net with my earbuds and yet still i couldn't drown out the noises fast forward to my youngest graduation this past june i'm again staying at my oldest apartment the second moved out into her own apartment with a friend and oldest's new boyfriend moved in not long after younger sister moved out i hear again the noises in both cases i pretty much acted normal and while sipping my beloved coffee started mimic their moans to how good the coffee is watching the embarrassment flush over their faces respectively priceless i'm going to visit them this weekend this time i'm going to stay in my son and his girlfriend's apartment i'm hoping the coffee isn't that good but ready if it is parent found not me and not technically banging but an ex of mine had a fun story she started dating a senior in her junior year and they stayed together when he went to college the next year it was only an hour or so away during that year she would routinely sneak out after bedtime get her car out drive to cr spend the night with him and come home before her parents woke up they never caught her or said anything years later after she graduated college she lived with her parents for the summer before grad school mid-summer the garage door broke so her dad replaced it with a more modern model and was showing her how it worked when he finished he looked at her with a wink and said oh and see this one is much quieter not the parent but when i was in high school i had snuck over to my girlfriend's house and we were quite happy doing the naked tussle on the floor in her bedroom the door starts to open and i fly under her bed so now she's bare butt naked on the floor as her dad opens the door to ask her something so he's like you hh are you okay and she says yeah my back hurts and he just closes the door i can't imagine that he was so naive but still what a sight to walk it on my dad walked in on me getting a bj my gf was under the blanket and he opened the door to my room to tell me dinner was ready he clearly knows what's happening and goes you have five minutes and glared at me disapprovingly another time gf and i had the house alone during high school and had sex in the living room i went to the bathroom took of the condom washed up and we left to meet some friends mom texts me and goes glad you guys are being safe i threw the condom you left on the sink away please be more thoughtful next time not parent good plumber when i moved home from college i started dating a girl we had sex in my my room frequently which was connected to a common bathroom i used to just toss the condoms and flush them over time the toilet started flushing very gently and slowly failing at being a toilet i had an inkling of what the problem was my dad called the plumber after initial point of insulation he finally went outside to look at and drain some reservoir outside under a little concrete cylinder i watched from the window knowingly he had a look of disgusted what i can only imagine were dozens of used slimy potentially crap-covered condoms i watched this man reflect on his career choice he came in after all was said and done and told my father the issue had been remedied i stood my behind my father as he asked what the issue was the plumber looked at me glad and like a total freaking bro just said sometimes things just get backed up and handed dad a clipboard not me but my dad overheard my brother and his girlfriend at the time doing it my dad and mom were going through a divorce at the time and all he said was it's not fair my mother heard me having sex at a party once while she held my sister's hair in the adjoining bathroom as she puked from too many shots we keep it classy round here i wasn't the parent in the situation it was my dad walking in on me and my soul at the time my dad is really understanding and supportive so when he walked in i freaked out in embarrassment rather than fear but i guess my dad was just shocked because he proceeded to ask me the question he was coming in my room for and waited for me to answer it was the most awkward 10 seconds of my life i finally said i don't know and he said well can you come talk to me when you're not so busy my relationship with my so didn't last much longer after that but it's cool she was a bee i can flip it around i heard my dad and my stepmom banging two years ago in september i took a late shower got out and heard a lot of creaking from their room about 10 feet away from the bathroom i just kinda stood there for a while since i didn't want to disturb them making them think it was their daughter waking up i accidentally moved into floorboard creek so they knew someone was there after a while they stopped i said semi-quietly night guys and my dad replied night name while laughing to himself three months later my stepmom is pregnant again i don't know what's weirdest between saying i want to die when i hear see my parents having sex and i stood ever listening waiting as they finished i'm not a parent but i've had this happen to me i'm from the us was in an ldr with a british chick we met up two summers in a row then one year i went to her place we're banging one night and apparently her dad woke up and went down to the kitchen and heard us her room is above the kitchen i found out the next day when we went out to dinner and when i say we i mean me my gf her parents her younger sister two aunts an uncle and two cousins who were under four years old also they're all portuguese first generation in the uk so they're all speaking portuguese and start laughing and i'm just quietly sitting there when my gf's sister leans over and says to me an earthquake row wasn't until afterwards that my gf told me her dad thought there was an earthquake happening when he went down to the kitchen the previous night until he realized what he was actually hearing awkward luckily they were cool about it but yay take pride my friend your rampant lovemaking was mistaken for an earthquake you must have a very powerful thrust for a few seconds my ex-girlfriend's mom heard her and i going at it one late night i know because i woke up to a voicemail on my phone from her yelling at me for waking her up by fricking her daughter