Opening 32 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys

orange juice croissant fried egg sauce fried pancakes hello ladies and gentlemen today i am recording a mofo classic if you haven't seen any of the bargain bin toys episodes i've put a playlist of all of them at the top of the description below today we will be opening up junk that i have either found at walmart or my local awful store most of which has come straight from a bargain bin or has been sitting on the shelf for so long that no one has bought it um i have no idea what we're opening up i just know that it's awful so first up what is this a narwhal with its innards that can be removed oh no he has a kawaii bear inside him oh of course you can turn this nonsense into a hangar it's the mojmoj gang and you get a free sticker 70 to collect and trade no thank you we should have 32 items here give or take uh next we're going to be opening up pocket watch ryan's world ryan's toy review as a robot and then we get a mystery figure if you're not aware this child has a very big youtube channel and now all of these toys grace the shelves of walmart it's very very lightweight and he comes complete with a whiskey flask to get him through the day of recording videos forced by his parents [Applause] i'm so excited what mystery ryan will we receive today we have ryan this is just a human child wait no it's pirate ryan or ryan wearing a pirate ryan shirt there's no pirate hat or anything like that excellent next we've got mystery minecraft minifigure dig in i would use that phrasing as an excuse to feed this to my child and sue walmart craft your collection we have all these different possible outcomes oh this is a greek mythology box all right very cheap feeling let's see what we get from this of course we're inside the typical black trash bags we're gonna slide this sucker out who did we wow it's medusa cube next we have unicorn balloon ball blows up to four times larger can you guys please sign a waiver verifying that your age is four plus i don't want to get sued for the graphic content inside unicorn ball here we have unicorn balloon ball let's give it a blow ah he comes with a a special straw syringe you just insert that into the horse and unicorn baldwin oh okay it's automatic sealed look at these little legs look at oh that is terrifying jesus christ it looks like one of those deviant art vore comics he's been eating one too many carrots i think can he be popped oh i hate popping things yeah next spider-man's decapitated head he's what they call on the streets a candy character all right let's see what inedible junk we get out of this pop him open oh you get a bunch of different things first up the cheapest and least creative thing anyone can do with these cheap toys just shove a string on something you can make anything into a product um and then we have some candy shaped like spider-man's head that's actually a lot more effort than i thought let me just try some mmm it's got that chemical cheap plastic taste that i've come to expect the head it's more reminiscent of a big scary grey alien i think next in line you get a spider-man sticker and lastly you get two advertisements for toys that are better than the ones you get in this product that's a little bit of a blue ball or i guess you can get these but instead i got this [ __ ] next i think this is the worst one of them all i don't even know how this is like okay so this was a dollar i think this may have actually been in one of those stores that actually sells bootleg toys i think this is the character from despicable me or something that is terrifying yeah that's that's about as bootleg as you get you can tell by the paint job i legit don't think this is just cheap i think this is fake um it's got a peg on the base yet there's actually no hole on the bottom that is sealed off maybe they use this like i'm not joking i think like that's not a hole i think they've maybe used the same mold as an existing real one um but the whole is just solid plastic next uh this one at least something of a nice brand that i'm interested in this one could be okay mario odyssey we can collect all the different hats from mario odyssey mascots six to collect warning please do not eat the hats yeah we'll see about that you're not the boss of me all right the grand reveal oh i can oh what this is actually not bad i mean it's a very generic thing but that is decent quality and inside here i don't what are you supposed to be putting these on just anything we've got mario's mustache there you go that's canon now oh it's to personalize your drink bottle you know how they made those mario pikachu cards that were pretty cool well now we've got a mario pikachu of our own okay i actually like that see i'm treating these boys right i mean i did try to suffocate them at the start but now pikachu has a hat next we have a mystery cube oh i think this one has another hanger in it the little big bites series one oh that looks interesting take the paper off it's not gonna take my finger off is it it's a wild animal shifts straight from the zoo you put your finger in and and and hold on i think we need to set him up this has or maybe it's not a hanger this is yep okay no that's definitely a hanger but i think this is like his little treat it's a little mouse and i'm getting anthrax on myself i don't like that okay how is this supposed to work is it supposed to close i can't ah you can't put enough pressure to make that work i don't understand it you're legitimately supposed to have enough pressure to push that but you can't really do that by dangling listening's mouth it's very shitty design but once you get him on there you can hang him kind of looks like a boogie next more mod modge 72 collect and trade is this the same