PACIFIST ASSASSINS CREED?!? Can You Beat AC Odyssey Without Killing Challenge? (PERFECTLY BALANCED)

so ingo's murder bird murder bird does a decent amount of damage the guided javelin man is now down to half health so with just two attacks of an unreachable bird of death the general of this entire area is about to die and there we go he's dead hello there ladies and gentlemen i'm the spiffing brit and today we're doing something completely and utterly different something very very stupid indeed we're going to be playing assassin's creed odyssey as a pacifist that's right we're going to be seeing if you can beat a game all about assassinating and murdering people without assassinating or murdering people now you might be thinking how on earth can you actually defeat assassin's creed without killing people and well it's kind of a little bit complicated but the way to pull it off is to basically use your lovely furry companion i am of course talking about the lovely eagle that follows you around called icarus now the thing is today we're going to be starting a brand new game in assassin's creed and playing it in a way the developers did not intend at all as is part of our lovely perfectly balanced series as we're going to be using a bird to murder everyone that way our hands are completely clean and we didn't murder a single person and the best thing is in order to pull it off it doesn't actually require you to be a specific level it's just going to take a stupid quantity of work on my head so without further ado ladies and gentlemen let's just dive into a brand new game yes we're not really here to play the story today no we're here to create one murdery flappy boy now of course naturally i have to do the prologue where we play as the king of sparta where i suppose we technically have to murder people so okay for the sake of maybe the tutorial segments we're going to have to be forced to murder people but beyond that no murdering necessary okay now welcome to the lovely world of assassin's creed odyssey and as you can see because we're playing this game in 2021 when you know no one else is that means we have access to uh all of these completely normal armors for the ancient greek period trust me now the interesting thing about odyssey is there is basically an entire massive map of greece it's fantastic we start out on this tiny island over here but we will eventually be going to pretty much everything that you're seeing here and the reasoning is simple in order for us to no longer have to actually murder anyone and become a perfect pacifist we simply need to level up the eyes of icross ability now the thing is unlike other abilities in this game it doesn't level up when you achieve higher levels or spend actual ability points this bad boy levels up simply by visiting waypoints what are waypoints well they're kind of monuments that you climb up upon and when you stand on top of it you can press a button and synchronize it and use it as a fast travel point so basically in order to level this up for across to become more powerful we need to visit 25 of these waypoints and then in order to get it to its maximum ability to the point where he can basically fight anyone for us we need to visit i think a grand total of about 60 different viewpoints which is going to take a huge amount of time but yes in order to actually kick start any of that we have to actually finish up the tutorial although we can actually already synchronize with uh one of the lovely monuments on the island so we're just gonna climb up zeus's leg uh please ignore zeus's phallus oh dear i feel sorry for the poor internet ea who had to model that bad boy yes as soon as we get on to i think the tip of zeus's lightning rod not to be confused with zeus's other rod that you can climb onto we should be able to synchronize up and not only gain a bit of experience but also get off this lovely synchronized animation look at this it's beautiful truly majestic look at this glorious world that we're going to explore with all of these gigantic boats ah it's fantastic anyway perfect now that we've synchronized up here let's just jump off this lovely rock and land in these lovely piles of leaves here that are apparently gonna break my fall from that height yeah don't try this at home guys anyway i'm gonna basically skip my way through most of the tutorial and i'll get back to you as soon as we've unlocked ourselves the actual boat because as soon as we have the boat that's when the game actually opens up and we can start doing whatever we want okay finally it's taken a bit of work but we finally left the tutorial island and uh we're basically in control of a boat now now the game wants me to still do a whole bunch of tutorial things like go to the island rescue some people and then sail into low level areas now you see that makes sense there's only one issue uh we're not here to play this game logically oh no no no no you see instead we're here to simply find as many markers as possible we're going to get to every single lovely waypoint we can find and gain control of the legendary attack bird power now it's going to take a lot of moving around the map but for a start we've decided to come on over to this region here of ikea where naturally we're aiming to get on top of i'd be sure this is like the temple of zeus or something but yes if we synchronize up on this location we can then fast travel but more importantly it's going to take us on our lovely adventure of gaining the abilities that we want as you can see we just simply need to visit another 23 more viewpoints and then whilst