Parents, What Are Some Things Your Child Does That Is Kinda Fricked Up?

parents of Reddit what are some things your child does that is kind of freaked up my 4 years old daughter refers to people as humans I know it's technically correct but hearing her say something like look at those humans over there they're riding bikes or that human wave that me is unnerving my husband thinks it's hilarious so occasionally he'll do the same thing your child was a superior life-form that reincarnated into a petty human carmoza be my kid and her friends had a pet ladybug on the school playground for a couple of days in a row they will come out for recess and was sure they were playing with the same ladybug whether they were or weren't they thought it was the same bug one day they came out in the bug was dead or they found a dead ladybug whatevs so they decided to make a memorial and bury the blood beneath a rock and a leaf from a nearby bush seriously in the process of picking the bug corpse up to take it to its grave a gust of wind came along and blew it away they couldn't find the body so they found another ladybug killed it and buried it in the grave that took a pretty dark turn my two-year-old son insists on licking his shoes but only the sides not the top or the bottom both every time he puts them on takes them off as well as when he enters exits a building we try to stop him really but sometimes crap happens sounds like that could be a nun CD tendancy my son had an imaginary set of parents that were far superior drove a better car had a better house let him have dessert even if he didn't eat his vegetables when he got mad at us he would always talk about how much better his other parents were even went so far as to draw map to their house in art class during kindergarten I got some strange looks from teachers that year I finally got fed up when he kept proclaiming they would be here any minute to rescue him from eating peas and made him sit in front of the house and wait he gave up after two hours and never mentioned them again maybe you were kidnapped by the other parents and he had to rescue you from where you were trapped in a snow globe and you just don't remember he talks to the corner of the living room sometimes I think he's talking to his shadow my husband and I jokingly still make the sign of the Cross though you know for reasons mine randomly speaks in a British accent given that she is born and bred in the Nick metro area the fact that she has no relatives teachers or friends that are British has never been outside the Nick area and that it follows no pattern I can determine I well don't know what to think really other people asked me about it and I blame it on a TV show truth is I have no idea and it is beginning to creep me out a bit one of my children at work wrote a note to one of the lesser liked teachers that said dear trash boat you are a trash boat and everyone knows it you should be ashamed of yourself this is the best thing I've read in this thread whispers sh HHH mommy there is somebody behind you three years of age my daughter would have very specific insults for the other children from a young age when she was about 11 or 12 if she was talking about a mean girl at school she'd say I hope she grows up and gets trapped in a loveless marriage or I hope you get pressured into donating an organ to an estranged family member don't know how she thought of these things or where she heard them but the best was when we were called to the office of her school because she told some kid when you old and sick your children will pretend they're too busy to visit you bonus to her brother when she was 14 if you touch my hairdryer again while I pray to Jesus every night to give you an allergy to your own semen honestly your daughter sounds freaking hilarious I'm kinda hoping she decides to do stand-up or something my twin boys were around 4-5 at bath time one stuck a shampoo bottle without laid on his dong apparently was hard enough that one laughing spun the bottle on his young hard-on I laughed so hard I had to leave the bathroom came back and the other boy was spinning the bottle while they both laughed had to regain composure and tell them to quit freaking savages your sons are hilarious oh man I work in childcare and have some great responses one had a 4y oh girl who would purposely pee her pants take them off and throw them at the teachers when she got mad two had a 2y oh boy who would be playing nicely then look at another kid and do this weird head tilt while his expression went all glazed then do something like kick the other kid in the face or smash then with a wooden block three had a 2y oh girl who would sit bolt upright from nap every day at exactly 1:00 p.m. every single day did not matter when she fell asleep noises anything built-in alarm clock for had a 3y oh boy who ate crayons no idea why if this kid got anywhere near a crayon he would have it swallowed before you could blink had colorful Pope's five I had a one y ou girl who made the noise from The Grudge would just sit there and make that weird rattling gasping sound freaked me out six-one y oh girl who ate hair any hair off the floor she found dog hair at home she'd rip out her own and eat it it was gross that's all I can't think of off the top of my head kids are freaking weird they make believe they're making YouTube reviews of their toys especially a fun packaging for the first time I'll hear from their bedroom hey guys today we're going to talk about my son pretends to be filming YouTube videos when he plays minercraft as soon as he starts playing he'll begin his intro hello everybody and welcome to mini craft videos today we're going to be my younger brother and sister like to torture bees they pick them up and tear their legs off and drown them I make them stop when I'm around but I'm not always with them they are both sadists don't have empathy for anyone but themselves my brother has repeated to me how much he wants to kill people regularly makes comments on how much he wants to crush babies heads will bite me Phil no reason when I asked him why he just bit me he said he had a strong urge to do so my 18 mo hits people in the face and immediately apologizes by petting the same face he just hit I think your child might be a cat not a parent but there are a few things I did that were freaked up as a child one I didn't like this female driver who picked me up from kindergarten to drive to daycare so I made up false rumors about her to get her in trouble I told my parents that