needless to say next time i saw her i was rather embarrassed not exactly but pretty on topic me and my then girlfriend were trying to find good cover for sex noises when people were home her mom started working out to her richard simone's video sweating to the oldies in the living room and it sort of became a regular pairing they never noticed we told her dad a few years ago and he laughed his butt off but now cool and the gang's celebrations is strangely arousing the first time i brought my then girlfriend home my whole family was home too but i didn't care and she didn't know we banged and had to shower after when we went downstairs my whole family was in the kitchen probably because it was louder on first floor and i introduced her to them that was really awkward her hair was still wet and she wasn't walking normally my family never said anything about it coma wasn't walking normally jesus what the frick did you do to her here is what my dad did about it a few weeks ago background my boyfriend and i only get to see each other about once a week and are rarely in the same room together with a bed so when it does happen i get pretty loud because i'm sex starved so i was in the car with my dad and he was picking me up from work and he said to me what happened last night i don't want a repeat of that again you know what i'm talking about and i won't mention it again but have some discretion and wait until your mother and i are out of the living room the walls are thin in this house and you know it i found it pretty funny and i felt bad for my dad who doesn't get to have sex anymore and also got banned from watching p poor guy but at the same time it works out fine for me and my mental health d parents here two daughters one son in one case quite unaware elder daughter was even home let alone with anyone opened her door to put clean laundry on end of bed to find her a stride current boyfriend coughed put basket on floor shut door since she was 19 being safe said nothing at all about it just a salient reminder to us to always knock first never overheard son but neither daughter was particularly discreet younger one down the hall you could almost time them which was kind of funny wasn't annoying never seemed to last long was tempted to yell it's a record first time they went past 20 minutes but even i'm not that evil obligatory not a parent but got a tale to tell i was staying at the house of my ex gf at the time for a wedding in their family i should mention that this is a really religious family after the wedding we drunk a lot danced a lot got pretty frisky so when we got back we snuck into her room and started having some fun we're experimenting a bit when her mom starts hammering on the door gf was still in her gorgeous brights made dress and i was still in a tuxedo which was just as well because i could remove all four of the fingers of mine that were buried in various holes and look innocent before her mom stormed in had a conversation with the highly suspicious woman for a couple of mins with my hands behind my back the mood was totally ruined and i excused myself to the bathroom i had to walk across the whole house past other members of her family to wash all the mess off my hands in a sink i don't know if the mom found out what we were doing but she didn't really like me colon three so i'll post for my parents like everybody else mom and her husband were visiting for a weekend ex used to get really frisky the day or two before her period started and the weekend just happened to line up we intentionally moved to the floor to avoid any squeaks and thought we were pretty quite at a brunch place the next morning my mom looks to my ex and say how do you have the energy to stay up all night like that i feel bad for you my boys got so much stamina brunch was kinda tense after that plus daffok was mom listening at the door x drew blood that night biting my shoulder to keep quiet i'm having lunch with my mom tomorrow maybe i should get her thoughts on that time she heard me and my gf now wife banging in the basements for two hours while super intoxicated we'll report back reporting back sorry to disappoint everyone that she gave me the whole first name middle name in a disappointed tone and then change the subject please do well my mom has housed me and two of my cousins the first time sex was overheard by my cousin and his gf we were discussing something later tonight since neither of us could sleep then i just pause and make a blank face cause i hear his over-dramatic girlfriend screaming his name through the vent after my mom asks what's wrong she just covers her ears once she catches the sounds and i had my ex over plenty of times and we've woken her up to our arguments so i'm pretty sure she heard us having sex a few times as well and who knows what she's heard from my female cousin who stays in the room right next to her and went through a phase of bringing over my mom deserves a trophy i was staying at my uncle's trailer during summer vacation during college my cousin who is a junior an awkward nerd like most of my family excluding my uncle brings home this sweet girl who we had met at a party that night i played wingmen for him anyway we come back that night i crashed on the couch a little inebriated him and the girl go to bed well my uncle hears us and comes into the living room he and i are shooting the bull while he is getting a drink when we hear my cousin not the girl start moaning in the telltale bumping squeaking of the making of love me and him start making jokes and stuff my cousin gets much louder still haven't heard the girl my uncle a large 300 pound hillbilly clad in his resplendent whitey tighties says oh come on son walks over to the room slaps open the door and says hey girl's name it's a small town boy she is supposed to be the one making all the dang noise not you what are you doing stunned silence except for a shriek and a gurgling surprise noise well if you ain't gonna do it right i can show you get out what the heck dad well just trying to help ain't gotta get all [ __ ] girl's name you're welcome to breakfast in the morning walks back to me scratching himself dang boy needs