we're controlling across we can have him attack people by pressing the f key so it's going to take a lot of moving around the map and we just have another 23 more waypoints to get to so one quick synchronization on the lovely temple of zeus and fantastic work just one down 22 more to go this will be a walk in the park well fantastic news ladies and gentlemen we've only gone and done it this is our 25th viewpoint here satire's respite it's been um a hell of a journey we've gone down to the bottom of greece and right up to the top of it we've still of course got a little bit of a way to go because the thing is if we want to improve icarus even more we're going to need to get another 35 viewpoints that's right meaning that's an additional 10 on the existing quantity that we've already gained so oh god that's like another few hours of work let's start with this first viewpoint over here oh the things we have to do why do i come up with these stupid concepts for a video why would anyone want to play assassin's creed without actually assassinating people oh god sometimes i just think i've gone insane now welcome back ladies and gentlemen to the wonderful world of assassin's creed odyssey where we're about to you know pull off some amazing bird strats you see we've gone around the world map and we've collected every single one of these amazing watchtowers necessary about 60 of them in total in order to basically unlock the ability to send our birds to go and murder everyone now the interesting thing about our lovely bird is that basically he does whatever our hunter damages four times whilst attacking someone which is perfect basically meaning our flappy bird scales with our damage now we don't want to murder anyone we're you know going to be a pacifist however our bird is going to become a mass murderer now of course because we've done a little bit of birdie mass murdering and mostly steeling we've got a bounty hunter after us so um what i'm gonna do is do what any good bird owner would do find that bounty hunter and then murder them so in goes our lovely birdie boy to attack the bounty hunter he's going to do a bit of damage there we go good little bit of damage this bounty hunter is going to have no idea what on earth is going on and now we're just going to go send in yet another bird i'm sorry you will never be safe mr bounty hunter i am going to have you murdered from the comfort of my own home oh goodness now because the bounty hunter has a bit of armor we only do 200 damage each attack which is fine you know the thing is he can't fight the bird and every time he does fight the bird we just send another bird in we're just gonna fly around here wait for him to come out the other side of the gate and hit operation bird attack this is just the dumbest way of fighting the thing is after a while we're going to get ourselves more and more kind of higher level equipment and that high level equipment is going to basically allow us to just focus everything into doing amazing hunter damage good job murder bird go go go well um this is going to be the end of all costs the forsaken mercenary uh mercenaries are meant to actually be kind of difficult to fight um and now he's dead apparently we killed him but i don't remember us killing him no i don't i don't remember us having any hand in this man's death i mean did you see me near the body i didn't see me near the body now uh what are we going to do well we're going to actually do the main quest lines from now on to try and simply gain access to some new resources most importantly we're going to pick up this crumble and burn support quest which is quite fun basically we're just going to go and pillage the local countryside for as much money and wealth as we can grab okay now we're just going to wander our way through magara and there should be a nice set of athenian supplies over the other side of it i think down there a port a whole bunch of heavily defended supplies my goodness how on earth were we meant to get to them well here's how we're gonna do it we're simply gonna hop off our horse and sit in a bush over here making us completely and utterly innocent for what's about to happen inside of this fort you see this fort has a whole bunch of you know slightly decently leveled men look at this this guy's level eight this guy's some kind of fancy captain who's level eight there's some supplies over there there's just men everywhere so many men and the thing is we have to kind of kill all of them although i suppose we don't have to we can you know sneak around but who wants to do that nope instead we're just going to go and murder this poor little soldier sat up on a wall uh there we go 226 damage 237 222 and this soldier is almost dead after just simply one strafing attack uh as you can see he doesn't react to the fact that he's almost been murdered by a bird so when another bird comes in and kills him yeah he just doesn't react naturally all of his friends believe that frequent bird attacks is quite a common occurrence so they're not going to worry about it either this man is also going to get attacked by bert oh look at these poor little sausages and the best thing is we get experience for all of the bird murders and we go this man's also dead perfect and with him dead we can now actually climb our way up to the uh to the wall now we have also got some pretty intimidating captains wandering around so we might as well get started on those people uh so this guy here pontius he looks uh you know pretty important and intimidating so yeah we'll just harass him with a bird okay it's probably gonna