thing that we opened up at the start or is this like a different variation i feel like it was different packaging right oh we got two things here these are just just a squishy thing little uh octopus and um a butterfly you can probably throw them at the wall maybe this supposed to stick no yeah i feel like anyone can just make anything they want now this is garbage i don't mind the mod mod stickers though next we have cards very thick pack fantasy pack what brand is this fantasy oh cards against humanity okay you can buy cards against humanity packs man the amount of stuff that i have in my possession without this is very strange i was not expecting this um okay you beef out your cards against humanity deck with some fantasy ones the card neil gaiman wrote three holes at a time going on an epic adventure and learning a valuable lesson about friendship true love's kiss eternal darkness the all-seeing eye of sauron gender equality accidentally conjuring a legless horse that can't stop ejaculating hodor dinosaurs who wear armor and you ride them and they kick ass freaky pan dimensional sex with a demi-god bathing naked in a moonlit grove kneeing a wizard in the balls [ __ ] in a wizard's spell book and [ __ ] in his hat heck okay i've had enough next up one surprise babies hidden inside crib collect them all little fluffy animals in skirts little woodsy's mason bat ink made in china of course uh woodsies.com i won't be paying that website a visit and we have a crib for your baby let's see what baby we get ah oh i hate the feeling of him that's actually pretty cute i really hate this kind of velvet feeling stuff i don't know exactly what material it is i hate it he's like a bootleg tom nook uh he's got a baby bib on and a diaper her name is prim the fox i think you need to go to the naughty corner prem next hello neighbor didn't this start as like an indie game or something i think i saw that they're turning this into a tv show or something like that hey good work on the success i guess i will condemn you to an eternity in hell though for making a hangar hello neighbor and i i guess that's is that the neighbor i don't know i've never played the game that looks very menacing though next we've got some super mario oh looks good until you see it's a [ __ ] hanger stop who do we have donkey kong oh that's a pretty good quality though oh that's really thick and that is a very clean back this is just visually appealing i hate everything it is but for what they've done with it i give it a thumbs up let's see what character we get in this one i think they're all going to be very thick yeah oh and also fittingly the two thickest boys in the universe dk and bowser that looks like some sort of retro bowser oh i think i like the back better than the front each one has like their own little character logo as well and this is all like kind of raised those are definitely some of the better quality hangers we've opened up in these episodes what else do we get in here oh character cards okay and then we've got a piece on the back we've got bowser we can build like a full puzzle mini poster type thing you know what not bad the bar was very low but you raised it next this one actual real lego nothing bootleg we've actually got real lego harry potter or it's like a mixed thing we've got harry potter and also fantastic beasts i know they're the same universe but they're sort of just mixing all the characters together let's see who we got put his legs on put his head on here whatever this is this a crossbow what is this that's something and then we have the tri wizard cup uh so this is something diggory what's his name hot wheels oh yeah we're getting manly now real men like cars series 4 mystery models oh we can get a rare one and a tiger is that a thing or he's just running by the cars car plus sticker the [ __ ] show combo let's see all right let's take a look at the sticker first well i don't know what i expected there's a car sticker it's the diesel boy i guess we're gonna get the corresponding car is this the diesel boy man i used to love hot wheels as a kid [Music] minecraft back to minecraft is this the same one build a mini oh i think this is a little bit different is it implying we have to assemble them turn to the top we've got the redstone series how many series is there it's inside a redstone block crack open the trash bag oh is that diamond that what what on earth i don't i feel like this is just a way of not having to assemble your toys before you sell them look at this [ __ ] this is a mess supposed to pull the parts out put his helmet on i think that's something is that it i can't tell what's a limb and what's just plastic excess i think that's a hand why is that so hard yeah that's a swing and a mess i don't think anyone wants to assemble this and it's all janky it doesn't fit that's not anything that's just a piece of plastic and what's with this excess like bit of beard hair yeah you ain't catching me assembling that here's his little axe though next we have whooshies man i hope i get shrek uh i think these are pencil toppers we have all these different ones these are commons i like when they do this i want to have a crack at getting a rare there's a limited edition sparkle poppy that's probably the worst character out of all of these you could make limited edition i'm praying for a glow-in-the-dark shrek all right let's see who we get come on that's nothing kung fu panda does he have his eyes closed or has someone absorbed his soul jack black everybody stick it on a pencil shove whatever this is up his ass there you go that's a feature next we have a throwback i think i think we've opened something of this before uh the grocery gang this is the bug strike version they come in mini toilets because young boys