to read that karma sutra and walks off to bed i fell off the couch laughing the girl is laughing she knew my uncle my cousin is pee as heck funniest night of my life aftermath she stayed for breakfast which was hilarious and awkward for my cousin turns out that was his virgin experience we laugh about it now my brother and his girlfriend were having loud sex in his room mostly hormoning so my dad wrote about it on facebook for all of our family and friends to read gladly my two young ones are too young still once my daughter asked me if i am bored and implored me to say yes that she asked me why i don't go to the bedroom to do the sex with mommy someone didn't get to play her ipad that evening my mother once walked into my room while my ex and i were at it asking us if everything was okay never doing that to my kids ha my mom knows we have sex so she likes to ask me about it and tell us both to be quiet and stay safe thanks thanks mom as long as they are of legal age i trust them to do it responsibly and would not mind my main thought would probably be oh crap if we can hear them they are probably able to hear us have sex we can oh god we can i'm not a parent but i have a story about one time my whole family overheard my brother doing the deed my brother brought home this girl one time when he was a senior in high school this is like 4pm when they get there they go into his room and within a half hour this girl starts moaning like a banshee from the bedroom we all awkwardly ignore it's going on it ends after roughly a half hour fast forward to around 630 and my dad gets home from work we sit at the table and start eating supper my dad is midway to his mouth with a fork full of food and the wildebeest noise starts up again my dad stops in his tracks and has the most p off look on his face stays frozen like that for like a minute and then continues to eat no one said a word the whole dinner once the girl left my brother got his butt beat for pulling crap like that needless to say that girl never came back over my brother got his butt beat so did the girl by the sounds of it to aware ai not parent but in a past relationship me and my ex gels were in my bedroom just hitting up the thing and i was no worried about my parents to enter my room even my door was broken and i could not even close it entirely i had to put something heavy to mount in the door at least almost closed i knew anyway that my parent would respect our intimacy and they would not even have interest of hearing anything so me and a hot girl doing it when suddenly my father entered in the room like rambo went to my desktop and took the duct tape then he left the room leaving the doorknob almost closed me and my ex were freezed by what happened my father explanation i needed duct tape so i took it i was a teenager and her parents had just left for vacation naturally i walked in as soon as they drove away commence a five-minute bum rush intense sex session and it's the first time in months we don't have to be quiet so i'm walking downstairs to get to something to drink and i'm not paying attention so i just be bopping downstairs i walk right up to her parents in the living room but but naked my dong is still hard with condom on was hard locked eyes with her daddy and ice where i heard that noise miss pacman made when she dies all i uttered was a high before i took off out the back door i made it to a pay phone remember the days and had my mom come pick me up while i waited naked in a dumpster till a lot of people need to learn the value of sound insulation you could fire a freaking cannon in our master bedroom and the rest of the house wouldn't hear it this is such a pretentious story but it's gotta be told i was sailing on a yacht with my grandfather and father over a break from college once a few years back we stopped for the night by this island jost van dijk and after dinner i went to shore to hang out and drink at the local bar there were maybe 50 people alive on this entire island all i had was a credit card in the bartender in italy said no to my drink order because there was 50 dollar minimum i told him no problem and proceeded to get s-faced somehow i attracted not one but two women and after making out with both of them on shore managed to convince them to come back to the boat that my dad and granddad were sleeping on so i proceed to have a threesome on this yacht in this beautiful bay down in the british virgin islands about halfway through my dad must have woken up because i see his head pop up in the stairwell to the cockpit at one point somehow the girls didn't notice him but i did and we made this very talentling eye contact where he basically shook his head and disgust and walked back down into the ship the next morning my grandad couldn't stop pulling brunette hairs off the otherwise impeccably white boat exclaiming how some sort of mermaid must have made it on board overnight cue death stare from my father good time though would do it again for sure it's amazing what money can do for you my son had brought a girl home for the first time and i being the protective dad i am pulled him into the living room and asked him quite a few questions about her what her parents did what area she lived in grades etc you know just to get an idea of whether or not she was a good person well after i was satisfied i let him do his thing and they went back into his room this is where the story turns i went into the room to call my son and the girl for dinner and i heard muffled noises of oh crap and frick i get suspicious and slam the door open to see my son balls deep inside this girl i get extremely angry and start to walk towards him he tries to crawl off the bed and the girl is sitting there petrified i leap on the bed and grab his leg as he's falling off i start pulling his leg just like i am yours i secretly hope that the ending would be dad breaking out a set of jumper cables finally we'd get the other side of the story if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video so bye for now

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Length: 24min 42sec (1482 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 26 2021