take about five bird harassments to actually kill this guy but you know that's okay now this man's climbing up the stairs and is gonna see a couple of bodies if uh we're not careful so we're just gonna you know have him murdered by bird here we go this guy's just gonna go down after a little while good job murder bird oh no you've found a dead body who could have caused that dead body on the floor was it a bird was it a plate no it was a bird there you go you're dead i want the captain dead properly this time let's uh keep sending birds after him brazie has been lit reinforcements are coming why would you need reinforcements reinforcing who and where oh dear oh dear well now they're searching for me which is okay you know it's fine they're not really going to find me because you know we have a bird there we go this guy is going to die perfect stuff now we've basically dealt with all of the nearby men i think we can go back to harassing this poor little captain over here actually it's called the pole march okay so basically he's the guy in charge of this entire fort looks like the captain's up there right well let's summon the bird and murder him go harass harass this poor guy he's got so many hit points as well like if we were to fight him in a one-on-one jewel we we would actually struggle the only thing that protects him is when he walks under this canopy here because birdie boy can't fly underneath objects right pontius is almost dead just a couple more murder bird strafes and he should be gone just one more attack and this guy should be completely and utterly dead let's go chase him down and yep this should be him murdered not that we can actually see it because it's way over there and there we go the pole mark is dead lovely okay now we have got a proper fancy captain here so we're gonna have to murder them as well oh he's even climbing up the stairs towards us isn't that very nice of him and he's not gonna be able to reach us because this guy is going to actually probably go down to only just three bird attacks oh this poor guy i mean there's dead bodies everywhere but he doesn't really seem to mind you know the fact that there's dead friends surrounding him at almost every angle are you actually going to try and climb up here nope nope you're just going to die to the bird rest in peace hip ass you will not be missed something over here on the pier needs to actually be burnt down i think this is war supplies or something so i'm just going to hold a torch to them there we go lovely stuff and they're all on fire perfect now let me also just summon a bird over and we can go murder this poor archer that sat out on a pier oh the poor guy oh this is the most fun i've had in assassin's creed yep there are four soldiers remaining inside this fort everyone else has just been killed by a bird and they can't work out where it's coming from look at the amount of eagles just circling around there's like six eagles just flying in the air it's almost like the game knows that i'm just throwing birds at people right and this is the last actual objective of the area is to destroy this set of supplies and there we go we've done it we've completed this entire port amazing well that's the port of nasir dead and completely and utterly dealt with so uh let's just go find our next target ladies and gentlemen i've got a wonderful opportunity it's called bird protection i know that's right for the first 10 000 people who like this video they will not be swarmed and murdered by birds in the next 24 hours you might be sat there thinking well i'm not very likely to be murdered by a bird in the next 24 hours but you never know so this is guaranteed bird protection you will now be safe anyway back to the bird murdering or murder birding okay well things are starting to look quite good uh now that we're a level stronger we've actually managed to get you know a few more improvements i've gone and revisited the blacksmith upgraded all of our weapons and now we do a little bit more damage 427 with each attack which is very very nice indeed now they might start wondering about maybe lighting the brazier because yep they're starting to panic now oh dear reinforcements are coming can you get out from under there i can't i can't attack you there come on please can you stand out in the open like you know a madman okay fine i'll have to attack your friends instead there we go that man can die to bird well perfect now you're out in the open lovely bird time go bird go aha you thought you were safe think again now this is one of the strong captains in the area as well could hopefully go down nice and quickly it's still going to take about three or two oh no just two bird attacks to kill captains even though we're starting to expect more and more into hunter damage when we hit level 10 we're able to basically pick up another bonus which boosts all of our hunter damage by 20 which is ridiculously powerful but yes also just trying to get ourselves more unique sets of armor is a great way of doing it but in the meantime it's just murdering a large amount of athenians by using cheeky bird boys right kill the archer how many hits to kill an archer one and two are archers you are so weak my friends oh there's a man running around in the open there looks like there's an archer here who really wants to try and light the brazier why you can't oh are these the reinforcements oh yes it looks like these men are the reinforcements well that's fine we can kill this archer he might be a captain but archers are susceptible to bird attack one two three perfect and let's summon