Old Woman Destroyed By Tik Tok Star

female cop humiliated by male cop what what's up princess did you get lost looking for the little girl's room yeah right next to the men's room boys oh careful boys i think she may be pmsing okay princess okay oh yeah yeah get him nice frank good take down no now kiss him on the mouth a little you gotta be kidding me yeah how am i even supposed to do that what's wrong with that it's impossible don't break a nail or something had enough princess all right that's enough what stunt team did they get to choreograph this the john wick team that was nuts like i watched the real fight you should be making us all coffee instead damn get us all another cup of coffee since that's all you got hey wait a minute that's the bully from the sniper wolf series on dar man in the dar man universe so he went from bully to nice guy to [ __ ] cop now so he's like he had a character arc and now he's reverting back damn i had such high hopes for him in season two another cup of coffee no janitors when he was the nice guy that's it your only job is to make sure my cub stays full understand you're right how much coffee does he drink damn the darn man budget is wild there's police cars women can't drive oh jesus christ get in the passenger seat yo i'll probably just drop her off the nail salon and meet up with you boys what the [ __ ] are you talking about any units available oh that's a good idea that's right around the corner let's go sunset overdrive huh i'm familiar we're on the way damn he's busting it isn't safe for you stay in the car yeah let me handle this by myself oh god no not that what a why'd takedown do that i had the situation under control it looked to me like you needed help just go back and wait in the car this is a man's job hey okay oh good work expertly done silent anything you say can it will be used against you this is the most action i've ever seen in a dartman video let's get some more drama turns out this is his dad said i had it under control yeah right what did he even steal good thing we got him ronnie the robber and on your first day too for months that's what you get i didn't try very hard on that one dar man but i i like it that's what i'm talking about what is it go get me a fresh cup of coffee while you're at it get ally one two you better get used to it she's your new boss damn she got promoted to sergeant on her first day let me show your new office ronnie the robber must have really been like prestigious wait what was the message there hold on [ __ ] so you see whatever men can do women can do if not better am i an idiot or is that like is that grammar like super [ __ ] wrong what is whatever men can do women can do if not better i know what he's trying to say but that has really confused me to like a really high degree car mechanic tried to scam a woman it's been an incredible steve man thank you oscar you earned that give my love to your wife and kids okay oscar [ __ ] yeah very kawaii toolbox there look at all these what are these anime waifus nice i like it i like it so to shatter your dream but that manager positions mine pretty soon i'm gonna be your boss so you should get used to taking orders from me you know what start by throwing that away okay fine [ __ ] it and one of you check it not a problem i'd be happy to just go ahead and ah lo siento but no we don't fill air here paco i'll check it for you okay just pull your car in thank you so much are you just gonna ignore all that why don't you just beat this guy's ass like you're just gonna brush that off you see this this is exactly what you'll never be a manager you should never judge a book by its cover well how about also don't be racist like the message here is more than just don't judge a book by its cover it's not don't be racist as well i think like it's getting overshadowed here by a different message well i know it's true you probably don't know much about cars but take it from me this could be very serious oh i actually know a lot about cars just because you found some instagram on pinterest doesn't mean you know about cars this would be the worst manager of all time sweetheart but that'll mean the best he's doing great okay it's my daughter's i have a business nearby sure you do hector and i'm the ceo of tesla why don't you just beat that man's ass with a tire iron like what why are you just lit [Music] that's right darmian really doubled down on making them [ __ ] how much do i owe you 60 grand don't worry about it here at chris's curry purse we believe in always treating customers like family yeah clearly so i'm not going to charge you a little bit of air you like you heard my racist uh co-worker right bless you i'm definitely coming back why why why one nice employee and a genuine racist it doesn't like neutral out just go somewhere else hey what's up you [ __ ] so you need me to fix your car just give me the key i'll give it a full inspection but that's really not necessary it doesn't matter what do you know about automobiles carburetors pistons and sh and [ __ ] like that she doesn't know the break from the gas pedal take it from me yeah women don't know what gas on the floor means oh boy am i glad you brought this in today yeah this car was about to explode it needs to be replaced what that's crazy it was running perfectly fine maybe yeah a woman doesn't know what perfectly fine engines sound like unlike me thank you unbelievable when a car's spark plugs are bad it can cause the engine to misfire uh oh i'm getting a lesson now needle nose pliers please i don't know what that means my hands are a hammer damn see all the oil oh gross that means it's time to replace the worst butt plug i've ever seen watch the car blows up this is the catastrophic explosion see no check engine light you're a coward dar man take it in an action subverting expectations direction but i don't understand how do you know so much about cars you see i own this place christina what are you doing here uh just getting sexually harassed by your employee wait she's your daughter yeah yeah she actually used to work here back when oscar started leroy here tried to charge me 5 000 to replace my entire engine when all i needed were some spark plugs you what uh oh caught red-handed i can explain you see oh boy wow