she insulted me and called me stupid even though she never did learned was nothing but nice to me my parents reported her and she got in trouble - my dad frequently made me angry as a child and still does currently he also had severe anger issues and would punish me over small things one day I was just so angry that I thought about chopping him up I picked up the butcher knife from the kitchen and approached him luckly I never did I put the knife back where it was and no one got hurt though I did got told off three when my parents were discussing about how China's population was causing a lot of issues I suggested that we kill people in China then because I thought it was the logical solution to the causes population I got a lecture afterwards about how genocide isn't right we are Chinese the last three words made me laugh oh oh oh I have a story for this okay she's not my child but it was still flicked up my mom was friends with this woman who had two older girls 14-15 and a young daughter 6-8 I'd actually babysat a younger one on occasion and on the surface she seemed okay she had Barbie dolls like most little girls except she would hang them with rope around their necks she would hang them from the taps in the bath in her bedroom and from the stair banister she would give my mom drawings that were giant demonic rabbits dripping with blood and killing things she was such an odd child maybe she was just a fan of Bunnicula my toddler is learning how to give compliments he has long hair so people will often stop us and tell him you have very beautiful hair to which he'll respond oh thank you you have beautiful hair - I really like it when he's trying to be nice always complements hair we try to point out other things like oh that boy has light-up shoes you can tell him you like them if you want in an effort to get him to notice other things and be a bit more original and sincere with his nice it's staring to work he'll notice purses shuts shoes sometimes mostly hair but the other day we were taking a shower before bed and I had no response when he told me mom I really liked your vulva it's very beautiful cringe he yearns for home 7 years son chews his blanket like stuff's as much of its in his mouth as possible and just sucks it when he needs a break he falls asleep like this as well I will add he's diagnosed with autism and I think it's a sensory thing dunnage since he was 2 years old that sounds like a sensory thing I also have autism mild and I used to chew blankets I still find myself chewing my shirt on especially stressful occasions after reading all these I feel so much better about my 3 y/o son he just wants to see everyone's boobs so I see he entered that phase that boys never really grow out of when my daughter was 5 she would ask literally every adult she knew are you handling your adult responsibilities many people laughed but others got mad literally every adult everyone in the family her pediatrician teachers dry cleaners ice cream parlor employees homeless people old looking teens my parents told me when I was a kid I would wrap myself up in blankets on hot days they would of course take the blanket from me so I started hiding behind the couch when wrapping myself up anybody have any insight to this behavior you're reincarnated demon who misses the fires of heck well at the moment taking nutrients from my wife's body and making her randomly throw up food she's been craving so badly I had to go get it at 2:00 a.m. according to most development timelines they should stop doing that around 0 months if your kid is already older than that you may want to ask a professional for help not my child but my 9 year old cousin that I basically raised she was in the tub and I was standing by the sink doing my hair out of nowhere she says you know what I wanted to see when I asked her what she thought see with she says it's alcohol done well crap I have a younger cousin about nine or ten who has a habit of acting like a horse dog or dragon I guess what she's feeling that day I once went to her field day and I had lost her in the swarm of students when all of a sudden I see a child in the distance galloping she also crawls on all fours in public to act like a horse I think you might have an offic in on your hands I'm actually a bad a sitter for a two-year-old boy and wanted some advice or ideas about him ever since I've began babysitting him he would be just a normal two-year-old boy but every time he went down for a nap he would just sit in his room and talk as if having a conversation I watched him on the baby monitor and that usually took him about 30 minutes to stop talking and eventually fall asleep this happens every time he goes down for a nap one night I babysat him late so I put him to bed he did his usual talking and I needed him to be asleep by the time his parents got home I went to his room finally and asked him who he was talking to he then pointed at this closet door and said closet I opened it up not sure how I wasn't freaked out yet and showed him that there was nothing in there fast forward the last time I babysat him he went potty before his nap he's learning how to use the little plastic toilet and when he finally finished he literally just sits there and tells me to waits in his room loll he walked out of the bathroom and I was pulling his put up back on and he goes the purple rabbit is in the bathroom I checked the bathroom and there was nothing remotely close to looking like or causing him to say that I put him down for his nap after that and as usual he talked for 30 minutes I was sitting on the couch and had his monitors volume up in case he started crying or got out of bed by all of a sudden hear him singing happy birthday then I got on the little speaker on the monitor and was telling him that he needed to get some sleep he then stops replying to me and goes he calls me Miss Katie sorry so he goes miss Katie is out there you want to go see her by this point I thought he was going to get out of bed so I walked upstairs and when I peek into his room he's asleep bTW when he's talking he sits on the middle of his bedroom floor there's other little things that have happened but this stood out to me the most sorry that this was so long nah that's normal he's too not a parent but I was in the bathroom at Mizzou and a grandma and 4-5 years old boy came in and went to the handicap stall the little boy uses the bathroom and then the grandma says hold on I need to go too and seconds later the little boy says grandma I see your bow she