Teacher Fell Down - SNL

>> WHOA! ♪♪♪ >> HA, HA, HA. TEACHER FELL DOWN. >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> YEAH, BECAUSE YOU REALLY FELL DOWN THERE. >> YOU NEED LIKE HELP? >> NO, NO. IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT. HOW VERY FUNNY. TEACHER'S ON THE GROUND. LIKE A SILLY LITTLE GIRL. WELL, I'M NOT A LITTLE GIRL AND I DIDN'T FALL. >> YES, YOU DID. YOU NEED HELP UP THOUGH? >> NO, NO. WE'RE STAYING IN THIS. I GOT A HUNCH. NO PSYCHOLOGISTS. >> YO, THIS IS DRIVER'S ED. >> BUT MAYBE YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID. TEACHER'S ON THE GROUND. EVERYTHING'S DIFFERENT. ARE WE OKAY? >> YEAH, WE'RE GOOD. BUT ARE YOU OKAY? >> WELL, BECAUSE I TRIPPED BECAUSE I WAS TEACHING TOO FAST. YOU REMEMBER HOW FAST IT WAS. >> I THINK YOU DIDN'T REALIZE YOUR SHOOLS WERE HEALIES. >> SAY WHAT NOW? >> THOSE ARE SNEAKERS WITH WHEELS IN THEM. >> IMPOSSIBLE! >> WHEELIES ARE LIKE SNEAKERS WITH WHEELS IN THEM. >> IMPOSSIBLE, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS! [ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS ALL VERY FUNNY RIGHT NOW BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE FUNNY IF IT TURNS OUT I'VE GOT TWO BROKEN LEGS. AND I'M IN A FULL BOTTOM MERMAID CAST, WHEELED AROUND IN A TRASH BIN, COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN STINKY TRASH. THAT'S NOT FUNNY. >> I THINK THAT IS FUNNY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> ALL RIGHT, YOU LAUGH IT UP. LAUGH AWAY LIKE THIS IS SOME EPISODE OF "FRIEND." >> DO YOU MEAN "FRIENDS"? >> I DON'T KNOW MOVIES! [ LAUGHTER ] >> I CAN'T TAKE THIS. I'VE GOT TO HELP HER. >> HALT! I CAN TEACH FROM THE GROUND. YES, I CAN. LET'S PLACE OUR HANDS ON THE WHEEL NOW. REMEMBER, HOW OLD ARE MY KIDS, 10 AND 2. OH! [ LAUGHTER ] OH, DEAR GOD, TEACHER FELL MORE. >> IT'S HONESTLY NOT THAT DIFFERENT. YOUR LIKE 3 INCHES LOWER. >> WHAT AM I DOING? I'M ON THE GROUND. I WAY TOO LONG. THIS IS WHERE I BELONG. THEY ALWAYS SAID I WAS TOO FRAIL, WOULDN'T LIVE PAST 3, AND I WERE I HADN'T. >> OH, NO, DON'T TELL US THAT. THAT'S ALL BEEN DONE BEFORE. ONCE AT MY OWN WEDDING. AND A THOUSAND OTHER TIMES. >> STOP SHARING. >> MY EX-HUSBAND USED TO TELL ME, GAIL, YOU TOO WEAK! GAIL, YOU'RE TOO CLUMSY! GAIL, THOSE SHOES HAVE WHEELS? PUT THAT PHONE AWAY! >> YO, I'M CALLING THE NURSE. >> NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS GOOD. FILM THIS! FILM THIS! HELLO! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO SEE TEACHER, WHO USED TO LORD OVER YOU WITH SUCH POWER, FALLING DOWN. KNOWING YOU CAN GET UP AND KICK HER! YOU CAN STEP ON HER! COME ON NOW, TAKE A WIZ ON TEACHER. [ LAUGHTER ] >> OH, MY GOD! >> GET UP, YOU. SPIT IN MY HAIR. >> OKAY -- >> NO! >> SHE SAID TO! >> LOOK AT US. THE WORLD'S GOING TOPSY-TURVY AND SO HAVE WE. WE'RE ALL HERE AND WE'RE ALL LAUGHING LIKE CATS. YOU OUGHT TO TRY IT, FALLING DOWN. YOU SEE THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY DOWN HERE. YOU REALIZE HOW SMALL WE ARE, AND HOW BIG THE FLOOR IS. [ LAUGHTER ] ALL RIGHT, I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON. SOMEONE HELP ME UP. [ LAUGHTER ] WELL, THEY'VE LEFT. I GUESS SCHOOL IS OVER. WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, THERE'S A WHEEL IN MY SHOE! WHAT? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,464,632

Rating: 4.8350248 out of 5

Keywords: nbc, snl, saturday night live, snl host, snl 44, snl season 44, season 44, traffic stop, jonah hill, aidy bryant, pete davidson, kate mckinnon, teacher, fall, classroom, s44, s44e4, episode 4, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, Jonah Hill, Superbad, Mid90s, Wolf of Wall Street, Maniac, Maggie Rogers, light on

Id: t6UkvhvqkDg

Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 03 2018

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Remembered this sketch today and thought it was fitting with the day’s events.