These are the Most Disgusting Kids Toys... 🤮 (Hangrees Series 1)

foreign it's time for another Abomination children's toy opening where to start where to start Five Nights at Freddy's except he's taking a [ __ ] five nights of farts this toy line is for some reason called hangries and yes that is a laughing crying Emoji officially in the logo and title we also have fart night there's a lot to dissect here we have a whole bunch of different ones but uh the main point if you can call it that of this toy is to feed it water and powdered texture shake it and then it'd be [ __ ] this seems like the kind of slogan and sticker you'd see on one of those non-english speaking countries straight from the marketplace uh bootleg t-shirts type deal and the they have this on here in case they go to court and get sued they'll be like nope we had it on the box it said parody that means it's a joke but oh boy strap in we've got big boxes we've got small boxes we've got them all let's start with fart night so we have his poo container and I think each one of these comes with a novelty parody [ __ ] and come food product so yeah this one we have unicorn dogs by farter farms and some um should I be eating this okay I nearly just choked and died that's a piece of plastic and let's take a look at this affront to God we have fart night it's the blonde main fart night oh God he's really been [ __ ] his pants are those his butt cheeks or does he have pants on or are they like riding up he definitely has like an actual pair of ass cheeks so if these weren't terrifying enough okay so is there some sort of oh God it has oh my God okay just in case we get messy let's open the [ __ ] mix we pour this into the Unicorn dogs next this makes little sense did you just have a bunch of little googly eyeballs left over from some other project in the factory you needed to get rid of all right let's dump those in there we give it a shake we pour the water inside we pour the corn dog mix inside and we give him a shake all right now we lift his leg up we sit him over the toilet and we lift this okay that is disgusting that is well I mean it works yeah this is action packed [ __ ] fun what does it look like back up inside his head ah so here's the the [ __ ] stew which is slowly like circles down until it all comes out like so it's going to give him a little assistance here yeah sorry man I ain't waiting around for 20 minutes for you to take a [ __ ] also it does say to leave this Shaker ball in there for whatever reason never thought I'd see the day I'd be manually removing the [ __ ] from a fortnight character but we can only live and learn live and learn to be fair looks like I've had my fingers inside Bugs Bunny ah watch out doc can I post this oh my god well there's the thumbnail shot and you do this you can seal you can cut it off there you go he's clenching okay dare I go on up next we have Buzz took yeah Buzz Lightyear you can do better than this come on this laughing crying Emoji really does it for me with the uh running Banner poop slime poop slime okay on the bottom here parody not affiliated with brand owner okay Buzz toot yeah I don't think we're gonna make all the Slime for all of them because we have a lot to take a look at I mainly just want to take a look at the packaging and the individual characters like buzz this one is even more horrific the other one was definitely maybe just a fart or a skid mark Buzz been [ __ ] like full-on heavy duty he looks sick like he is ill also kind of confused about The Branding for him in this universe like his actual suit has little uh shits all over it and of course he's Buzz two yeah so like you'd think he'd be used to [ __ ] like isn't his whole purpose to [ __ ] fart and come why is he so deathly ill all right boy let me see those tonsils all right there's a there's the buzz tongue and with Buzz we get the Wonka sorry wonky sweet farts pop a fluffy and it goes and the glitter in it goes followed by of course the water will you give him a light year shake and then we oh oh that's a squirter oh the good Lord either a little underdone or a little overdone I think the first one was a little overdone this one may be a little underdone because it says on the packaging after they go on the toilet then you leave it for 10 minutes before touching the Slime so you're kind of supposed to have like an in-between not too thick not too wet when it comes out the [ __ ] and then it's left to thicken and Brew in the toilet before you touches [ __ ] all right you want to take a look at some of the ones you can get so there's a buzzer two deer we've got marshmallow aka DJ fart mellow the incredible dump we have splatter man we've got toilet story we have oh this is Spider-Man oh that's an extra wreck red Chrome version you can find him in the packaging if you see him on the Shelf the Chrome one he's the he's the the valuable one the rare Edition we got the walking dookie despicable P won't make up your mind is he pissing or [ __ ] then we've got deterred Titans this is so bad this is like parody of parody of parody levels but it's it's not that we do have a lot of these I thought I'd just show them here before we go through them five nights of farts we've got carcar craft Minecraft shitty Steve Harry plopper and you can get the extra rare bronze Chrome [ __ ] and Freddie mutant turds fortnite yeah been there true car car with some some KFC uh Rob roll plops I don't get it isn't that is that like Roblox but that's that's the Fallout guy the wwp again they're not peeing I thought we like passed the era of all boys toys where just disgusting [ __ ] but we're still in it I guess it may never change I guess this super gross [ __ ] still