Themyscira - SNL

♪♪♪ >>> YOUR POWER GROWS EACH DAY. >> I WAS BORN TO FIGHT TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM ARES. >> AND YOU WILL. >> DIANA. WE HAVE SPOKEN OF THIS. I DO NOT WISH TO YOU FIGHT. >> I MUST BE PREPARED, MOTHER. FOR THEMYSCIRA IS A SANCTUARY OF SISTERHOOD. WE MUST KNOW HOW TO PROTECT OURSELVES. >> HERE, HERE. INTO HELLO -- >> HELLO. HELLO. OH, MAN. OH, WOW. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY, PERMISSION TO DOCK, LADIES? >> YES, PERMISSION TO DOCK. >> I HAVE GOT TO SAY WE HAVE BEEN FLOATING AROUND WATCHING YOU GUYS KICK ASS. AND I WAS LIKE, "MEGAN PADDLE THATAWAY." I DID. >> HOW DID YOU FIND THEMYSCIRA? >> WELL, WE WENT OUT ON OUR SCHOONER. WE GOT CAUGHT IN SOME KIND OF VORTEX. >> YES. WE HAVE BEEN PADDLING OUT THERE FOR WEEKS, YOU KNOW, LOOKING FOR SOME SIGNS OF LIFE. >> YEAH, WE WERE THINKING WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET HOME SO WE STARTED LOOKING FOR MORE OF OUR KIND. >> YEAH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE FOUND A WHOLE ISLAND OF US. [ LAUGHTER ] >> WELL, WELCOME. >> THANK YOU. >> NICE TO MEET YOU. >> OKAY, SO, CUT TO THE CHASE. SHOW OF HANDS, WHO ALL HERE IS A LESBIAN? IS IT EVERYONE OR DO WE HAVE A COUPLE OF ALLIES. >> BECAUSE SO FAR IT'S MEGAN AND DRE. AND WHO ELSE? WE'VE GOT TWO. WE WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT HAND GO UP, DIANE. [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] Z >> I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND. >> WELL WE ARE ON IT. SO FAR HANDS, WE HAVE, WE GOT, MEGAN AND DRE. GOT TO BE MORE. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. WHAT IS THIS? >> YEAH, MAYBE SOMEBODY IN THE BACK? HOW ABOUT YOU WITH THE FROSTED TIPS? [ LAUGHTER ] >> >> OKAY, SO NOBODY BUT JUST I GUESS THE THREE OF US. >> I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T RAISE MY HAND. >> THIS IS A HUGE LETDOWN FOR US. >> JUST BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING SEEMED SO SUPER GAY. >> YOU SHOULD BE A COUPLE. >> YEAH, YOU GUYS ARE CUTE TOGETHER. >> WELL, WE TRY. >> WE TRY. >> IT WAS NOT A FIT. >> WE SPENT ABOUT HALF AN HOUR WORKING VERY HARD ON EACH OTHER. AND THEN I FINALLY SAID, "ARE YOU AS MISERABLE AS I AM?" >> AND I NODDED. >> I'M SORRY, BUT YOU ARE TAKING THIS THE WRONG WAY. >> DIANA IS RIGHT. YOUR HAIR SMELLS LIKE JASMINE. [ GIGGLES ] >> THAT BURNS. WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S SUCH A WASTE. >> THAT EASILY COULD TRANSITION INTO SUCH A COOL NIGHT. >> I LOVE ALL MY SISTERS. BUT WHEN I LOOK AT THEIR BODIES ALL I SEE IS STRENGTH AND POWER. >> YEAH, YEAH. WE SEE THE SAME THING, BUT WE SEE IT ON TOP OF US SQUIRMING AROUND, FOLLOWED BY A LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT OUR ANXIETIES AND OUR AGING PARENTS. [ LAUGHTER ] >> I VEXTED YOU AGAIN. >> HER THIGHS ARE TOO TOO STRONG. IT'S LIKE WE ARE IN A PORN, BUT THE PLUMMER IS JUST GENUINELY THERE TO FIX THE PIPES. >> DAMN IT. DAMN IT. NO ONE IS WRONG HERE. IT'S JUST -- IT'S UNFORTUNATE. >> LISTEN, WILL IT HELP FOR ME TO COMFORT YOU? FOR WE ARE ALL SISTERS. LAY YOUR HEADS ON MY TITS. >> OH, OH, OKAY. YOU SEE WHY THIS SUCKS FOR US? >> SEE THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE. WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? >> YEAH. >> NO. I REALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND. MAYBE I SHOULD JUST TRY AND KISS ONE OF YOU AND SEE IF I FEEL SOMETHING. >> OKAY. >> AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THAT GAME BECAUSE I GET TOO EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED. >> YEAH. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] >> HONEY, WE ARE NOT GUINEA PIGS, OKAY? WE ARE NOT HERE FOR YOU TO EXPERIMENT ON. UNLESS YOU FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT IT. >> YEAH, I MEAN, I GUESS YOU ARE AN AMAZON AND YOU COULD OVERPOWER US. >> YES, IT'S USELESS FOR US TO TRY TO FIGHT YOU. SO I GUESS JUST PICK ONE OF US. I MEAN, I'LL DO IT. OKAY. [ LAUGHTER ] >> VERY WELL. >> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> I'M SORRY. I FEEL NOTHING. >> AND I FELT NOTHING WATCHING IT. >> OKAY. >> NO, ME EITHER. ZERO. I FELT ZERO FROM THAT. NOW WE KNOW. GOOD TO KNOW. SO, LET'S GET IN THE BOAT. THIS IS TOO SAD. >> OKAY. WHERE ARE WE GOING? >> AWAY FROM HERE. >> OKAY. ♪♪♪ >> LAND HO! >> BE COOL. >> LADIES AHOY! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 10,195,755

Rating: 4.6779966 out of 5

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, Episode 1727, Gal Gadot, Wonder Woman, Themyscira, Leslie Jones, Aidy Bryant, Kate McKinnon, Melissa Villasenor, Heidi Gardner, s43, s43e2, episode 2, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, improv, musician, gal gadot, wonder woman, justice league, fast and furious 6, israeli, model, sam smith, too good at goodbyes, in the lonely hour, grammy, amazonian, lesbian, lesbo, kiss, make out

Id: A2cRZL70C0w

Length: 4min 52sec (292 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 07 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/LenaAran]

Kate is living the dream, and probably writing it.

[u/marshawnofthedead]

Oh my god. I’m not sure when I last laughed that hard. Also: damn Kate!!! So lucky.

[u/MrsAufziehvogel]

Dear lord I would not have been able to do play it that cool in Kates shoes I probably would have melted on the spot.

[u/alli95]

This is amazing. I’m sure Kate was really excited about it.

[u/FunctioningCog]

^{except that Diana is canonically bisexual :D}

[u/zelskis]

The uploader has not made this video available in your country.

Canada, why?

[u/windriderfv]

Oh my lord, 😍

I'll be in my bunk...

[u/halfhalfling]

Talk about watching two of your biggest celeb crushes make out, damn! Everyone wins!

[u/[deleted]]

Well, my heart is racing and there's an empty bathroom nearby, holy batman, that was hot!

Kate for president.

I sure as hell felt something when Gal kissed her.

Dear actualesbians, thank you for this sub, this thread and thank you, america for Ms. Mckinnon.

I'm now gonna watch Wonder Woman.

😍😍😍😍😍.