wow that is a nice porsche i'd like to donate 10 million dollars to this car repair shop hey sam i told you i'd be back and this time i brought my car what do you think something like that would cost i'd say get the [ __ ] out of here we don't do that you know off the top of my head around 10 grand that sounds great to me let's do it okay he just [ __ ] him wait that's a terror that's a terrible price what that's way too much he just [ __ ] scammed them right in front of the boss looks like you just won the contest congratulations you're the new shot manager can we fire the racist guy too while we're at it like what that should be step one you're fired yeah there we go go ahead see at this shop yeah treat everybody like their family not take advantage of them you got me fired thanks a lot sweetheart holy [ __ ] would you just call her uh sweetheart why who are you her husband [Music] he just rips his head off like an action figure it's weird because darman does those and has one message don't judge a book by its cover message being she's a woman you shouldn't assume she doesn't know about cars so you can't scam her or he's not driving a nice car so he doesn't have money but then he also litters the character with racism and that's never addressed it's not like don't be racist it's just hey just because he's driving a bad car doesn't mean he's broke and just because she's a woman doesn't mean she doesn't know cars i feel like that should have been a double whammy of a message tick-tock famous teen kicked out of office i have a new marketing idea oh please it's called only fans let's go in the newspaper now we're feeling it barb nobody reads the newspaper anymore it's not get carried away that would probably cost us every penny that we have hey thank you for the 10 gift subs mike troy it's time that we try something new we need to get with the trends that's ridiculous and to help us out with our marketing yeah i don't know tic toc stars like the bits hey everyone hey what's up it's a pleasure to be here and i can't wait to work 15-year-old high school talk tick star going to solve all of our problems i'm actually 20. oh blasted you see you have a lot of experience like cruella deville darling old is gold no one has ever said that a full page ever in the newspaper sorry about that i do not know what has gotten into her please don't mind her i'll talk to her later okay it's okay no just fire her or i'm out of my age [ __ ] hardball what is the message here hire tick-tock stars to be your marketing managers i'd love to so hey speaking of which can you shout me out on your tick tock channel the oldest gold lady oh gosh that's barb this whole thing is just darman justifying online influencer marketing to his audience nice star man [ __ ] yeah okay okay i i i'm too deep into this one i need to see how this ends and what the message is hey darman fam it's all the ceos out there consider using tick-tock stars to pump your products you can contact me if you'd like i actually own an agency so use dharman agency to reach out i guess i don't know what's going on in here oh we're creating a tick tock a what check it out she is melts well how it's your big idea yeah i mean it's not a good video or anything i suppose the phones will just magically start ringing what's your guys's tick oh we actually don't have one what don't have a tick-tock the first thing we need to do then oh no no we are not wasting our money on that it's free no cost it's free this is an advertisement for tick tock and for influencer marketing you know i i think i'm just gonna leave why who cares i feel really bad you your a [ __ ] tick-tock superstar you make a million dollars a week off sponsored posts what does it matter what barb thinks you're above this alison what did she say to you please she said that lip syncing on tick tock isn't talent old is gold don't forget that do you even know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results you keep marketing this way you're never going to see change get blasted isn't always gold sometimes new is what to do oh oh jesus all right never mind you just lost credibility why do that allison he's a recent slug you're sure that's your one no cry it's a free idea it's a [ __ ] free idea barb is preaching about buying a goddamn newspaper ad 50 billion dollars she was doing it on her own for free then this shouldn't take long no in fact it can't take more than 60 seconds when they finish recording wow look at that allison edits the video and gets ready to post it on tick tock check out daisy's designs link in bio oh genius that'll do it that'll do it in three two one so you're telling me that people on tick tock are just gonna call the literal ceos of this company directly wait just a minute now that was so good that was incredible amazing holy [ __ ] i don't hear the phones ringing oh well don't worry they're asking their parents permission to use the phone their children barb give them a minute oh oh it's rain it's the better business bureau telling them they're shut down daisy design services how can i help you a telemarketer congrats must be so embarrassing for you barb it's been five seconds it just takes time it's been five seconds any more time hello daisy's designs how may i help you i want 15 million dollars worth of daisy's designs you want help designing your office yes absolutely elon musk finally oh my god yes no that was also allison's tick tock hello daisy's design services so they can only ever get six orders at a time how efficient no wonder this company folded no there's six phones there are six phones i can count them we are back in business no you have six orders you have six orders let's not get carried away jesus christ your idea it worked time and phones are ringing off the hook barb again i see why you are a [ __ ] marketer there is six customers right now we have six thanks for saving our company barb do you want to record a tick tock why why why would you say yes that allison what are you gonna do with her give her a sponge bath like what the [ __ ] do you mean jesus christ oh now you become a full shill for daisy's designs huh is going on in here so you save the company and tank your tick tock career where is barb and what have you done with her oh barb is not here anymore