Nephew Pageant - SNL

>>>> Announcer: LIVE FROM THE SAINT ROSE OF LIMA AUDITORIUM AND SPORTS CENTER, IT'S THE 2019 NEPHEW PAGEANT. HE'S CLEVER AND FUN HE'S MY SIBLING'S SON >> GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO THE 19th ANNUAL NEPHEW PAGEANT. I'M YOUR HOST, AUNT PATTY. NOW, WHY CELEBRATE NEPHEWS? WELL, THEY'RE FUN LITTLE SCAMPS AND THEY'RE NOT YOURS. HERE TO ASK THE QUESTIONS IS LAST YEAR'S WINNER, JOSHUA. >> DID I DO IT RIGHT? >> OH, PERFECT. HOW HAS YOUR YEAR BEEN? >> PRETTY GOOD. MY NEIGHBORS GOT A GREAT DANE AND IT'S THE SAME WEIGHT AS MY DAD. >> WOW, JOSHUA. THAT'S COOL! WELL, NOW, LET'S MEET OUR CONTESTANTS. >> HERE TO PRESENT OUR FIRST NEPHEW, SHE'S BEEN A LOT NICER SINCE SHE STARTED SMOKING AGAIN, IT'S AUNT CARLA. >> THE YEAR, 2002. THE PLACE, MERCY HOSPITAL. THE EVENT, THE BIRTH OF MY NEPHEW DEVON. IT'S THE ONLY PAGEANT FOR >> DEVON JUST GOT HIS BRACES OFF AND KNOWS HOW TO FLAUNT IT. >> DEVON, YOUR QUESTION IS, WHAT DOES IT MEAN, TO BE AN ANY OF FUTURE, TO YOU? >> WELL, UMM, I GUESS IT'S LIKE A NIECE BUT FOR A BOY. >> CORRECT! >> NOW YOU'RE JUST SHOWING OFF, DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? >> I CAN FIX THE PRINTER. >> TO PRESENT OUR NEXT NEPHEW, SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM WEIGHT WATCHERS FOR LYING TOO OFTEN. IT'S AUNT EILEEN. >> HE'S QUIET IN CHURCH AND HE TAUGHT ME EMOJIS. MY NEPHEW LUCAS. FLOWERS A NEPHEW IS A SONG >> LUCAS IS NOT INTO GEOS AS HE USED TO BE SO PLEASE STOP SENDING HIM GEOS. >> YOUR QUESTION, IF YOU COULD BE ANY NEPHEW FROM HISTORY, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? >> UMM, MY UNCLE THOMAS BECAUSE EVEN UNCLES CAN BE SOMEBODY'S NEPHEW. >> THAT'S GORGEOUS! GOOD JOB, LUCAS. NOW, HERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT ME. WHEN MY NEPHEW DYLAN FIRST GOT A DETENTION AT SCHOOL, I SOBBED SO HARD THAT THEY TOOK ME TO THE HOSPITAL. >> NOW HERE TO PRESENT OUR FINAL CONTESTANT, SHE'S SUING HER FORMER PSYCHIC. IT'S AUNT RO. >> TWICE A YEAR I MAILED HIM A CHECK, MY NEPHEW DANIEL. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE TEENY AND TALL ONES I'LL SEND YOU 20 BUCKS >> DANIEL ABSOLUTELY SHATTERED HIS LEG DOING A BACK FLIP IN THE DORM ROOM. >> DANIEL, WHAT'S YOUR PROUDEST MOMENT SO FAR? >> UMM, WELL, IT'S EITHER THE TIME I STOLE SO MUCH WRAPPING PAPER THAT I GOT TO TAKE A LIMO TO SCHOOL OR WHEN I PULLED MY MOM OUT OF THAT BURNING RIVER. >> OOH, THAT IS A TOSS-UP. THANK YOU, DANIEL. AND LEST WE FORGET OUR SUPPORTING PLAYERS, LET'S TAKE A MOMENT FOR ALL THE NIECES AND PETS. NIECES ARE SILVER AND PETS >> GOOD JOB NIECES AND PETS. AND NOW THE WINNER. JUDGE, WHO WILL IT BE? >> THE BOY. >> WHICH ONE, JUDGE? >> THE BOY WINS. >> SAY A NAME, JUDGE. >> JOSHUA. >> WHAT? OH, I GOT TO DO IT NEXT YEAR TOO! >> YOU REALLY ARE THE NUMBER ONE NEPH. THAT'S IT FOR THIS YEAR. GOOD NIGHT. IT'S THE ONLY PAGEANT FOR [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 1,995,426

Rating: 4.8422084 out of 5

Keywords: snl, snl 44, snl season 44, saturday night live, aidy bryant, mikey day, leslie jones, kate mckinnon, kyle mooney, cecily strong, kenan thompson, chris redd, nephew pageant, pageant, nephew, s44, s44e17, episode 17, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Kit Harington, GOT, Game of Thrones, Jon Snow, Rose Leslie, John F. Donovan, How to Train Your Dragon, Sara Bareilles

Id: Tb7b5-31LFY

Length: 4min 53sec (293 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 06 2019