another birdie boy perfect there will be no survivors of the burdemic oh we found the uh commander over there he's um hidden away in kind of like a bit of an awkward area which will make him a bit of a nightmare to kill his name's hyperion and okay he's going to take about five birds to kill that's fine we just want to kind of swing around here so that we're at the right angle to approach and perfect in we go cut under the roof and yes we can attack him lovely stuff all right and perfect one more bird attack and then the main leader in the area is completely and utterly dead this is going fantastically perfect he's dead man we can just hop on down and steal his weapons all right now we just need to burn all of the supplies in the area and then leave with our lovely experience and there we have it that's the entire area cleared we did it ladies and gentlemen we're a hero we didn't murder all of these people they were dead when we arrived okay and just like that we leave ah perfect works every time right now even though we're heavily under leveled i think we should still go for the next mission which is to kill the athenian leader of mega reese where's this guy okay he's wandering over here perfect let's just go wander over to him right one thing i've also picked up are some paralyzing arrows they're a special tipped arrow that basically knocks out opponents rather than killing them which kind of works with the pacifist side of things i mean the issue is paralyzing arrows on their own aren't very powerful they're just not actually as powerful as murderbird also there are some targets in this game who you can't just spare you do have to actually murder which is exactly why murderbird is necessary because he does the motoring for us all right we're just 300 meters away from the leader of the region and this is when we might need to get a little bit creative when it comes to murdering people because the chances are this guy's sat inside his house and we're gonna need to get him outside of his house in order to actually properly murder him actually where is this guy sat is he just in a tent i think he's just genuinely sat in a tent okay right well let's just climb up this tower and be just a few hundred meters away and summon birds to kill him yeah this dude's just in a tent talk on the dutiful drunkard representative okay level seven all right well i guess we just send in a bird go bird go oh birds attacking the wrong person well you know that's okay but now we can send in murder bird the guy is only level seven so he shouldn't be too difficult to kill there we go good job good damage good damage murder bird just one more murder bird attack and this guy's completely and utterly dead and he's dead we did it we toppled the leadership of the local area using a bird just a bird oh god all right let's kill all of the uh remaining guards but most importantly uh i want to actually pick up some of the supplies here are these guards going to aggro on me because i mean oh yep yep yep they are grown to me perfect right let's get out of here whilst they're trying to attack me send in murder bird go murder bird can distract them run run run run run run run run run run perfect and we're away it was like we were never there jump on over double check that i did actually loot everything and kill the one remaining athenian guard well perfect stuff this has gone absolutely swimmingly and yes it would seem that we did in fact murder him and uh get all of the necessary loot which is fantastic so onwards with our final mission the final push report to stentor and collect our prize lovely stuff okay right i've just built some new armor which increases our hunter damage even further which is going to be fantastic it all adds up in the end which is lovely stuff at the same time i'm going to want to actually spend a few of my abilities now we're going to pick up this ability here that allows us to vanish which is going to actually be very useful in combat because we don't really want to actually be spotted by the enemy here all right well time for us to initiate the final battle all right here we go it's the time for our first battle where we're fighting the athenians i don't know how we're gonna try and manage this considering we have to be pacifist um but i'm gonna see if it's possible in the very least worst case scenario we just craft a bunch of knockout arrows and just try and knock everyone down on the floor but as you can see wait oh no i didn't murder that man that wasn't a cut scene that doesn't count right icross not available that's fine we'll just stand over here crouch down bird bird come here bird stealth let me stealth i don't want to murder this man oh icarus is here icarus is doing it he murdered him good job icarus right hey chris i need you to murder that man too uh knockout arrows look out look i'm knocking you out out don't stab me don't stab me don't stab me don't stab me that's not nice all right he's been knocked out with an arrow to the head so is he trust me they're sleeping they might look dead they're just sleeping this uh this man here also has to get knocked out perfect and so does this man there we go you're getting attacked by my bird okay good where are these men going are they just fleeing they're fleeing we won oh my goodness we won we did it we've just paralyzing arrows we've continued our pacifist journey okay we've now leveled up a fair amount meaning we can actually recruit up archery master which is perfect gives us increased hunter damage by twenty percent equally where you can pick up archery master level two for an increase