like gross stuff still you're gonna have done like updated market research or is this what little boys are into the trash pack all right let's pop the danny open and that's is that meant to okay we've just got excess oh no this thing's in there oh three different plastic cases to choke as many fish as possible you couldn't just put it all in one all right i'm so glad you fully wrapped this [ __ ] colored uzi all right we have a boot it looks like he's joined a gang and we have yeah so i guess these items tie in somehow if you can get him to hold that they can sort of fight he wants to club him to death and i think this is literally a gun next this is something i'm actually interested in we have a value pack tops garbage pail kids oh the horror ball um you got a vampire baby about to oh no he is he's actually going to town there there's blood look for exclusive purple stickers and panoramic sketch cards randomly inserted oh okay and you get 22 sticker cards plus two exclusive 80s stickers that really does seem like a lot of decent value i really wanted to do a garbage pail episode like opening a full booster box of garbage pail kids whatever it may be uh let me know below if that's something you're interested in after seeing this let's have a look at what we've got here look at the art it's pretty cool i actually like it we've got rob bot we've got moth manuel so i guess do we get uh different characters and then they always interchange them with different uh costumes sort of thing i don't really know how garbage pail works got uh leprous shawn these are creepy they um remind me a lot of goosebumps books artwork got ringleader we've got ravaged rose we have legendary gary okay couldn't put the devil on a card or something you couldn't write that out he's legendary uh bent ben evil eddie we've got wrapped ron that's uh got a i'm not sure if it's a rare or something it's got a different kind of border to it then this one has a different border and then this one has a different border and then this these the weird sticker ones i don't know gassy we got stepped on stefan we got altered andre then we have that's just a house and then we've got three headley and then we have in 3d that's a lot you get a lot actually pretty cool and you can peel them off they are stickers i'll let you guys decide below every time i get stickers should i stick them in the background or is that distracting it looks awful obviously but the background's already very dirty and just so you know this is a desk not a wall a lot of people are confused saying that's the wall it's the desk just a little insider tidbit all right up next what do we have we have play mobile ages 5 and up series 11. they've been going long enough i think i've seen these toys before sort of look like a mix between lego and roblox let's take a look at who we get oh yeah there's a lot of parts okay so we'll put his head in he gets two heads for some reason shove his legs on put his arms on he's falling to bits and he has this kind of cool electric guitar that actually has a stretchy strap not worth my time i'm much more excited to get into more ryan's toy world series one mystery figure with it's oh my god guys they've thrown in a free accessory okay let's see what ryan has in store for us today oh he's in a nice little tube he looks like a race car driver all right they're actually pretty good quality for what they are i guess kind of he's got i think this is supposed to be a trophy just so you know this is the accessory next we've got this is a mess what am i suppose where is my eye supposed to go on this nesters series one exclusive pop art collection pop art exclusive okay small petite pop art mix and match medium cube is i feel like a robot made this did you just feed a bunch of dc characters and words from the english language into a.i and [ __ ] this out okay you've gone too far i've seen enough this isn't a thing a child doesn't want what is this thing i'm i'm ha guys please i okay okay this is hilarious this is just they've just it's so absurd i guess that they're kind of like russian nesting dolls except they're cubes maybe you can get an even bigger one that encompasses this one there was an attempt next what do we have here oh i like the holographic bag i don't like erasers i never like when something is an eraser or sits on top of a pencil hot pups got a bunch of sexy dogs in here apparently oh no that yeah there we go hot dogs gotta put choking hazard on there but then make them look extremely delicious all right let's see what hot dog we get we have a dalmatian oh oh they're all rubbery oh of course there are razors i guess yep this seems like a very complicated eraser how would you really use this so big and bulky so there's the dog you wrap him up this looks like his innards but i guess it's sauce that sits on his back you add the slice of onion got to make sure you get your greens chuck that on there and then feed that to a child next mini booze collectibles hand painted oh that's interesting got all these different ones hand painted i'll be the judge of that let's take a look orange trash bag this time what do you mean what do you mean what kind of slave child labor is are you using to what's the point this just looks like a hunk of [ __ ] unless you mean like the nostrils have just been dabbed on with a paint brush and the smile i guess got to make sure you put your brand logo on the toy itself really drive that into the child's brain one of the most ugly things you've ever seen next whoa another mod modge let's take a look moment of truth we have yes i was hoping to see another one of these these aren't the worst i mean i don't understand it but that is uh mildly satisfying and looks very clean look how like that that's a nice visual i'll give