Mom Hates Gamers

rude stranger judges pregnant 51 year old lady instantly regrets it that's extremely specific mom throws out her son's xbox she instantly regrets the decision she made was he to like flip over a table or something i can make a lot of money as a gamer impossible what are you doing tonight if i win that'll get paid a lot what do you mean playing video games isn't a real job like becoming a doctor or a lawyer or an engineer or a fleshlight scientist i swear i'm gonna break that game do it it's okay don't be a coward do it if that's what he wants to do then we should support his dreams i want a divorce did you just put another xbox charge on my credit card i'm sorry it's called v bucks mom tournament tonight i promise i'll pay you back pay me back with what i wouldn't even have a job we're already ten thousand dollars in credit card debt that's your own [ __ ] point i can't afford for you to put your stupid games on my credit card honey well how about you learn to manage your finances better than how about that mom well how about that have you thought of that maybe you don't need nine bracelets enough is enough [Applause] no please and she's just gonna play it herself i don't care you'll have to beat her on the battlefield to get it back and that being a gamer is a real career now anyway i have something that belongs oh [ __ ] dad give me a pc if you really cared why are you giving this back to me jesus christ good luck in your tournament thank you finishes last place he ends up getting first place and wins the grand prize yes anything is possible gamers 30 years later his mom happens to just check your credit card statement please we have 10 million dollars from gaming zero dollars yeah we're super bankrupt just 10 000. i just signed a huge contract with an esports team which team which team is this let me analyze the contract um this player contract the contract effective november 1st 2020 of course buy in between game tester alias tag does this mean i get to keep my xbox nope mine now [ __ ] on one condition you teach me how to play that game so i become a gamer too it's not that easy mom you're born with the jeans to be a gamer not everyone has it you can't just learn it hey darmian seat you shouldn't be doing that that's not diana's job it's fine lifting plates [Laughter] you lazy harpy not carrying plates huh hey sweetie did you make the tortillas by hand actually i bought everything from a restaurant a restaurant why couldn't you have made it yourself oh that's right you enjoy spending my son's hard-earned money no it's you tortilla buying succubus you don't raise your daughter right and you can't even cook oh wow what kind of a wife are you my mother makes a good point i want a divorce how could you save something like that pedro what she didn't say anything i mean you don't cook uh you did buy the tortillas i mean you know i think i don't wait and when you started your business then it wasn't going so well oh wow you borrow money all the time how far is this my mom would get 12 cash gonna get the business though defended you what is he doing like opening a lemonade stand it's not really a good loan then all i want is for you to have my back the same way i've always had yours you're right you're making a good point right now you're right let's go pull the chair out from under my mother and launch or fall teach her a lesson okay moving forward i would appreciate it if you treat her with a respect that she deserves oh well now that you say that i guess i like her that's my boyfriend i'll get it yeah he's wearing a leather jacket holy [ __ ] i just saw it in the window i'm excited god he's gonna be so [ __ ] cool hell's angels she doesn't help out yeah oh it's not weather she doesn't contribute to the group yeah it's been really tough with my criminal record but i'm sure i'll find something soon selling weed to underage kids eh classic scott sun sues his own mom for kicking him out instantly regrets it yeah i bet he loses the case and then has to pay all of the legal fees of course he's gonna [ __ ] regret it you [ __ ] dumb also this is based on a true story as well isn't it i actually remember this story this was a redditor hold on a second before i watch this i'm i'm thinking it's this story so it looks like they ruled in the parents favor this i remember this story this was a good story i can't believe he lost he looked like he was so prepared he looks like the kind of guy that marched in the court and said he's going to represent himself in fact i guarantee that's exactly what he did all alan does is stay home and play video games oh no the ultimate evil clean up after himself does he poo poo and pee pee himself on the couch to do it i'm your son it's your responsibility to take care of me all right settle down now pop a titty out so i can have food now my bob loves me i just know it if that's true then she'd be here right now right now that's actually a pretty good point uh is she here yeah i don't see her either to be fair no yeah that was it she backed into a corner on that one in that argument oh what the [ __ ] from out of nowhere i bet you feel real dumb right about now he would get aggressive and hit her for no reason at all i would try to stop him but then he would just let his aim start this is a lot heavier than his uh mom doesn't like girls playing video games story lines holy [ __ ] man this is dark her to be there and i have a contract on her so you can't just come in here and take her settle it in hand-to-hand combat in the gladiator arena rich landlord decides to evict his poor tenant instantly regrets it wait what do you mean so a tenant wasn't paying the bills and asked him to leave isn't that typically how it works oh it's stan lee now i see that's why he regrets it you're 150 dollars short i know but once i sell this comic book called spiderman has been really easy hey you back hey nerd don't trip idiot he didn't even see my foot how did you do that dummy did you pee yourself too hey nerd hey nerd read a book that if you cheat thanks for tier one dan i'll never get ahead that sounds like something a nerd would say it does to be fair if that that is actu that's absolutely what a nerd would say he's not wrong he's got you there frankie and he gives him all the wrong answers also his teacher sucks at enforcing uh no cheating rules great work matthew can you answer this oh man uh frankie can i would really like for you to do it blasted because when i told you that you had the same answers as frankie that would have been great except for one minor detail i created two versions of the exam same questions the difference is i changed the damn all this just to catch one guy cheating so you see billy it's like an anime plot one instead damn you scored a perfect zero would you be kind enough to show us how to solve this turns out he cheated on the person in front of him has no [ __ ] idea

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Published: Wed Feb 03 2021