of thirty percent under damage oh this is all just absolutely wonderful so now yes our hunter damage has increased massively fantastic we're going to be able to do some brilliant damage now and our next mission is to basically just hand in a quest reward over here to alpenas but naturally because we've already been over to this area we don't need to actually no sail on over in a boat we can just teleport on over using the fast travel bonuses okay here's the thing ladies and gentlemen we've basically become gods now uh this is our bird we're now to level 13 which means i've got some really nice fancy bows now but basically when we attack people like this with the bird the bird now does 1 200 damage yeah um these are level 12 enemies i mean we're level 13 now because i've done a whole bunch of boring side quests but this is actually um quite damn powerful well there we go perfect we cleared out the farmhouse we're an absolute hero oh we're just that good ladies and gentlemen oh my goodness we've discovered the uh leader of the area here actually some guy called chryphos the guided javelin he looks like a you know relatively intimidating bloke however he's just level 12 and i'm gonna has to guess that we can harass him and murder him with a bird so ingo's murder bird murder bird does a decent amount of damage the guided javelin man is now down to half health so with just two attacks of an unreachable bird of death the general of this entire area is about to die and there we go he's dead minus 200 nation power right let's just loot that perfect stuff perfectly balanced as all things should be of course okay because of that guy i gained some more percentages to uh my armor and also realized that she had some good armor lying around so i'm just going to test out on this brute here what our new damage level's at now this guy's level 13 so he's a bit stronger okay 1 700. okay we've become bird god dear god 1 700 damage at this level that's amazing that's absolutely my swords don't do that damage oh my god and when i'm fighting with a sword you know i risk actually dying and we can't possibly have that oh my goodness this is just incredible well in order to prove our final point of power we're going to take out this entire leader's house here ladies and gentlemen as you can see there's some very nice fancy captains here with high quantities of health and all that well which is going to send birdo in to fight them go birdo go of course we don't actually get to see the fighting taking place but there we go within just three bird attacks that random dude died now there's also a captain who's gonna be quite a fancy guy so let's um let's also have him murdered oh no they see the dead body on the stairs who could have possibly caused that well send in birdo again or would you look at the captain's coming out to play right hello there captain go birdo go kill the captain okay with that captain should die in okay two birdos it's going to take to kill a captain now you know that's fine that's uh that's not an absolute cakewalk so that makes sense there we go and that is the captain now completely and utterly dead lovely stuff oh dear oh dear oh dear this is just unfair i'd feel sorry for these guys if i was actually capable of even showing the emotion of remorse and let's go kill this one random soldier on the stairs rest in peace random soldier random soldier walking through the courtyard rest in peace are these poor people let's harass the big guy on the stairs this guy's got extra help so he takes three hits to go down then we've just got one more guy sat here perfect send in the birdo now the thing is we're sat quite safely inside this building but inside this building we can just summon our bird once more and send birds you know go kill this light soldier out there or we just wander around the inside being completely and utterly safe and protected there we go i go we burn those supplies summon a new birdo in uber attacks this man the cycle continues i mean i can see them outside that poor little window there look at them try try and work out who murdered all of their friends i'll give you a hint it wasn't me because i wasn't anywhere near them right just one innocent civilian remains what not innocent civilian they're a heavy soldier as well so you know they've got extra hit points in comes the bird and uh rest in peace the final soldier who defended this building rest in peace fantastic stuff we cleared up the entire building oh this is insane absolutely insane well there you have it ladies and gentlemen i hope that this proves once and for all that bird-only assassin's creed odyssey is not only entirely possible it's actually pretty damn fun you no longer have to worry about actually fighting the people in front of you because instead you can just enjoy the power of the murder bird sit comfortably out of range and let the bird do all of the business so assassin's creed pacifism is it good yes is it absolutely insane at the same time yes it is but anyway i'm afraid that's all we have in store for today's video but hey if you enjoyed it and want to see more like it then make sure to give it a like and do consider subscribing we'd absolutely love to have you on board and as always a massive thank you to each and every one of our majestic patrons who makes all of these videos all the more possible seriously thank you very much you lovely sausages and if you sat there wondering what video you'd like to watch next look no further 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Length: 23min 41sec (1421 seconds)

Published: Thu May 06 2021