now it's just cringe what happened today we're posting cringe on maine that was good yeah that was another [ __ ] banger it's i mean i will say though at least he's not doing the same scripts every time anymore he's finally started branching out into original stories like this one had action scenes in it like you know he's on the come up pretty soon he'll be directing full blown like taken movies poor student shamed for old clothes what happens next is shocking is that last year's animal crossing you're wearing last year's minecraft t-shirt what do you what do you mean come on guys what minecraft oh true mom you [ __ ] what are you doing in the school right now let me know if you need anything else okay jesus christ gordon gets his clothes from the goodwill what the [ __ ] isn't there poop on those or something that's so gross my god oh my god gordon goofy gordon that's [ __ ] nuts i can't believe people pay that for that that's all my mom could get me okay you shouldn't even have a goddamn tablet to begin with take my stuff that's really mean give miss tablet back be quiet he's going nuts gamer mode that's what i thought a minecraft stand is fighting on twitter right now live fine give it back wow i can't believe you did that you're nuts whatever it's not like it was worth anything anyway you're evil how am i going to get a new one just like his clothes was that dar man laughing at him why was that such a deep voice laugh is there a 30 year old in this classroom somewhere laughing at gordon you guys want to come over my mom just got me a ps5 seriously yeah let's go cool we can play nothing on it wow there's one game for it my mom comes and picks me up in a brand new porsche every star man loves porsche maybe he's sponsored by porsche good for you get my keys back sure i'll give them back go fetch why did you do that joey i cannot believe what i just saw we were just joking miss henry while joking at gordon's expense is unacceptable young man you two go home wait isn't that his mom wait isn't that gordon's mom what no we have to go talk to your mom please don't do that oh she's a teacher oh i got that so mixed up henry i am so sorry yes i will have a talk with him and now you're gonna have to get a job come on mom it's just good will gordon it's not that serious not that serious just starts throwing eggs at him let me show you how to bully it we're rich i'll never have to go through any of that not anymore i sold my company to prove a lesson to you and i gave away my money from now on no new clothes no new ipad no new minecraft merch and you're going to bike home you can't do that i just did that's impossible everyone laughs and makes him feel really bad that's it's a terrible tablet to be fair you deserve to be made fun of unbelievable blue he now realizes how much it hurts to get made fun of that's some shitty ass friends he has one week where he doesn't have a lot of money and they [ __ ] hate him can you please forgive me no well forgiveness is weakness now you can beat his ass sure i forgive you gordon a minecraft teacher micro brush i've always wanted one of these minecraft merch you're welcome huh oh my god do you want to come over and play roblox no what no minecraft and your mother is now employed at my mom's company should i meet you at your place what a turnaround huh from a shitty ipad to a new ipad from an animal crossing t-shirt to a minecraft shirt holy [ __ ] spoiled son doesn't want to do chores there's a prime zacaroni you didn't take out the trash last night no fortnite alex shut the [ __ ] up you old hag trash last night whatever harpy i'm busy pay me first oh good business you know i wish someone would pay me for making breakfast why would anyone pay you that's your job [Laughter] mother you're so silly uh you filthy harlot why would you get money [Music] oh my god you make me laugh sometimes but you make me sick so get the [ __ ] away from me mom just died thanks a lot mom thanks mom you ruined my chances of making it to phase now paid to take out the trash if you want me to do that then you're gonna have to pay me more this guy knows what he's doing that's business oh jesus christ you almost killed her oh what are you doing why are you playing with legos disgusting not even sirloin and shadow bro or chateau can i help you [ __ ] is it called hi dear what do you want him to do eat it and it's hard for me to bend over oh boo hoo alex did you leave max's poop on miss johnson's lawn no i took a [ __ ] there because i don't respect her close the door pick it up she doesn't pay me on people's front lawns what are you the poop police shut the [ __ ] up mom i'm trying to eat my hash browns and plastic eggs now can you give me the ketchup oh not part of her job that's not part of my job you just set the rules and you're not playing by him max what are you doing decides that she's gonna give her son a taste of his own medicine man this whole house is made out of marble plates nice okay go ahead and wash one it's not my job either so now the plates just never get washed by the way from what i remember it was my job to do the laundry oh boy she is [ __ ] rolling him right now and i'll leave my clothes over there doesn't bother me one bit you're playing hard ball right now mom who's gonna break first playing against bots did the power just go out i mean it's your job to pay the bills i'm also never gonna buy food again and we'll starve because it's not my job i like it and pay the rent yeah or anything about electricity bill stop it mom how am i supposed to play my game are you gonna cry gonna cry funny idiot he's gonna [ __ ] tear up over there get a job [Music] well that is pretty impressive now can you please pay the electric bill no we really can't afford to like i like actually we can't so just get used to living like this i'll fold your clothes though i guess that was the message you're gonna do something you should never do it halfway i i didn't i didn't get that at all from the video huh well i mean i guess though i guess you could spin the message the other way like if you're gonna do it go all in literally drive yourself to poverty to prove to your son that he's an [ __ ] no reason for half measures

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Published: Wed May 19 2021