you that much he's like a little astronaut peeking out into the world all right we're nelly done here we have a another ryan's toy reviews ryan's world actually no we'll we'll save him we've done orion too soon we've got a cute but deadly series 5 overwatch edition so i guess they make a bunch of different series this one does not look the worst this could be kind of good oh it's a big bag here we go what character do we get i don't play overwatch i don't think i'll know is that gr is that the reaper i think his name is and he's in his one of his white costumes pretty decent quality it's a big box i guess blizzard kind of maybe doesn't over license this stuff to super cheap companies like some of these other ones or maybe they do but this one's not half bad next that's right it's lol surprise little sisters 35 to collect we've got double wrapping this is very difficult wrapping it's like triple wrapped come on why okay we've got a naked baby on the front touchdown they're saying vague sports phrases still got to finish off the wrapping legitimately three layers of plastic and we've got a sports ball then you crack that open i guess you could use that as a ball or something and we've got more wrapping on the inside of course first we'll open the bag number one and we have a small child stop winking at me what on earth could we have in container number two a giant it's like the mario thing like this clearly doesn't go on the baby it's like you can just buy it and give something else a hat damn snorlax you're looking fresh up next we've got a mighty bean we've opened these on the channel before a couple of times actually i remember these we've got like a collectible outer case that can be all sorts of different uh things we've got this disgusting orc and then we open him up and we should have two beans inside what's it gonna be we've got number 64 the foot brawler and we've got number 38 lobster mighty bean he's got problems all right i think we're down to the last two let's see what ryan we get ah wait a minute so this one is actually pirate ryan it's so strange and this is just like a fan of pirate ryan vanilla ryan who is a pirate ryan fan he's got all his merch let's see what mystery ryan we get oh iron man ryan that's pretty cool or is he meant to be a robot or something kind of cool metallic red listen i know i have like obviously a hoarding problem but i will not stoop this slow that i'm going to try to collect all ryan variants last of all we have uh well i guess it's the last five really five different toys inside this ball by zuru all right let's see oh this is like a i think this actually does something we take the top off oh that's kind of cool it's like um an orange with each slice containing a toy that's a very interesting and innovative design getting five toys though i'm sure they all suck all right yep just a little rubbery thing just like you'd see with anything it's an evil pterodactyl next up that's kind of neat that's it's got a very rough actually feels like a deck i feel like the wheels don't work very well though a lot of weird variation with these what's the bet that this company had all these different toys on shelves as individual things and they were just looking to move a bunch of their garbage stock so they're just like ah just shove them all into one thing make it a mystery ball um i remember these things when i was younger still making these i don't know what that's supposed to be a caterpillar you you put them on your arm like that and then you take it off and you're like hey look at caterpillar we've got a dinosaur maybe an ant a bug an another bug all right what's the last piece we have oh a very angry fish cool why does he have a sliced is he supposed to move he can open up his jaw kind of how is what is this supposed to oh why why is this what wow that was so good so good i am going to throw in a bonus one this one was marked down from 25 to 12 on a christmas special who knows what year that was some big pokemon thing we've got a bunch of different fellas in here we have the strong pig the assertive mole the dumb fish which has been sitting in its case too long the elastic bands that hold it together have left imprints and of course charizard with one of his wings falling off don't worry charizard i've got a backup wing for you there you there you go pal in fact take that off give you a little upgrade that could pass i reckon all right guys um oh he sort of looks like a different pokemon entirely if you take his wings off what about if you remove his legs wow now he looks like a fish pokemon fish zad fish zad all right guys it's time to open up our burning shadows we've got one more in here let's see what we get this time whoops it's gonna be nothing was not supposed to do that one two three to the front getting rid of the water energy we have thick whip it's a viper on the end of this one we have araquanid that's the reverse and the answer is going to be a generic card and now it's time for max mofos postcard collection we have been opening up these 1999 ones which i've been getting a little bit of joy out of so let's see what one we have today some absolute banger art these are so nice a happy new year you'll have to trust me but i haven't seen any in that stack every time i flip one around i'm really looking at it for the first time these are so nice this was an absolute bargain of a buy we've got a psyduck actually stuck in the volcano up there wow thank you guys so much for watching i have posted a new pokemon sword over on the gaming channel you can check that out and i will see you guys on the next episode

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Id: -jNo0E-4lVM

Length: 28min 51sec (1731 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 26 2020