goes s HHH and he responds would you like me to smack it for you and she started laughing and said no thank you I used to do this thing where I would run up behind my son's mom ex-girlfriend and grab her and then just start like thrusting her for a joke like fully-clothed rapid thrusts I'd also shout it's over 9,000 feet my son saw it once I didn't know this at the time and I caught him once doing it to the dog whilst shouting I don't do that joke anymore but he does you deserve that one not a parent but a good friend of mine pushed his sister into a campfire when he was four because she stole his holographic Shahrazad B got what was coming to her in all seriousness she is totally fine all of us are in our 20s and no permanent damage hello friend of the Clegane family my 4 years old niece for some reason was convinced that people have dogs and cats as pets to raise them to be bigger once they are we will cook them and eat them get that girl some hogs my professor in college once came into class and told us how his daughter had started speaking but due to them using some German at home she had picked up saying mean instead of no he said she sounded like a little Hitler yelling mean mean mean up people still pretty hilarious to think about my brother had to see a psychologist when we were little because he liked to draw really violent pictures of sharks eating people his teacher thought he was a psychopath or something but he just really liked the movie Jaws this threat really discourages me of ever having kids well all the people with regular kids aren't really posting because they have nothing to say so yeah there's that my five year daughter is beautiful polite and a true little princess butter wouldn't melt however almost every time she needs to fart and I do mean almost every time she rushes up to a random friend and family member and thoughts on them it happened so frequently she doesn't even laugh at herself now she just sawed-off does its second nature she will run out of the room she's and solely to find someone so yeah there's that I love my stepdaughter daily but she's gotten into the habit of lying exaggerating stuff for attention for example one time she was sick but wanted to come over anyway Hubbs our dad told her she should stay home and rest instead since she wasn't feeling well and she spun it as dad told me I'm not allowed to come over this weekend fortunately the people she tries doing this with know what actually happened and don't let her get away with it but she keeps doing it in just a sec busts her out every time I did this to people who lie and you won't believe what the truth does after a while it will become too embarrassing to lie my mum thought I was odd because I used to chew on everything up till the second grade not a parent but I used to eat mud and hence when I was a little child my family always bring it up and family functions and it's awkward I do remember eating random stuff off the floor and sir actually nice I found that red ones taste like cinnamon and black ones taste like root beer not my kids but my niece whenever my sister visits she brings over her children the youngest on is around two years old and hasn't been potty trained yet whenever she needs to take a dump she'll come into my room and make eye contact with me as she takes a crap just minutes of her unflinching gazes she relieves herself not a parent but I was a difficult child around the age of four I developed some neuroses nothing formally diapers just the best way to describe them first of all I would freak out if my palms were sweaty I would tell my mum my palms are sweaty I need a wet paper towel and a dry paper towel which was apparently how I remedied the sweaty palm situation we still joke about this one like someone will spill something and my mum will say I need a wet paper towel and a dry paper towel second the seam on my sock somehow got into the wrong position anywhere other than on top of my toes I would have a meltdown third my shoes could never be tight enough if my heel would move in just the slightest when I stood up meltdown I remember my dad pulling my laces so hard that he had marks on his hands afterwards still not tight enough one time they finally got my shoes tight enough and then we left on a road trip to my grandparents house an hour or selling to the drive I piped up from the back my wegs hurt wegg's equals legs I couldn't say the letter L properly at that age I know it just gets better apparently my shoes were so tight they were cutting off the blood flow to my feet I'm laughing so hard right now while typing this all eventually we did find a solution to the shoe issue apparently while I required shoes with laces to be as tight as possible it didn't bother me to wear loose snow boots you know like the kind that don't have laces and you just slip your feet into them kind of like hugs but if they were made of plastic in the late 80s Early 90s I wore those things all the time including the summer not sure how but eventually I grew out of all of these things my son eats pizza upside down in crust first it makes me really uncomfortable no matter how many times I try to convince him to eat at the normal way he won't gets naked and goes outside to crap on the lawn she's not even that little anymore not a parent one time this kid comes into my room while I'm on my laptop this little crap climbs onto my bed beside me and just smiles at me I'm like okay I'll allow it he's not doing anything then without breaking his stare without breaking that fricking smile this sucker starts bashing my keyboard with his hands like he goes into a frenzy and I'm like what the Frick and as soon as I shout he stops gets off the bed and walks out strangest kid I've met only happened once but I've heard stories where he's done similar things to others my daughter just turned 3 for the last year or so she's been obsessed with police cars and far trucks normal right she asks where they are going and why so I tell her they are going to help people she asks why they might be hurt her I want to see the hurt people me um no we want the people to be ok her no mommy I want to see them hurt a fire truck passes where are they going mommy me to put out the fires her Newell I like the fire normal fascination I hope kind of worried we've been raising a serial killer if you are new to the channel you can subscribe I publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now [Music]

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Published: Mon May 18 2020