sells all right it's time for a doozy we've got a triple pack I think my favorite part is just looking at them in their packaging and seeing how they're branding these things uh so for this one we've got dookie Kong of course Donkey Kong um was he in the list because this is still series one I didn't see him on the thing I don't think I saw any of these or are these like special three packs that don't even count like maybe this is for the ones that come in the individual packs I don't know we have uh that's a is that the fortnite rabbit is that what that is rabbit Rica oh yes fart night how could I miss that he looks the most ill out of it like he has been through it um and then we have I don't know oh oh it's Lucio overflow dusio okay so OverWatch and this one's packaged as the world's poopiest video games all right okay I'm so confused and then this one it still says it's series one these are all different ones I'm really bummed we don't have pooper Mario I may have to do another video okay time to take a look at some more awful parody products we've got the sour poop kids smells like feet surely smells like [ __ ] would be a better tagline we got poop eyes chicken manure just a big old bag of chicken [ __ ] we've got the mixer Bowl in there up next we've got plop Tarts jelly surprise that looks kind of good TBH man this is uh this one's loaded we got the stankiest what is that sun-kissed orange soda stank Sunkist stankiest stanky yes okay that's a stretch unless it's something else I'm not familiar with some of these may be um American Products I I don't have a feel for like I I don't know what that is I'm sure someone in the comments will tell me to to putio it's a salsa it's a snot sauce and here we have the different types of things that you can put into your favorite characters [ __ ] this is like some spongy marshmallows this one's sort of more like a red clay we've got some little crescent moons and I re I don't get that one just some circle pieces of paper like I said I ain't sitting here making [ __ ] all day but let's take a look at the characters all right Lucio um sorry dusio he's got the [ __ ] icon on the side of his headphones his hair is drenched yep and he's taking a big one next dookie Kong he's got it that's not healthy that can't be [ __ ] I think that's snot he's got like snot all over him yeah because his [ __ ] is yellow duh because he'd be eating bananas obviously when you woke up today I'm sure you didn't think he'd be looking down the gaping hole of Donkey Kong but uh we live and learn we live we learn maybe these ones are like bananas next up we have the rabbit this is the most putrid one of all there's just so much disease happening here he's got a little blue poo on the back the rabbit Rica like the shape of his rabbit nose is is just it's a it's a heap of [ __ ] I think he has conjunctivitis he's got all this like honest [ __ ] and this one's stuck closed it's not everywhere there you go that's that's the rabbit from fortnite been sharing a bowl of DK's famous bananas okay don't worry we are going to make some more [ __ ] I just I'm I'm not doing it for every one of them oh yeah in case you didn't want to just keep things visual that special three box comes with what I think is like this disgusting odor that makes your fake slime [ __ ] smell like real [ __ ] like how immersed do you want to be how far down the line do we want to take this thing I'm telling you one day we're just gonna be like selling straight up dog [ __ ] on a shelf and it would be like it came from a real dog this is real dog [ __ ] disgusting new cool epic boys toy straight from a real dog's ass um this one is maybe like one of the more concerning ones this is stranger turds is this is the little psychic girl is this Millie Bobby Brown 11 like you're gonna make these weird [ __ ] toys out of a little girl in a TV show this does say stranger turds too is there another stranger turds figure or are you saying it's stranger things season two yep she [ __ ] herself it has to be her right look we got the Eggos the poop the poop pugos poop shaped at least this one kind of implies that it's just like shaped like a poo they're not waffles pressed from actual [ __ ] I mean or maybe they are okay there actually seems to be so many and this is still saying series one like I'm I'm gonna I I think let me know below if you want to send video of this or not I mean I would understand if that's a big no let us continue it's time to make some more [ __ ] that's right your boy managed to pick up the walking dookie here he is he's it's just like a generic zombie from The Walking Dead this one gets some condensed poop cannibals can dance Kaka Duty poo poo funny funny poop [ __ ] poop poopy poo poo poopy poopies funny poopies Jesus Christ okay but ew this one's green all right now we're taught uh what happens if we put two different ones this one's blue they must all just be different colors so we just add that in screw it let's put in some little foam pieces if I can get them in there let's add the water okay yeah that we've got too much let's just try anyway let's try my best here we go let's see if we can get it all in there oh God that is just oh wait you're not supposed to okay I've screwed it up you don't add the water to the container whoopsie okay yeah I screwed that maybe maybe it will work I don't know let's try shaking it up um we lift this leg first the second one opens the opens the anus this is constipated too many bananas DK what's going on inside there oh okay yep that's that has Jesus Christ that's okay oh kind of makes more sense why they look so horrified now okay I think I might be close to being traumatized we're going to continue um we have in this one the incredible dump that's right he's taking the world's biggest [ __ ] he doesn't look uh two-faced okay seriously this is like they've just had a bunch of different stuff add like a craft store that they needed to get rid of look you've just got like these little little puffy balls let's take a closer look at him he's probably the least interesting one that I've seen there's not a whole lot they've done with him but there he is straining every muscle in his body to produce the incredible dump I mean I guess he is the incredible dump he's taking an incredible dump who cares and his snack of choice is Taco smell all right yep a little Red Bull in there it's kind of making me hungry lokito next we've got the five nights of fonts five nights of farts poop slime poop slime poop slime who did this who did this okay kitkats for Freddy or should I say kit Splat crappy Wafers let's take a closer look at your boy five nights of farts he's got a yellow ass and again there's been a whole lot going on there that's that that's Freddy Fazbear for you all right you can tell I'm at the end of my tether my leash is that an expression I still have a super pack to go this is one of my favorite hoodies by the way I thought I'd maybe get to wear it still after this but I'm not so sure that's getting washed out all right here's where they go crazy again so this is the collection of wizards the world's poopiest Wizards which Harry Potter isn't even in here but we've got gandus the brown so uh Gandalf Gray Gandalf Wyatt gandus they're brown um Dr stains yep and Lord moldy farts no Harry plopper in sight moldy farts may have uh taken a philosopher's [ __ ] on him and in here we have a bunch of new parody Foods all right starting up first with the original photos or fartos brand poop scoopers lovely next you've heard of Dunkin Donuts but have you heard of Deuce and donuts gives you the runs and up next to the slow reveal it's none other than the fruit poops all these multi-colored shits just add milk oh we're we're still going all right squirt it just square square tetios squid squitettios original uh pasta in some kind of see this one's kind of hinting that they are actually using [ __ ] like liquid [ __ ] is being used in this product in this universe it's being put on the Shelf this is a legal loophole they're [ __ ] in the sauce don't let them get away with it okay lastly we've got oh okay that looks kind of nice Starbucks coffee I mean they just they've given up they have given up at this point oh don't forget the [ __ ] odor we've got twice the [ __ ] odor now I'm gonna put it into one for the final [ __ ] I mix okay let's take a close look at our characters buttholes Lord uh moldy farts there he's crying he is he's I don't know what he's been eating again probably actually trying to pass the Philosopher's Stone but they'll look at the tears running down his cheeks up next Dr Staines does he have many stains yeah he's got it in his hair he's got the ones we're all seeing now all just have the just yellow no variety he's got uh some sort of drippage some seepage down the back of his pants and what color does gandus have they get like you called him gandus the brown plus Brown would have stood out on his white robes man you guys need to fire some stuff get me working in the Hang grease headquarters here he is though yep oh yeah oh yeah we're at a final hangry and then I'll make a final [ __ ] with the double [ __ ] odor we have uh it's kind of a boring one to end on but we've got the runs I mean he he he has the runs he is the runs so this is like the flash right uh butt finger butt finger bites okay let's take a closer look at yellow again I guess it kind of looks like a slight orange tinge that one uh but here he is the runs yep it's your favorite character all right let's see here silver [ __ ] gold I'm gonna go for the gold we're gonna Brew ourselves a nice frap pooped Chino uh put all of that in there take one of the random bags oh we've got yellow give this a quick Shake tip it into the top of Gandalf's skull Just Add Water give him a shake and he's already dripping let's see it rip let's see what you got Gandalf there oh no there's a hole in it this is such a mess all right I nearly forgot about this let's see what this smells like when I add this oh God it's like a dropper which means you're probably only supposed to like add one drop to each one all right let me do the smell test what okay that doesn't smell shitty at all oh that smells okay that's gonna make the kids want to eat the [ __ ] that is so weird it smells like something Savory that sounds like it could sound bad because maybe it's supposed to smell like [ __ ] but it doesn't it almost smells like something's cooking something good cooking on the stove and then we have the other one which Ah that's different again that's okay that's so dumb that's just like eucalyptus that's lavender or something that just smells like a body mist spray or something I'm telling you they just had all these different components of things in the factory they were like how can we make the big box more premium I never thought I'd say this but you should have made it more disgusting just why don't you add fart spray or something yeah yeah I know now I'm fighting for it I'm the victim here I'm caught up in this big mess yeah listen there's no Max mofo I'm not bringing any of my postcards near any of this [ __ ] so we're skipping the postcards for today thank you guys so much for watching though if you want to support me buying 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Length: 22min 11sec (1331 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 07 2021